Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Superchild17

You get a note saying "Oh my god, you Killed Kenny! You Bastards!"

I insert the Jar of Gradius Bee's.

Guest

The machine begins to fling apostrophes at lethal velocity. You better run.

I insert a Prinny Bomb.

Guest

You get a Prinny Barrage, dood!

I insert...A demon spear!

RevivedSin

Etna comes out and kisses you on the cheek. She then begins to impale you... a lot...

I insert a picture of Laharl cross-dressing! XD

Kemix1006

you get a note saying "watch out for that nuke", you get nuked 1 second later.
i put in soulman jr. exe

Guest

You get Shuryou.

I insert Disco Inferno.

Guest

The machine spews a gout of flame. Burn, baby, burn!

I insert Bruce Willis.

Aim

You get Wruce Billis, because "Wruce" sounds like such a fun name to say.

I insert a samurai warrior into the fray, I mean, vending machine!

Kemix1006

you get a warlord that kills you.

i put in twi and king.

Marchand

You get Twing, the ultimate slingshot.

I insert Valis and English_Ninja.

Twi

You get the Noobslayer, which promptly kills you.

I insert the Noobslayer, the Noobslayer MKII, and the Noobslayer MKIII.

-Twi

planeswalking fieldmedic

you find out that all of the noobs already died..

I instert Count Edgar

PaladinGC

You get Edgar, from FFVI.
Edgar: "Who are you again?"

I insert a snack. (novel idea...)

RevivedSin

The machine spews Cheetos in your face. Then it bombards you with Oreos.

I insert "The Great Gatsby."

Hiko

You get 'The Lesser Gatsby'

I insert a Wooga.

Kemix1006

you get a shotgun to the face.

i put in a random computer.

Strikeman

You get porno. I couldn't help it.

I put in a stress ball.

Guest

You get stressed out.

I put in a suit of armor.

planeswalking fieldmedic

you get the dark ages

I put in godmode

Guest

You get punched in the eye.

I put in Alphonse.