Vending Machine

Ok, this is really fun and sometimes funny! Put something in, and the next person to post decides what comes out and they put something in! Heres in example:

GenericUser put in a can.

Then the next person would post:

GenericUser got a pot.

I put in GenericUser!

Mix it up and you can make it REALLY funny!

I put in this emoticon!

You get a punch in the face for using a stupid emoticon.

I put in a cat.

You get a bloody mess of fur and bones.

I put in a dollar in quarters.

You get a penny

I put in Hiko

you get an ass rape.

I put in koumori.

You get back a delayed Mod post.

I put in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures.

You get back Harvest Moon.exe!

I put in something so moe i almost fucking died.

Quote (Leon)

You get back Harvest Moon.exe!

I put in something so moe i almost fucking died.

You get back something so manly that you actually f*cking die. ~<3

I put in the fact that we've already done this before. Or if we haven't, you've probably still done it on a different site.

Aim got something!

I put in the fact that I did this on another site about 3 years ago!

YOU GET A FALCON PAUNCH!

I put in fruit punch and cherry limeade.

You get an empty cup.

I put in a BugFrag.

You get a BugCross Frag.EXE.

I put in a piece of paper.

You get a Death Note Paper.

I put in a horribly written essay.

You get an "F".

I put in my finger.

You get a condom.

I put in Alphabet Soup and stand back.

You get a horrible mess of noodles and chicken broth spilled on the floor. The few letters that remain legible spell, "YRTCME."
What could that mean?

I put in a $50 check.

You got a pie!

I put in StealthMan because I can tell he is going to be warned soon because he is posting in the NSquare without even starting his Op out.

You get a bill for $500

I shout into the machine "WHERE IN THE HELL IS PALLY?! HE NEEDS TO UPDATE MY TOPIC!"

you get a week ban!

I put in a nuke!

You get the nuke back. Seems it was a dud.

I put in my delayed urge to punch Dark Boy right in his stupid face.