Vending Machine

Von Dare

The vending machine can see! It's a miracle! You get a heartfelt thanks.

I put in a samophlange.

Heat Sonata

You get a symphalangus.

I put in Dictionary.com.

CC

You get a virtual paper jam.

I put in a birthday cake for Twi.

Von Dare

You get RAGED.

I put in... 89 empty Diet Coke cans.

Knight

You get called an idiot for drinking diet coke.

I put in my trust in humanity.

Link2125

Humanity disappoints you.

I put in the day between the DSi launch and my birthday. (I put in April 6th.)

RevivedSin

You synchro summoned Stardust Dragon from the Vending Machine.

I place a two cards face-down in the Vending Machine and end my turn.

planeswalking fieldmedic

You get a trap.

I put in today.

Guest

you get Sept 23, A.D. 45

I put in an un-sharpened pencil

Link2125

You get a pencil sharpener with no blade.

Link2125: Fire KEYS at vending machine.

Kemix1006

you get a dwarf named mulch eating you.

I put in holly short and artemis fowl

(if you see where i'm going with this you are reading my mind)

Twi

You get a birdcage with mistletoe and holly in it.

I put in a card that says 'today is my birthday'.

Kemix1006

you get shot in the foot.

I put in a copy of Persona 4 and a copy of Persona 3

LPbomb

You get to keep the person that posts after I do :ph43r:

I put in a random YouTube video of a guy hitting his nuts.

Kemix1006

you get flame throwered...IN THE NUTS

I put in twilight (the book/movie)

LPbomb

You get a bad book review on a bight yellow paper.

I put in a washing machine

CC

You get a dryer.

I put in a Gameshark.

Kemix1006

you get HACK0RZ!

I put in a TV

RevivedSin

The machine eats you and you get teleported to television land.

I put in my Arcana Force Deck so dark won't be so helpless battling those shadows.

Von Dare

The vending machine goes into defense mode and vomits Dark.

I put in the "v" of "vending machine".