Vending Machine

Hiko

You get a pretty Tinkerbell pen in return.

I insert an iTunes gift card.

Kemix1006

you get tess from sunday@10.

I put in the sunday@10 webcomic.

Dark Boy

You get "The Server's End" comic by Superluigi821!

I put in something.

I wonder what will come out?

Guest

It gets flung at Dark Boy, because he stole the old Snack Machine Game I posted here way fucking back when.

I insert the Great Cornholio.

Goroke

You get that

That's right, "that".

I put in Audiosurf, probably one of the best music game.

Guest

You get Guitar Queero.

I put in a metric ton of Spam.

Dark Boy

Goroke, you were supposed to say:

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Me: I put in something
You: You get nothin!
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Phoenix got a kick in the coconutz!

I put in my foot.

Kemix1006

YOUR FOOT COMES BACK AND SMASHES YOUR NUTS! therefore, they meld into your skin and now you are unable to reproduce. CONGRATS! thats what happens when the DM rolls a 1, thus, CRITICAL FAILURE!

I stick a centuar into the machine with a drider.

RevivedSin

Harry Potter comes out and repeatedly tries to cast a Stunning Spell on you, but is somehow pronouncing "Smelly Armpits" oddly.

I put in a traditional fan.

Kemix1006

fan blade is spit out and slices your head off.

I put in cartoon network: fusion fall

Dark Boy

You get a piece of pie! Except its moldy.

I put in StealthMan again.

Guest

A boot flies out and clonks you in the head. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

I insert a cup of coffee.

Link2125

You get an empty cup, and the machine seems to be running more quickly.

I insert a note saying "Please give me a Wii. I'll be your best friend."

Kemix1006

you get to DIE!

I put in a random member...probably stelthman...

RevivedSin

The machine explodes. A stream of garbled characters comes out and lay themselves upon you.

I put a silver-chrome colored machine in its place and walk away.

stealthman.exe

Some Fat Guy with a lemmon shapped hairdu and a peanut shaped head with B.O.
brings out a new vending machine!

I put him in but he got stuck, so its sorta jammed....

Uh oh its the Fuz run!

Dark Boy

Dark Boy put a shovel in and it crushed the fat guy's head and shoved him through.

Kemix1006

I shove both darkboy and stealthman's heads up their asses and throw them both in the machine just to get back on track.

RevivedSin

The machine breaks, AGAIN. Goddammit guys.

I put another machine in its place.

Now I place a Metool in it.

Guest

You get a crew of grubby miner doods.

I insert the game.