Random Outtakes

Quote (lost civilizations)

THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -is in a pit-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -names pit Hikoville-
Freyjador: *Drops boulders on pit*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -random tiny citizens cry in anguish as their homes are destroyed-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -small militia soldiers launch bite-size RPGs at unknown Freyjador-
dark: *drops a nuke on pit*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -throws nuke back out-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -nuke a splode-
Chat-Admin: *Drops cockroaches into the pit*
Freyjador: *Destroys dam and fils pit with water, leaving the orphans inside the orphanage to drown*
Chat-Admin: *Cackles*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -pit turns into a nuclear bunker-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -armed guards stationed at entries-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -mothers and children continue to cry, sheltered inside-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -climbs out of pit-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -slaps Freyjador-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -drops back in-
Chat-Admin: *Pours lava into the pit*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -bubbles-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -little people run around screaming-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -on fire >: D-
Freyjador: Nonono, the orphan master is busy getting drunk and so he locks the children in the orphanage where they drown when the dam breaks.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: AHAHAHAHA
Chat-Admin: Screaming?
Chat-Admin: It'd be instant incineration
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -hair on fire from intense heat-
Chat-Admin: And if not, they'd be dead within 5 seconds
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -Hiko climbs out-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -unharmed-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -throws boulder into pit-
Heat_Sonata: *is intense*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: AHAHA
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -hi5's Heat-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -burns hand D:-
Freyjador: Heat is far too intense for the likes of Hikoville. He should go hang with Lavaman.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: D
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
dark: *PK star storms pit*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: HikoVille is dead.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: D:
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -mourns loss of little friends-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -holds fist up in front of face, swearing vengeance upon the aggressors-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -blames it on ants-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -starts squishing nests-
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -laughs evilly-
dark: *ants start to eat hiko's legs*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: -goes home, cracks open a bottle of scotch, and gets slammed-
Freyjador: Remember Lavaman.Exe? He was awesome for like.......-15 seconds.
Chat-Admin: *A little citizen pops up on Hiko's shoulder, shouting cries about how it survived by clinging to god until the end*
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: AWESOEM
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: AWESOME
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: I'm totally quoting this shit

Quote (RevivedSin)

...
What.
The.
Fuck.
XD

Quote (sexual chat)

iTouch has joined.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtt
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: D':
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Chat-Admin: No no
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Blue's about to lose her virginity.
Chat-Admin: The proper name would be-
Keera: DAmn Twi, You made me feel all good inside about it! XD
Blue: .......
iTouch_Myself has joined.
Blue: Thats what she said.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: TWI
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: EPIC
iTouch: At least I'm not a virgin.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: >.>
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Blue'll have an experienced person with her, at least.
Chat-Admin: At least I'm not Dutch.
Keera has left.
Nalerenn: ...Okay, this calls for a spoof...
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Let her have fun, and some control.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: BURN
Blue: .......
Nalerenn has left.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
iTouchMyselfAtNight has joined.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I couldn't resist...
iTouch: What does being 'Dutch' have to do with this? ._.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XXXXXXXD'
Keera has joined.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: .-.
Keera: I really hate this....
Chat-Admin: You're poking at my faults
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Nice.
Keera: XP
Blue: ARE WE DEBATING WHO I'LL SLEEP WITH FIRST, TWI OR SHUR??!?!??!?!
Blue: AGAIN?!??!?!?
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: No.
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: No.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: We're debating nothing.
iTouch: No.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: You're sleeping with Shur.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Twi's just a virgin.
Keera: Who are you anyway?
iTouch: It's obvious you love me.
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I call dibs on Shur!
Blue: I got confused.WHAT.
Chat-Admin: Pfft
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: SO AM I
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: IT'S OK MAN
Chat-Admin: I prolly wouldn't want to sleep with her anyway
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
Keera: ......
iTouch: I would.
iTouch: I mean...
Chat-Admin: No insult to her
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Good
Blue: .........................
iTouch: Hi guys.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: 'cuz you are.
Chat-Admin: Just not my type
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I would. I mean, I play DnD. What are the chances of me getting any?
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: About mine.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: >.>
iTouch: Now let me finish my new avatar,
Chat-Admin: I don't play DnD.
Blue: For the record, I;m still a virgin.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: 1,5000%
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: LIES
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: LIIIIIIES
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
iTouchMyselfAtNight: If you discount old Lefty, I'm a Virgin
Keera: DnD doesn't mean you won't get any.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: I KNOW EVERYTHING BLUE
Blue: .... Liek you would know.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: EVERYTHING
Blue: HAHHAHAHA.
PaladinGC has left.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP LYING
Keera: Well, living where I live, the chances of you not getting any are slim.
iTouchMyselfAtNight: Keera: I have a 26th LEvel PC
Chat-Admin: So you knew beforehand that I was epic?
iTouchMyselfAtNight: From level 1
Chat-Admin: And besides
Keera: I still can't get over that girl just jumping in my lap and just saying, "Look at me!"
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I think that erases any hope in Hell
Chat-Admin: If I ever get too desparate I'll just hire a hooker
Chat-Admin: This is AMERICA!
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
Keera: That was just plain weird....
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Well
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Twi
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: You realize..
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: .
Keera: Hookers cost too much.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: She'd be breaking the law.
Blue: ... Don;t go there.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: It'd be like.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: an extra 5,000.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: D:
Blue: ...
Chat-Admin: Note: Desparate = Past 25 and still a virgin
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Unless, of course...
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: She was underage too.
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I had that, once. Some fat chick in the student union. Waddled up to me and said "I like vodka, buy me a drink". So I was all "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink".
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: In that case, win/win.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
Keera: Okay, to many people "Touch" here.
Chat-Admin: Did you get slapped, or did she try to do that creepy 'i'm so hot' come on thing?
iTouchMyselfAtNight: I got slapped, but it was so worth it for the look on her face
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
Blue has left.
Blue has joined.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: NICE
Keera: If I want to touch so bad, I'd be harassing my DS.
Chat-Admin: Ah.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: >.>
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Zane
iTouch: My first time was with a slim and tall Danish chick with cupsize DD+. >_>
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Stop raping my mind
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: more than Shur.
Blue: ...Nice.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: How
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: The
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Fucl
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: k
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: Did
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: You
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: MAnage
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: That?
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: How much did it cost?
iTouchMyselfAtNight: Mindrape ... sounds ... squishy...
Blue: Fuclk!
iTouch: It was free.
Chat-Admin: It was his GF
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
iTouch: We were a couple.
Keera: Twi! You have another victim! He's doing it again!
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: I'm kidding.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
Chat-Admin: Who now lives in Texas
Blue: Don;t say GF.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: GEE EFF
iTouch: No. I'm single again. XD
Blue: NOO "GF" OR :"BF":
iTouchMyselfAtNight: Lies. You're on the net. You've never had sex. It's a basic law
Blue: FDNJSLNSAKANSAGJASGJSGDNASGJN
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: BF.
iTouch: I'm saving myself for Blue.
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: GF.
Blue: ......
Chat-Admin: GEEEEEE. EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: HA HA AAHAHAHHA
iTouchMyselfAtNight: GF makes me think Final Fantasy VIII
THIS_IS_HIKOOOO: XD
iTouch: Guardian Force?
iTouch: *cries*
iTouchMyselfAtNight: So I hear "I had sex with my GF" and I'm all "DUDE, WTF!?"
Keera: SF
iTouch: FINAL FANTASY 8 WON'T RUN ON VISTA. ;~;
Chat-Admin: @Keera:
iTouchMyselfAtNight: LAWL PWNED!
Chat-Admin: Who's doing what, where?

Quote (RASS AND MELEEMAN IN SMASH!)

Harbin: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamemode/wi...i03_071203f.jpg
Harbin: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE
Harbin: BOTH THE PRESENCE OF 'SASS'
Harbin: AND 'REAL MEN USE ITEMS'
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: OH GOD
Chat-Admin: DX

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Kamina: Bck
Kamina: *Back
Kamina: Yup. Need to top up the caffine
Kamina: Ah, sweet, sweet ambrosia. How I missed thee. Yet, through thick and thin, my love for thee has endured the harshest of trials, for hark! We reunite at long last, my love...
Kamina: ...Now get in mah belleh

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English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: I'm in too good of a mood.
English_Ninja: I must have forgotten to do some part of my homework.
English_Ninja: >>
English_Ninja: <<
English_Ninja: <_>
DNR: So
DNR: Whatcha dudes and dudette think?
LivingElm_3: You forgot to do all of my homework, EN
LivingElm_3: It's an easy mistake to make.
Medic: Darn you Aim.
PaladinGC: XD
Heat_Sonata: It's a mistake Aim actually tends to make himself. D:<
PaladinGC: XDXD
PaladinGC: BURN
PaladinGC: :'D

Quote (Nalerenn)

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Kamina: Bck
Kamina: *Back
Kamina: Yup. Need to top up the caffine
Kamina: Ah, sweet, sweet ambrosia. How I missed thee. Yet, through thick and thin, my love for thee has endured the harshest of trials, for hark! We reunite at long last, my love...
Kamina: ...Now get in mah belleh

Quote (Harbin)

Quote (RASS AND MELEEMAN IN SMASH!)

Harbin: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamemode/wi...i03_071203f.jpg
Harbin: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE
Harbin: BOTH THE PRESENCE OF 'SASS'
Harbin: AND 'REAL MEN USE ITEMS'
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: OH GOD
Chat-Admin: DX

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Ive_Given_Myself_A_Promotion has joined.
Medics_math_exam: ...
Knight: ...
Ive_Given_Myself_A_Promotion: ...
Sora-Chan: ...
Medics_math_exam: Hello Lego
Knight:  a promotion in /CO/?
Ive_Given_Myself_A_Promotion: : D
Medics_math_exam: Knight, is it something like this
Sora-Chan: no knight..
Medics_math_exam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calzone
Sora-Chan: its a promotion from moron to even more moronic moron
Ive_Given_Myself_A_Promotion: XD
Ive_Given_Myself_A_Promotion has left.
Sora-Chan: it worked!
Sora-Chan: 3...
Sora-Chan: 2...
Sora-Chan: 1....
Moronic_Moron_Elite has joined.
Knight: ....
Sora-Chan: predictable
Medics_math_exam: :'D
Moronic_Moron_Elite: Geeeh.
Knight: I call dibs on quoting this
Sora-Chan: go ahead

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PaladinGC: ......
PaladinGC: falling down will very much pwn his strategy.
Harbin: YES!
Harbin: THE ULTIMATE MOVE!
PaladinGC: FACE PLANT
PaladinGC: FOR THE WIN!
PaladinGC: .....
PaladinGC: You know what this means right?
Harbin: What?
Harbin: That I've ended months of planning by simply falling over?
PaladinGC: You're about to stage an epic comeback....
PaladinGC: Because you rolled a 1...
Harbin: XD
Harbin: XDXDXD
Harbin: I'll have to state that.
PaladinGC: I'm quoting this, now.

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Asator: In 18 years, we got snow for ONE Christmas.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Silly Equator!
SpaceMonkeySteve: I remember one year, for Chirstman, I got a DDR home set, so I danced for like, four hours, then, I was so hot and sweaty, I ran outside and faceplanted a snowdrift.
SpaceMonkeySteve: For like, ten minutes.
Asator: Nice.
PaladinGC: XD
PaladinGC: *can picture doing that*
SpaceMonkeySteve: Snow is so awesome.
PaladinGC: *laughs harder*
SpaceMonkeySteve: *Starts making a Snow sig for Druidman*
Asator: DO IT
PaladinGC: *what he said*
Asator: I need a navi to make such a sig for
Asator: OOH
Asator: HOLIDAYMAN
PaladinGC: .......
Asator: *random inspiration*
PaladinGC: I need to make Snow Panels. :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: Um... "Frigid Chill Force"?
Asator: Sure.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Does uh, 50 Aqua damage to one, Freezes, then does something somehow with Wood?
Asator: >>
Asator: Wood?
SpaceMonkeySteve: I have to do something with Wood, or it wouldn't be right.
PaladinGC: hit them with a shovel.
PaladinGC: made of wood. :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: WOODEN ZAMBONI ATTACK
PaladinGC: XD
Kazuhiro: ...
Asator: Send them flying into a tree, drop snow on them?
PaladinGC: 40% METAL. >=D
SpaceMonkeySteve: OOO, smack them with a YULE LOG.
PaladinGC: [/cheap shot]
Asator: WARN ME FIRST
PaladinGC: XD
Asator: I almost spit Mountain Dew on the keyboard
Asator: SHEESH
PaladinGC: Sorry. :'D
Asator: s'okay
SpaceMonkeySteve: I need to make like, my other flood sig too.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Man, I'm lazy.
PaladinGC: ......
SpaceMonkeySteve: TOOO MANY SIGS, OMG
PaladinGC: hmm
Planey has left.
PaladinGC: Freeze em then hit em with a bat. :'D
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
PaladinGC: [/asshole]
Asator: Nah
SpaceMonkeySteve: Sounds like the sort of cheap shot I'd pull.
PaladinGC: I'd do that
PaladinGC: I'm merciless.
Asator: Too bad freeze/break was banned, that would be the perfect idea to use it and still be awesome.
Kazuhiro: I just have this terrible feeling that the Yeti has a nasty trick up his sleeve that I don't know about.
PaladinGC: I never said break.
Asator: Nah.
PaladinGC: home-run them, then watch them snowball. :'D
Asator: The Yeti's pretty straightforward.
Asator: But keep in mind where you are.
Kazuhiro: Freeze someone, then send them flying? Hmm...
Kazuhiro: Oh, a cave with some kind of terrible environmental hazard...
Kazuhiro: Well, read my post. I have a feeling I've just done something... bad.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Yeah, it'd have to have something to do with like, covering them with snow, and me hitting them with a branch or something.
PaladinGC: *crosses out branch*
Kazuhiro: Hmm...
Kazuhiro: Frozen wood shards!
Kazuhiro: I dunno./
PaladinGC: *scribbles in BAT*
Kazuhiro: Freeze+Microburst=Comic Relief
SpaceMonkeySteve: If the Bat was 40% metal, would their tounge freeze to it?
PaladinGC: freeze them, then home run them, then let them snowball out of control.
PaladinGC: ......XD
PaladinGC: Yes. :'D
Asator: Also, Steve, what you said about too many sigs
Asator: I have, at this stage, 16 planned sigs for Pianissimo, and 17 each for two NPCS
PaladinGC: or just freeze them, then hit them REALLY HARD in the face with a club.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Fuck freezing, just biff 'em.
PaladinGC: XD
Asator: heh
PaladinGC: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: Druidman: Uh, dude, how is this ice magic?
SpaceMonkeySteve: Steve: SHUT UP, MORE BAT HIT.
PaladinGC: XDXDXD
PaladinGC: EN would love you for that. :'D
Asator: Your characters are aweosme
Asator: *awesome
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
PaladinGC: Druidman needs a bat. :'D
PaladinGC: End of story.
SpaceMonkeySteve: *changes custom weapon to club*
PaladinGC: XD
Asator: BiffMan.  All his sigs involve amusing ways to smack people around.
Kazuhiro: ...
PaladinGC: XDXD
Kazuhiro: I'm seriously considering writing up an idea for XiaolinMan.
Kazuhiro: It would be something like th is
Kazuhiro: hold no
Kazuhiro: oh
PaladinGC: XD
Asator: I think I might seriously write up more than just sigs for LOLman
Asator: Just to irritate/amuse people who encounter him
PaladinGC: I'm seriously going to make a Navi out of this. :'D
Asator: ChatMan?
SpaceMonkeySteve: RERNMan.
Asator: YES
PaladinGC: I'll just call him Sledge. :'D
Asator: AwesomeMan
SpaceMonkeySteve: His sigs could be all sorts of inside jokes, like 40% metal, OMG PIONT BLANK, Meleefish, stuff like that.
Kazuhiro: I missed the 40% metal joke.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Oh well...
PaladinGC: He'll be armed with a table, a bat, a hammer, a shovel, a cast-iron frying pan... I think you understand where this is going.

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Really_Really_Mean_Hovercraft has joined.
PaladinGC: XD
Really_Really_Mean_Hovercraft: D:<
Lunar_the_Sub_EN: Oh wow...now we have reached an all new gayness
Really_Really_Mean_Hovercraft: *Chases Sub EN*
Lunar_the_Sub_EN: *Breaks with ninja strike*
PaladinGC: Dabble in Yaoi, gayness ensues, =P
Really_Really_Mean_Hovercraft: ...
Drakim: ...
Really_Really_Mean_Hovercraft: Paladin has point.

Quote (Chat Room)

Twi: No no, see
Twi: Everyone loves chicken
Twi: But black people use it for sex
Nachahmen-FZ: lolwut?
Twi: I'm sorry, I just had to say it
Twi: XD