Random Outtakes

*Sees and then disappears*

Non-Existant Jaden: Good job, Hiko.

Oh... dear lord...
My lungs... they burn from so much laughter...

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Aegis: I can help you, Steve
PaladinGC: PA
PA_Master: XD
Aegis: Just take this blue pill
Aegis: :'D
PaladinGC: XD
Aegis: It's not poisonous or anything, I swear
Aegis: :'D
PA_Master: PREEMPTIVE EMOTICON IS... preemptive, and stuff.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Is it a suppository?
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: OH GOD.
PA_Master: XD
Aegis: ...No, why?
Aegis: ;;>>
SpaceMonkeySteve: bumme... I MEAN. GOOD. DAMN GOOD. MANLY MAN MAN.
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: *Tempted to quote that*
Aegis: Quote it.
SpaceMonkeySteve: No PA, then people will question my awesomeness.
PA_Master: But remember, it's all a dream.
Aegis: Let them see the true face of Shteef
PA_Master: Wake up, and eat some Cap'n Crunch.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Oh yeah!
SpaceMonkeySteve: I SEE THE LIGHT
PA_Master: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: AND IN THAT LIGHT, I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
PA_Master: *Quoted*

Win.

THE DOG... DISAPPROVES OF TRAINERS' MASS LACK OF COORDINATION.

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PA_Master: LULZ ARE HAD.
PA_Master: XD
English_Ninja: THE DOG CAN KISS MY ASS.
PA_Master: I APPROVE.
PA_Master: XD
Nalerenn: THE DOG DOES SO.
PA_Master: ...
English_Ninja: .....
PA_Master: [creepy]
English_Ninja: THE DOG SUFFERS A MAJOR TAIL-KICKING FROM THE NINJA.
PA_Master: XD
English_Ninja: THE DOG SLINKS AWAY IN DEFEAT.
PA_Master: [/creepy]
Nalerenn: THE DOG MAY ALSO HUMP YOUR LEG.
English_Ninja: THE NINJA REMAINS VICTORIOUS.
PA_Master: .....
English_Ninja: THE NINJA ADOPTS THE THIRD-PERSON TREND/
Nalerenn: THE PIRATE APPEARS.
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: Wait...
Shin: THE ROBOT APPEARS
English_Ninja: THE NINJA ANNIHILATES THE PIRATE WITH A WELL-PLACED GLARE.
Shin: THE ROBOT ASSISSTS
PA_Master: THE PA PULLS OUT "POWERCANNON"
Shin: ...
PA_Master: THE PA USES "BFG"
Nalerenn: THE PIRATE STEALS THE NINJA'S BOOTY AND SETS SAIL ON THE HIGH SEAS.
PA_Master: 500 DAMAGE IN A STRAIGHT LINE.
PA_Master: PIERCING.
English_Ninja: THE NINJA GIVES THE PA A HARD TIME FOR STEALING THE NINJA'S RECENTLY ADOPTED THIRD-PERSON TREND.
Shin: YOU DIDN'T USE THE SHINING BEFOREHAND
PA_Master: Shin, that's because it's two turns from now.
PA_Master: Two.
Shin: PA'S PA THEREFORE FAILS
PA_Master: Next turn, he sta...
PA_Master: OH CRAP.
PA_Master: DX
PA_Master: PA SUMMONS A POWERSHOT BUSTER AND A POWERBOLT BUSTER...
Nalerenn: THE PIRATE STABS PA.
Shin: ...
PA_Master: DRAWN TOGETHER ABOVE HIS HEAD, THEY BEGIN TO GLOW WITH A STRANGE LIGHT.
Nalerenn: WITH HIS CANNONS.
PA_Master: *PA'S BARRIER COUNTERS*
Nalerenn: BECAUSE THE PIRATE IS THAT LEET.
Shin: ...
PA_Master: (Activate PA? Y/N)
Nalerenn: THE PIRATE CRAPS HIMSELF.
Shin: Are you Voltman or PA now?
English_Ninja: Y
English_Ninja: YYYYYYYYY
Nalerenn: N! N!N!N!N!N!N!NN!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!!N-DUEL!
English_Ninja: .....
PA_Master: PA POINTS THE GUNS bARREL RIGHT AT THE PIRATE'S FACE.
PA_Master: PA FIRES.
English_Ninja: [chops Nal's head in half with a thrown playing card]
PA_Master: (Mods, did it hit?)
Shin: ...
English_Ninja: [throws dice]
Nalerenn: I summon Pink Eyes Gay Dragon! I attack EN's sexuality directly!
Shin: POINT BLANK
English_Ninja: THE NINJA DECREES THAT THE ATTACK DID INDEED MAKE CONTACT.
English_Ninja: ....
Nalerenn: THE PIRATE SAYS OW.
English_Ninja: THE NINJA HAS NO SEXUALITY TO ATTACK.
PA_Master: NALERENN IS THROWN BACKWARDS?
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: Wait, what?
PA_Master: EN IS GENDERLESS?
Shin: NALERENN CRASHES INTO A WALL
Shin: No
PA_Master: : 0
English_Ninja: Practically.
Shin: she's asexual
PA_Master: XD
English_Ninja: Both, really.
PA_Master: Reproduction through budding?
English_Ninja: No reproduction whatsoever.
PA_Master: OH GOD.
English_Ninja: ...
Nalerenn: So if I were to grab your crotch, I'd get the meat-and-veg AND a camel-tow?
English_Ninja: Ew.
Shin: I'm adopted
PA_Master: ENGLISH NINJA CLONES.
Shin: remember
Nalerenn: *toe
PA_Master: EVERYWHERE.
English_Ninja: .....
PA_Master: IDENTICAL TO THE ORIGINAL.
Shin: AND JUST AS AWESOME
English_Ninja: If you were to grab my crotch, I'd leave a giant crater in your face.
Nalerenn: Wait a sec...
English_Ninja: THE NINJA AND THE NINJA'S CLONES WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Nalerenn: My time playing Pokemon has taught me one thing...
PA_Master: CANADA'S DOMINATION... IS NOW ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
Shin: ...
PA_Master: THE WORLD WILL FOLLOW.
Shin: WORLD
Nalerenn: Legendary pokemon are genderless, therefore ...
Nalerenn: EN IS A LEGENDARY POKEMON!
Shin: ........................................
PA_Master: Or a Ditto.
Shin: <enables a capture protect on EN>
Nalerenn: I CHOOSE YOU, LUCARIO!
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: THE NINJA CHOOSES YOU, LUDICOLO!
Nalerenn: *cougheventhoughIonlyhaveRiolucough*
English_Ninja: AYE AYE AYE!
PA_Master: SILLY SHIN, THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT SOMETHING FROM BEING CAPTURED IS TO SLAP THE POKEBALL AWAY WITH UNGODLY SPEED!
Nalerenn: ES TIEMPO PARA LA FIESTA!
Shin: SHOOP DA WOOPA
PA_Master: ALL TRAINERS ARE INHERENTLY ABLE TO DO SO.
Shin: ...
PA_Master: NINJA REFLEXES, FOR ALL.
Shin: Who said I was a trainer?
PA_Master: I didn't.
Nalerenn: OMFG SHIN IS ARCEUS!
Shin: GOOD
PA_Master: But silly Shin, it's the only way!
Shin: ...
Shin: PA
Nalerenn: Actually, PA...
PA_Master: ONLY WAY.
Nalerenn: If there are two wild pokemon on screen at one time, you can't aim
PA_Master: Right.
Shin: I can do that ungodly speed move anyway
PA_Master: So...
Nalerenn: Seriously
Nalerenn: It's stupid, but true
Shin: I was like
PA_Master: Trainers are coordinated enough to slap away speeding pokeballs...
Shin: "DAMMIT! KILL THE BUNEARY SO I CAN CATCH THE BLOODY MISDREAVUS"
PA_Master: But they can't take aim at one pokemon in a two pokemon battle?
Nalerenn: It's like your trainer goes 'Oh no! There's two of them! If only I were able to choose which one to aim at, I'd catch them!'
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: CONTRADICTION.
English_Ninja has left.
Shin: ...
Shin: OVERRULED
PA_Master: OVERRULE IS POCKET VETOED.
PA_Master: IDEA IS PASSED.
Shin: NO BLOODY OBJECTIONS IN MY COURT HOUSE
PA_Master: NO OBJECTION.
Shin: ...
Shin: @_@
PA_Master: JUST CONTRADICTION.
Shin: I'm tired
Nalerenn: Also, GTS is major suck
PA_Master: XD
Shin: I need some food
Shin: <leaves>
PA_Master: This is hilarious.
PA_Master: Should I quote?
Nalerenn: I checked it today since I wanted a Luxio
Shin: Yeah
Shin: ...
PA_Master: *Quoted*

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commondragon: and pally
commondragon: for the record
commondragon: I do make my cheat bosses-somewhat beatable
commondragon: I just do it for the background of theirs
commondragon: all for the plot sir
commondragon: all for the plot
Harbin: -_-;
PaladinGC: .........
Harbin: 'All for me to beat your head in'
commondragon: yes
PaladinGC: XD
PaladinGC: QUOTED!

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Skyrender: it'll basically determine your future in the RP
Tom: Woot. And I died of food poisoning. Awesome

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Sora-Chan: the whole political correctness shit is causing more problems than what its work
Sora-Chan: worth*
Diva: So true...
Majin: they kill politics
Sora-Chan: examples... people are making a easy buck off of people who dont deserve to get in trouble
Sora-Chan: also its only encouraging people to use those terms..
Majin: ..............................................................
Medic: They took that one off because of 9/11 I think
Sora-Chan: like for an example..
Diva: *Listens to Foamy Rant*
Majin: yeah
Majin: so you like it foamy
Sora-Chan: note... I am not using the following term in any dirogatory sense..
Sora-Chan: but as a mere example..
Sora-Chan: the word Nigger is one of those "do not say words" and look at what it has become..
Sora-Chan: even white trash are calling themselves niggers
Medic: It became a word that FZ says
Majin: they did an episode of the boondocks on the n word
Sora-Chan: personally..
Sora-Chan: no word out there s bad unless its used in a way to be mean to someone
commondragon: So
commondragon: Any word...
Sora-Chan: its just that people are so easily offended by one word..
commondragon: can be a bad word....
Sora-Chan: basically
commondragon: good
Sora-Chan: heres a example for an exmperiment
Majin: commondragon is now a bad word
commondragon: HEY
Majin: for it offends me
commondragon: Im sorry
Majin: quiet, commondragon!
commondragon: HEY
Majin: see, I used it in a mean context?
commondragon: DONT USE MAH INTERNET NAME AS A BAD wORD
Majin: thus it shall forever be a curse word
Medic: ...
Sora-Chan: tell a christian crusader that recently people have been using bunbuns as a secret word for sex and i'm almost willing to bet that in a year it would be wrong to say bunbuns and people would begin to use it for when they mean sex
Medic: The word 'word' offends me
commondragon: XD
Majin: you know what that makes you then, Medic?
Majin: a commondragon
commondragon: HEY
Sora-Chan: seriously... try it.. lets see what the results are
Medic: D:
commondragon: *slaps majin*
Medic: But, I don't want to be one!
commondragon: yes you do
commondragon: Because majin is nothing but a HUMAN
Majin: what do I care about your opinion for? you're just a commondragon
Tonedeaf: Sora... Please don't suggest that word.
commondragon: Two can play at that game stupid human
Majin: no, I'm a majin
Sora-Chan: why?
Sora-Chan: it'd be funny as hell
Tonedeaf: It'll cause a riot from all the Sluggites.
Sora-Chan:
Majin: bunbuns
Medic: ...
Sora-Chan: .. sluggites?
commondragon: not with me human
Majin: want to go behind the bushes and have some bunbuns?
Braden has joined.
commondragon: *slaps*
commondragon: NO
Majin: people will think I'm serving cinnamonbuns....
commondragon: Stop with your stupiudity human
Medic: Well, if you don't like commondragon >_> Then you must not like things created by a CommonDragon >_>
Tonedeaf: http:\\www.sluggy.com
commondragon: ....
commondragon: Its all one word
Sora-Chan: Braden, just so you kow whats going on... Majn is trying to get common to go behind a bush and have some bunbuns
commondragon: stop capitalizing the D
Tonedeaf: Read the comic....
Majin: it is the perfect plan to get people to agree to sex without knowing it....
Sora-Chan: together
commondragon: you stupid human
commondragon: Also
Majin: and thus get peppersprayed and slapped
commondragon: Im quoting this
Majin: by the way, I'm bugging you, commondragon
Diva: back! I was laughing.
Sora-Chan: so.. why would it be a problem tone?
Diva: kind of lost track of the chat.
Medic: Bend over Common >_>
commondragon: ...
Majin: I dont want bunbuns from him
commondragon: Dude no
Tonedeaf: One of the coolest characters is named Bunbun.
Medic: I need to ram Runeknight's spear into you...
Majin: I was saying that as a general statement that could be used to ask for sex
commondragon: WE MUST SUE
Tonedeaf: ...
Sora-Chan: >.>
Medic: ...
Tonedeaf: They had trademark for much longer.
Sora-Chan: that character can becom the maskot then!
Medic: We must ban the word Commondragon.
Tonedeaf: Common....
Tonedeaf: Besides....
Majin: ask a pimp if he has gotten any fresh bunbuns lately.... cause you dont like the old stale ones
Sora-Chan: actually you cant have a trademark on a name
Tonedeaf: If anyone is liable to be sued.
Sora-Chan: or a word unless its unique
Sora-Chan: bunbuns isnt unique
Sora-Chan: if i remeber thera re donuts called such
Sora-Chan: and they've been around longer than that comic
Tonedeaf: It would be our site for using all the MMBN paraphenalia (sp?).
commondragon: Wait
Majin: take a time machine and copyright the name before they do
commondragon: MMBN is like a drug?
Medic: ...Daisy wants some bunbuns... if they are donuts...
Marowser has joined.
commondragon: oh
Tonedeaf: *headdesk*
commondragon: We've got some donuts
Majin: ............................
commondragon: sorr
Sora-Chan: god i love this chat
commondragon: sorry
Diva: Umm...
Diva: Marowser?
commondragon: Trying to make a joke out of it
Medic: DNR
Tonedeaf: Common.... You're doing it again.
Majin: hey, DNR, want some bunbuns? just ask Sora for some
Diva: Is that a Marowack and Boswer fused or something?
Medic: ...
Tonedeaf: You're lowering my IQ by talking.
Sora-Chan: only this chat can you go from pokemon, to PC crap, to sex, and then to donuts
Majin: cause she is now the Mistriss of Bunbuns
Sora-Chan: seriously.. thats why i love this chat
Diva: That makes this the most Epic shiz ever Sora! XDDD
Medic: And now back to bunbuns.
Tonedeaf: For the love of all that is holy or unholy, whichever works better, STOP!
commondragon: Quoted

...
Epic Lulz.

I feel so left out. I can't get onto the Chat with a Mac. :,D

not part of the chat but related to it anyways

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(02:59:30 PM) Sora-Chan: http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNe...post&p=12998015
(02:59:41 PM) Sora-Chan: read that post and you'll get a idea on the chat
(03:02:13 PM) Raptor: ....wow....
(03:02:25 PM) Sora-Chan: yep. love that last line i made in it
(03:02:34 PM) Raptor: me, sarge, flash, ari..hell even darth..we're normal in comparision
(03:02:40 PM) Sora-Chan: yep
(03:02:57 PM) Raptor: *tear* I feel so normal
(03:03:06 PM) Sora-Chan: for once in you rlife in how many years?
(03:03:14 PM) Raptor: quite a few
(03:03:17 PM) Raptor: that's for damn certain
(03:03:31 PM) Sora-Chan: qouted

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Rai-Rai has left.
darkstar has left.
commondragon: *hides disconnect ray*
PaladinGC: XD
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: That's the most useful thing I've ever seen you do, Common.
commondragon: thanks, I think
PaladinGC: *quotes this*

XD

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Nalerenn: Just the scream
Nalerenn: And 'UGUUUUUUUUU!'
Shurdock: After listening to that...
Shurdock: Try to listen to this.
Shurdock: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7HU1s_W8qvU
Bomber has joined.
Shurdock: It's the dub.
Nalerenn: ... *cringe*
Skull_Joke: Urk!
Skull_Joke: *critical hit*
Shurdock: >:3
Nalerenn: Time to counter-attack!
Skull_Joke: Yosh!
Nalerenn: *pulls back fist*
Nalerenn: FALCON...
Nalerenn: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!
Skull_Joke: *lights hand on fire*
Skull_Joke: BASTAH...
Skull_Joke: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!
Nalerenn: KINGU KITTAN! GIGA... DURILLU ... BRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAH!
Shurdock: KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Shurdock: CHECK OUT MY EXTRA LARGE SPIRIT BOMB!
Skull_Joke: Reflector.
Shurdock: DESTRUCTO DISC!
Shurdock: CROSS ARM ATTACK!
Nalerenn: CHOUGINGA ... GIGA DURILLU ... BREAAAAAAAAAKAAAAH!
Shurdock: GALLIC GUN!
Nalerenn: LAGGAN ... IMPACTOOOOOOO!
Skull_Joke: MASENKO!
Shurdock: CHOCOLATE BEAM!
Nalerenn: ROYAL RAINBOW!
Skull_Joke: SHOOP DAH WOOP!
Shurdock: ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
Nalerenn: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
Skull_Joke: EYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYAEYA!
Nalerenn: AYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYE!
Shurdock: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
Nalerenn: ZA WARUDO!
Skull_Joke: MUSHIRA SHIRA, IGENZUUUUUUUU!
Nalerenn: FALCON PAAAANCH!
commondragon: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skull_Joke: KAPTAN FALCON!
Nalerenn: *insert awesome music*
Shurdock: FRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nalerenn: Should've been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Shurdock: I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!
Skull_Joke: o.o
Shurdock: THIS ENDS NOW!
Nalerenn: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!
Nalerenn: Where is that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?!
Skull_Joke: PASTA MACHINE!
Nalerenn: WHAT IS A MAN?
Skull_Joke: KILIMANJARO!
Nalerenn: BURN TO THE GROUND! </Flame Hyenard>
Skull_Joke: A PILE OF SECRETS!
Shurdock: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
Nalerenn: I'LL KILL YOU TO PIECES!
Shurdock: KAAAAAKAAAAROOOOOT!
Skull_Joke: People die when they are killed.
Nalerenn: BLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nalerenn: YELLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Skull_Joke: Dang.
Aim has joined.
Nalerenn: EVEN ELECTRONIC PANCAKE BRAIN CRYSTAL ELDERLY!
Skull_Joke: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Skull_Joke: SUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMONSUMMON
Nalerenn: IF THERE'S A HOLE, IT'S A GUYS JOB TO THRUST INTO IT!
Aim: I see blue! I see white! I see parrot!
Nalerenn: DURO! MONSTAH CAHDO!
Nalerenn: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Skull_Joke: YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
Nalerenn: I AM ERROR!
Aim: A A B B MIGI A A B B A
Skull_Joke: Gah...
Skull_Joke: I'm out...
Skull_Joke: Uguuuu...
Nalerenn: I'm not =p
Nalerenn: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

Yohohohoho! Innuendo!

this happened yestrerday and i've been saving it so i didnt end up double posting or editing ^^;

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Sora-Chan: warning...
Sora-Chan: warning...
Sora-Chan: Incoming Enemy
Sora-Chan: battle stations
Sora-Chan: coming in... 5....
Sora-Chan: 4.....
Sora-Chan: 3....
Sora-Chan: 2....
Sora-Chan: 34234....
Sora-Chan: 1.....
Sora-Chan: 0!
PaladinGC: *walks in*
PaladinGC: *waves*
Sora-Chan: FIRE!
PaladinGC: O.O
PaladinGC: *shot*
Maarten: XD
Sora-Chan: .. ok who fired that shot? i didnt hear any guns go off
Maarten: It's awesome to hear Goku go 'ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!' when punching fast. :'D
Sora-Chan: or did Pally just HSS?
PaladinGC: .....?
Sora-Chan: correction SHS
Sora-Chan: theres SHC which is Spontaneous Human Combustion
Sora-Chan: then theres SHS which is Spontaneous Human Shooting
Sora-Chan: which.. oddly probably happens more often in this chat than anything else >.>
PaladinGC: XD
Sora-Chan: ... should I quote that?
PaladinGC: If you like. XD
Sora-Chan: oh wait i cant... it would end up being a double post if i did..
PaladinGC: Just edit it in. >>
Sora-Chan: <.<

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Harbin: Heya.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Yort.
SpaceMonkeySteve: I have bad news.
Aim: Well, later. But first, what's the news?
SpaceMonkeySteve: So I was cruising through the Admin CP, cuz that's what us Admins do.
SpaceMonkeySteve: And I see "1 User awaiting Validation"
SpaceMonkeySteve: So I click the link, and see a user waiting for my approval.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Something about it doesn't seem right. The email...
SpaceMonkeySteve: It looks... familiar, some how.
SpaceMonkeySteve: So I do a user check.
SpaceMonkeySteve: And, nope, no hits.
SpaceMonkeySteve: So I'm about to click "Approve."
SpaceMonkeySteve: But I can't shake the feeling.
SpaceMonkeySteve: So I do an IP check, too.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Boy, I'm glad I did.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Lo and behold, the user trying to register shares an IP with another member.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Just one other.
SpaceMonkeySteve: And his name is...
SpaceMonkeySteve: Darkrai.
Harbin: !!!
Harbin: INTRIGUE
Harbin: ROMANCE
Harbin: ACTION
Aim: SUSPENSE
Harbin: DRAMA
Aim: LUST
Aim: POWER
Harbin: MURDER
Aim: CONQUEST
Aim: AMBITION
Aim: DOMINANCE
Aim: ...
Harbin: Dammit Aim, I was going to put in dominance.
Harbin: ;~;
SpaceMonkeySteve: I think I might just quote that.

WORRY NOT, FRIENDS. FOR HIS PITIFUL ATTACKS HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY YOUR MIGHTY ADMINISTRATOR.

Holy shit on a biscuit, Shteef, you saved my life. I was betting that the first thing Darkrai would say if he ever came back on was:

"WTF Foenix you havent done chapter 2 of Darkfall. Nao Im gonna bitch at u forevr to maek it until its done. Than Ill bitch at u to maek chapter 3."

Or something to that degree.

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Asator: *still supports Sora x Lori*
Knight: *doodles Jekyll&Hyde *
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: D:<
Sora-Chan: he said it! not me!
Knight: ...
English_Ninja: ..............
English_Ninja: D:<
English_Ninja: [races for Admin Console]
Sora-Chan: blame him! blame hiiiiiim!
Sock: ...
Asator has left.
Asator has joined.
English_Ninja: [wields Soulbreaker]
Asator: Actually scratch that, Lori's the more violent one.  She'd probably seme.
English_Ninja: [Heatforger's counterpart]
Diva: Could've been worse....
Diva: Could've been an optomistic Lori...
Knight: *equips heartcalibur*
English_Ninja: ...
Sora-Chan: .. Seme?
Asator: dominate, if you must
Sora-Chan: ah the whole S&M stuff
Asator: Yeah.
Sora-Chan: >.>
Sora-Chan: <.<
Sora-Chan: who says i dont like to get dominated?
English_Ninja: ...............
Sock: ...How was pairing up with EN worse then a guy... I mean, she seems cool enought and as long as I don't try anything...
English_Ninja: ...............
Asator: Except not necessarily to that degree.
English_Ninja: [reloads Soulbreaker]
Asator: *loads Heartforger*
English_Ninja: [decides who to annihilate first]
Diva: *scribbles down on paper listening to Sora*
Sora-Chan: *clears text*
Sora-Chan: *
Sora-Chan: yay text cleared
English_Ninja has left.
English_Ninja has joined.
Sora-Chan: ... we scared EN away?
Asator: *first strike*
Sora-Chan: .. nope
English_Ninja: [tries to unjam Soulbreaker]
Diva: Sora, I've deducted two things....
English_Ninja: DAMN IT DAMN IT
Diva: One...you're working in a cubical....
English_Ninja: DAMNED NEW GUNS
Sora-Chan: strike one
Diva: two....you work in the Playboy mansion...
Sora-Chan: strike two
Nachahmen--FZ: XD
English_Ninja: ....
English_Ninja: "Work"?
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: In what sense?
Nachahmen--FZ: She's a receptionist.
English_Ninja: .........oh.
Sora-Chan: nope
Sora-Chan: work as in i look busy on the computer
Nachahmen--FZ: ROFL
Sora-Chan: i get payed to be on a crappy computer and chatting my day away!
Sora-Chan: 7.50 a hour!
Diva: 7.50?
Diva: I make 14 doing that....
English_Ninja: ...Playboy pays shit.
Sora-Chan: or was it 7.75
Nachahmen--FZ: I've been doing that for the last two days as a front to talk with Claudie without leading anyone in the house onto the thought that I'm in a relationship.
Asator: Then how do you manage to try and make all these forum yaoi pairings, thus forcing me to pair you with Lori?
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: !
English_Ninja: [has managed to unjam Soulbreaker]
Diva: Not smart....
English_Ninja: [aims]
Asator has left.
English_Ninja: [fires]
Nachahmen--FZ: XD
Asator has joined.
English_Ninja has left.
Nachahmen--FZ: XDXD
Asator: COUNTERATTACK
English_Ninja has joined.
Nachahmen--FZ: XDXDXD
English_Ninja: [reloads]
Diva: *ducks for cover*
Asator: *same*
Knight: QUICK ASATOR
English_Ninja has left.
Sora-Chan: .. ok is someone keeping a copy of all this for the random quote thread?
Knight: FRC IT INTO A AN IK COMBO
Diva: ROFL!
Nachahmen--FZ: rofl indeed, good sir.
Asator: Hee hee.
Sora-Chan: someone better be keeping this for the outtake thread!
English_Ninja has joined.
English_Ninja: [returns, bleeding]
Asator: Are you okay?
Sora-Chan: quick! get EN some bats!
English_Ninja: [has taken several bullet wounds by this time]
English_Ninja: BUSTAH
English_Ninja: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!
Asator: BASTAH WOOLF!
Diva: I am!
Asator has left.
Diva: Wait til it's over...
Asator has joined.
Asator: *is slow*
Knight: DREAM CANCEL!
English_Ninja has left.
Sock: ...
Asator: *bam*
English_Ninja has joined.
Sora-Chan: .... ok this is gonna be fun to reread in the outtake thread
Sock: *Protects EN*
English_Ninja: ...
Asator: *aims*
English_Ninja: NO MEDIC
English_Ninja: [aims Soulbreaker over Medic's shoulder]
Sock has left.
English_Ninja has left.
Sora-Chan: .... hehehe..
English_Ninja has joined.
Asator: DOUBLE KILL
English_Ninja: MEDIC
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English_Ninja: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Diva: The bullet went through...
English_Ninja: ;~~~~;
English_Ninja: [requisite emo death scene]
Sora-Chan:  use his corpse!
Asator: *bites Planey*
Sora-Chan: as a sheild!
One_Dead_Medic: *Turns Emo over own death*
Asator: *rips dead Planey's head off*
One_Dead_Medic: Asator, get away from down there >_>
English_Ninja: .....
Asator: *claims the hat*
Sora-Chan: *throws Common in the path of the cross fire*
One_Dead_Medic: Too bad I have the hat hidden
English_Ninja: [puts Soulbreaker to the back of Brian's head]
English_Ninja: [shadowy-eyes]
Asator has left.
English_Ninja: [reloads]
Asator has joined.
One_Dead_Medic: Yay! EN Advanged me!
English_Ninja has left.
Sora-Chan: its avenge
Asator: avenged, Planey
English_Ninja has joined.
English_Ninja: [drags self in]
One_Dead_Medic: Yay! People corrected my spelling!
English_Ninja: [now peppered with bullet wounds]
Asator: *grins*
Diva: Come on head shot!
English_Ninja: [tries to lift Soulbreaker, but her arm's too messed up]
Sora-Chan: *retries throwing common into the path of the cross fire*
One_Dead_Medic: ...
Sora-Chan: free kill!
One_Dead_Medic: !
One_Dead_Medic: *Helps EN Aim*
English_Ninja has left.
Asator: TOO SLOW
Asator: BAHAHAHAHA
Sora-Chan: .. you missed!
Sora-Chan: youre suppose to shoot common!
commondragon has left.
Sora-Chan: thank you
Asator: There we go.
Sora-Chan: ^^
English_Ninja has joined.
English_Ninja: [can't even lift Soulbreaker anymore]
One_Dead_Medic: *Helps EN Aim*
English_Ninja: [nor pull the trigger]
One_Dead_Medic: ...
One_Dead_Medic: *Pulls it for EN*
English_Ninja: ....th-thus.....
Asator: Heh heh heh heh...
English_Ninja: I....d-die...
English_Ninja: [prepares]
Sora-Chan: no!
Knight: ...
Knight: die?
Sora-Chan: EN!
Knight: No you don't
Asator: *Kira laugh*
Sora-Chan: dont die! you just cant!
Knight: you collapse from exhaustion
Sora-Chan: .. ok thats it..
Knight: Which leavesyoudefenseless
English_Ninja: [whips Soulbreaker up]
Asator has left.
Sora-Chan: I'm going Kefka!
One_Dead_Medic: ...We are both dead, we are dead buddies EN!
English_Ninja: HA HA, MOTHERFUCKE5R.
Asator has joined.
One_Dead_Medic: XD
Sora-Chan: *goes Kefka on Asator*
Asator: mm hmm hmm...hehehehe...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
English_Ninja has left.
Sora-Chan: ... dangit i need to convence twi to make me a chat mod >.>
Soulbroken has joined.
One_Dead_Medic: It seems those acting lessions paid off EN
Soulbroken: ........
Asator: Ask if you can to deal with a certain person who's really friggin annoying.  Might work.
Soulbroken: bastard really got me that time
One_Dead_Medic: ...
Soulbroken: ...
One_Dead_Medic: Her font! It- it isn't bold anymore!
Soulbroken: I managed to fuse with the Soulbreaker just in time
Soulbroken: ....
Soulbroken: so now I'm Zetta-the-rifle
Asator: And with that, I leave you all.  *fades into the shadows, laughing*
Soulbroken: COME BACK HERE
Asator has left.
One_Dead_Medic: ...can I weild you EN?
Soulbroken: [flops around ineffectually]
Soulbroken: ....
Soulbroken: Hell no.
Soulbroken: ...he's gone now, anyway...
One_Dead_Medic: ...
Soulbroken: ...
One_Dead_Medic: ;~;
Soulbroken: I'd better quote this, huh?
One_Dead_Medic: *Runs under the couch to cry*
Soulbroken: OH SHIT, we lost most of it...
Soulbroken: ....
Soulbroken: I'm out of ammo, anyway.
Diva: Alraedy have....
Sora-Chan: i think diva was keeping a record
Diva: already*

...
Mod wars. Geez.

Finally Caught on Logs, what Chat Mods do when no one is around!

or thats what the title of that should of been


EDIT as of 2-21-08 9:06AM AKST

Quote ()

Asator: Yep, this place is dead.
Asator: *leaves for food*
Chat-Admin: >>
Chat-Admin: NEVER DEAD
Chat-Admin: ONLY SLEEPING
KamikazeLord: I'm trying to find a lighter.
*Omnipotient voice echos* WHO DARE DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
Sora-Chan: o.o the chat! it lives!
KamikazeLord: Kinda
Knight has left.
Random_Female_Wolf has left.
*Goes back to sleep, muttering something about nightmares involving AOLers*

By popular request (of the quotee), quoted:

Quote (When We Die...)

Chat-Admin: Chat-Admin: When I die first thing I'll say is 'WHERE ARE MY WHORES?'
Chat-Admin: Then my wife will pop up next to me and then the second thing I'll say is 'Oh, there's one.'
PA_Master: XD

Quote ()

Sora-Chan: you know...
Sora-Chan: Guys PMS constantly..
Sora-Chan: so often you cant tell when they arent
Fugitive_DNR: THATS NOT TRUE
Sylvester: No, we SMP./
Sora-Chan: ...?
Maarten has left.
DaCommondragon has joined.
You have been expelled by the administrator.
  Disconnected.
Magical_Thokkath: Harr. Almost got me.
Sora-Chan: >.>
darkstar has joined.
Sora-Chan: Hey darkstar
darkstar: hey guys.
You have been expelled by the administrator.
  Disconnected.
  Disconnected.
darkstar has left.
Magical_Thokkath: Ahahahaha!
darkstar has joined.
Sora-Chan: o.o
darkstar: what the fuck!?
Magical_Thokkath: Ahahaha! Told you!
Sora-Chan: that was nice
darkstar: you told me nothing.
DaCommondragon has left.
Sora-Chan: you didnt get kicked
Magical_Thokkath: Youu fell for it.
You have been expelled by the administrator.
  Disconnected.
darkstar has left.
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darkstar: WHAT THE HELL!?
Magical_Thokkath: That's... harsh.
darkstar: WHY AM I BEING KICKED!?
Sora-Chan: ... you arent..
Magical_Thokkath: This... is... GOLD!
darkstar: yes i am/
Sora-Chan: someone gotta quote this
Magical_Thokkath: Done!

Darkstar falls for Sora's bluff. Epically.

Quote (Scaring the Fuck out of EN)

Sora-Chan: you can spawn clones >.>
You logged off.
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
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Maarten: Actually...
Maarten: ...
Chat-Admin: It'd be like Lori's worst nightmare
Sora-Chan: heck, even if its just blue or lunar that gets in here it would freak them out
Maarten: I could give each a Shuryou name.
Hiko: Hey.
Hiko: Twi.
Hiko: I can't anyways.
Hiko: =_=
Maarten: And you could relog with that name.
Chat-Admin: ?
Maarten has left.
Hiko: Password?
Chat-Admin: 'Name taken'?
Chat-Admin: HA HA NO
Shuryou has joined.
Hiko: Exactly.
Hiko: I don't WANT it.
Hiko: =_=
Shuryou: This one is password protected though.
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
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Maarten: Mm?
Maarten: This?
Chat-Admin: Try this:
Shuryou: This is kinda freaky. XD
Shuryou has left.
Chat-Admin: Chаt-Admin
Chat-Admin: Copy and paste it
Ϩhuryou has joined.
Ϩhuryou: A broken Shuryou. : D
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
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Chаt-Admin: Worx.
Chаt-Admin: This
Chаt-Admin: Yeah.
Chat-Admin: Nope
Chat-Admin: Try again
Chаt-Admin: ?
Chаt-Admin: Here, say something.
Chаt-Admin: WAY too light.
Chat-Admin: I use a more lively, less dead purple
Chаt-Admin: This?
Ϩhuryou: OK.
Asator: bargle
Chаt-Admin: mm
Ϩhuryou: <_<
Ϩhuryou: Mods.
Chat-Admin: USE YOUR EYES PLZ
Chаt-Admin: What is it?
Ϩhuryou: Don't kick any Shuryou's coming in, OK?
Asator: There we go.
Ϩhuryou: Want to try something.
Asator: Why not?
Chаt-Admin: Numbers.
Sora-Chan has left.
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Shuryuо has joined.
Shuryuо has left.
Shuryоu has joined.
Chat-Admin: Fourth from the bottom
Chat-Admin: Second to far left purple
Chаt-Admin: this
Freaky_Heat: One of you needs to be Shouryu, like from Flying Dragon : D
Chаt-Admin: this?
Chat-Admin: Er
Chat-Admin: Yeah
Freaky_Heat: BUDABUDABUDABUH BANG, FINAL!
Chat-Admin: There you go
Chаt-Admin: There you go
Ϩhuryou: Damn.
Chаt-Admin: Kay.
Chаt-Admin: OH
Chat-Admin: Wait
Chаt-Admin: ALL SHURS
Ϩhuryou: This isn't easy.
Chаt-Admin: AND ALL ADMINS
ЅҺuryоu has joined.
Chаt-Admin: XD
Shuryоu: Blagh.
Chat-Admin: Now *I* have the wrong color
Chat-Admin: DX
Shuryou: D:<
Chat-Admin: Go one down
Asator: Is this it?
Chat-Admin: And you'll have it
Chаt-Admin: this
Chаt-Admin: ?
Chat-Admin: One down
Chаt-Admin: One down
Chat-Admin: Yeah
Chаt-Admin: Yeah
Chаt-Admin: HAH
Chat-Admin: HAH
Chаt-Admin: We should have everyone mimic.
Asator: Hm...
Chаt-Admin: :'D
ЅҺuryоu: Is this the right text?
Asator: Damn.
Chat-Admin: We should have everyone mimic.
Shuryou: ...
Chаt-Admin: Yup.
Chat-Admin: :'D
Freaky_Heat: What are you guys doing? >,>
Chat-Admin: Yup.
Asator: Hm...
Freaky_Heat: I haven't been keeping up
Ϩhuryou: Mrrrr.
Chat-Admin: *Cackle*
Chаt-Admin: Making lots of Chat-Admins.
Ϩhuryou: Darker red.
Asator: I can't remember, is this the normal font?
Chat-Admin: Making lots of Chat-Admins.
Chаt-Admin: Hm, Twi, give him the thing for it.
Chat-Admin: Yeah
Chat-Admin: It is
English_Ninja has joined.
Chаt-Admin: >_>
Asator has left.
Chat-Admin: ...
ЅҺuryоu: >.>
Chat-Admin: lol no
Asator has joined.
Chаt-Admin: Yeah.
Asator: lolno
Chat-Admin: Asator
Chat-Admin: Try this
English_Ninja: [enters]
English_Ninja: [stares]
Ϩhuryou: >_>
Chat-Admin: HOLY CRAP IT'S HER
Shuryou: >_>
English_Ninja: ......
Chаt-Admin: Oh, fuck.
Asator: <<;;;
English_Ninja: WHY
Shuryоu: >_>
Chаt-Admin: Damn.
English_Ninja: ...
Shuryоu: HI DARLING.
ЅҺuryоu: Hi love!
Chаt-Admin: There goes our surprise.
English_Ninja: [grabs Knight]
Shuryou: SWEETIE!
Asator: LOLNO
English_Ninja: GETTHEFUCKAWAY.
Chаt-Admin: We were in the process.
Ϩhuryou: CUTIE!
Chаt-Admin: HEY EN
Ϩhuryou: ...
ЅҺuryоu: *glomps Lori*
Freaky_Heat: EN :0
Ϩhuryou: >:3
Shuryou has left.
Shuryоu has left.
English_Ninja: [shakes the Hamachi server and its password out of Heat]
Chat-Admin: *Tackles Lori*
Freaky_Heat: DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA?
Chаt-Admin: -tackel-
English_Ninja: [smacks Twi away]
Ϩhuryou: DOTA DOTA DOTA.
Freaky_Heat: I'm actually Aim
English_Ninja: AFTER DINNER
Ϩhuryou: : D
English_Ninja: Not right now
Ϩhuryou: YES PLEASE.
Chаt-Admin: ATTACKKKKKKKK
English_Ninja: But after dinrar
Freaky_Heat: ... Okay
Chat-Admin: *Holds onto Lori's leg*
Ϩhuryou: Where is Caleb actually?
Freaky_Heat: I can eat dinner now :3
Chаt-Admin: -sits on Lori-
Freaky_Heat: When's your dinner?
Ϩhuryou: Hey Lori.
Asator: Hm...
English_Ninja: I got Hamachi, but just give me the server and the address.
Chat-Admin: I'LL BITE YER KNEECAPS
English_Ninja: 6.00.
Freaky_Heat: Let me go ahead and give you the password though
Ϩhuryou: Can I try something?
English_Ninja: [kicks Dan]
Ϩhuryou: With your permission?
Chаt-Admin: OW
Chat-Admin: *Bites Lori's kneecaps*
English_Ninja: ...
Ϩhuryou: See how many Loris I can create.
Freaky_Heat: RERNWC3 is the server
English_Ninja: What are you "trying"?
Asator: *mumbles incoherently*
Freaky_Heat: The password is... "lulz" or something like that
Chаt-Admin: Hah, asator, you've got it wrong.
English_Ninja: [kicks colour out of Brian]
Chat-Admin: We were going to all go Chat-Admin and Shuryou
Chаt-Admin: XD
Freaky_Heat: I actually forgot :'D
Ϩhuryou: Lulz
Chаt-Admin: Yup.
Chаt-Admin: It didn't work.
ЅҺuryоu has left.
Chаt-Admin: D:
Ϩhuryou: With the capital.
Ϩhuryou: Capital-sensitive.
Chat-Admin: And then scare the shit out of you

We tried our best, but she ACTUALLY CAME IN.
D: