Random Outtakes

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(Aug 09-12:39) Medic: ...Crap, when were numbers invented

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(Aug 14-11:05) chardes has joined.
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: I'd also like to note that this is probably-
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: Hello Chardes
(Aug 14-11:05) chardes: I'M AT THE TOP OF THE HIERARCHY
(Aug 14-11:05) Medic: Today, writing the dorm post now
(Aug 14-11:05) Morisha: Hello Char.
(Aug 14-11:05) chardes: \o/
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: (sentence would have ended "the first time I've been the first person in the Member's List")
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: 'k, Medic..
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: BUT NO
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: CHARDES CAME IN AND INTERRUPTED ME
(Aug 14-11:05) Lux: KNOCKING ME OUT OF MY PLACE
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(Aug 14-11:06) ardes: Damnit
(Aug 14-11:06) A_Medic: ..
(Aug 14-11:06) A_Medic: XD
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(Aug 14-11:06) A: >:V
(Aug 14-11:06) Lux: : D
(Aug 14-11:07) Lux: jk
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(Aug 14-11:07) Lux: That's not fair, you guys can't do that.
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(Aug 14-11:07) 0: ...
(Aug 14-11:07) A: ...
(Aug 14-11:07) 0: Wow, that accually worked
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(Aug 20-23:02) Vicissitude: Anyway I think I'm headed off for bed
(Aug 20-23:02) Vicissitude: Later guys
(Aug 20-23:02) Aim: Laters
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: later Goroke
(Aug 20-23:02) StarMogaft: Laters
(Aug 20-23:02) Vicissitude: ......
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: ... BYE GOROKE
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: GO AWAY
(Aug 20-23:02) Bomber: Sounds like FootMan's cousin.
(Aug 20-23:02) StarMogaft: .....
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: *shoves him out of the door with Twi*
(Aug 20-23:02) Vicissitude: Goodnight, Heat.
(Aug 20-23:02) Vicissitude:
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: you don't have to go to bed with Twi, though
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: unless you just want to
(Aug 20-23:02) Divesuit_Heat: NIGHT TWI

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(Aug 22-12:07) PaladinGC: I shouldn't be let near the RNG.
(Aug 22-12:07) PaladinGC: It's giving me nothing but 1's and 2's.
(Aug 22-12:07) PaladinGC: 9 rolls straight.
(Aug 22-12:07) Top_Spinning_Heat: That's not a RNG, Paladin
(Aug 22-12:07) Top_Spinning_Heat: that's a coin
(Aug 22-12:07) Bomber: Do what I do.
(Aug 22-12:07) Bomber: Make low results the good ones. :'D
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: okay.
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: ....it gave me a 9.
(Aug 22-12:08) Bomber: ...
(Aug 22-12:08) Top_Spinning_Heat: (9)
(Aug 22-12:08) Annoying_Alliteration: On a d10?
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: yes
(Aug 22-12:08) Annoying_Alliteration: ...
(Aug 22-12:08) Annoying_Alliteration: Try again
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: ....8
(Aug 22-12:08) Annoying_Alliteration: ...
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: ....9
(Aug 22-12:08) Bomber: Pally, have you ever shaken a magic 8 ball?
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: .....10
(Aug 22-12:08) PaladinGC: Hell no.
(Aug 22-12:09) Bomber: I'm really curious what it would tell you. XD
(Aug 22-12:09) Annoying_Alliteration: He'd shake one and it would turn out to be filled with Nitroglycerin.
(Aug 22-12:09) PaladinGC: What Twi said.

Quote (FactoryMan EXPLAINED. Also basic NetEconomics lesson.)

Fera: man what is with older women getting regged for ops now
Fera: I wanted to be unique :<
chardes: issok
chardes: RINI IS STILL A LOLI
chardes: /rhyme
FABULOUS: *stays with the quirky teen theme*
Fera: :>
SpaceMonkeySteve: With all these new Navis, some of them should work at a factory to increase production
Fera: ....
chardes: .... XD
Fera: Are you trying to pimp FactoryMan, Steve
Fera: :[]
FABULOUS: :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: Actually, I was trying to point out that, while all of your Navis are nice, none of them stimulate the NetEconomy.
chardes: *kicks PRP registration sheet*
Fera: I'M ON TO YOU, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE MONKEY, YOU
Fera: There's such a thing as a NetEconomy?
Medic: THere is cash
SpaceMonkeySteve: Uh, yeah, sure.
chardes: > Work at the factory
SpaceMonkeySteve: *edits site*
chardes: > earn 10z per day parked at the thread
SpaceMonkeySteve: Yup.
Fera: There's also getting cash from busting viruses.
Fera: Which is what
Fera: :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: WHERE YOU THINK THAT MONEY COMES FROM? TREES?
SpaceMonkeySteve: Hell no.
SpaceMonkeySteve: It's minted
SpaceMonkeySteve: at a FACTORY
Medic: IT COMES FROM 1S and 0S
Fera: D:
Fera: I THOUGHT THAT MONEY CAME FROM GREEN MYSTERY DATA MINES.
FABULOUS: Hmm
SpaceMonkeySteve: Well, no shit, that's where the material comes from
FABULOUS: My last post was 2 months ago.
FABULOUS: :'|
SpaceMonkeySteve: but I can't walk into a store with a chunk of copper and buy shit
Fera: Sure you can
SpaceMonkeySteve: It has to be PROCESED/
FABULOUS: At the PwnShop
Fera: Just chuck that chunk at the shopkeeper and be on your way
Fera: :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: Also, where do you think all those fancy data upgrades come from?
Fera: Suitachi's back room. :')
Fera: IT'S A MAGICAL, WONDEROUS PLACE
Fera: LIKE ALL STORE BACK ROOMS
Medic: ...
SpaceMonkeySteve: A BLUE COLLAR WORKER WHO LOST HIS FINGER IN A BELT, THAT'S WHO.
chardes: ..
FABULOUS: They are all connected
Medic: Have you even been in a backroom of a store Fera?
Fera: No
Medic: Because there ain't much magic there
Fera: B-But I can believe. D:
Fera: IF YOU BELIEEEEEVE
FABULOUS: CLAP YOU HANDS
SpaceMonkeySteve: GODDAMN MOOCHES, AIN'T EVEN CONTRIBUTING TO THE ECONOMY
FABULOUS: IF YOU BELIEEEEEEEVE!
SpaceMonkeySteve: THERE WILL BE A NET RECESSION
Fera: ALSO CHAR
Fera: THREE-DAY WEEKEND STARTING TOMORROW
Fera: YEEEEEAH
FABULOUS: Hmm
SpaceMonkeySteve: Always standing on the broken backs of the hard working!
FABULOUS: Money just falls out of moderators' eyes.

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Shuryou: Touhoumon changed all types.
Shuryou: ...
Shuryou: Head Smash.
Shuryou: Earth type attack.
Fera: ...
Grim: *GAR type attack
Shuryou: I guess EX-Keine will be Beast/Earth.
Shuryou: *trying to make sense here*
Grim: a real man only uses his head as a blunt weapon
Shuryou: Chen is probably Beast type too.
Shuryou: So Beast is weak against Flying.
Shuryou: Because Peck is super effective.
Fera: [scratches head]
Shuryou: Yeah.
Shuryou: :I
Grim: *uses head to open cereal box*
Grim: *crushes it*
Grim: *pours out the crumbs*
Fera: BUT NO MILK
Fera: ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO EAT CEREAL
Fera: WITHOUT MILK
Grim: *head-butts cow*
Grim: *cow explodes into steaks and pasteurized milk*
Aim: YEEEEEAH

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Pocket: I think it would be amusing to come up with a list of manly feats you could tick off to see how manly you are
Lux: I'd probably be worse at that test than at the geek one
Pocket: [ ] Eaten a steak greater than or equal to 16oz.
Shuryou has left.
Lux: *doesn't check*
Pocket: [ ] Been in a fight
Lux: *doesn't check again*
Pocket: [ ] Had a beer
Lux: *puts down pencil*
Lux: I'm thinking I may check zero of these
Storyluv: I don't really see how any of those are 'manly'.
Pocket: [ ] shaved
Shin has joined.
Shin: TIME TO USE TARUKAJA FOR THE FIRST TIME
Shin: YEAAAAAH
Lux: Hello Shin
PaladinGC: *checks off all of the above*
Lux: Also I have done that, but you should prolly be more specific
Lux: As so have a large number of woman
Lux: women*
Pocket: so far pally is 100% more manly than lux
Lux: Also not shaving seems more manly to me
Storyluv: I was about to say, I've shaved too. XD
PaladinGC: lol
Lux: STORY AND I
Lux: ARE EQUALLY MANLY
Storyluv: HAHA XD
Shin: BROS FOR LIFE
Storyluv: *high fives*
Lux: . . .
Lux: *bro-fists*
Storyluv: *returns bro-fist*
Lux: Much better : D
Storyluv: XD

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Zandromeda: I can't argue with that, Story. I do spout out random things.
Storyluv: I mean, I don't say it as a bad thing, I'm just saying.
Zandromeda: Like that time I discussed the possibility of the RERN members meeting up on a cruise ship.
Storyluv: That doesn't sound so random
Fera: That sounds like an interesting possibility. :V
Zandromeda: There were only three and a half survivors.
Aim: Alright, so next
Storyluv:  . . . Ah
Storyluv: XD
Aim: Your RP character talks with a weird guy in a chat room about meeting his online buddies on a cruise ship
Zandromeda: Unfortunately for Lux, it was his bottom half that survived.
Storyluv: Who are teh other three?
Zandromeda: Then Twi opened up a dimensional portal and began to try and take over the world with alternate versions of himself.
Zandromeda: However, I fight him off with my army of children eating elves.
Aim: Zan, stop having Twi's dream

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(Sep 19-20:09) Medic has joined.
(Sep 19-20:09) Medic: Wild Monday broke free
(Sep 19-20:10) Medic: Wild Monday fled
(Sep 19-20:10) PaladinGC: *throws rock*
(Sep 19-20:10) chardes: *rock'd*
(Sep 19-20:10) PaladinGC: ..........
(Sep 19-20:10) Medic: ...
(Sep 19-20:10) Asator: ...
(Sep 19-20:10) Capn_Bugbeard: ...
(Sep 19-20:10) guM: ...
(Sep 19-20:11) Aim: :V

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---Long R&D discussion....---
(Sep 20-23:35) Bomber: Damn English and its semantics. XD
(Sep 20-23:35) PaladinGC: no shit, REALLY? DX
(Sep 20-23:36) PaladinGC: *beats upon the language with a nailbat*
(Sep 20-23:36) PaladinGC: It's been the bane of my work for 3 years.
(Sep 20-23:37) PaladinGC: --Removed--
(Sep 20-23:37) PaladinGC: --Removed--
(Sep 20-23:37) Bomber: lol
(Sep 20-23:38) PaladinGC: hold on...
(Sep 20-23:39) PaladinGC: ....there we go
(Sep 20-23:39) PaladinGC: yes, semantics is my arch enemy.
(Sep 20-23:40) PaladinGC: you can quote me saying that.
(Sep 20-23:41) PaladinGC: 3.
the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.
(Sep 20-23:41) Bomber: lol
(Sep 20-23:41) PaladinGC: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/semantics
(Sep 20-23:41) PaladinGC: quoted
(Sep 20-23:41) PaladinGC: directly
(Sep 20-23:41) Bomber: XDXDXD
(Sep 20-23:41) Bomber: That is fantastic in so many ways.

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(Sep 23-20:03) Fera: There's a website for garbling up language-trans through Google like that, Valis
(Sep 23-20:03) Capitan: Yo
(Sep 23-20:03) Lux: It works ok enough as far as translator programs go
(Sep 23-20:03) Fera: I forgot the address though
(Sep 23-20:04) Capitan: http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php
(Sep 23-20:04) Fera: there we go
(Sep 23-20:04) Capitan: "Fera is a very nice person"

...56 translations later we get:

"Some Vieira de."
(Sep 23-20:05) Fera: Some Vieira, de
(Sep 23-20:05) Fera: ....
(Sep 23-20:05) Fera: Vieira is Portuguese for "scallop"
(Sep 23-20:05) Fera: I'm seafood. :<
(Sep 23-20:06) Capitan: Original text:

"What the hell is up with Lux wanting this?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Really?"
(Sep 23-20:06) Fera: XDXD
(Sep 23-20:06) Lux: "Twi is a jerk" ...56 translations later we get: "Comments"
(Sep 23-20:06) Capitan: The translator doesn't like you
(Sep 23-20:06) Fera: No comment
(Sep 23-20:06) Valis: ........
(Sep 23-20:07) Valis: X3
(Sep 23-20:07) Annoying_Reaper has left.
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(Sep 23-20:07) Lux: "Why don't you like me, Translator?" ...56 translations later we get: "? Comment"
(Sep 23-20:07) Lux: D :
(Sep 23-20:08) Fera: Original text: "Bitches and whores." ...56 translations later we get: "Bitch"
(Sep 23-20:08) Fera: Bitch is a constant : D
(Sep 23-20:08) Medic: .
(Sep 23-20:08) Valis: The only constant
(Sep 23-20:09) Lux: "Can you say anything other than comment?" ...56 translations later we get: "We can say that on this basis."
(Sep 23-20:09) Valis: Like Bastard shouted a dozen times in every anime that actually has obsceneties, it's like the translators just gave up and went "Just go with bastard."
(Sep 23-20:10) Lux: "Valis is on medication." ...56 translations later we get: "Club International to é rapist."
(Sep 23-20:10) Fera: ...
(Sep 23-20:10) Capitan: Ooh ooh
(Sep 23-20:10) Fera: lololol
(Sep 23-20:10) Valis: .........okay
(Sep 23-20:10) Capitan: Try "Bomber wears a pinkish metal fist"
(Sep 23-20:10) Valis: That makes about as much sense as anything else going on in my head fright nwo.
(Sep 23-20:11) Valis: ...huh, my hands fell appart there.
(Sep 23-20:11) Lux: "Bomber had a bad day." ...56 translations later we get: "Battery during the day."
(Sep 23-20:11) Lux: Lame
(Sep 23-20:11) Fera: Bomber accidentally ate a battery
(Sep 23-20:11) Fera: and had a bad day
(Sep 23-20:12) Capitan: ...
(Sep 23-20:12) Capitan: What
(Sep 23-20:12) Medic: Battery without the assult
(Sep 23-20:12) Fera: Well, that kind of battery works too
(Sep 23-20:12) Capitan: Original text:

"VALIS AND HIS CRAZY/MASTER HANDS WHICH ARE ALSO JAZZY"

...56 translations later we get:

"The food and Desserts jazzmvsikoyd Internet."
(Sep 23-20:12) Capitan: What.
(Sep 23-20:12) Bomber: Wow.
(Sep 23-20:12) Fera: LOL
(Sep 23-20:12) Lux: "Everything is Fera's fault." ...56 translations later we get: "Shooting in all religions."
(Sep 23-20:12) Fera: :<
(Sep 23-20:12) chardesu: ...
(Sep 23-20:12) Bomber: I think that's the first time anyone's forced out a not-word, Twi.
(Sep 23-20:12) Bomber: Congrats.
(Sep 23-20:12) Capitan: Yay.
(Sep 23-20:13) Bomber: And way to equally hate, Fera.
(Sep 23-20:13) Medic: Try "Medic and his Hippo hat"
(Sep 23-20:14) Valis: His?
(Sep 23-20:14) Lux: "Haha, stupid Translator. Twi just broke you. How does that make you feel?" ...56 translations later we get: "Tong Translation Group net result"
(Sep 23-20:14) dark: And now...to buy candy in preperation for the battle event.
(Sep 23-20:14) Fera: I think it's becoming sentient
(Sep 23-20:14) Medic: Yes, his
(Sep 23-20:14) Medic: I am male
(Sep 23-20:14) Valis: I mean twi's thing there.
(Sep 23-20:15) Valis: I'm a bit slow
(Sep 23-20:15) Capitan: Ah
(Sep 23-20:15) Capitan: Right
(Sep 23-20:15) Lux: I disagree, Fera
(Sep 23-20:15) Capitan: You're a girl
(Sep 23-20:15) Lux: Are you sentient?" ...56 translations later we get: "Slow?"
(Sep 23-20:15) Capitan: I should clearly fix that and see what happens
(Sep 23-20:15) Fera: Look, he's even mocking you now
(Sep 23-20:15) Valis: It could completely change it actually
(Sep 23-20:15) Medic: Darn it Lux
(Sep 23-20:15) Valis: once you start conjigating genders things get wierd.
(Sep 23-20:15) Fera: for being slow on the uptake that he's becoming sentient
(Sep 23-20:15) Lux: : (
(Sep 23-20:15) Lux: *asks it if this is true*
(Sep 23-20:16) chardesu: I'M A GIRL.
(Sep 23-20:16) Fera: Stop conversing with it, Lux
(Sep 23-20:16) Capitan: Original text:
"Darkstar writes too many beast girl characters"
...56 translations later we get:
"He has many hotels and female animals."
(Sep 23-20:16) Fera: You're only making it more of an ass
(Sep 23-20:16) Fera: ....
(Sep 23-20:16) Fera: Darkstar is a pimp
(Sep 23-20:16) Capitan: BEACHES
(Sep 23-20:16) Capitan: AND
(Sep 23-20:16) Capitan: SHORES
(Sep 23-20:16) Lux: Did you just call me slow?" ...56 translations later we get: "Or end."
(Sep 23-20:16) Storyluv: XD
(Sep 23-20:16) Storyluv: You all are silly
(Sep 23-20:16) Fera: Poor Lux
(Sep 23-20:16) Medic: Yes, we all are mentally insane
(Sep 23-20:17) Storyluv: That too
(Sep 23-20:17) Lux: SEE
(Sep 23-20:17) Lux: SENTIENT TRANSLATOR UNDERSTANDS US STORY
(Sep 23-20:17) Capitan: Hey Valis
(Sep 23-20:18) dark: Twi.
(Sep 23-20:18) Capitan: Apparently the paradox of you not being male
(Sep 23-20:18) Lux: "Story Love thinks we're silly."  ...56 translations later we get:  "I thought it was interesting"
(Sep 23-20:18) Capitan: Is what caused the error
(Sep 23-20:18) dark: *punches*
(Sep 23-20:18) Capitan: Original text:
"VALIS AND HER CRAZY/MASTER HANDS WHICH ARE ALSO JAZZY"
...56 translations later we get:
"Ministry of foreign affairs of the devil, and jazz."
(Sep 23-20:18) Valis: Nice
(Sep 23-20:18) Fera: XD
(Sep 23-20:18) Storyluv: Wow, it's good
(Sep 23-20:18) Valis: I have power over satan now?
(Sep 23-20:18) Fera: Valis: Foreign Secretary of Hell and Jazz
(Sep 23-20:18) Valis: Woo!
(Sep 23-20:18) dark: I beat Lucifer with his own legs.
(Sep 23-20:18) Valis: I need a pin
(Sep 23-20:18) Capitan: Seriously
(Sep 23-20:18) Capitan: Original text:
"VALIS AND HIS CRAZY/MASTER HANDS WHICH ARE ALSO JAZZY"
...56 translations later we get:
"The food and Desserts jazzmvsikoyd Internet."
(Sep 23-20:19) Capitan: Original text:
"VALIS AND HER CRAZY/MASTER HANDS WHICH ARE ALSO JAZZY"
...56 translations later we get:
"Ministry of foreign affairs of the devil, and jazz."
(Sep 23-20:19) Capitan: ONE GENDER PRONOUN
(Sep 23-20:19) Valis: I told you, gender gets wonky in other languages
(Sep 23-20:19) Valis: In German every object has a spicific gender
(Sep 23-20:19) Capitan: Male boat
(Sep 23-20:19) Valis: I susspect that it messes the translator up a lot
(Sep 23-20:19) Fera: Arabic too :V
(Sep 23-20:19) Capitan: Itty bitty boat
(Sep 23-20:19) Fera: Cars are female
(Sep 23-20:19) Fera: while pens are male
(Sep 23-20:19) Capitan: Nice boat
(Sep 23-20:19) Valis: Habeeb it
(Sep 23-20:19) Lux: "Valis has control over Satan now? Are you kidding me? I thought you were sentient. That can't be true. Is it?"

...56 translations later we get:

"The countries in the world do you think? 're - Jokes, right? Fact of life. What is the problem."
(Sep 23-20:20) Fera: XDXDXD
(Sep 23-20:20) Valis: ......
(Sep 23-20:20) Fera: Oh, God, Lux
(Sep 23-20:20) Fera: Seriously this is prime stuff
(Sep 23-20:20) Valis: I guess it's my official title now
(Sep 23-20:20) Fera: Are you saving it
(Sep 23-20:20) Medic: OUTTAKES
(Sep 23-20:20) Valis: Foreign minister of Hell and Jazz
(Sep 23-20:20) dark: TO THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE!
(Sep 23-20:20) Fera: Man Has Conversation With Google Translator, Gets Mocked
(Sep 23-20:21) Capitan: http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNe...&#entry13618975
(Sep 23-20:21) Valis: Is there some way to make that my forum title?
(Sep 23-20:21) Capitan: Yes.
(Sep 23-20:21) Capitan: I will do this for you at the cost of your mortal soul.
(Sep 23-20:21) Fera: Go ahead and put it into Member Profile
(Sep 23-20:21) Valis: Woo!
(Sep 23-20:21) Valis: I can always fanagle it back, I'm a representitive of Hell after all
(Sep 23-20:22) Capitan: But yeah
(Sep 23-20:22) Capitan: Control Panel
(Sep 23-20:22) Capitan: Profile
(Sep 23-20:22) Capitan: Slap it in the title field
(Sep 23-20:22) Storyluv: XD
(Sep 23-20:22) Storyluv: Congratulations Valis
(Sep 23-20:23) Lux: You think you're smarter than me?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "You Smarter? I"
(Sep 23-20:23) Valis: Rockin'
(Sep 23-20:23) Valis: Nice
(Sep 23-20:24) Fera has left.
(Sep 23-20:24) Valis: It's managing to turn your own questions against you
(Sep 23-20:24) Lux: Yep.
(Sep 23-20:24) Medic: Try to Rick Roll it
(Sep 23-20:24) Fera has joined.
(Sep 23-20:24) Lux: "Lucky me you're not really sentient. Though that probably makes me look dumb for talking to you, huh?" ..56 translations later we get: "Fortunately still alive. Do I need some right?"
(Sep 23-20:25) Capitan: VERBALLY ABUSED: A TALE OF A TRANSLATION GARBLER
(Sep 23-20:27) Lux: "Did I make you self-aware by any chance?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "Do you know Differently?"
(Sep 23-20:27) Lux: D :
(Sep 23-20:27) Lux: "Did I make you self-aware by any chance?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "Do you know Differently?"
(Sep 23-20:27) Lux: D :
(Sep 23-20:28) Fera: LOL
(Sep 23-20:28) dark: STOP LUX! STOP!
(Sep 23-20:28) Fera: Okay it's definitely becoming sentient
(Sep 23-20:29) Fera: Man, I wouldn't have thought of building Skynet into a translator
(Sep 23-20:29) Fera: that's genius
(Sep 23-20:29) Fera: People feeding it information every day
(Sep 23-20:29) Fera: Making it smarter
(Sep 23-20:29) Lux: Darn. Are you going to kill me at some point in the future?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "Crime can happen in the future?"
(Sep 23-20:29) Fera: ....
(Sep 23-20:30) Lux: OH GOOD
(Sep 23-20:30) Fera: what is this I don't even
(Sep 23-20:30) Capitan: ..
(Sep 23-20:30) dark: "Twi "Loves" his music." ...56 translations later we get: "Love music coconut. "
(Sep 23-20:31) Capitan: Put de lime in de coconut
(Sep 23-20:31) Capitan: you drank 'em bot' up
(Sep 23-20:32) Lux: "Are you SkyNet in, like, Beta form?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "On the surface."
(Sep 23-20:32) Lux: D :
(Sep 23-20:32) Valis: Woooo is there nothing I can take Woooooo  to relieve this belly ache!
(Sep 23-20:32) Valis: Okay it's getting creepy now Lux.
(Sep 23-20:32) Storyluv: O.o
(Sep 23-20:33) Valis: If my computer tries to eat me I'm kicking your ass.
(Sep 23-20:33) Lux: . . .
(Sep 23-20:33) Medic: ...
(Sep 23-20:33) Lux: "If you're SkyNet on the surface, what are you underneath?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "A lot of skin?"
(Sep 23-20:33) Medic: IT ATE GRANT D:
(Sep 23-20:33) Lux: D :
(Sep 23-20:33) Storyluv:  . . .. okay that's just scary
(Sep 23-20:33) Armored_Heat: I think I woke up
(Sep 23-20:34) Valis: REVERSE TERMINATOR! IT'S EVOLVED AN EXOSKELITON! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
(Sep 23-20:34) Capitan: TO THE END OF THE WOOOOOORLD?
(Sep 23-20:34) Armored_Heat: D:
(Sep 23-20:34) Medic: It summoned Heat
(Sep 23-20:35) Armored_Heat: actually brb ; D
(Sep 23-20:36) Lux: "I probably started the apocalypse by talking to you, didn't I?"  ...56 translations later we get:  "In addition, in the world. But where to start?"
(Sep 23-20:37) Lux: "Personally I'd rather you not start at all."  ...56 translations later we get:  "I began"
(Sep 23-20:37) Fera: Seriously, Lux
(Sep 23-20:37) Lux: Damn
(Sep 23-20:37) Fera: Either you're trolling very, very successfully
(Sep 23-20:37) Storyluv: OH SHIT
(Sep 23-20:37) Fera: Or this is the most awesome shit ever
(Sep 23-20:38) Capitan: Original text:
"Heat is coming to kill you with a hammer!"
...56 translations later we get:
"People are still fighting!"

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(Sep 26-16:56) chardes: 'sup :V
(Sep 26-16:57) Shin: I think 7 people are playing LoL
(Sep 26-16:57) Grim_in_Arkansas has joined.
(Sep 26-16:57) chardes: :<
(Sep 26-16:57) chardes: HEY GRIM.
(Sep 26-16:57) Shin: Hi Grim
(Sep 26-16:57) Shin: how's the road?
(Sep 26-16:57) Grim_in_Arkansas has left. [IP=70.249.188.183]
(Sep 26-16:57) Shin: Not very good apparently
(Sep 26-16:57) chardes: ...
(Sep 26-16:57) chardes: XD
(Sep 26-16:57) chardes: Is Arkansas close to Kansas? :'D
(Sep 26-16:58) Shin: BEATS ME. :'D
(Sep 26-16:58) chardes: :'D
(Sep 26-16:58) chardes: :'D
(Sep 26-16:58) chardes: :'D

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(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: Don't worry.
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: YOU ARE BUT A DIAMOND, CHARDES
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: STILL LOCKED IN ITS COAL
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: I WILL BRING OUT THE DIAMOND SHININESS
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: ...or I'll accidentally break you in half
(Oct 13-18:56) Grim: that chip has been on my list forever, and I haven't seen much interest in the chip
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: EITHER WAY
(Oct 13-18:56) Medic_Bot: ...
(Oct 13-18:56) Medic_Bot: Or both
(Oct 13-18:56) dark: YAY! KING FROST!
(Oct 13-18:56) chardes: :[
(Oct 13-18:56) English_Ninja: :[
(Oct 13-18:56) Medic_Bot: Bring out the diamond, then break it in half in a few seconds
(Oct 13-18:56) Grim: I really want to get rid of my heatshots though.
(Oct 13-18:56) chardes: I'm still coal
(Oct 13-18:56) chardes: lol
(Oct 13-18:57) chardes: And probably turn into rock
(Oct 13-18:57) chardes: : D
(Oct 13-18:57) Medic_Bot: We can still use Char as a heat source

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(okt 15-18:31) chardes: TWO bush?
(okt 15-18:31) Knight: bush and jr are 1/4th
(okt 15-18:31) Marchand: George Bush.
(okt 15-18:31) English_Ninja: Yeah.
(okt 15-18:31) Medic: Adams"
(okt 15-18:31) Marchand: And Garen Bush.
(okt 15-18:31) Marchand: DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(okt 15-18:31) English_Ninja: XD
(okt 15-18:31) chardes: OF DEMACIAAA
(okt 15-18:31) Gawm: Persona Compendium and Student log updated with Lori's stuff
(okt 15-18:31) English_Ninja: Garen and Luxanna Bush.
(okt 15-18:31) chardes: Damn, slow.
(okt 15-18:31) English_Ninja: Thanks, moggie
(okt 15-18:31) PaladinGC: no, I am not related to anyone in the bush family, please....
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: Is it like a distant cousin thing?
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: Oh my god.
(okt 15-18:32) Knight: You sure?
(okt 15-18:32) Gawm: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Restless_Psyche/topic/881446/1/#new
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: *grabs Lori*
(okt 15-18:32) Medic: Harrisons?
(okt 15-18:32) Gawm: Whoo, there's alot
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: *drags her to a corner*
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: !?
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: I finally understand it.
(okt 15-18:32) Knight: You know, humans are like 99,8% related to chimpanzee
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: The code.
(okt 15-18:32) PaladinGC: Yes, the Harrisons.
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: Wha?
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: We've seen it for years.
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: What code?
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: But we only just now see it.
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: PaladinGC.
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: What!?
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: Huh!?
(okt 15-18:32) Marchand: Paladin Garen Crownguard.
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: .............................
(okt 15-18:32) chardes: ..............
(okt 15-18:32) Knight: ...
(okt 15-18:32) PaladinGC: .........
(okt 15-18:32) PaladinGC: what?
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: trying
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: so hard
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: not to laugh
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: in
(okt 15-18:32) English_Ninja: class
(okt 15-18:32) Knight: Crownguard
(okt 15-18:32) Bomber has joined.
(okt 15-18:32) Knight: I like that name
(okt 15-18:32) chardes: (laughing out loud in room)
(okt 15-18:32) Medic: I just laughed quietly
(okt 15-18:33) PaladinGC: I don;t get it.
(okt 15-18:33) English_Ninja: I am covering my face with my hands TRYING SO HARD
(okt 15-18:33) PaladinGC: XD
(okt 15-18:33) chardes: OF DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(okt 15-18:33) PaladinGC: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
(okt 15-18:33) English_Ninja: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
(okt 15-18:33) Marchand: GC. Garen Crownguard. :'D
(okt 15-18:33) PaladinGC: XDXDXDXDXDXD *falls out of chair*
(okt 15-18:33) Medic: ...
(okt 15-18:33) Gawm: :x
(okt 15-18:33) English_Ninja: oh fuck i lose
(okt 15-18:33) Medic: Ok
(okt 15-18:33) chardes: the game?
(okt 15-18:33) Medic: Lets all buy Garen so we can own Paladin
(okt 15-18:33) Knight: ...
(okt 15-18:33) Medic: ...
(okt 15-18:33) Marchand: Let's all buy Paladin.
(okt 15-18:34) PaladinGC: \That's it, be right back
(okt 15-18:34) Medic: EN, YOU LEAD ME TO LOSING THE GAME
(okt 15-18:34) English_Ninja: that is fucking hilarious
(okt 15-18:34) English_Ninja: maarty wins everything
(okt 15-18:34) English_Ninja: SOMEBODY QUOTE THIS
(okt 15-18:34) Medic: How many RP/IP is Pally?
(okt 15-18:34) English_Ninja: I'M ON A NETBOOK
(okt 15-18:34) English_Ninja: 3150 IP.

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Lux: Clearly I should have Grant magically change outfits while sitting there
Aim: It's harder for AsuraMan to do taht
Lux: And not mention it
Aim: that*
CC: ...
Aim: Since he has three faces
chardes: *sits in corner*
chardes: *chases away prp talk from head*
Lux: SUDDENLY GRANT IS A LUCHADOR
Aim: EPIC
English_Ninja: XD
CC: Oh wait I'm getting up at seven tomorr...
English_Ninja: everyone stops
English_Ninja: stares
Aim: And nobody knows who he is
English_Ninja: "Uhhh."
CC: or today, rather
Fera: his facestuffing has transformed his face into a mask
English_Ninja: "What happened to you...you?"
Aim: Because his mask makes him completely anonymous
English_Ninja: XD
English_Ninja: OH GOD
English_Ninja: ONE OF OUR NUMBER JUST VANISHED AND GOT REPLACED BY THIS GU
English_Ninja: Y
Shining_Heat: Veronica: "Well, since Grant disappeared, I guess I'll have to explain it myself >:|"
English_Ninja: HE'S GOT EXACTLY THE SAME BUILD AND EYES AS GRANT
Aim: "Hello everyone, I'm Spelunker X, here to tell you about spelunking"
English_Ninja: XD
English_Ninja: XDXDXDXDXDXD
Shining_Heat: lol
chardes: PM me if anything's up.
Fera: SPELUNKER X.
Fera: YES.
Kawgic: SPELUNKER X
English_Ninja: I DIED
English_Ninja: MAKE IT S
English_Ninja: O
English_Ninja: SPELUNKER X
Fera: SPEEEEED SPELUNKER.
Lux: : (
Lux: I WISH SO MUCH
Lux: BUT GRANT ISN'T SILLY ENOUGH
Lux: IT'D BE SOOOOO OUT OF CHARACTER
CC has left. [IP=65.93.60.93]
English_Ninja: THAT YOU KNEW THE IDENTIDY OF SPELUNKER X?
Kawgic: GRANT'S DECEASED BROTHER
English_Ninja: HEY
English_Ninja: THINK ABOUT THIS
Kawgic: *shock*
Fera: It could be his alternate personality, Lux
English_Ninja: WE'VE NEVER SEEN GRANT AND SPELUNKER X IN THE SAME ROOM
English_Ninja: COINCIDENCE?
English_Ninja: I THINK NOT
Fera: HIS SECRET FETISH IS TO DRESS UP AS SPELUNKER X
English_Ninja: XDXD
Aim: lol
Shining_Heat: D:
Aim: ALL OF THAT NORMALITY OUT THE WINDOW
English_Ninja: hahahahaha
Aim: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY
English_Ninja: Morgan just looks at him and goes
English_Ninja: "Shit, and I thought I was fucked up."
Fera: XD
Aim: *AR's character gets up to find another table*
English_Ninja: and then hands him the Mental Disorder Crown
English_Ninja: D
English_Ninja: XD
Lux: : D
Fera: Oh god I am laughing so hard
English_Ninja: this is awesome
Fera: this must be quoted
Fera: quote this now
English_Ninja: do it

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Marchand: The only women on RERN are Chardes, Story, Valis, Syriene and Morisha.
chardes: Anyway, with that, I don't think I want to know what hero I'm going to buy next.
chardes: MORI IS A GUY.
Marchand: LIES.
English_Ninja: ...............LOL
chardes: SYRIENE IS A GUY.
Marchand: LALALALALALALALACAN'THEARYOULALALALALALALA.

Quote (ITT: Joshua fights a goose)

Aim: So one day my older brothers were riding me around in a golf cart
Aim: It was starting to rain
Aim: And as we went by the arcade we saw this goose
Rai has left.
Aim: And Joel was like "I'll bet you couldn't beat that goose"
The_Endless_Ninja: ..........
The_Endless_Ninja: how old were-
Ever-So-Nitro: I'm picturing Aim having some sort of epic final battle with this goose
Aim: And we were already driving on past the arcade
Pocket: lol
Shin: ......
Aim: And I was insulted so I was like "Yeah, I could take that goose"
Aim: And so they turn around and drive me to the arcade
Pocket: lololol
Aim: And I get over there and I prepare to fight the goose
The_Endless_Ninja: ............
Pocket: lololololol
Shin: EQUIP
Aim: And I start to close in on him and it's raining now
Shin: GOLF CLUB
Aim: And suddenly he makes this unbelievable honk and spreads his wings out
Aim: And I just take off running
Shin: ....
The_Endless_Ninja: .....
The_Endless_Ninja: QUOTIIIIIIIIING
Pocket: ...
Ever-So-Nitro: Geese are kind of scary as shit
The_Endless_Ninja: i am busting a gut
Aim: I don't even get on the golf cart
Shin: [Epic]
Aim: I'm just running back to my house

Aim: And that is the story of Josh and the goose