Random Outtakes

Quote (Chatroom)

Medic: Paladikn has joined the dead chat
Medic: and happy new years
PaladinGC: *thumbs up*
Medic: He thumbs up about the chat being dead
Medic: He must be behind it all.
PaladinGC: *hides knife*
Medic: And I have the proof!
Medic: *Takes out tuna*
Medic: This Tuna was the weapon of MURDER!
PaladinGC: *points at medic* He's holding the weapon of chat murder. Sieze him. *armed guards haul medic away*
PaladinGC: *walks on, whistling*
Medic: *Paladin gets killed by a trout*
PaladinGC: *watches the trout kill a log... sips tea*
Medic: So if that Log was Paladin, then YOU ARE A FAKE GOOD SIR!
PaladinGC: *thumbs up*
PaladinGC: *(sips more tea)*
Medic: Also, you left your evil army at home.

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PaladinGC: pally's signature move:
RevivedSin: DISCONNECT

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PaladinGC: RevivedSin: Paladin doesn't need to show us his moves.
RevivedSin: He's already done it
  Disconnected.

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Asator: Oh, Pally
PaladinGC: hmm?
Asator: Are the remnants of groups 1 and 2 in the same ditch or two separate ones
PaladinGC: same, large ditch.
Asator: Excellent.  Bowling time.
DNR:  <WoT>
Planeswalking_Ferret: Roll it like a ball Piano.
Planeswalking_Ferret: LIKE A BALL!
Sora-Chan: oh.. and those visors are cheaper on amazon..
Asator: GOing to.
DNR: mmmh
Asator: Asator: I should make a Sportsman.EXE.
Asator: Main battlechips: Rageclaw, hammer, glasszone, and rook
DNR: Sounds weird huh guys? o.o
Asator: Unless there's a ball-like object that can be chucked around easily.
Planeswalking_Ferret: DNR scared off Knight
Planeswalking_Ferret: You need a sand trap Asator
Asator: Add a sand chip to that, then
Planeswalking_Ferret: Are bombs ball like : D
Asator: Bombs are too heavy
Planeswalking_Ferret: Mini-bomb
PaladinGC: hokey puck...
Planeswalking_Ferret: *Place on ground*
Planeswalking_Ferret: *Swings hammer*
Planeswalking_Ferret: FORE!
Asator: That would be awesome.
Persephone has left.
Asator: Add a sword chip or two to that.  And they appear as baseball bats.
Planeswalking_Ferret: Sportsman, rival of tennisman?
Asator: Haha, Tennisman's got nothing
PaladinGC: dude, use a black-bomb. So long as you don't hit it with fire, it's a ball with a wick....
Asator: I thought they were too heavy.
PaladinGC: oh, true.
Planeswalking_Ferret: POOR rival of sportsman
Asator: Seriously, you throw one of those things and it embeds itself in the ground.
Nalerenn has joined.
PaladinGC: yup...
Planeswalking_Ferret: Use Nal as the ball.
Nalerenn: Not it!
Asator: *rolls Nal like a ball*
Planeswalking_Ferret: You could have a "Summon Ball" sig
PaladinGC: hey, that works too.
Nalerenn: I am NOT a Katamari!
Planeswalking_Ferret: that makes a ball object
PaladinGC: smack Nal around.
Asator: That works.
Asator: *pitches Nal at Pally*
PaladinGC: *home-runs with bat*
Asator: whoo
Nalerenn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Pfft, ptch, put, swallowed a fly -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PaladinGC: *runs bases*
Planeswalking_Ferret: Paladin, that was a bass, not a bat.
Planeswalking_Ferret: Works fine as well.
Asator: No, that was totally a bat.
Nalerenn: Looks like Nal's blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
Nalerenn has left.
Asator: Someone quote this.
PaladinGC: *does so*

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CURSE_OF_DRAGON: Arbiter makes me raise a little question mark in my head. Because I don't know what he acts like. All I know is that he is "not stereotypical."
Skyrender: make him gay
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: XD
Heat_Sonata: lol XD XD XD
Heat_Sonata: XD XD XD
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: His visor turns pink when he's gay. :'D
Heat_Sonata: XD XD xd
Heat_Sonata: XD XD
Skyrender: that's not stereotypical
Heat_Sonata: XD XD XD
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: "Well, I'm not all about work you know..."
Kujajin: I has a poll question for you all.
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: "Even a guy like me gets lonely..."
Kujajin: Is RE:RN a:
Heat_Sonata: Walrus
Heat_Sonata: Yes
Kujajin: A) Dictatorship
void: who is modding zyborg's battle?
CURSE_OF_DRAGON:  Hippopotums
Kujajin:  Democracy
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: B ) Hippopotomus
Kujajin: No
Heat_Sonata: Hippopotums!
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: : D
void: we'll be the last one done if youy wait for him to stop talking
Kujajin: B ) Democrazy
Kujajin: cracy*
Skyrender: Arbiter:  I've got my own little arbiter in my pants, if you know what I mean.
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: lulz
Kujajin: C) Monarchy/Empire
Skyrender: Cadence:  You mean like a little clone?
Kujajin: D) Republic
Kujajin: Any thoughts?
Heat_Sonata: It's a nomadic society with no organized government. A clan.
DNR: OOH
DNR: CLONE
Kujajin: THAT WASNT A CHOICE
Kujajin: *Smack*
Skyrender: Arbiter: You'll find out silverboy, now bend over and spread em
Kujajin: I'd say Dictatorship.
Heat_Sonata: YOU'RE JUST AFRAID OF THE TRUTH
Skyrender: Cadence: I need an adult!
Kujajin: And Twi is Hitler.
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: We're a bartering society with a developing a economy.
Skyrender: *battle start*
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: :'D
Heat_Sonata: XD
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: They'd side with Cadence out of pity.
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: Aim
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: "Watch my light speed, untracably fast rape movements!"
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: Arbiter
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: MACHINE GUN F*CK.
Skyrender: Pelvic Piledriver!
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: If he is gay, I think Gman might like to see him after hours
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: XD
Kujajin:  Sky, your scaring me..
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: And when Paladin hears of this
Heat_Sonata: "Oh, so you're a... mercenary?"
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: I think you are dead Aim
Heat_Sonata: "How much is it for your... services?"
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: "I am doing a little headhunting..."
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: XD
Skyrender: "Just so happens I have a special "job" for you"
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: I'm lolling like crazy
Heat_Sonata: Me too
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: Ya
Skyrender: "I don't mind how you do it"
void: I got a cut today, and instead of bleeding I just saw a red tar inside... should I be worried?
Skyrender: "In fact, you can blow it off, for all I care"
CURSE_OF_DRAGON: I need to quote all of this... or is this too perverted?
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: We all are going to get killed by Paladin
Heat_Sonata: XD XD XD lol cheesy
DNR: Hey Sky
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: DO IT!
Kujajin: Void.
Twin-Headed_Thunder_Dragon: So Paladin can see who to kill

Your character is in good hands. You should make that personality fast. :'D

Oh dear god...
Only one phrase can describe my true response, and that is...
ECKS DEE!

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER...

FIVE MINUTES OF RANDOM.

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Chat-Admin: IT'S TIME...
Chat-Admin: FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES OF RANDOM!
Chat-Admin: GO
English_Ninja: ....
English_Ninja: No.
Viral: SHURYOU USED SPLASH.
Chat-Admin: This floor lamp is grapefruit, Lori.
Knight: ...
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.
DNR: WHAT IS IT?
Viral: ...Carlos? :'D
English_Ninja: [cries]
Knight: my innner self pleadsloyalti to the forces of lemon
Viral: >: D
Chat-Admin: IT'S A CHARBARGLE
English_Ninja: They reminded me of Carlos yeterday.
Viral: >: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Knight: *loayalty?
English_Ninja: They scalped him ...
Viral: Bernhard reminds me of Carlos.
English_Ninja: and chopped him ...
English_Ninja: ...
Viral: Bernhard steals souls.
English_Ninja: He was my best friend ...
Chat-Admin: ITTY BITTY BOAT
Viral: Bernhard stole Carlos' soul.
English_Ninja: ........
English_Ninja: ;~;
Knight: ...
Viral: I've got a pineapple Christmas tree now.
Viral: EXCELLENT.
English_Ninja: [dropkicks Bernhard out the window]
English_Ninja: BIATCH.
Knight: you must get Soul Edge totake revenge on Bernard
Skyrender has left.
Viral: Now to conquer to wor-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Viral: To wor?
English_Ninja: .......
Viral: TO WAR!
Knight: ...
English_Ninja: MORE SOUUUUUUUUUULS!
Viral: Come on, my fellow Penisians.
English_Ninja: [magically acquires Nightmare armour]
Chat-Admin: BIATCH CARLOS IS SPEAKING ORANGES AT WALLS OF C***S
Knight: BLOOD! DARKNESS! COME UNTO ME!
English_Ninja: .........
DNR: It sounds way less pornifical as Penisians
English_Ninja: WOW!
Viral: I CAME. I SAW. I SHURRENDERED.
English_Ninja: I'm seeing things again, guys.
English_Ninja: I thought I just saw Dan censor himself.
Viral: Yeah.
Knight: ...
Viral: It's pretty random now.
Knight: it happens
Viral: Almost scary random.
English_Ninja: Modding must be taking a huge toll on my mind.
Viral: Hold me, Lori.
Viral: Hold me tightly.
Chat-Admin: I thought I just heard text.
Viral: MORE!
Knight: Its like when chaos makes sense
English_Ninja: What the hell?
English_Ninja: No.
Viral: ;~;
Viral: Rejected again.
English_Ninja: Yup.
English_Ninja: Get used to it.
Chat-Admin: COME ON GAIZ
Chat-Admin: THREE MINUTE-
Chat-Admin: TWO MINUTES LEFT
Viral: I'll get you a different husband, I guerss. >: O
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: I'M PREGNANT.
Chat-Admin: GASP
DNR: GSAPS
English_Ninja: There, you bastards, random quota's filled.
DNR: Um um
Tonedeaf: It's like a soap opera.... Only with dishwashing detergent and a pressure washer.
English_Ninja: Yeah.
DNR: I'VE GONE BLIND
Chat-Admin: IT'S LIKE A BOAT
DNR: SEXY BOAT
Chat-Admin: BUT WITH PROPELLERS AND DOCTORS INSTEAD OF CAPTAINS AND LOVEBOATS
Chat-Admin: Waiiiit...
Viral: THE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE BOAT.
Viral: I feel old. DX
Viral: ZE PLANE! ZE PLANE!
Chat-Admin: ZEE PLANE IS RAINING ON ZEE SPAIN'S PLAINS?
Chat-Admin: DING, BACK TO NORMAL.

awww...missed it...

...
Am I having a brother or a sister?

Neither. It's a new breed of human that will asexually produce.

Obviously.

-Twi

Quote (Twi)

Neither. It's a new breed of human that will asexually produce.

Obviously.

-Twi

You mean an Eon clone?

Quite.

Also-

Blue: Apparently, im a bi hooker who lives in greenich village and likes to dress up as a cat?
English_Ninja: Half the time I sign my homework "Carmelita".
DNR: HEYHEYHEY
DNR: http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNe...&#entry12947333
DNR: WHATS THIS ABOOOT?
Albix: .....
Blue: I'm a cat.
Albix: Oh boy
English_Ninja: >: D
Albix: Lori
Blue: Im a kitty cat.
English_Ninja: Somebody wants to talk to Raiden. >:
Albix: you are forever Carmelita
English_Ninja: >: D*
English_Ninja: That's Carmelita RIVERA to you.
Albix: Yes Ms Riviera
Majin: so are you selling your body to other cats or to humans?
Albix: do you dance dance dance and a dance dance dance?
Blue: Yes.
Lunar: huh
Blue: Sometimes for money.
Blue: Sometiems for myself.
English_Ninja: ...
Albix: @ who?
Majin: .....................................
Majin: well now Shur has a way
Blue: ...........
English_Ninja: Too bad he isn't here. XD
English_Ninja: Somewhere far away, his perv senses are tingling.

*eyes shine ominously*
*cackles*

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Harbin: ...
Harbin: Pally
Harbin: What do you think seraphim IS
Harbin: ;;>>
PaladinGC: Strange, deranged, deluded, halucinating, non-sensical, and humorous.
Kazuhiro has joined.
PaladinGC: Next question? :'D

Quote (AIM conversation with TPSP)

HikoKun337 (5:26:58 PM): have the characters think
HikoKun337 (5:27:00 PM): or talk with one another
mcsRockerCCSC (5:27:04 PM): navi's think?

That is all.
:'D

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I_am...TPSP1101: i used to have Window ME
I_am...TPSP1101: bet u never used that
I_am...TPSP1101: it was only sold in the year 200
I_am...TPSP1101: *2000
I_am...TPSP1101: i think
DNR:                  I'm the king of the universe,                  the galactic hero, the creator                  of all things decently sized!
PaladinGC: It's a good thing yopu didn't get Me.
DNR: Say my name if you know it...                  I am......
PaladinGC: It's garbage.
PaladinGC: It'll run, if you have the time, patience, and persistence to deal with all of it's myriad problems...
PaladinGC: But, that's about it.
DNR: Heheh
PaladinGC: It's registry tends to degrade faster than 98, 2000, and XP.
PaladinGC: ...did I mention it was temperamental? :'D
DNR: What is this? A wife?
PaladinGC: XD

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Knight: Heh, I used ME for quite a long time XD
PaladinGC: I'm sorry....
Knight: Didn't need anything better, and it was installed on the comp I got as a present.
PaladinGC: Did it leave many scars?
Knight: some
Knight: sometimes, my eyes pop up in the middle of the night, while I yeall out "FUCJK YOU BILL GATES"... but I can't remember what I was dreaming about... only... blue... endless blue....
PaladinGC: XD
PaladinGC: XDXDXDXDXD
Knight: ...
PaladinGC: *quoted*

yay i made it into two different consecutive outtakes!!

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Lunar: AIM IS GAY????
Aim: Yes
Lunar: DUDE!

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Harbin: Seraphim has decided everyone must join him
Harbin: :'D
Harbin: And uh
Harbin: I've crashed into the body of the many
Harbin: it's very icky
Harbin: It's like I'm a little virus
Harbin: trying to kill a person
Aim: :0
Aim: ....
Aim: That makes almost no sense to me, Harbin, but good for you :'D
Kirie_Kojima: *Quotes*

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English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: WHY
English_Ninja: ARE THERE DECEPTICONS
English_Ninja: IN SHARO?
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: THEN WHERE ARE THE AUTOBOTS!?
Medic: ALL PART OF THE SHARO MILITARY MIGHT EN!
The_Incomprehensible_ManAim: http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/104/10/ ......................................
Medic: http://www.onemanga.com/Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure/105/01/
The_Incomprehensible_ManAim: 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337
The_Incomprehensible_ManAim: Wham just launched his head out of a crossbow
Nalerenn: Read carefully, EN...
Nalerenn: "This country, located far to the north of Electopia, is locked in ice and snow for most months of the year. Great emphasis is put on military Decepticon. Doing anything in Sharo requires a warm parka or an above-average resistance to the cold."
Medic: Yes
Sora-Chan: meh
Medic: He totally did Aim
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: Why are there Decepticons!?
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: No..
English_Ninja: Wait...
English_Ninja: ...
Nalerenn: In-joke
Medic: With his hair
English_Ninja: I think I'm responsible. D:
Nalerenn: XD
English_Ninja: ...
Medic: Yes you were EN
Nalerenn: Failing EN is fail
English_Ninja: I don't remember whether it was me or Maarty..
English_Ninja: I think it was me.
Nalerenn: This is SO quoted!
The_Incomprehensible_ManAim: You're in despair! This Sharo that is home to non-canon transforming robots has left you in despair!

Quote (RE:RN CHAT: CERTAIN SWEARS KICK JADEN)

Medic: f-
Jaden has left.
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: Whoa.
Jaden has joined.
darkstar: yes. *kicks jaden in the groin*
English_Ninja: That's one powerful letter right there.
Medic: It seems that it was shortened to f-
Medic: instead of 'fuck'
Jaden has left.
English_Ninja: ...
Jaden has joined.
English_Ninja: MEDIC. D:<
Medic: Or not...
Jaden: *Fake dragon balls block*
Jaden: You kicked me when I was down...
Medic: ...EN, where was the soap again?
Jaden: Now it's my turn, I ACTIVATE FLYING KAIBA EGO!!!
darkstar: *summons the black star dragon* I WISH JADEN WAS VULNERABLE!
Medic: The one that I can use to clean my mouth?
Medic: Where is it?
Jaden: TRAP CARD!
darkstar: I SUMMON A DEMI-GOD TO THE FIELD IN ATTACK MODE!
Medic: JINZO
Medic: BEEP!
Viewtiful_Zan: Black Star Dragons are for losers.
darkstar: ATTACK JADEN DIRECTLY!
Viewtiful_Zan: Real men use the Pink Star Dragon.
Medic: ...
Jaden: KAIBA'S EGO HAS CRUSHED 99.9% OF YOUR LIFEPOINTS meaning you can't attack me directly.
Chat-Admin: I activate...
Chat-Admin: This.
Viewtiful_Zan: Because Real Men are Secure In Their Sexuality.
Medic: KAIBA'S EGO Isn't in here
darkstar: oh crap.
Jaden has left.
Medic: I checked
Jaden has joined.
Medic: And not crap seems to DC him
Chat-Admin: BEHOLD, MY MAGIC CARD
Medic: ...\
Chat-Admin: CHEATING
Jaden: >_<
darkstar: YAY TWI!
darkstar: i win the duel by default jaden.
Wooga has joined.
darkstar: heya w00ga.
Medic: Twi, just saying the f word kicks Jaden out of the chat
Medic: W00g4!
Wooga: One more time I sware
darkstar: w00g4 is gonna kill us now.
Jaden: You may have beaten me this time, but next time I'll be back. WITH THE OTHER JADEN!!!! Muhahahah.
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: FUCK
Medic: ...
Jaden has left.
Chat-Admin: HA HA
Majin: really? the f word can kick people?
Jaden has joined.
Jaden: *Dies.*>_<
Majin: that is so neat....
Wooga: Due
Medic: It kicks Jaden
Chat-Admin: That's awesome
darkstar: *rofls*
Wooga: Do it Majin
Tony_Kakko: http://z3.invisionfree.com/Last_Lights/ind...view=getnewpost
Tony_Kakko: YAY.,'
Tony_Kakko: Crap.
Tony_Kakko: YAY.
Majin: the f word.... fart
Jaden: I'm glad you all want to do me... but it get's kinda tiring...
Chat-Admin: Hmm
Chat-Admin: I wonder-
Chat-Admin: ASS
Wooga: Say it again
darkstar: -_-;
Chat-Admin: No...
English_Ninja: ...
Chat-Admin: SHIT?
Chat-Admin: Hmm
Jaden has left.
Chat-Admin: Aha.
Jaden has joined.
Kazuhiro: hai guyse
darkstar: FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Jaden: >_<
Medic: Hmm kicks him out!
Medic: ...
English_Ninja: What are we doing here ...
Medic: Or not
Majin: so we gonna test other swear words?
Medic: Twi is testing
Majin: bitch
Jaden: They're doing me again...
Chat-Admin: We're seeing what words kick Jaden
Majin: bastard
Chat-Admin: Hmmm
Jaden has left.
English_Ninja: ....
Medic: ...
Chat-Admin: ...
Jaden has joined.
Wooga: I think that's one
Kazuhiro: holy crap
Jaden: Woah...
darkstar: ok. this is just hilarious.
Kazuhiro: this is friggin awesome
Chat-Admin: Bas^ard XD
Majin: so one b word works but not the other?
Jaden has left.
Wooga: This is kinda funny
Jaden has joined.
Medic: ...
Kazuhiro: what was that?
Chat-Admin: ...
Kazuhiro: what word kicked him that time?
Viewtiful_Zan: This is....Very familiar....Didn' this happen before?
Medic:  Chat-Admin: Bas^ard XD Majin: so one b word works but not the other?
Wooga: Bastar
Kazuhiro: bas-ard?
Kazuhiro: nope
Jaden: Yes... This happened before.
Chat-Admin: None of those...
Chat-Admin: Hmmm
darkstar: FAT BASTARD!
Majin: basturd
Tony_Kakko: Cunt
Kazuhiro: I bet it was crap
Medic: No
Majin: dick
Jaden: Okay...
Medic: It must have been
Chat-Admin: Hmm
Tony_Kakko: CUNTFUCK
Jaden has left.
Chat-Admin: Ah well.
darkstar: *starts singing the F-word*
Chat-Admin: ...
Tony_Kakko: HAHAHA
Jaden has joined.
Tony_Kakko: CUNTFUCK
Jaden has left.
Tony_Kakko: HAHAHAHA
Kazuhiro: XD
Chat-Admin: Okay, stop
Wooga: Who's Tony
Kazuhiro: that's enough
Jaden has joined.
Tony_Kakko: That was good.
Tony_Kakko: You have to admit.
darkstar: nevar!
Medic: That was Hiko
Wooga: Not really
Majin: wow, he's gonna get kicked all the time, just by accident
Tony_Kakko: ZERO'S.
Tony_Kakko: DAD.
Jaden: Yeah.
Tony_Kakko: SAID.
Chat-Admin: Well, f-
Chat-Admin: Er
Tony_Kakko: THAT>
Tony_Kakko: XD
Chat-Admin: I mean
Chat-Admin: Well, crap
Tony_Kakko: XDDDD
Wooga: Damn
Jaden: Don't worry about it.
Tony_Kakko: Is Va-JJ a curse?
Medic: Twi, can you make it so that Hiko gets kicked when someone says Hiko?
Tom has joined.
Wooga: Thank god I can still say Damn
Chat-Admin: Now we have to cut back on our swearing
Chat-Admin: :<
English_Ninja: ...
Tom: So, I'm back
Jaden has left.
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: WHAT THE FUCK
Kazuhiro: ...
Kazuhiro: whoa
Tom: Yo?
DNR: Hey Kaz
DNR: Can we duel?
Kazuhiro: hai
Medic: Tom set it off
Chat-Admin: Delayed kick?
Majin: no, I think him getting kicked often is fine....
Medic: Bad tom
Viewtiful_Zan: Tom?!?!?!
Kazuhiro: duel? Sorry, I'm busy
DNR: Shury says you kick butt but I wanna see it for myself
Tom: Yes. Tom
Tom: Hello
DNR: Alright
Kazuhiro: more to the point, I'm at school
Lunar: ???
Viewtiful_Zan: TOM?!?!?!?

That is epic.
I said 'cuntfuck' and OUT HE GOES.