Pally went berserker on us.
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PaladinGC: *calls ISP customer service*
Void: sora is cool though, she's like one of those playboy bunnies
Void: only a fox
ωSora: for the last time...
Void: and deadly
ωSora: i aint a playboy
Void: and not a slut
Void: with the ears and the tail and the pokeman and [random gibberish]
PaladinGC: *poor ISP CS rep picks up....*
English_Ninja: XD
English_Ninja: please don't verbally eviscerate him
Goroke: peace out!
Goroke has left.
PA_Master: What, Sora?
PA_Master: I do not!
Knight: WAR OUT!
Void: hey, there is a knock at my door, be right back
PA_Master: I made two combos!
PaladinGC: *first ever death by verbal assault occurs*
Knight: ...
Void has left.
Knight: first?
Knight: HAHA
Intermediate_Totalitarian_Rotary: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1225835241570.jpg
Knight: What would you call a guy getting heart failure from a verbal assault? Accident?
Knight: and FFS
Knight: don't directlink 4chan
Knight: at least don't direct link the images
PA_Master: Why?
Bomber: Dur.
PA_Master: Why naaawt?
Bomber: lol porn?
PaladinGC: *escalates to the next CS tier*
Knight: no
Bomber: Seriously, I'm warning the next idiot to direct link.
Knight: it gets redirected
Knight: so its useless and stupid
English_Ninja: Pally levelled up!
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: Oh?
PA_Master: Buggah.
Knight: linking threads is fine as long as it's worksafe
PaladinGC: *hands the poor bastard his head, and waits for the next escalation tier*
ωSora: too bad you dont have that being audiorecorded pally
PA_Master: This one is. XD
PA_Master: It's official.
ωSora: i need lessons in killing people by verbal weaponry
PaladinGC: *gets escalated in record time*
PA_Master: By inviting all the other EFG threads to this one...
PA_Master: This thread won't die.
PA_Master: Or, at least, it might get archived.
PaladinGC: *repeat*
ωSora: kniiiiiight!
ωSora: >,.,>
Knight: if there weren't "lolrandommeme XDDDDDDD" threads all over the archives and /b/ in general, I would not see this so useless...
ωSora: give me a chew toy!
Knight: ...
Knight: vile temptress you are
PaladinGC: *throws CS rep at sora*
IceFairyEatenedByToad: XD
Lansonatalot: Shoot, I think that I really just need to know what port my sound card's using >.>
ωSora: >,.,<
....
*chews on CS rep* Nom Nom Nom Nom
Intermediate_Totalitarian_Rotary: D'aaw!
ωSora: ... *retries*
Intermediate_Totalitarian_Rotary: Cute vampy
IceFairyEatenedByToad: I think I wanna met EFG someday D:
ωSora:
>,.,<
....
*chews on CS rep* Nom Nom Nom Nom
Lansonatalot: I just don't know how to find out >.>
Intermediate_Totalitarian_Rotary: Glee~
Knight: >.>
Knight: well
PaladinGC: Ok, cool.
Knight: your comp can't find it?
English_Ninja: ....
English_Ninja: as long as Sora isn't gnawing on me, I'm cool.
Lansonatalot: I don't know how to ask my comp to find it XD
IceFairyEatenedByToad: XD
English_Ninja: [lets to go and heads to the corner]
Knight: once she does that
PaladinGC: I'm on hold, waiting to speak with their local top-tier server administrator. :'D
Knight: you'll be hot
Knight:
English_Ninja: >:
English_Ninja: all the more reason to keep her away then
Knight: ..
Knight: our opinions may be different
Knight: but it doesn't matter
PaladinGC: Ok, while I'm on hold, I'll explain the sudden agro
PaladinGC: I just
Intermediate_Totalitarian_Rotary: *DPS*
English_Ninja: RAAA333333333333Ged
PaladinGC: finished Majin's 4-page long modpost
English_Ninja: ..........
Knight: *Tank*
IceFairyEatenedByToad: XD
English_Ninja: YOU FOOL
English_Ninja: YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Knight: ..
Knight: it did not disappear
ωSora: tried to press back to recover it?
PaladinGC: hit the 'post reply button'
Knight: right?
Knight: .........
English_Ninja: After x years of modding you need to know how to back up your garbage D:
English_Ninja: Word, it's what it's for D:
IceFairyEatenedByToad: XD
Knight: yeah
Knight: seriously
IceFairyEatenedByToad: It is
Knight: I ctrl+c everything I do
English_Ninja: I have a fine internet connection and I never write anything direct to the post-it box
PaladinGC: then had a sudden service outage during a service update
English_Ninja: aw man, bummer ;~;
PaladinGC: outage
PaladinGC: during
PaladinGC: update
Knight: ..
Knight: what
Knight: is half of it there, half of it missing? Is it a jumbled mess of letters?
PA_Master has left.
ωSora: *Saving all this to be quoted later*
PaladinGC: net result
English_Ninja: "Net" result, ho ho ho
PaladinGC: MAWord is toast
English_Ninja: I see what you did there
PaladinGC: MS*
PaladinGC: completely toast
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: wut?
Knight: ...
ωSora: ....... (psssst, get open office)
PaladinGC: my post is history
Knight: "jumbled mess of letters" then
PaladinGC: And now my HDD management drivers are fucked up. D:<
Knight: or not even that?
Knight: ...
ωSora: nuuuuu
(Nov 04-13:03) PaladinGC: try an eviscerated unredable mass of fragmented data the computer can't even delete. D:<
after some unrelated to paly'ssitutation talk went by...
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PaladinGC: Oh
SlowMan.EXE: I can't wait till we fight Drakim.
PaladinGC: The admin picked up. : D
PaladinGC: *draws sword*
IceFairyEatenedByToad: XD
SlowMan.EXE: D :
PaladinGC: <-- Seriously PISSED
More time later.... right in the middle of a anime discussion with Knight and me
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PaladinGC: There we go.
Asator: ?
Knight: yeah
Knight: I think that was the point...
PaladinGC: Next month's service is free.
Knight: by mesing the orderup, they kept the series interesting
Knight: cheap move but worked >.>
ωSora: heh'
Asator: egh
ωSora: anyway, good job pally
ωSora: are they gonna fix the internet in your area too?
Asator: they had a goddam two part episode at one point, and didn't even air those two back to back
Knight: also, you start noticing stuff like peoples appearance changing between episodes, and you only get to know later that for example, the bookworm girl lost her glasses while fighting >.>
PaladinGC: *victory pose* I also got a data dump sent to me through E-mail that includes most of my post data. : D
Knight: ...
Knight: lol
ωSora: woot
ωSora: most is better than none
Asator: sweet
ωSora: *attempts to summon a great power!*
Bomber: Somehow...
ωSora: .... I SUMMON YOU!
ωSora: GREAT POWER!
ωSora: COME FROM THE VOID!
SlowMan.EXE: *comes in*
Bomber: I imagine every single person Pally went through is demanding a raise right about now. <__<
ωSora: THAT ISNT FROM NIAX AND ISNT LEGO!
PaladinGC: Probably.
ωSora: hehe
ωSora: anyway.. where was i.... oh yes.... *punts the deity into the room* get in here!
Asator: hehe
SlowMan.EXE: I hear BnG is about to end.
ωSora: .................................
English_Ninja: woop back
Asator: Lost the game
ωSora: *takes away Naix's fail pin and stabs it onto Lego's forehead*
Knight: "Cthulhu Fthang"
Knight: Cthulhu Fthang
Knight: Cthulhu Fthang
Knight: Cthulhu Fthang
PaladinGC: That was a pretty quick escalation.
ωSora: Bob and George ended long time ago lego
Knight: ..
SlowMan.EXE: I can't seem to get on to Chaos Network anymore.
Knight: he is playing slowpoke
ωSora: anyway pally
ωSora: think they'll fix your internet too?
SlowMan.EXE: We're about to get Broadband! I hear it's super fast!
ωSora: *hits lego with a thunderbolt*
SlowMan.EXE: I can't wait for Brawl to come out.
ωSora: *repeatedly*
SlowMan.EXE: George Bush is the president again?
Knight: ...
SlowMan.EXE has left.
Knight: I auctually always forget that too. I mean, not that he is president, but that he is president AGAIN
Asator: There's only so much acceptable slowpoke before people have to get hurt
Serving_Time has joined.
Serving_Time: D'aw. No fun
PaladinGC: Yeah...
PaladinGC: I was one of those rare customers....
ωSora: got any last thigns to say when it comes to the ISP before i finish up this quote post?
Serving_Time: Onward to Rockmania! Rockmania, the free!
Asator: Has Marco said anything lately?
PaladinGC: Instead of raging at them, I spoke in a level tone and professional manner (but you could tell I was irked)
Asator: I think they would have rather you yelled
Lux: ((I'm back))
PaladinGC: I let them do their greeting speil
PaladinGC: acknowledged them
PaladinGC: then started asking very
PaladinGC: precise questions
PaladinGC: That got me passed up 4 tiers in 15 minutes.
PaladinGC: :'D
Asator: heh
PaladinGC: with that
PaladinGC: 'oh shit' kinda vibe
ωSora: hehe
Asator: "Oh fuck, this guy knows what he's talking about. I have no idea how to deal with this."
PaladinGC: Eh, actually, I'll be willing to give some of them a little more credit
ωSora: Resistance is futile
PaladinGC: I'll bet at least one of them did know how to deal with it, but opted to dodge.
ωSora: heh
ωSora: beware the pally wrath
PaladinGC: the raging yelling customers are seen as irritating and taxing
PaladinGC: They get shuffled off into 'on-hold' purgatory :'D
Asator: The panicking customers who have no idea what they're doing, on the other hand, are shut up, given an easy answer, and shunted along?
PaladinGC: Yep.
SpaceMonkeySteve has joined.
PaladinGC: Well, anyway, after a quick business-like discussion with the head of their little department, my netz are free for the month.
Lux: Hello.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Wait..
Asator: Greco wins
SpaceMonkeySteve: Did...
SpaceMonkeySteve: PALLY FIX HIS NETS?
SpaceMonkeySteve: Did he...
ωSora: well
SpaceMonkeySteve: GIVE HIS ISP THE SHAFT!?
Knight: no
ωSora: if you wait a few minutes
PaladinGC: No, they just....
Knight: he got a free month
ωSora: i'll post all that i could quote
Knight: of still sucky net
SpaceMonkeySteve: ...
PaladinGC: My ISP just rolled a 1..... 3 times.
Knight: >.>
Asator: but it's still free internet
SpaceMonkeySteve: Somehow, that seems rather like a shitty reward.
Knight: oh
Knight: you know
Knight: that would mean you and adjanced target die
PaladinGC: They got a call from me. :'D
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