Vending Machine

you get a boot to the head.

I put in naruto and hinata.
You get a note saying: "Stop being a fan-girl and get a life!"

I put in the souls of those I reaped
You get a Spice Girls calendar and a foam phone.

I put in the vending machine's power plug.
You plug it into itself, so now it powers itself forever.

Also, that means you dont get anything


I insert scissors.
You get a rock.

I insert paper.
You get an F.

I insert two tokens.
You win 12 Chuck-E.-Cheese tickets.

I insert a lengthy biography.
Book Unrelated.

I put in Asator's modding speed.
A bullet comes out and kills you

I put in gravy
ed comes out and eats you after coating you in butter.

I put in negaverse.
You get two robotniks.

I put in Imageshack.
You recieve a photobucket.

I put in $1.25
A soda launches out, but misses because the machine rolled a 1.

I put in DnD.
The traps were set off in your recent game while you were trying to disarm them.

I insert boiled chicken curry.
you get a fireball...careful...it's hot...

I put in a completely original idea.
You get ripped off.

I insert a grandfather clock.
You get your grandfather

I insert Brofist
you gained the ability: FALCON PANCH!

I put in hentai
You get a Play-Boy magazine...


I put in this edited thing


(Below)(Down)
you get...A CRITICAL BOOT TO THE FACE!

I put in steve.