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Space_Pirasauce: silly EN, her canadianess doesnt let her see her pwnedness
English_Ninja: ........
English_Ninja: [looks down at the razor blade that she chased Val around with]
English_Ninja: [starts sawing on her wrists]
Space_Pirasauce: D:
Space_Pirasauce: D':
Zanallen: Along the tracks, pls.
English_Ninja: Not across the street, down the lane!
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Silly nub, I am level 60.
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Space_Pirasauce: silly EN, her canadianess doesnt let her see her pwnedness
English_Ninja: ........
English_Ninja: [looks down at the razor blade that she chased Val around with]
English_Ninja: [starts sawing on her wrists]
Space_Pirasauce: D:
Space_Pirasauce: D':
Zanallen: Along the tracks, pls.
English_Ninja: Not across the street, down the lane!
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Orochimaru-Sennin: OW
English_Ninjalbel: eh?
Orochimaru-Sennin: SH*T THAT HIRT
Orochimaru-Sennin: I just took off a very fuzzy robe
English_Ninjalbel: what?
English_Ninjalbel: ah
English_Ninjalbel: got it
Orochimaru-Sennin: and turned on the light.
English_Ninjalbel: uyp
English_Ninjalbel: I kno what happened
Orochimaru-Sennin: My finger was like, cooked.
English_Ninjalbel: yeah XD
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Zanallen: Wooga blasts Heat with a purple laser and steals his virginity while Heat is distracted by the face of his lady fair.
Demonstar: HIS lady fair?
Demonstar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Majin: I see past the blur into the young maiden's inner beauty
Zanallen: Heat retaliates with...A Life Sword!
Heat_Sonata: VIRGINITY GET
Demonstar: Majin's got the photoshops, yo
Demonstar: XD
English_Ninja: Dammit, not the photoshops D:
Majin: no, just the Byakogon
Heat_Sonata: anyway, Imma log off now
Heat_Sonata: like I said, no time XD
Zanallen: Hah!
Heat_Sonata: later all
Zanallen: Heat conceeds....
Demonstar: see ya heat
Wooga: I win byy forfeit.
Zanallen: Wooga is teh winnah!
Skyrender: well I guess that settles that battle
Skyrender: see ya
Majin: naw, there's still me
Zanallen: Lates Heat/
Heat_Sonata has left.
English_Ninja: Bye now
Majin: *takes off shirt*
Majin: I shall defeat with my beauty!
English_Ninja: OH DEAR GOD
English_Ninja: [averts eyes]
Majin: SEXY POSE!
Zanallen: Will Wooga be able to claim his prize and win a kiss from EN, or shall the mighty Majin Wes destroy his chances with...the SEXY POSE!
Demonstar: ...
Demonstar: he just flashed us all.
Demonstar: oh dear god.
Majin: no, my pants are on
Majin: though I can change that~
Zanallen: It's powerful...But is it sexy?
Demonstar: don't tempt him, dammit
Demonstar: XD
Wooga: *Stabbing of a thousand rays.*
Demonstar: he's got a WMD and he's not afraid to use it!
Majin: I have something else I can stab with
Majin: just remember that~
Wooga: Shit.
Wooga: I won't let you.
Zanallen: Wooga attempts to deprive Majin of his manhood with a thousand sharp, pointy things!
Wooga: *Chopping Castration chop*
Zanallen: Wooga st
English_Ninja: [Blade of the Childless]
Majin: my penis has a barrier
Demonstar: ...
Demonstar: an actual commentary?
Demonstar: oo;
Wooga: A barrier.
Demonstar: DUDE
Zanallen: \Wooga slashes down, but Majin blocks....? O.o
Wooga: Damn.
Demonstar: we should so totally have that
Demonstar: XD
Demonstar: for like, events
Demonstar: some sadist
Demonstar: retelling what happens
Demonstar:
Demonstar: that way, mods can quick skim
Demonstar: XD
Zanallen: The dreaded Condom Barrier!
Wooga: Attack of the smiling smilies.
Demonstar: it's not smiling.
Wooga: Dammit.
English_Ninja: Aaaaaaaaaaaand I think I'm not paying attention again.
Demonstar: ;~;
Majin: Sexy Wink!
Wooga:
Zal: God, what did I come back to? :/
Demonstar: quick! start speculation on EN's picture1
Demonstar: XD
Zanallen: Wooga strikes back with smiling smilies....However, they arn't smiling! They have a WTF fuck expression as Majin winks at them!
Wooga: Then I shall fell you foul warriors.
Wooga: For I have the blade of the demons.
Majin: I think Demonstar should have dibs on that
Majin: I dispute your claim
Demonstar:
Zanallen: Wooga is seeing double, accusing Majin of being two people, but he pulls out the Demon Blade.
Wooga: Damnit.
Demonstar: is it a teddy bear?
Demonstar:
Zanallen: But is it truly the fabled sword?
Wooga: My blade glows with the intensity of thousands of suns.
Wooga: But purple.
Zanallen: Or has Wooga unsheathed a pale imitation?
Majin: I'll use my Holy Lance
Wooga: Like hell.
Majin: and according to FE, lance beats sword
Wooga: *Satan Shooting Majin.*
Demonstar: uh ohs, he's gonna "spear" you
Wooga: But there is the chance of dodging.
Wooga: *Dodge*
Zal: Wooga is too silly to dodge
Zal: You have lost
Zanallen: Majin stikes with his "Lance" but Wooga parries with his "Blade". It is the mother of all COCK fights as the two warriors jab and thrust at eachother.
Wooga: Dammit.
Zal: And you will never ever come back
Demonstar: ...
Demonstar: i hereby promote zan to general commentator
Wooga: Batting Eyelashes.
Demonstar: XD
Zanallen: XD
English_Ninja: [shows up with a tome to beat all melee weapons]
Wooga: *Parry*
Demonstar: ...
Demonstar: I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
Wooga: I don't.
Demonstar: I SEE IT, EN
Zal: You don't parry tomes n00b
Wooga: I parry everything.
Demonstar: YOU CAN'T FOOL MY JEALOUS EYES
Wooga: With the demon sword.
Zanallen: EN leaps onto the field of GLORY! She begings to beat off the two combatants, their weapns no match for her.
Wooga: Even if it's a tank.
Majin: so your sword rejects everything?
Demonstar: YOU AND ALBEL ARE MODDING EACH OTHER FOR BENEFITS!
Wooga: No.
Wooga: I just parry.
Demonstar: *gasps at own declaration*
Wooga: Even if it doesn't work.
English_Ninja: What?
Zal: So Wooga's sword can't really accomplish anything
Wooga: I still parry.
Zal: Worthwhile
Wooga: Yes.
English_Ninja: I don't get it.
Majin: if everything is rejected, EN-chan is also rejected, thus you cannont have her
Wooga: Except the stabbing.
English_Ninja: He mods me, I mod him. Things actually get done.
Zanallen: Didn't you hear me? EN beats off the two combatants.
Demonstar: oo;
Wooga: It's just a regular glowing pruple blade.
Demonstar: lucky them...
Majin: well that's... special....
Wooga: it does whatever else a sword can do.
Albel: wait, what?
Zal: Fenix~
Zal: Go make the real world post now
Albel: yush
Zanallen: Wooga raised his purple tipped blade, prepared to thrust it into Majin for one final strike....
Zal: The climax approached
Demonstar: oo;
Wooga: Wait, I do.
Wooga: Sweet.
Zal: He assumed a two hand grip on his weapon
Zanallen: Majin brings his lance to bare, Intent on spearing his foe before he himself is finished off.
Zal: Sweat lubricated the palms of his hands
Zal: <<
Wooga: Damn.
Demonstar: ...
Wooga: I'm gonna get stabbed.
Demonstar: this is gonna be all kinds of strange.
Zanallen: Wooga jerked his hand along the shaft of Majin's lance, attempting to move the weapon to make room for huis own.
Wooga: Yay.
Wooga: I would do that.
English_Ninja: This is all going to end up getting quoted, isn't it.
Wooga: I hope.
Zanallen: XD
Demonstar: probably.
Wooga: I need something to remember this by.
Demonstar: except with EN substituted in random places.
Demonstar: ;p
English_Ninja: D:<
Wooga: I fought Heat and won.
Majin: by forfeit
Zal: He grunted loudly in the ferocity of his efforts
Wooga: Still won.
Zanallen: The tip of Majin's lance explodes with a ferocious force, Wooga becoming stuck in a strange substance. is blade held fast, how could the warrior respond?
Zal: XD
Majin: whahoo, now go beat a first grader in checkers
Wooga: Fuck.
Wooga: *Cleansing of a thousand Oceans*
Demonstar: ...
Majin: I might need to take off my pants soon, to unleash my full power
Demonstar: NO, MAJIN
Demonstar: NO FUSION
Demonstar: ;~;
Demonstar: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Majin: no, just going to show off my glory
English_Ninja: AND THE LADIES
English_Ninja: THINK OF THE CHILDREN AND THE LADIES
Wooga: I'm gonna be washed with the ferocity of a thousand oceans.
Demonstar: Psssh, the ladies love it
English_Ninja: YOU'LL SCAR THEM FOR LIFE!
Majin: if I think of the ladies....
Demonstar: Not if he's gentle....
Demonstar: XD
Zanallen: Majin attempts to finsih the battle, but his lance is limp and weak from the use of his power. Wooga fires off a load of energy of his own, attempting to entrap his fellow warrior.
Majin: with my pants off, then my full power will be unleashed
Wooga: You'll poke an eye out.
Demonstar: oop, g2g
English_Ninja: bye, Demon.
Zanallen: Oh god....Someone quote all of this.
Demonstar: le gasp!
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Annoying_Reaper: How do I kill Mettaurs in a creative way
Lori--EN: Thousand Louisville Smash!
CPU_Ninja: ?
Orochimaru-Sennin: and blows everything up*
Zal: Very carefully
Marke--FZ: POWER WAVE!
Akutare: Gutsy Bat! SMAAAASH!
Annoying_Reaper: I dunno. Spin, kick upwards, rageclaw thrust and throw to another metaur?
Marke--FZ: KICK BAT!
Akutare: PSI Ninjas Omega!
Lori--EN: GET OUT OF THIS, MARK
Marke--FZ: RISING TACKLE!
Zal: Don't use your pro-est RP on Mettaurs, anyway
Orochimaru-Sennin: INDABAKANEN!
Orochimaru-Sennin: *tackles Akature*
Zal: I don't call all noir rawr on the mets
Lori--EN: Captain Ahab's Ivory Leg!
Akutare: Giga Arm!
Akutare: XD
Annoying_Reaper: It's practice pretty much, Zal
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Annoying_Reaper: Okay
Annoying_Reaper: As for most sadistic way possible?
Akutare: Waffle Iron of Moderate Discomfort!
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
CPU_Ninja: I shall now use three swarming move...things
CPU_Ninja: *March of the Fire Ants*
Zal: Roundhouse kick to the face!
Lori--EN: Curling Iron of Serious Discomfort!
Orochimaru-Sennin: WOO
Lori--EN: Satellite Wing!
Akutare: Wrought Iron of Victorian Architecture!
Zal: I will applaud the first navi to roundhouse kick to the face something to death
CPU_Ninja: *Colony of Birchmen*
Lori--EN: Mirror of Blades!
Akutare: Ungermax!
Lori--EN: [Zal, you're on.]
Akutare: Highwind!
Orochimaru-Sennin: SHINIIIIING BLAAAAAAADE
Lori--EN: [Rageclaw roundhouse]
Marke--FZ: *Power Dunk to CPU*
Akutare: SHINING FINGER!
Zal: Alright, I have high expectations EN tongue.gif
Lori--EN: [XD]
CPU_Ninja: *Trampled Under Hoof*
RevivedSin has joined.
Orochimaru-Sennin: LOL, MADE UP ATTACKS ONLY
Annoying_Reaper: Hay wuts the base Bustar Damage agin?
Lori--EN: FINISHING MOVE: SHADOW WALKER!
RevivedSin: ...
Marke--FZ: *Illusive Edge, then*
Lori--EN: Attack x Rapid + 5
Annoying_Reaper: Aku: OMG G GUNDAM RIPOFF
Akutare: Phinishing Move: Moon Walker!
Lori--EN: OH DEAR!
Orochimaru-Sennin: HIKIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Naked_Maarten: NIBELUNG VALESTI!
Orochimaru-Sennin: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lori--EN: [stunned]
CPU_Ninja: *everyone is swarmed with fire ants, trees (yes, trees), and rampaging wild horses*
Akutare: Hooo!
RevivedSin: what have you been doing since I was away?
Naked_Maarten: DREADED DRAGON!
Annoying_Reaper: Finishing move: Thriller
Marke--FZ: *Empty Gale*
Annoying_Reaper: Everyone dances then dies
Akutare: Reverse Jackson Uppercut!
Lori--EN: FINISH HIM--[ahem]--HER!
RevivedSin: <dodge>
Marke--FZ: *Immersive Inferno*
Annoying_Reaper: Finishing Move: Jackson's loli attack
Akutare: Seismic... INFERNO!
Lori--EN: VAUDEVILLE FAKEOUT!
Orochimaru-Sennin: FATALITY
CPU_Ninja: now for summoning
Lori--EN: [snaps out of stun and hits King while h'es open]
RevivedSin: DEMONIC HELLFIRE MAELSTROM!
Annoying_Reaper: Creates a 40 HP Loli with 5 dmg
Akutare: Chorus Cannon FIRE!
CPU_Ninja: *Seabeast*
CPU_Ninja: *Mastodon*
Marke--FZ: *Dragon's Tounge*
Orochimaru-Sennin: SUPER BIKODEN!
Akutare: "Oh, Mike, whe wins the fights~"
Zal: Why is the conversation so weird~ D:
RevivedSin: BLAZING RUSH!
CPU_Ninja: *Megalodon*
Orochimaru-Sennin: *Launchs a lazer out of palm*
Lori--EN: we're so weird.
Marke--FZ: *Hatchling's First Breath*
RevivedSin: because it is Zal
Akutare: But we're fun.
Orochimaru-Sennin: Definately
Lori--EN: DISTANT EARLY WARNING!
RevivedSin: get used to it
RevivedSin: BTW
Akutare: Royal Canadian Mounted Police Punch!
CPU_Ninja: hm...*Burning Man*
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Marke--FZ: *Simoon Ascent*
RevivedSin: ZEROSABER! COME BACK TO MODDING FOR THE BUSOU RENKIN RP!
Lori--EN: OH SNAP!
Orochimaru-Sennin: OKAY,
Lori--EN: NEWFOUNDLAND TRAWLER!
Orochimaru-Sennin: @_@
Akutare: Light You On Fire Attack!
Orochimaru-Sennin: Listen
CPU_Ninja: *IRON TUSK*
Akutare: Oh, Canada?
Lori--EN: RAGE OF THE LIGHTER!
RevivedSin: Pee on You ATTACK!
Lori--EN: What about it?
Orochimaru-Sennin: An actual jutsu we made up for a naruto RP
Marke--FZ: *Lucifer's Descent*
Orochimaru-Sennin: is called
Akutare: Flying Monkey Cannon!
CPU_Ninja: *summons a mauthedoog*
Orochimaru-Sennin: "Naked-Guy-On-Fire Jutsu". Used for distractions.
Lori--EN: A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
RevivedSin: FIGHTERDOKEN!
CPU_Ninja: THE WOLF IS LOOSE
Marke--FZ: One from my rp was hatchling's first breath
RevivedSin: WTF?
Orochimaru-Sennin: SERIOUSLY
Akutare: Ten Seconds of Presidential Debates!
Marke--FZ: jutsu
Akutare: GNU RAID!
RevivedSin: Naked Guy on Fire no Jutsu?
Lori--EN: SIX HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
RevivedSin: the hell
Marke--FZ: *Gale Axe*
Orochimaru-Sennin: Yep
Orochimaru-Sennin: It makes a bunshin
Lori--EN: WELCOME TO ONTARIO!
Akutare: HIT-YOU-OVER-THE-HEAD-WITH-ABLADED YIELD SIGN!
Orochimaru-Sennin: That turns naked
Orochimaru-Sennin: and lights on fire
RevivedSin: FIVE CONSECUTIVE X-RAYS!
CPU_Ninja: Iron tusk jutsu
Akutare: A BLADED.
Orochimaru-Sennin: and runs around
Lori--EN: SPELLY'S WRATH!
RevivedSin: screaming
CPU_Ninja: turns your arm into a mammoth tusk
Marke--FZ: *Typhoon Javelin*
Akutare: PSI BEARSONFIRE!
Zal: "...and suddenly, an awkward silence swept over the chatroom like a knife through the mob snitch's gut. It was the same sort of silence the audience had in that scene in Titanic when Leonardo Di Caprio uttered his king of the world line. The chat wasn't in the right... and neither was Leonardo Di Caprio."
Lori--EN: CHRIST ZAL
RevivedSin: OMGA RAGING SURPLUS WHEAT!
Lori--EN: YOU'RE RUINING IT
Orochimaru-Sennin: ......
Lori--EN: PUT YOUR NOIR IN YOUR THREADS WHERE IT BELONGS
CPU_Ninja: and by the way ZS...*naked burn*
RevivedSin: ok...
Orochimaru-Sennin: .....
Marke--FZ: about my site's oddest jutsu is a gen
Akutare: THROW-A-KNIFEVE-AT-YOU ATTTACK!
Marke--FZ: forgot what we called it
Orochimaru-Sennin: U spelled knife wrong
Lori--EN: DARKCHIP ASSAULT!
Akutare: BEcause it's a typo weapon.
Marke--FZ: but it robs your victim of time
RevivedSin: THROW MANY KNIVES AT YOU ATTCK!
Orochimaru-Sennin: ......
Lori--EN: But he spelled knifeve right.
Akutare: LIGHTCHIP SPARKLE!
Annoying_Reaper: WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO ROB A BANK
Akutare: Damn, that's gay.
Marke--FZ: causing them to 'blink' periods of time away
Naked_Maarten: DarkChip Knifeve.
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Akutare: MONEY ON FIRE!
Lori--EN: PMSOUT
Annoying_Reaper: Bank robbing, because we can.
Marke--FZ: seconds, but still
CPU_Ninja: *summons a trilobite*
Akutare: ONOEZ
Lori--EN: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
RevivedSin: LEGENDARY ANIMAL OUT!
Annoying_Reaper: BACK
Lori--EN: [machine-guns King]
Orochimaru-Sennin: I created the ultamant move
Annoying_Reaper: BACK TO WHERE YOU DIED
CPU_Ninja: *trilobite eats out King's eyes*
Naked_Maarten: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome. : D
Marke--FZ: that way, any activated gen in that time
Akutare: REGAL RAMPAAAAAGE!
RevivedSin: we should quote this
Marke--FZ: would be completely unnoticed
Orochimaru-Sennin: SUPER BIIKODEN!
Lori--EN: We should.
CPU_Ninja: YES
Annoying_Reaper: *summons a tyrannosaurus*
RevivedSin: do it
Akutare: GRAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Lori--EN: SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME DO IT
Marke--FZ: HITOKAGE TAMA!
Lori--EN: I'm too busy being lazy
RevivedSin: not me!
Marke--FZ: SEINARU RENZU
Orochimaru-Sennin: NOT IT
RevivedSin: KUSANGAI!
Naked_Maarten: SPIRIT BOMB-U~!
CPU_Ninja: can't do it
Lori--EN: [PMSOUTed EN and Regal Rampaging King grapple with city skyline in background]
CPU_Ninja: here's why
CPU_Ninja has left.
RevivedSin: CHOU GENKI DAMA!
Naked_Maarten: TRAP CARD NO JUTSU!
Lori--EN: That's a good excuse.
Naked_Maarten: YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP JUTSU!
Naked_Maarten: OH NO!
RevivedSin: uses Trap Jammer
Naked_Maarten: *counters with Godmode jutsu*
Orochimaru-Sennin: I use morphing jar. ^^
Lori--EN: I ATTACK YOUR RETARD POINTS DIRECTLY!
RevivedSin: you're traps are useless against me
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Dutch_Pirate: By the way, Lori... I found an image of something Canadian... Could you verify if it's real? D:
Drakim: I've heard they are fully stocked on kidneys now
DNRWigsoutalot: I have 5 of them now
DNRWigsoutalot: inside me
Drakim: they only take hearts and lungs
English_Ninja: er....possibly
Drakim: ....
Drakim: IT IS A TRAP
Dutch_Pirate: http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7827/1172868320721yd0.jpg
Drakim: XDXD
English_Ninja: .................bagged milk doesn't exist elsewhere?
Dutch_Pirate: ...
Dutch_Pirate: XD
Drakim: WHAT?
English_Ninja: Yeah, that's out main method of milk
Drakim: NO
Drakim: I'VE NEVER SEEN IT
DNRWigsoutalot: Woah
Dutch_Pirate: You silly Canadians. XD
DNRWigsoutalot: evaoirated milk!
English_Ninja: Jugs rarely, cartons sometimes, bags almost always
Drakim: MILK IS IN NICE cartons!
Drakim: ...
Drakim: cheap
Drakim: so cheap
DNRWigsoutalot: MILK DOES A BODY GUUUD!
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chat-admin:Also Heat
Heat_Sonata: yeah, what Zal said
chat-admin: It's not godmoding
chat-admin: It's the way I RP.
DNRWigsoutalot: niche?
Heat_Sonata: You said what the Spikey was doing and said your slashes were hitting. >>;
Zal: Yeah, Twi imagines it all as an excuse to godmod
chat-admin: It's annoying, Hard, and frankly, stupid to put "He couldn't tell if he slashed it or not, duuuuurrrrr"
Heat_Sonata: I've done it.
chat-admin: Honestly
chat-admin: If I dig my claws into something, I can FEEL when I've done so
chat-admin: If I punch something in the face, I don't have to "Tell" if I have
chat-admin: The mod's going to decide what hits and what doesn't anyways
chat-admin: So why should I take away from my RP by putting that crap in?
Zal: It doesn't really matter for me since I attack from distance <.<
chat-admin: *Has a point*
DNRWigsoutalot: same
chat-admin: *Puts it in a sharpener*
chat-admin: *has a sharper point*
Heat_Sonata: That sounds like something that should be brought up in mod congress or something, not something you should bring up as a complaint to me.
chat-admin: Actually, it is something I should bring up to you.
chat-admin: It's bias that's unneeded.
chat-admin: It says nowhere in the rules that saying stuff hits for RP's sake is godmoding.
chat-admin: Honestly, look-- it doesn't say it anywhere
Dutch_Priest: All Moderators do it like that. It's not 'bias' of Heat.
Heat_Sonata: ...Note that the poster here said that "he deleted the virus" and got a chip for it, which in old-school RPing would be termed an 'autohit' and is very bad. He should have "attacked" or "shot at" the virus with his buster.
chat-admin: Then something needs to be done here.
Heat_Sonata: People have, in the past, been stupid enough to say what their virii do, and even decide which virii they are going to get. Don't be like them.
Heat_Sonata: Those are from our topic "Roleplaying Rules"
chat-admin: Pft. I didn't say what they did.
Heat_Sonata: You said he howled in pain
chat-admin: I dig my claws into something and it's going to f***ing hurt
Heat_Sonata: implying that he wasn't counterattacking or dodging
Dutch_Priest: What if it missed?
chat-admin: Then it missed.
chat-admin: The point is
chat-admin: We shouldn't be punishing people for RPing and calling it godmoding because they're not willing to sacrifice effectiveness for it being "Politically correct".
Dutch_Priest: I'm not going to play along in this conversation. I know Twi. He'll keep on going until he gets what he wants, like he always does.
chat-admin: Either that
chat-admin: Or until someone proves me wrong
Zal: Eh, that post wasn't very heavy on godmodding save for that one part designating how the spikey responded
Dutch_Priest: You could've even written how an enemy reacted to an attack in the next post. I do that sometimes.
Zal: Everything else is practiced in small amounts by everyone, but its so minute mostly no one notices
Zal: Generally, I won't even mention the virii's response and instead just start blabbing on luck, bullets, lead, the Count...
chat-admin: Question
chat-admin: What, pray tell, is so godmoding and battle-effecting about the way I wrote that post?
chat-admin: Honestly.
chat-admin: If you have an honest answer to that, tell me
Heat_Sonata: "Wiz" bolted forward, still-active Rageclaw hanging by his side, and smashed the oversized claw into the Spikey, tearing into it's flesh as it let out a low whine.
Heat_Sonata: There's the autohit.
Heat_Sonata: He dragged his claws down the thing, making five vertical gashes along it's side, then dug them in again in a different spot, this time his intent not pure wounding.
Zal: last sentence and a bit
Zal: into the spikey
Heat_Sonata: Further hits, no implication that he could have gotten away now
Heat_Sonata: and furthermore
Heat_Sonata: he's sitting still, apparently
Heat_Sonata: where it impacted with a loud Clang, and a sickening, fleshy thud
Heat_Sonata: again, you imply that your toss connects
Heat_Sonata: all of your attacks that turn were autohits
chat-admin: *Claws heat* *drags claws down quickly* *Claws again*
Zal: I think Heat just gained a point +1
Dutch_Priest: +2 actually.
chat-admin: All of that could've happened in the midst of 5 seconds.
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me: http://forums.megatokyo.com/
scroll to the very bottom
then tell me what the HELL is going on.
Eon: What am I looking for?
me: A virtual pet girl
me: click on the arrow to advance the conversation
Eon: I see no girl.
Perhaps Asexuality makes me immune.
me: D:
Eon: Or maybe you're hallucinating again, Kazu.
me: I'll screenshot it
Holyshit!
She sings!
Eon: <.<
You're weird.
me: THERE IS SO TOTALLY A VIRTUAL GIRL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE D:
me: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Masq...de808/wtfux.jpg !!!
me: You don't have her on your page !?
me: I refreshed! She's there, but you have to wait a minute for it to load...
Eon: <.<
You're just hallucinating
me: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Masq...de808/wtfux.jpg SHE'S THERE
LET IT LOAD!
Eon: You're still hallucinating
It's been loading for many, many minutes.
me: -runs around in circles-
My reality is falling apart at the seams!
There's supposed to be a cute girl!
Eon: Nope, no virtual girl.
me: WHY IS IT ONLY I CAN SEE THE VIRTUAL GIRL!?
Sent at 9:27 PM on Tuesday
Eon: Because you're HALLUCINATING.
It was probably that silver nitrate.
me: D:
Eon: I shouldn't have put any on your unagi.
me: SO QUOTED.
me: And besides, it's a MUCH more reasonable explanation that she's really a girl from an alternate universe, visible only to me.
Eon: We should tell them about Z, too
me: Either that, or eating a freshwater eel corpse causes hallucination for around 1000 turns.
Eon: I alchemized it with some silver nitrate
that should up the DC
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Yaaaaay!!
Atrus brings us imaginary Ar Tonelico!
The very same imaginary game I play every night because I don't actually have regular access to a PS2 here, or the game itself!
:'D
