Random Outtakes

Quote (Corporate World 1)

(Nov 07-09:13) Greco: Much better.
(Nov 07-09:13) Aimphone: I pictured you as doing the upgrade command from Gundam Battle Assault 3
(Nov 07-09:13) Greco: XD
(Nov 07-09:13) Greco: Konami Code/10 :'D
(Nov 07-09:14) Greco: Nah, just updated java 2 versions. :V
(Nov 07-09:15) Greco: near as I can tell, anyone running 6u35 is fine, so they don't need to update at this time.
(Nov 07-09:19) Greco: 7uEverything is still screwed up, so 7u9 is no good.
(Nov 07-09:21) Greco: It'll be sometime around march or april of next year before they fix that.
(Nov 07-09:21) Aimphone: :Y
(Nov 07-09:22) Greco: Have you placed an order for MSPaint today? :'D
(Nov 07-09:23) Greco: [/jerking the bosses around]
(Nov 07-09:24) Aimphone: Doing it right now yep
(Nov 07-09:24) Greco: XD
(Nov 07-09:24) Greco: M$: What the f*ck is this order form?
(Nov 07-09:24) Aimphone: ... as a side note I have a story that fits that pretty well
(Nov 07-09:24) Greco: Go for it. :V
(Nov 07-09:25) Aimphone: There is a program called SnagIt ; it makes it so that when you hit print screen you get a sort of crop box and choose just what you want to copy off the screen
(Nov 07-09:26) Aimphone: A coworker told me to install it and I did; it is a little faster to use than Paint
(Nov 07-09:26) Aimphone: Now problem is all of Project Management wants it and they ran out of keys
(Nov 07-09:27) Aimphone: They were told "use MS Paint instead"
(Nov 07-09:27) Greco: ....bahahahahaha
(Nov 07-09:27) Aimphone: And are up in arms complaining that MS Paint sure won't do everything SnagIt will
(Nov 07-09:27) Aimphone: Problem with that being, it does :'D
(Nov 07-09:28) Aimphone: SnagIt is a several hundred dollar program to expedite using the crop function of paint or, hell,you can even crop something after pasting it into outlook
(Nov 07-09:28) Greco: ....
(Nov 07-09:28) Greco: seriously?
(Nov 07-09:29) Greco: several hundred?
(Nov 07-09:29) Aimphone: Yeah a pack of a dozen keys costs like 200 from what I heard
(Nov 07-09:29) Greco: oh, that's not as bad
(Nov 07-09:29) Greco: one key is a copy of the program
(Nov 07-09:30) Greco: so it's more like 16 bucks a key
(Nov 07-09:30) Aimphone: So I'm tempted to say "if you guys want to, I can show you how to use paint for this"
(Nov 07-09:30) Greco: This deserves to be in Random Outtakes.
(Nov 07-09:31) Greco: This is totally priceless, and a look into what the real corporate world is like. XD
(Nov 07-09:31) Greco: I'd know, I've been there too.
(Nov 07-09:32) Aimphone: I'm sure this is like the archetypical IT story
(Nov 07-09:32) Greco: It's close.

Quote (Whilst interpreting an RP post)

(Nov 17-16:27) Bomber: I just got riddled full of commas like a shotgun shell hit me.
(Nov 17-16:27) CC: XD
(Nov 17-16:27) Gomi: Bomber's commatose
(Nov 17-16:28) CC: pfft
(Nov 17-16:28) Bomber: I really am.

Quote (Pally is a Monster D:)

(Dec 01-08:44) Greco: seriously though, jpg doesn;t have a valid reason to exist anymore
(Dec 01-08:45) catterham: lol
(Dec 01-08:45) catterham: other than size
(Dec 01-08:45) catterham: :'D
(Dec 01-08:45) Greco: nope
(Dec 01-08:45) Greco: png blows it out of the water
(Dec 01-08:46) Greco: at least the most recent edition of png does
(Dec 01-08:46) catterham: :3c
(Dec 01-08:46) catterham: [/editions]
(Dec 01-08:47) Greco: lol
(Dec 01-08:47) Greco: man, now I just picture all of my tech support clients as kittens.
(Dec 01-08:47) catterham: that'll be adorable
(Dec 01-08:47) catterham: you'll melt
(Dec 01-08:47) Greco: lol
(Dec 01-08:47) catterham: and everyone will kill for that job
(Dec 01-08:48) Greco: then again
(Dec 01-08:48) Greco: it would give rise to
(Dec 01-08:49) Greco: "Every time someone plugs a 120v/a power supply into a 240v/a outlet, Pally kills a kitten" [/strangled the guy that did it]
(Dec 01-08:49) catterham: XDXD

Quote (Too Stupid To Fail?!)

(Dec 03-20:00) Greco: http://www.toprpgames.com/view.php?view=3018
(Dec 03-20:01) Asator: not that
(Dec 03-20:01) Virtue: No
(Dec 03-20:01) Rai: lol
(Dec 03-20:01) Virtue: We don't want to scare away new people
(Dec 03-20:01) Virtue: xD
(Dec 03-20:01) Rai: Pally trying to sneak that thing in here >:V
(Dec 03-20:01) Greco: lol
(Dec 03-20:01) Rai: WE DONT TAKE TO YOUR KIND IN UNTRAINED IDIOT CHAT
(Dec 03-20:01) Bomber: Yeah, at a glance, I'm that admin that turns everything upside down on a whim.
(Dec 03-20:01) Bomber: Awesome.
(Dec 03-20:01) Greco: You really are.
(Dec 03-20:01) Virtue: At a glance
(Dec 03-20:01) MagicCereal: (votes)
(Dec 03-20:01) Virtue: At a minor inspection
(Dec 03-20:01) Asator: I'm just the admin that says no a lot.
(Dec 03-20:02) Virtue: At a long stare
(Dec 03-20:02) Virtue: At a deep introspection
(Dec 03-20:02) MagicCereal: I'm just the admin that doesn't exist : D
(Dec 03-20:02) Virtue: At a well-considered logical reasoning
(Dec 03-20:02) Virtue: ...I could go on.
(Dec 03-20:02) Asator: Please don't.
(Dec 03-20:02) Greco: anyway, linked that because it's tomorrow on the topsite already (Guess they're in England).
(Dec 03-20:03) Bomber: 3 hours ahead is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, for the record.
(Dec 03-20:03) MagicCereal: vote early, vote often~
(Dec 03-20:03) Azureink: Voted.
(Dec 03-20:03) Bomber: So Atlantis servers, or something.
(Dec 03-20:03) Greco: 4 hours
(Dec 03-20:03) Greco: it;s 8
(Dec 03-20:03) MagicCereal: D:
(Dec 03-20:03) Virtue: So underground, we're in the ocean
(Dec 03-20:03) Bomber: 4...
(Dec 03-20:03) Bomber: Spain, then?
(Dec 03-20:04) Asator: so what are they in Portugal?
(Dec 03-20:04) Greco: ;p;
(Dec 03-20:04) Greco: lol*
(Dec 03-20:04) Asator: that's an odd face you just made there
(Dec 03-20:05) Bomber: Ugly people can be beautiful too, you know.
(Dec 03-20:05) Azureink: Just be sure to put it in the annoucement area whenever we log into this chat. Piratenpad and votes.
(Dec 03-20:05) Virtue: Who needs comedy manga when you have this chat
(Dec 03-20:05) Greco: I tried that, and the chat actually rejected it.
(Dec 03-20:05) Azureink: Oh?
(Dec 03-20:06) Asator: Just put it in the topic above the chat.  "Here's a thing you want to click."
(Dec 03-20:06) Bomber: We're a little dry on visual gags, so there's that.
(Dec 03-20:07) Greco: hmm, actually
(Dec 03-20:07) Greco: maybe I can trick it into accepting it
(Dec 03-20:07) You logged off.
(Dec 03-20:08) You have joined room: Lobby
(Dec 03-20:08)  https://roguenetwork.piratenpad.de/rernmoderation Moderation Pad
(Dec 03-20:08) You are a room admin.
(Dec 03-20:08) Virtue: >Fera and MC have similar avatars
(Dec 03-20:08) Virtue: I can no longer tell their posts apart
(Dec 03-20:08) Azureink: Greco upgraded to PaladinGC to fight the chat.
(Dec 03-20:08) Asator: POWER UP
(Dec 03-20:08) Asator: Similar avatars, AND THEY'RE BOTH DUMB
(Dec 03-20:09) Azureink: Dumb?
(Dec 03-20:10) PaladinGC: now, did that actually work.
(Dec 03-20:10) You logged off.
(Dec 03-20:10) You have joined room: Lobby
(Dec 03-20:10) Moderation Pad: https://roguenetwork.piratenpad.de/rernmoderation  Vote for RE:RN: http://www.toprpgames.com/vote.php?idno=3018
(Dec 03-20:11) Virtue: "Warning! If you put the beehive in your inventory, the bees will escape."
(Dec 03-20:11) Bomber: So they finally said it.
(Dec 03-20:11) Greco: heh, using Java7 made it work.
(Dec 03-20:11) Fera has joined.
(Dec 03-20:11) Asator: ....................
(Dec 03-20:11) Bomber: Hey Fera.
(Dec 03-20:12) Greco: Heya.
(Dec 03-20:12) Asator: I think my brain just broke.
(Dec 03-20:12) MagicCereal: D:
(Dec 03-20:12) Fera: Well finally, the vote link's in the chat message
(Dec 03-20:12) Greco: SEE?
(Dec 03-20:12) Fera: and hi
(Dec 03-20:12) Azureink: Fera was summoned by Greco's addition of the vote link.
(Dec 03-20:12) Asator: (Dec 03-20:11) Greco: heh, using Java7 made it work.  <=does not compute does not compute does not compute
(Dec 03-20:12) Fera: Greco walking in is my only reminder to vote
(Dec 03-20:13) Fera: He doesn't even have to paste the link
(Dec 03-20:13) Greco: lol
(Dec 03-20:13) Greco: it's already next day on the vote server, so feel free to do so.
(Dec 03-20:13) Azureink: PaladinGC: now, did that actually work. PaladinGC has left. Greco has joined. Virtue: "Warning! If you put the beehive in your inventory, the bees will escape." Bomber: So they finally said it. Greco: heh, using Java7 made it work. Fera has joined. Asator: ....................
(Dec 03-20:13) Bomber: Vote in Spanish for maximum effect, apparently.
(Dec 03-20:14) Greco: Si.
(Dec 03-20:15) Greco: How asinine. Java7 breaks the cha--- oh fuck, that's why it worked.
(Dec 03-20:15) Greco: Okay, here we go:
(Dec 03-20:16) Greco: Java 6 has word wrap enabled, and a character limitation to guide it.
(Dec 03-20:16) Greco: Java 7 does not have this. So when you post a link, it breaks the chat's text table.
(Dec 03-20:16) Asator: Logic.
(Dec 03-20:16) Rai: Hi Fera :3
(Dec 03-20:16) Fera: Removing of features: Completely logical Oracle progression
(Dec 03-20:17) Fera: hi Raikou
(Dec 03-20:17) Greco: So, Java 6's table feature was preventing me from adding the second link, but posting it under 7, where it's TOO STUPID TO STOP ME actually worked.
(Dec 03-20:17) Fera: Wow.
(Dec 03-20:17) Asator: It's too stupid to not work.
(Dec 03-20:18) Fera: That's just...
(Dec 03-20:18) Fera: I don't know.
(Dec 03-20:18) Greco: XD
(Dec 03-20:18) Greco: Welcome to IT.
(Dec 03-20:18) Greco: Check your sanity at the door.
(Dec 03-20:18) Bomber: lol
(Dec 03-20:18) Asator: My sanity tends to wander off when I leave it behind.
(Dec 03-20:18) Fera: Sanity is a privilege in IT.
(Dec 03-20:18) Bomber: Limits? Failsafes?
(Dec 03-20:19) Bomber: JAVA 7 LIVES ON THE EDGE
(Dec 03-20:19) Asator: it's a rebel
(Dec 03-20:19) Greco: without a clue
(Dec 03-20:19) Asator: or a cause
(Dec 03-20:19) Greco: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying in my tea mug, that' how silly this is.
(Dec 03-20:21) Fera: lol

Quote (SUDDENLY Q.T.E.)

(Dec 05-19:20) Greco: http://www.batoto.net/read/_/82215/katarib...-going-scans/26
(Dec 05-19:20) Greco: http://www.batoto.net/read/_/82215/katarib...-going-scans/27
(Dec 05-19:20) Greco: first panel
(Dec 05-19:21) Bomber: *goes to options*
(Dec 05-19:21) Bomber: *turns off real time battle*
(Dec 05-19:21) Greco: XD
(Dec 05-19:26) Asator:  Sorry Bomber, this part's a story segment
(Dec 05-19:26) Greco: lol
(Dec 05-19:26) Greco: [/splat]
(Dec 05-19:27) Bomber: ?
(Dec 05-19:27) Bomber: Oh, right, no pausing during cutscenes.
(Dec 05-19:27) Bomber: hurr
(Dec 05-19:28) Asator: Heh.
(Dec 05-19:28) catterham: Can skip the cutscene though : D
(Dec 05-19:34) Asator: yes but then you miss all the important plot developments.  Like why you're suddenly dead.
(Dec 05-19:34) Greco: XD
(Dec 05-19:35) Bomber: Wrong.
(Dec 05-19:35) Bomber: This is 2012, you can't skip cutscenes.
(Dec 05-19:35) Bomber: MANDATORY QUICKTIME EVENTS
(Dec 05-19:35) Greco: oh fuck you
(Dec 05-19:36) catterham: XDXDXD
(Dec 05-19:36) Asator: ahahahaha
(Dec 05-19:36) Asator: that too

Quote (Careful What You Wish For 1)

(Dec 12-23:12) Rai: ... for such cold weather, im burning up in my house DX
(Dec 12-23:28) Bomber has left.
(Dec 12-23:29) Bomber_Mars: I wish I was burning up in my house.
(Dec 12-23:29) Bomber_Mars: *really cold*
(Dec 12-23:34) Greco: *lights bomber's house on fire*
(Dec 12-23:34) Rai: Spectacular *w*
(Dec 12-23:34) Morisha: *grabs the hotdogs*
(Dec 12-23:35) Bomber_Mars: *goes to avatar controls*
(Dec 12-23:35) Rai: *gets marshmallows*
(Dec 12-23:35) Bomber_Mars: *finds them disabled*
(Dec 12-23:35) Bomber_Mars: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
(Dec 12-23:35) Greco: : D

Quote (Always Listening)

(Dec 20-15:08) Fragarach: I heard hitman absolution was pretty poor
(Dec 20-15:08) Greco: I'm glad Aim didn't hear that
(Dec 20-15:08) Greco: :'D
(Dec 20-15:08) Aimphone has joined.
(Dec 20-15:08) Greco: oh dear...
(Dec 20-15:08) Asator: :V
(Dec 20-15:09) Greco: Murphy says hello.

Quote (Chat)

(Feb 08-22:51) Marchand: BurtxStunt.
(Feb 08-22:51) Aimphone: Yay
(Feb 08-22:51) Aimphone: YAY
(Feb 08-22:52) Aimphone: I LOVE HOMOSEXUAL BURT PAIRINGS YAAAY

Quote (EverClass)

(Mar 25-09:53) Marchand: ...I'm still not getting this digital course I've started.
(Mar 25-09:54) Marchand: According to this page... I have until 2030 to send in my assignments.
(Mar 25-09:54) Marchand: December 31st on 2030 even.
(Mar 25-09:54) Greco: .....that's strange
(Mar 25-09:54) Greco: 27 year college course~
(Mar 25-09:55) Marchand: And despite starting the course earlier this month, my assignments have been open since 20 April 2012.
(Mar 25-09:55) Greco: That's longer than most people on RE:RN have been alive.
(Mar 25-09:55) Marchand: Yeah. D:

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(Sep 29-11:08) Heart_Heat has joined.
(Sep 29-11:09) Drummer_Raiko: o/
(Sep 29-11:11) Heart_Heat: yo
(Sep 29-11:23) Marchand: *stares at Caleb*
(Sep 29-11:23) Marchand: *scrolls up, to copy a message*
(Sep 29-11:23) Marchand: (Sep 29-15:03) Marchand: If someone sees Joshua or Caleb before I do, murder them.
(Sep 29-11:23) Marchand: *murders Caleb*
(Sep 29-11:25) CC: But you only said for someone else to murder them.
(Sep 29-11:25) Marchand: *murders CC too for the hell of it*
(Sep 29-11:25) You logged off.

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(Sep 29-11:30) You have joined room: Lobby
(Sep 29-11:30) MEGA MAN IS IN THE NEW SMASH BROTHERS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2KNyaoNV4 MAXIMUM OVERHYPE
(Sep 29-11:31) Marchand: *captures CC's ghost*
(Sep 29-11:31) You logged off.

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(Sep 29-12:02) You have joined room: Lobby
(Sep 29-12:02) MEGA MAN IS IN THE NEW SMASH BROTHERS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2KNyaoNV4 MAXIMUM OVERHYPE
(Sep 29-12:02) Marchand: Hello, pesky opponent./
(Sep 29-12:03) You logged off.

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(Sep 29-12:04) You have joined room: Lobby
(Sep 29-12:04) MEGA MAN IS IN THE NEW SMASH BROTHERS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2KNyaoNV4 MAXIMUM OVERHYPE
(Sep 29-12:05) Drummer_Raiko: :'D... we've never been in a thread together :V
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: WE CAN PLAY THE NOT POSTING GAME EVEN WHEN SEPERATED.
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: And hello Joshua.
(Sep 29-12:05) Drummer_Raiko: SO TRUE
(Sep 29-12:05) Aimphone1497: DECEPTION.
(Sep 29-12:05) Aimphone1497: *murders Shur*
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: D:
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: *dead*
(Sep 29-12:05) Drummer_Raiko: but i was more thinking like awesomenauts
(Sep 29-12:05) Drummer_Raiko: and XD CC
(Sep 29-12:05) You logged off.

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(Sep 29-12:05) You have joined room: Lobby
(Sep 29-12:05) MEGA MAN IS IN THE NEW SMASH BROTHERS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2KNyaoNV4 MAXIMUM OVERHYPE
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: OK, that was a good one.
(Sep 29-12:05) Marchand: I lol'd.
(Sep 29-12:06) Drummer_Raiko: ok, i laughed pretty hard there XD
(Sep 29-12:06) CC: I was so worried Aim would be here because I didn't notice

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(Mar 11-13:49) Bomber: This just in: you can 2-hand fisting.

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(Aug 23-22:27) Sketi: Spit?
(Aug 23-22:27) MagicCereal: no, I have a hunch that Aim's NPCs are more swallowers
(Aug 23-22:29) Radiant_CC: get out
(Aug 23-22:30) MagicCereal has left.
(Aug 23-22:30) Radiant_CC: good
(Aug 23-22:30) Radiant_CC: now come back
(Aug 23-22:30) MagicCereal has joined.
(Aug 23-22:30) Radiant_CC: *swish*
(Aug 23-22:30) MagicCereal: (got out)

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(Feb 20-09:57) Aimphone: I wish that d3 rapper of souls would get just a little cheaper
(Feb 20-09:57) Workchand: Rapper of Souls.
(Feb 20-09:57) CC: XD
(Feb 20-09:57) Workchand: Don't fix it.
(Feb 20-09:57) CC: XDXDXD
(Feb 20-09:57) Aimphone: I want to splurge on it but not that much
(Feb 20-09:57) Aimphone: Lol
(Feb 20-09:58) Aimphone: Parreapa the Reaper

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(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: There's a point in Undertale where you can call someone (that isn't Papyrus) and they'll comment on a bird on the screen which carries you somewhere
(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: And they explain the bird's function enthusiastically before solemnly saying
(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: "Cherish this bird."
(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: And if you call them again
(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: "Well? Are you CHERISHING?"
(Nov 20-10:03) WorkCC: I feel like I could replace bird with apple cupcake right now
(Nov 20-10:04) Aimphone:
(Nov 20-10:04) Aimphone: *cherishes*
(Nov 20-10:04) Aimphone: My phone tried to correct that to fetishists
(Nov 20-10:04) WorkCC: .....