Random Outtakes

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Kazuhiro: Hey, maybe Rachel was born with an abnormally large ****.
Kazuhiro: It's not that uncommon.
PaladinGC: I'm stepping away from this now...
MagicCereal: D:
MagicCereal: D:
Kazuhiro: It is possible for an individual to have a **** that looks exactly like a **** but otherwise be very much a woman.
MagicCereal: (grabs Pally and uses him as a transport to flee)
Kazuhiro: Maybe this joke has gone too far.

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Aim: wtf
Aim: On Wikipedia's article for Information Technology
Aim: Hossein Almasi is the most famous in the Information Technology. Mr Rafei have worked in this subject and he help to human.
PaladinGC: XD
Aim: It's right at the very beginning of the second paragraph
PaladinGC: =/
PaladinGC: You know...
Annoying_Reaper has left.
PaladinGC: These Vulcan Aim-Player parts.... they're terrible. I can make the same exact weapon system with MiniVulcans, and it works better.
Aim: o.o
Aim: Well, Paladin GC is the most famous in Weapon Technology. Mr. Greco have worked in this subject and he help to human, as I recall.
PaladinGC: XDXDXD
Gutter_Heat: XD

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(Apr 15-17:07) Grim: hm... I wonder if I should call the Coast Guard...
(Apr 15-17:07) Aim: ....
(Apr 15-17:07) Aim: How much have you had to drink, Grim?
(Apr 15-17:07) Grim: Well, it seems appropriate because Ship has been missing for weeks.
(Apr 15-17:08) Aim: XD
(Apr 15-17:08) Aim: obuuuuurn

Grim, you win.

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Aim: Oh God
GuiltyLove: I just beat Apollo Justice
Mawg: Kick him out
Aim: My penis is going to fall off
Aim: Or turn into a vagina
Aim: Or maybe both

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(Apr 22-18:24) Aim: Alright
(Apr 22-18:24) Aim: No time for calling mom
(Apr 22-18:25) Aim: Need pizza now
(Apr 22-18:25) Aim: Later guys
(Apr 22-18:25) Shin: CLOCK UP
(Apr 22-18:25) Mawg: later
(Apr 22-18:25) Aim: NOMS BEFORE MOMS
(Apr 22-18:25) Shin: lol
(Apr 22-18:25) Mawg: XD
(Apr 22-18:25) Fera: Bye Aim


Aim's just full of material today.

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Apr 23-21:51) Mawg: When CC, Fera, Shin, and I are in a battle thread
(Apr 23-21:51) Mawg: We're fucked
(Apr 23-21:51) Mawg: all in the same battle thread*
(Apr 23-21:51) PaladinGC: lol
(Apr 23-21:52) PaladinGC: You're right, the only guy left to mod you would be.... me. :'D
(Apr 23-21:52) MagicCereal: D:
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: WE COULD ONLY COUNT ON POCKET OR MAGICCEREAL
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: ....
(Apr 23-21:52) Mawg: PFFT
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: Watch as I have more faith in people. ;~;
(Apr 23-21:52) Aim: :V
(Apr 23-21:52) Aim: Go go faith
(Apr 23-21:52) Grim: the last 3-man battle thread I modded was quite taxing on me...
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: ....
(Apr 23-21:52) Grim: but I can probably think of something...
(Apr 23-21:52) Grim: maybe.
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: Zeoman, Eternalis, Red, and Voulge walk into a Cybeast Den
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: ...
(Apr 23-21:52) Shin: Er
(Apr 23-21:53) Shin: ViralMan
(Apr 23-21:53) Grim: *stays the **** away from a cybeast battle modding*
(Apr 23-21:53) PaladinGC: [/cheers, MMBN edition]
(Apr 23-21:53) MagicCereal: D:
(Apr 23-21:53) Shin: ....
(Apr 23-21:53) Shin: All mods
(Apr 23-21:53) Shin: vs Cybeast
(Apr 23-21:53) Shin: go
(Apr 23-21:54) PaladinGC: Winner: The Metool Hero
(Apr 23-21:54) Asator: *mods the mods*
(Apr 23-21:54) Shin: lol
(Apr 23-21:54) Shin: Who will mod the moderators? The Officials of course. : D
(Apr 23-21:54) Grim: *delegates to someone else*
(Apr 23-21:55) Shin: ....
(Apr 23-21:55) PaladinGC: I would demand creative license with the Cybeat's attacks, or I wouldn't touch the thread.
(Apr 23-21:55) Grim: Cybeasts scare the crap out of me on both sides of the RP.
(Apr 23-21:55) Aim: The admins
(Apr 23-21:55) Aim: GOOD LUCK
(Apr 23-21:55) Morisha: *volenteers to mod as a Cybeast?*
(Apr 23-21:55) Aim: *puts on hat*
(Apr 23-21:55) Aim: *drives off*
(Apr 23-21:55) Shin: ViralMan, Eternalis, Voulge, Beatnik, Valkyrie, Splasman, Tennisman, Red, Soundman, and Wolfman
(Apr 23-21:56) Shin: .....
(Apr 23-21:56) Shin: This would be the weirdest thread ever
(Apr 23-21:56) MagicCereal: (Pally only receives an uncreative license)
(Apr 23-21:56) Undying_Heat: I know
(Apr 23-21:56) Undying_Heat: Tennisman? Teaming up?
(Apr 23-21:56) PaladinGC: hahahahahaha
(Apr 23-21:56) Grim: HAAAAAA
(Apr 23-21:56) MagicCereal: LOL
(Apr 23-21:56) MagicCereal: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(Apr 23-21:56) Undying_Heat: ... what's with this laughter? D:
(Apr 23-21:56) Shin: owait, Tennisman already has Squalo Cross
(Apr 23-21:56) Morisha: Tennisman would just be all 'what, fight one? why? *beastouts then laughs and walks off*
(Apr 23-21:57) Bomber: The mods would be so fucked due to all the dead weight they'd be carrying.
(Apr 23-21:57) PaladinGC: lol
(Apr 23-21:57) Morisha: lol
(Apr 23-21:57) Shin: ?
(Apr 23-21:57) Bomber: Valkyrie, SoundMan, and WolfMan would all be EJO'd due to lack of posts. XD
(Apr 23-21:57) Shin: Sorry, I'm a bit slow...
(Apr 23-21:57) Shin: ...
(Apr 23-21:57) MagicCereal: also, that group underwhelms me a bit more than I would've thought
(Apr 23-21:57) Shin: DON'T FORGET
(Apr 23-21:57) Shin: BEATNIK
(Apr 23-21:57) Bomber: ... I forgot EN was a mod. D:
(Apr 23-21:57) PaladinGC: XD
(Apr 23-21:58) Shin: oooooooo


CALLING TWI, ZAN, KNIGHT, AND EN OUT.
*Points to the thread where people can just ask him to mod if they want him to*

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Pikaman_X: Who wants to hear a riddle?
Shin: Maybe in something that isn't eye-glaring, yeah
PaladinGC: I want you to darken your text color. D:
Pikaman_X: Ok, why did the liar cross the road and back?
Shin: ....
PaladinGC: He didn't?
Ever-So-Nitro: GAFRALABARNAFRARGA
Pikaman_X: No.
Shin: You lie.
PaladinGC: XD
Pikaman_X: He was a double-crosser! *Insert Ba-Dum-Crash here*
Ever-So-Nitro: IT'S CALLED A RIMSHOT, PIKA
Undying_Heat: PUNNY :V
Shin: ....
PaladinGC: XD
Ever-So-Nitro: A RIMSHOT
Shin: Ok


I had my text color on yellow that time
Not the RE:RN chat, but even so.

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P.A. Master: AJFLKDJSAFLKDJSALKJFDLKSAJFLKDSAJFL
[!?] Howitzer: ????
P.A. Master: http://www.teamfortress.com/119/comingsoon.html
P.A. Master: AJKFDLJSAFLKJDSALKFJDLKSAJFLKDSAJFLKDSAJ
[!?] Howitzer: AAAAAAAAAHKR'OIUHFGPYSU;
[!?] Howitzer: S
[!?] Howitzer: ''FJEIHSF;IUEHSGD;UFOYEIWUGFDSIHDFGSHD
P.A. Master: aFKDLSAJFLKDJSAFLKDJSALKFJDSALK
P.A. Master: ASJFLKDSAJFLKJDSALKFJEWAOIFJDLKSAFJDSLK
[!?] Howitzer: SS;EFIHUSEOIYFGSDU;HFSHVDFJSL;DFKHUSE'PODHIGUW
P.A. Master: ...
P.A. Master: Quoted
[!?] Howitzer: XD
Again, not RE:RN chat, but amusing nonetheless.

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TG: dude monsters arent real
TG: thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies
EB: maybe. yeah you're right.
TG: what are you an idiot
TG: of course there are monsters in your house
TG: youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
Wait...
Isn't that off of MSPaint Adventures?
Started off as me imitating the MSPA character adiosToreador. Evolved to SO much more.

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P.A. Master: 1 R34LLY DONT S33 TH3 PURPOS3 OF DO1NG TH4T
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: if you're trying to outtroll a troll
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you're doing it wrong
P.A. Master: YOUR PUNY HUM4N CORT3X JUST C4NT K33P UP
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: kay
P.A. Master: 1 M34N, WH4T 1S SO H4RD TO UND3RST4ND 4BOUT 4LL TH1S
P.A. Master: mAN YOURE JUST INCREDILY POPULAR TODAY,
P.A. Master: yOU DONT EVEN KNOW,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: I don't.
P.A. Master: iTS SWEET
P.A. Master: tRUST US WHEN WE SAY
P.A. Master: iTS ALL PART OF THIS HUMAN EMOTION CALLED FRIENDSHIP,
P.A. Master: aND A SHARED READERBASE
P.A. Master: rIGHT,
P.A. Master: nOW THAT THATS OUT OF THE WAY,
P.A. Master: aRE YOU READY TO GET TROLLLLLLED
P.A. Master: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
P.A. Master: r U READY,
P.A. Master: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
P.A. Master: bY A DOPE SMAKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
P.A. Master: tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
P.A. Master: oK, lET ME,
P.A. Master: oRGANIZE MY NOTES HERE,
P.A. Master: oKAYYY,
P.A. Master: (tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,)
P.A. Master: wHEN THE POLICE MAN BUSTS ME, aND POPS THE TRUNK,
P.A. Master: hE'S ALL SURPRISED TO FIND i'M TOTING SICK BILLY,
P.A. Master: wHOSE,
P.A. Master: gOAT IS THAT, hE ASKS, wHILE HE STOPS TO THUNK
P.A. Master: aBOUT IT, aND i'S JUST SAY IT'S kUJA'S, yOU SILLY,
P.A. Master: gOOSE,
P.A. Master: bUT THE MAN SAYS, gOOSE! wHERE, lET ME SEE YOUR HANDS,
P.A. Master: aND i SAY SHIT SORRY, i DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HONKTRABAND,
P.A. Master: wOW, oK,
P.A. Master: i AM GETTING OFF THE POINT, wHICH wAS,
P.A. Master: aBOUT THIS HOT MESS kUJA, tHAT YOU GOT LANDED IN,
P.A. Master: lIKE THE COP i MENTIONED, bUT INSTEAD OF YOUR BADGE,
P.A. Master: aND YOUR GUN, IT'S YOUR ASS THAT YOU HANDED IN,
P.A. Master: (aND THEN GOT HANDED BACK TO YOU,)
P.A. Master: cAUSE THAT'S HOW HUMANS GET SERVED,
P.A. Master: aND GUYS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT iT'S,
P.A. Master: a CIRCLE AND HORNS IN YOUR BUTT THAT GOT BRANDED IN,
P.A. Master: (uMM, bEFORE i GAVE YOUR ASS BACK TO YOU, i DID THAT, iS WHAT i MEAN,)
P.A. Master: bUT i MEAN, gETTING BACK TO THE POINT, oR MAYBE TWO ACTUALLY,
P.A. Master: tHE FIRST IS YOU SUCK, aND THE SECOND IS HOW i SMACKEDYOUFULLY
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: are you trying to rhyme?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: it's not working
P.A. Master: (oH YEAH, tHAT RHYME WAS SO ILLLLLLLL,)
P.A. Master: bUT NO, jUST JOKING, lET'S SEE, hOW CAN i PUT THIS TACTFULLULLY,
P.A. Master: i MEAN THE POINTS ON THE HORNS ON MY HEAD,
P.A. Master: cOMING AT YOU THROUGH TRAFFIC,
P.A. Master: aIMED AT THE TARGET ON YOUR SHIRT THAT IS RED,
P.A. Master: wE'RE ABOUT TO GET MAD HORNOGRAPHIC,
P.A. Master: (i MEAN SORT OF LIKE A GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE, NOT LIKE,)
P.A. Master: (aNYTHING SEXUAL,
P.A. Master: eRR, wHOAAAAA,
P.A. Master: nEVERMIND,)
P.A. Master: oK, gETTING BACK TO THE ACTUAL, tACTICAL, vERNACULAR SMACKCICLE,
P.A. Master: i'M FORCING YOU TO BE LICKING, (aND lIKING,)
P.A. Master: gRAB MY HORNS AND START KICKING, LIKE YOU'RE RIDING A VIKING,
P.A. Master: cAUSE i'M YOUR BULLY, aND YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
P.A. Master: yOU THINK YOU'RE IN CHARGE BUT YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know, Dave Strider is much cooler than you
P.A. Master: i'M IN CHARGE, cAUSE i'M CHARGING IN,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: stop trying to be him
P.A. Master: yOUR CHINASHOP,
P.A. Master: bREAKING, uH, yOUR PLATES AND STUFF, wHICH i DON'T REALLY KNOW,
P.A. Master: wHAT THE PLATES ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT, bUT,
P.A. Master: (fUCK,)
P.A. Master: iT'S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT
P.A. Master: bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE,
P.A. Master: sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT,
P.A. Master: bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK'S SHIT,
P.A. Master: sO, GIVEN THAT, lET ME BE THE FIRST,
P.A. Master: tO SAY THAT YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOLD FROM PROSPIT,
P.A. Master: wHEN YOU'RE REALLY COLD SHIT FLUSHED FROM DERSE,
P.A. Master: yEAH
P.A. Master: hOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
P.A. Master: i JUST STARTED SOME sICK fIRES, bRO.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: hilarious
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: if you're trying to troll me you're failing by entertaining me
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: all i'm really doing is playing pokemon and breeding
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: so this is some quality entertainement
P.A. Master: ...
P.A. Master: dUDE.
P.A. Master: aRE YOU REALLY THAT THICK
P.A. Master: aND BY WHICH i MEAN STUPID
P.A. Master: iT'S NOT SEXUAL OR SOME SHIT
P.A. Master: i MEAN GOG DAMN
P.A. Master: yOU REALLY THINK, tHAT THIS KING OF ILL RHYMES,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: gog
P.A. Master: iS TRYING TO EMULATE dAVE?
P.A. Master: oH, fUCK NO,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah sorta, I read homestuck too
P.A. Master: yOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
P.A. Master: yOU'RE REALLY NOT
P.A. Master: aND ONE DAY,
P.A. Master: yOU'LL BE READING,
P.A. Master: aND YOU'LL JUST FLIP THE FUCK OUT, fROM LIKE,
P.A. Master: tHE REALIZATION,
P.A. Master: oF WHAT GENIUS JUST, uM, hAPPENED
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: .....dave's brother?
P.A. Master: dUDE, i MEAN, FUCK.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know what
P.A. Master: mAN, i KNOW all, nOT JUST what,
P.A. Master: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01596_1.gif
P.A. Master: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01596_2.gif
P.A. Master: mAN, THIS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW,
P.A. Master: wHEN FACED WITH YOU,
P.A. Master: i MEAN, dUDE,
P.A. Master: hEH,
P.A. Master: i'M TALKING TO SOMEONE NOW,
P.A. Master: aND HE GETS IT, i'M SURE,
P.A. Master: bUT YOU'RE JUST SO THICKSTUPID, nOT THICKINNUENDO,
P.A. Master: tHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know what
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i think i could drop some sick rhymes
P.A. Master: wE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: no thisll be dope
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: check it
P.A. Master: cHECK WHAT,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: wait wait
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: armageddon's gettin waged on us
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: but im-agettin armed and dangerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: sending men inta space for savin us
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: see which playa's more couragerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ben or bruce? dudes reach a truce
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: put their blowchutes to use and up-suck it
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: afflecks saclifice, i mean -crifice, would have to sufflice.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: aw fluck it
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: bro be stained-glass saint, up on a cross gettin hella christ-plagiarous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: bruce's like offa that cruciflix, nuff a this fuckin saviour-fuss
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: restrained his ass per mclane-redux, while buscemi remained derangerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ash tray caterin to layers of mat maconnaheys vague remainder-dust
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: wait
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: uh
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: macconahey wasnt even in any of those meteor movies was he
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ill have to make a rap about
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i dont know
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: morgan freeman or something
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: being the president
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: itll be called "obama made it so that no one gives a shit about black presidents in movies anymore"


FOR THE RECORD, everything above this point was quoted from the MSPA adventure Homestuck. But things got a bit more on the freestyle side, as of the next line.


P.A. Master: sHIT, i KNOW THAT YOU'RE LAYIN' DOWN SOME BEATS ON SHITTY FILMS,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: some hella beats
P.A. Master: bUT YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG IN THE TROLL/KID STRUCTURE, YOU'RE FUCKIN' URACIL
P.A. Master: sO i'M BRINGIN' IT DOWN TO YA, sTRAIGHT FROM THE CREATIVE BOX'A sKAIA,
P.A. Master: aND WHEN THE RHYMES GET DONE, YOUR SOCKS WON'T BE ABLE TO GO HIGHIAH,
P.A. Master: fROM WHERE  THEY FLEW OFF THE GROUND, OFF YA' MOTHAFUCKIN' FEET,
P.A. Master: aT THE VERY SLIGHTEST MENTION OF MY DOPE/ILL/SICK RHYMED BEATS,
P.A. Master: sO LET ME LAY IT DOWN FOR YA, STRAIGHT OUT, NO MISTAKIN' THIS CRAZE
P.A. Master: yOU'RE GOIN' TO BE FEELIN' THE BURN OF THIS TROLLIN' FOR DAYS AND FUCKIN' DAYS,
P.A. Master: yOU THINK THAT ONLY QUOTIN' dAVE WILL GET YOU AHEAD IN OUR LITTLE FIGHT,
P.A. Master: bUT i'M OFF THE MAP, oFF THE TEXT, AND MY MUSE HAS TAKEN FLIGHT
P.A. Master: tHIS IS STRAIGHT UP ORIGINAL, TOO SICK FOR YOUR MIND TO COMPREHEND
P.A. Master: fUCK IT, i'VE SPOKE LONG ENOUGH, i'LL LET THIS PARTICULAR CHAIN END,
P.A. Master: P.A. oUT.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: oh now
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: hold on a second, you aint just gonna lay down some of that and not let me have a chance at redemption?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you think I aint gonna go for some contemption?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: well check it, this is just gettin started
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you gonna get lost in my rhymes, you best get them charted
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i'm a freestyler, all my rhymes are me
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you wish you were as good, i'm who everyone wants to be
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: this is the time, the time is now, to start rhymin
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: my sick beats, the fire inside, my perfect timin
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: is that all you got? nothin else to say?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: no more ignorance to keep my rhymes at bay?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah, keep thinkin you the center of the universe
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: but these rhymes are so miasmic, you cannot traverse
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: that shit was ill
P.A. Master: mAN, IT WAS ILL, i WAS PRACTICALLY THROWIN' UP,
P.A. Master: tHOSE BEATS YOU LAYED DOWN ARE STRAIGHT UP DANGEROUS,
P.A. Master: tHEY'RE SAD ENOUGH, SO CLICHE, YOU COULD USE THEM AS A WEAPON
P.A. Master: pEOPLE WOULD COMMIT FUCKIN' SEPPUKU AT SO MUCH AS A MENTION,
P.A. Master: aND YOUR RHYMING IS SLOW, OLD, WORN OUT AND BEAT,
P.A. Master: i MEAN, IT MOVED ABOUT AS FAST AS A GLACIER SLIDIN' DOWN THE STREET,
P.A. Master: i DON'T HAVE MY TIMESTAMPS ON, SO i DON'T KNOW THE EXACT TIME
P.A. Master: bUT IT TOOK YOU AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES TO LAY OUT THAT PITIFUL RHYME,
P.A. Master: wHEREAS ALL OF MY RHYMES COME STRAIGHT RAPIDFIRE AT YOUR FACE,
P.A. Master: sPLITTIN' THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD LIKE A BIG dna HELICASE,
P.A. Master: yOU AIN'T GOT TIME TO REACT, TIME TO THINK, tIME TO ANALYZE,
P.A. Master: mY FUCKIN' RHYMES ARE GRANTED TO ME BY A DEITY FROM THE sKIES,
P.A. Master: i DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT, iT JUST COMES NATURALLY,
P.A. Master: wHEREAS YOU'RE SITTIN' IN FRONT OF A THESAURUS TRYING TO COUNTERTROLL ME,
P.A. Master: iT'S SAD, REALLY, hOW BADLY YOU DO AT THIS BATTLE,
P.A. Master: yOU RAMBLE, yOU STUMBLE, iT'S ALL JUST BASIC PRATTLE
P.A. Master: yOUR VOCAB IS SAD, YOUR INSULTS ARE WEAK,
P.A. Master: aND i'M DOING ALL OF MY END IN adiosToreador-SPEAK,
P.A. Master: wHICH LET ME TELL YOU, IS NO MEAGER UNDERTAKING,
P.A. Master: i'M KEEPING MY HAND ON THE SHIFT KEY WHILE YOUR NOODLE i AM BAKING,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: oh dog I gotta go make some dinner
P.A. Master: aND YEAH, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, i QUOTED A MOVIE AT YOU,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: maybe later
P.A. Master: tURNED YOUR BASIC PREMISE INTO A FUCKIN' bRAIN STEW.
P.A. Master: P.A. oUT.


And yes, for the record, all of my rhymes came within 10 seconds of the previous one. Whereas Kuja would spend... erm, a kind way to put it would be "a bit longer" on his own rhymes.

Anyways, presumably there's a round two in the works.

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(May 11-14:43) Shin: .....
(May 11-14:43) Shin: Oh lord
(May 11-14:43) Shin: http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk242/R...73595837795.jpg
(May 11-14:44) PaladinGC: ....what?
(May 11-14:44) Knight: ...
(May 11-14:44) Dark_Drop: FFFFFFFFFFF-
(May 11-14:45) PaladinGC has left. [IP=98.18.24.46]
(May 11-14:46) Shin: [Fatal Kill]
(May 11-14:46) CC: ..
(May 11-14:46) CC: .


I'M SOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYY

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(May 11-22:13) Bomber: I've pondered doing a Liege post, but I can't really justify him just wandering around outside of NP HQ. XD
(May 11-22:13) PaladinGC: ....point
(May 11-22:13) PaladinGC: ....so we unhide them
(May 11-22:13) Harbin: Sounds good to me
(May 11-22:13) Aim: Righto
(May 11-22:13) CC: ...
(May 11-22:13) Shin: ....
(May 11-22:14) CC: Suddenly, Harbin/
(May 11-22:14) Bomber: WHOA, HARBIN VOTE
(May 11-22:14) Harbin: Throw my approval in there to make it all official and such
(May 11-22:14) Shin: suddenly Harbin
(May 11-22:14) Bomber: *throws Pokeball*
(May 11-22:14) Aim: : D
(May 11-22:14) PaladinGC: WHOA
(May 11-22:14) Aim: CATCH HIM QUICK
(May 11-22:14) Pyramid_Head: Harbin used TELEPORT!
(May 11-22:14) Aim: USE THE F*CKING MASTER BALL
(May 11-22:14) Harbin has left.
(May 11-22:14) Shin: ....
(May 11-22:14) Aim: noooooo
(May 11-22:14) Bomber: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(May 11-22:14) Fera: ....
(May 11-22:14) Shin: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(May 11-22:14) CC: XDXD
(May 11-22:14) Fera: XDXD
(May 11-22:14) PaladinGC: FFFFFFFFFFFF
(May 11-22:14) Abra has joined.
(May 11-22:14) PaladinGC: lol
(May 11-22:14) Shin: ....
(May 11-22:14) CC: XDXD
(May 11-22:14) Bomber: XD
(May 11-22:14) Fera: QUICK ANOTHER ONE
(May 11-22:14) Fera: CATCH IT
(May 11-22:14) Shin: [Sends out Wobuffet]
(May 11-22:14) Shin: CAN'T ESCAPE
(May 11-22:14) Shin: NOW
(May 11-22:14) MagicCereal: (throws a Poke Ball since Abra's catch rate is absurdly high)
(May 11-22:15) Abra: [wobble]
(May 11-22:15) Abra: [wobble wobble]
(May 11-22:15) Abra: [pokeball breaks]
(May 11-22:15) Shin: fffff- almost had it
(May 11-22:15) CC: That reminds me.
(May 11-22:15) Fera: Abra was just pretending to be caught : D
(May 11-22:15) Abra: Abra used Explosion!
(May 11-22:15) MagicCereal: FERA >:0
(May 11-22:15) Shin: Wobuffet: WOBBA?
(May 11-22:15) CC: Some guys in my math class today were playing a translated Pokemon Green on an iPod Touch. :'D
(May 11-22:15) Bomber: K, HQs unhidden.
(May 11-22:16) PaladinGC: wtf
(May 11-22:16) PaladinGC: explosion instead of teleport?
(May 11-22:16) Abra has left.
(May 11-22:16) Aim: Are navis aware of their levels IC?
(May 11-22:16) Aim: Also, thanks Bomber
(May 11-22:16) Shin: [Wobbuffet fainted]
(May 11-22:16) Lux: I assume so
(May 11-22:16) Bomber: It's an event Abra, obviously.
(May 11-22:16) Shin: Me: ....
(May 11-22:16) PaladinGC: there's some seriously evil bastard teaching the 'mons new tricks.
(May 11-22:16) Pyramid_Head: Self-Destruct = teleport with a free fuck you included
(May 11-22:16) Bomber: And yeah, Aim.
(May 11-22:16) CC: ...
(May 11-22:16) Lux: Otherwise level minimums on missions and nets would be weird
(May 11-22:16) Shin: [returns]
(May 11-22:16) AbraHarbin has joined.
(May 11-22:16) MagicCereal: don't forget the self-KO
(May 11-22:16) Bomber: ... At least I hope so, as I mentioned Anyis's level in my last RW post. XD
(May 11-22:16) Shin: ....
(May 11-22:16) Fera: :[]
(May 11-22:16) Pyramid_Head: Should be
(May 11-22:16) CC: Someone should go quote that stuff
(May 11-22:16) CC: srsly
(May 11-22:16) Pyramid_Head: Abrakaharbin

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MagicCereal: I had a GolemFist once
MagicCereal: but I traded it
MagicCereal: FOR A BIGHAMMER : D
Bomber: I had a GolemFist once too.
Bomber: Then I traded it for a GolemHit.
Fera: I want a GolemHit. :|
Bomber: I JUST CAUGHT MC ON A NAMING ERROR
MagicCereal: ...
MagicCereal: wow
Fera: Let's see if Sharo is kind enough to give me one.
MagicCereal: I knew I was tired
MagicCereal: but
MagicCereal: wow
PaladinGC: lol
MagicCereal: I have no excuses for that
Fera: XD
MagicCereal: GolemHit*
Bomber: Quote get.


HE FINALLY SLIPPED UP.

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Tonic has joined.
(May 17-18:07) Mawg: *opens Tonic*
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: Sorry love
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: Already empty
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: Someone drank it all earlier
(May 17-18:07) Mawg: *smashes it on the ground*
(May 17-18:07) Mawg: YOU WHORE OF A LIQUOR
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: [Plexiglass bottle]
(May 17-18:07) chardes: Love
(May 17-18:07) PaladinGC: lol
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: [Bounces]
(May 17-18:07) MagicCereal: LIQWHORE
(May 17-18:07) Mawg: >:V
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: [Comes back up to hit Mawg in the face]
(May 17-18:07) chardes: *grabs a scissors*
(May 17-18:07) Tonic: [Then bounces away]
(May 17-18:08) chardes: *cuts plexiglass bottle*
(May 17-18:08) Mawg: Speaking of liquor, RDR
(May 17-18:08) Mawg: Can't wait : D
(May 17-18:08) Tonic: Wouldn't work
(May 17-18:08) Tonic: You know what plexiglass is, right?
(May 17-18:08) chardes: ...
(May 17-18:08) chardes: Plastic?
(May 17-18:08) PaladinGC: bullet proof glass, yes.
(May 17-18:08) Tonic: ^
(May 17-18:08) chardes: HOW DOES IT BOUNCE >:V
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: Too sturdy to break
(May 17-18:09) Mawg: It's plastic
(May 17-18:09) Mawg: It's a glass
(May 17-18:09) PaladinGC: it stops battle rifle armor piercing bullets,
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: Too heavy to stay pinned down from the impact
(May 17-18:09) PaladinGC: Bouncing would be easy
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: so it bounces.
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: Er
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: Not heavy enough
(May 17-18:09) chardes: Are you Djinni's assets?
(May 17-18:09) PaladinGC: ....
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: ...
(May 17-18:09) PaladinGC: wow
(May 17-18:09) PaladinGC: XDXDXD
(May 17-18:09) Tonic: wow x2
(May 17-18:09) Mawg: *high fives Char*
(May 17-18:09) Bomber: From Chardes, that was unexpected.

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(May 23-16:20) chardes: On the topic of Skully, Bomber.
(May 23-16:20) chardes: Healbot just used it.
(May 23-16:20) chardes: :'D
(May 23-16:20) Bomber: Why is that still a topic? XD
(May 23-16:20) chardes: Oh hush.
(May 23-16:20) chardes: :<
(May 23-16:21) PaladinGC: whynot?
(May 23-16:21) chardes: Anyis the aqua maiden and Spikey the pet fire dog
(May 23-16:21) chardes: They fight each other as a hobby.
(May 23-16:21) Fera: Holy crap, Char used EternalisCross and I used RheaCross
(May 23-16:21) chardes: :V
(May 23-16:21) Bomber: I DON'T WANT EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT ANYIS'S BONE, OKAY?
(May 23-16:21) chardes: XDXDXD
(May 23-16:21) Fera: Awesome
(May 23-16:21) Asator: ...
(May 23-16:21) Asator: hahaha
(May 23-16:21) Fera: BUT BOMBER
(May 23-16:21) PaladinGC: nice
(May 23-16:21) Fera: TALKING ABOUT FEMALE BONING IS AWESOME
(May 23-16:22) Asator: okay, that one was overkill
(May 23-16:22) chardes: *cracks knuckles* Now for my first random outtake. /lie
(May 23-16:22) Bomber: It really will get quoted if I respond to that last statement, so I won't. XD
(May 23-16:23) PaladinGC: *quotes it anyway*
(May 23-16:23) chardes: ^
(May 23-16:23) Bomber: WAIT
(May 23-16:23) Bomber: IF I'M SCREWED ANYWAY, I WANT TO GO DOWN IN FLAMES
(May 23-16:23) PaladinGC: Im kidding, what
(May 23-16:23) chardes: ..
(May 23-16:23) PaladinGC: oh
(May 23-16:23) chardes: oh
(May 23-16:23) PaladinGC: carry on then
(May 23-16:23) Bomber: lol
(May 23-16:23) chardes: Yes carry on.
(May 23-16:23) chardes: At the moment, there's only one line.
(May 23-16:23) chardes: :'D
(May 23-16:23) Bomber: Fine...
(May 23-16:24) Bomber: *ahem*
(May 23-16:24) PaladinGC: Would you like a handbasket for your trip?
(May 23-16:24) Bomber: But Anyis is the one with the b-
(May 23-16:24) Bomber: ...
(May 23-16:24) Bomber: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(May 23-16:24) chardes: XDXDXD
(May 23-16:24) Bomber: Happy?
(May 23-16:24) PaladinGC: And I've packed sticks for you to play hockey with after it freeze over.
(May 23-16:24) chardes: ..
(May 23-16:24) PaladinGC: :'D

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(May 29-15:48) Knight: he must NEVER be told about the Makai site
(May 29-15:54) DNR.EXE has joined.
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(May 29-16:36) PaladinGC has left.
(May 29-16:47) Knight has left.
(May 29-16:47) Knight has joined.
(May 29-17:01) Knight has left.
(May 29-17:01) Knight has joined.
(May 29-17:11) Knight has left.
(May 29-17:11) Knight has joined.
(May 29-17:17) Conse_the_Facequences has joined.
(May 29-17:17) Conse_the_Facequences: Wey, ho folks.
(May 29-17:21) Knight has left.
(May 29-17:21) Knight has joined.
(May 29-17:30) CC: .....
(May 29-17:30) MagicCereal: D:

Inactivity? What's that?

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Aim: DNR in a bikini
Aim: :]
I DENY ALL CHARGES. MY KEYBOARD IS IN THE DARK. MY PINKIE DIDN'T STRETCH FAR ENOUGH.