Started off as me imitating the MSPA character adiosToreador. Evolved to SO much more.
Quote (Delirious biznasty)
P.A. Master: 1 R34LLY DONT S33 TH3 PURPOS3 OF DO1NG TH4T
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: if you're trying to outtroll a troll
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you're doing it wrong
P.A. Master: YOUR PUNY HUM4N CORT3X JUST C4NT K33P UP
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: kay
P.A. Master: 1 M34N, WH4T 1S SO H4RD TO UND3RST4ND 4BOUT 4LL TH1S
P.A. Master: mAN YOURE JUST INCREDILY POPULAR TODAY,
P.A. Master: yOU DONT EVEN KNOW,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: I don't.
P.A. Master: iTS SWEET
P.A. Master: tRUST US WHEN WE SAY
P.A. Master: iTS ALL PART OF THIS HUMAN EMOTION CALLED FRIENDSHIP,
P.A. Master: aND A SHARED READERBASE
P.A. Master: rIGHT,
P.A. Master: nOW THAT THATS OUT OF THE WAY,
P.A. Master: aRE YOU READY TO GET TROLLLLLLED
P.A. Master: oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN,
P.A. Master: r U READY,
P.A. Master: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
P.A. Master: bY A DOPE SMAKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING,
P.A. Master: tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
P.A. Master: oK, lET ME,
P.A. Master: oRGANIZE MY NOTES HERE,
P.A. Master: oKAYYY,
P.A. Master: (tURN ON SOME STRICT BEATS MAYBE, iT WILL HELP TO LISTEN TO THEM WHILE i DESTROY YOU,)
P.A. Master: wHEN THE POLICE MAN BUSTS ME, aND POPS THE TRUNK,
P.A. Master: hE'S ALL SURPRISED TO FIND i'M TOTING SICK BILLY,
P.A. Master: wHOSE,
P.A. Master: gOAT IS THAT, hE ASKS, wHILE HE STOPS TO THUNK
P.A. Master: aBOUT IT, aND i'S JUST SAY IT'S kUJA'S, yOU SILLY,
P.A. Master: gOOSE,
P.A. Master: bUT THE MAN SAYS, gOOSE! wHERE, lET ME SEE YOUR HANDS,
P.A. Master: aND i SAY SHIT SORRY, i DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HONKTRABAND,
P.A. Master: wOW, oK,
P.A. Master: i AM GETTING OFF THE POINT, wHICH wAS,
P.A. Master: aBOUT THIS HOT MESS kUJA, tHAT YOU GOT LANDED IN,
P.A. Master: lIKE THE COP i MENTIONED, bUT INSTEAD OF YOUR BADGE,
P.A. Master: aND YOUR GUN, IT'S YOUR ASS THAT YOU HANDED IN,
P.A. Master: (aND THEN GOT HANDED BACK TO YOU,)
P.A. Master: cAUSE THAT'S HOW HUMANS GET SERVED,
P.A. Master: aND GUYS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT iT'S,
P.A. Master: a CIRCLE AND HORNS IN YOUR BUTT THAT GOT BRANDED IN,
P.A. Master: (uMM, bEFORE i GAVE YOUR ASS BACK TO YOU, i DID THAT, iS WHAT i MEAN,)
P.A. Master: bUT i MEAN, gETTING BACK TO THE POINT, oR MAYBE TWO ACTUALLY,
P.A. Master: tHE FIRST IS YOU SUCK, aND THE SECOND IS HOW i SMACKEDYOUFULLY
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: are you trying to rhyme?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: it's not working
P.A. Master: (oH YEAH, tHAT RHYME WAS SO ILLLLLLLL,)
P.A. Master: bUT NO, jUST JOKING, lET'S SEE, hOW CAN i PUT THIS TACTFULLULLY,
P.A. Master: i MEAN THE POINTS ON THE HORNS ON MY HEAD,
P.A. Master: cOMING AT YOU THROUGH TRAFFIC,
P.A. Master: aIMED AT THE TARGET ON YOUR SHIRT THAT IS RED,
P.A. Master: wE'RE ABOUT TO GET MAD HORNOGRAPHIC,
P.A. Master: (i MEAN SORT OF LIKE A GRAPHIC CRIME SCENE, NOT LIKE,)
P.A. Master: (aNYTHING SEXUAL,
P.A. Master: eRR, wHOAAAAA,
P.A. Master: nEVERMIND,)
P.A. Master: oK, gETTING BACK TO THE ACTUAL, tACTICAL, vERNACULAR SMACKCICLE,
P.A. Master: i'M FORCING YOU TO BE LICKING, (aND lIKING,)
P.A. Master: gRAB MY HORNS AND START KICKING, LIKE YOU'RE RIDING A VIKING,
P.A. Master: cAUSE i'M YOUR BULLY, aND YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
P.A. Master: yOU THINK YOU'RE IN CHARGE BUT YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know, Dave Strider is much cooler than you
P.A. Master: i'M IN CHARGE, cAUSE i'M CHARGING IN,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: stop trying to be him
P.A. Master: yOUR CHINASHOP,
P.A. Master: bREAKING, uH, yOUR PLATES AND STUFF, wHICH i DON'T REALLY KNOW,
P.A. Master: wHAT THE PLATES ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT, bUT,
P.A. Master: (fUCK,)
P.A. Master: iT'S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT
P.A. Master: bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE,
P.A. Master: sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT,
P.A. Master: bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK'S SHIT,
P.A. Master: sO, GIVEN THAT, lET ME BE THE FIRST,
P.A. Master: tO SAY THAT YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOLD FROM PROSPIT,
P.A. Master: wHEN YOU'RE REALLY COLD SHIT FLUSHED FROM DERSE,
P.A. Master: yEAH
P.A. Master: hOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
P.A. Master: i JUST STARTED SOME sICK fIRES, bRO.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: hilarious
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: if you're trying to troll me you're failing by entertaining me
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: all i'm really doing is playing pokemon and breeding
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: so this is some quality entertainement
P.A. Master: ...
P.A. Master: dUDE.
P.A. Master: aRE YOU REALLY THAT THICK
P.A. Master: aND BY WHICH i MEAN STUPID
P.A. Master: iT'S NOT SEXUAL OR SOME SHIT
P.A. Master: i MEAN GOG DAMN
P.A. Master: yOU REALLY THINK, tHAT THIS KING OF ILL RHYMES,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: gog
P.A. Master: iS TRYING TO EMULATE dAVE?
P.A. Master: oH, fUCK NO,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah sorta, I read homestuck too
P.A. Master: yOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
P.A. Master: yOU'RE REALLY NOT
P.A. Master: aND ONE DAY,
P.A. Master: yOU'LL BE READING,
P.A. Master: aND YOU'LL JUST FLIP THE FUCK OUT, fROM LIKE,
P.A. Master: tHE REALIZATION,
P.A. Master: oF WHAT GENIUS JUST, uM, hAPPENED
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: .....dave's brother?
P.A. Master: dUDE, i MEAN, FUCK.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know what
P.A. Master: mAN, i KNOW all, nOT JUST what,
P.A. Master: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01596_1.gif
P.A. Master: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01596_2.gif
P.A. Master: mAN, THIS IS MY FACE RIGHT NOW,
P.A. Master: wHEN FACED WITH YOU,
P.A. Master: i MEAN, dUDE,
P.A. Master: hEH,
P.A. Master: i'M TALKING TO SOMEONE NOW,
P.A. Master: aND HE GETS IT, i'M SURE,
P.A. Master: bUT YOU'RE JUST SO THICKSTUPID, nOT THICKINNUENDO,
P.A. Master: tHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you know what
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i think i could drop some sick rhymes
P.A. Master: wE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: no thisll be dope
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: check it
P.A. Master: cHECK WHAT,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: wait wait
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: armageddon's gettin waged on us
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: but im-agettin armed and dangerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: sending men inta space for savin us
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: see which playa's more couragerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ben or bruce? dudes reach a truce
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: put their blowchutes to use and up-suck it
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: afflecks saclifice, i mean -crifice, would have to sufflice.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: aw fluck it
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: bro be stained-glass saint, up on a cross gettin hella christ-plagiarous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: bruce's like offa that cruciflix, nuff a this fuckin saviour-fuss
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: restrained his ass per mclane-redux, while buscemi remained derangerous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ash tray caterin to layers of mat maconnaheys vague remainder-dust
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: wait
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: uh
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: macconahey wasnt even in any of those meteor movies was he
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: ill have to make a rap about
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i dont know
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: morgan freeman or something
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: being the president
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: itll be called "obama made it so that no one gives a shit about black presidents in movies anymore"
FOR THE RECORD, everything above this point was quoted from the MSPA adventure Homestuck. But things got a bit more on the freestyle side, as of the next line.
P.A. Master: sHIT, i KNOW THAT YOU'RE LAYIN' DOWN SOME BEATS ON SHITTY FILMS,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: some hella beats
P.A. Master: bUT YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG IN THE TROLL/KID STRUCTURE, YOU'RE FUCKIN' URACIL
P.A. Master: sO i'M BRINGIN' IT DOWN TO YA, sTRAIGHT FROM THE CREATIVE BOX'A sKAIA,
P.A. Master: aND WHEN THE RHYMES GET DONE, YOUR SOCKS WON'T BE ABLE TO GO HIGHIAH,
P.A. Master: fROM WHERE THEY FLEW OFF THE GROUND, OFF YA' MOTHAFUCKIN' FEET,
P.A. Master: aT THE VERY SLIGHTEST MENTION OF MY DOPE/ILL/SICK RHYMED BEATS,
P.A. Master: sO LET ME LAY IT DOWN FOR YA, STRAIGHT OUT, NO MISTAKIN' THIS CRAZE
P.A. Master: yOU'RE GOIN' TO BE FEELIN' THE BURN OF THIS TROLLIN' FOR DAYS AND FUCKIN' DAYS,
P.A. Master: yOU THINK THAT ONLY QUOTIN' dAVE WILL GET YOU AHEAD IN OUR LITTLE FIGHT,
P.A. Master: bUT i'M OFF THE MAP, oFF THE TEXT, AND MY MUSE HAS TAKEN FLIGHT
P.A. Master: tHIS IS STRAIGHT UP ORIGINAL, TOO SICK FOR YOUR MIND TO COMPREHEND
P.A. Master: fUCK IT, i'VE SPOKE LONG ENOUGH, i'LL LET THIS PARTICULAR CHAIN END,
P.A. Master: P.A. oUT.
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: oh now
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: hold on a second, you aint just gonna lay down some of that and not let me have a chance at redemption?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you think I aint gonna go for some contemption?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: well check it, this is just gettin started
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you gonna get lost in my rhymes, you best get them charted
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: i'm a freestyler, all my rhymes are me
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: you wish you were as good, i'm who everyone wants to be
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: this is the time, the time is now, to start rhymin
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: my sick beats, the fire inside, my perfect timin
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: is that all you got? nothin else to say?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: no more ignorance to keep my rhymes at bay?
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah, keep thinkin you the center of the universe
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: but these rhymes are so miasmic, you cannot traverse
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: yeah
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: that shit was ill
P.A. Master: mAN, IT WAS ILL, i WAS PRACTICALLY THROWIN' UP,
P.A. Master: tHOSE BEATS YOU LAYED DOWN ARE STRAIGHT UP DANGEROUS,
P.A. Master: tHEY'RE SAD ENOUGH, SO CLICHE, YOU COULD USE THEM AS A WEAPON
P.A. Master: pEOPLE WOULD COMMIT FUCKIN' SEPPUKU AT SO MUCH AS A MENTION,
P.A. Master: aND YOUR RHYMING IS SLOW, OLD, WORN OUT AND BEAT,
P.A. Master: i MEAN, IT MOVED ABOUT AS FAST AS A GLACIER SLIDIN' DOWN THE STREET,
P.A. Master: i DON'T HAVE MY TIMESTAMPS ON, SO i DON'T KNOW THE EXACT TIME
P.A. Master: bUT IT TOOK YOU AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN MINUTES TO LAY OUT THAT PITIFUL RHYME,
P.A. Master: wHEREAS ALL OF MY RHYMES COME STRAIGHT RAPIDFIRE AT YOUR FACE,
P.A. Master: sPLITTIN' THE SIDES OF YOUR HEAD LIKE A BIG dna HELICASE,
P.A. Master: yOU AIN'T GOT TIME TO REACT, TIME TO THINK, tIME TO ANALYZE,
P.A. Master: mY FUCKIN' RHYMES ARE GRANTED TO ME BY A DEITY FROM THE sKIES,
P.A. Master: i DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT, iT JUST COMES NATURALLY,
P.A. Master: wHEREAS YOU'RE SITTIN' IN FRONT OF A THESAURUS TRYING TO COUNTERTROLL ME,
P.A. Master: iT'S SAD, REALLY, hOW BADLY YOU DO AT THIS BATTLE,
P.A. Master: yOU RAMBLE, yOU STUMBLE, iT'S ALL JUST BASIC PRATTLE
P.A. Master: yOUR VOCAB IS SAD, YOUR INSULTS ARE WEAK,
P.A. Master: aND i'M DOING ALL OF MY END IN adiosToreador-SPEAK,
P.A. Master: wHICH LET ME TELL YOU, IS NO MEAGER UNDERTAKING,
P.A. Master: i'M KEEPING MY HAND ON THE SHIFT KEY WHILE YOUR NOODLE i AM BAKING,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: oh dog I gotta go make some dinner
P.A. Master: aND YEAH, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, i QUOTED A MOVIE AT YOU,
[LotF | F.A.P] Kujajin: maybe later
P.A. Master: tURNED YOUR BASIC PREMISE INTO A FUCKIN' bRAIN STEW.
P.A. Master: P.A. oUT.
And yes, for the record, all of my rhymes came within 10 seconds of the previous one. Whereas Kuja would spend... erm, a kind way to put it would be "a bit longer" on his own rhymes.
Anyways, presumably there's a round two in the works.