Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

It falls out. You get Lucifer, AKA Satan! (fallen angel...XD)

I insert...THIS!
You get this. /blah

I insert a squashed-flat empty can of Coke.
You get a squashed flat empty can of Sprite.

I insert Inuyasha's big sword. As in, the real sword. >>
You get back a Kamehameha wave to the face...that is PINK.

I insert Pantsman.
You receive a quarter demon, quarter human, ha;f machine offspring. Kill it quickly.

I insert a quarter.
You get docter Van Kruglor.

I insert Druidman.
You get all-natural hemp fiber.

I insert a flaming cream cheese bagel.
You get my softcore pr0n avatar...un-crushed. Original. HERE!: Enlarged

I insert that pic.
you get nothing.

I insert my VCR.
You get nothing. Yay, you finally got rid of it!

I insert my knife. And then hide behind a shield so I don't get killed.
A magic circle appears below the machine, the machine fglows for a while, then lightning comes down and smites you.

I insert an Artificial Intelligence Data Anomaly aka AIDA. (No, not Lunar's character you idiot)
You receive a small note..."ADHD?"

I insert the complete collection of Star Wars DVD's.
darth vader pwns you.

i put in son goku
You get a sign saying, "Gohan? Learn to spell, idiot."

I insert gotenks!
you get pwned hard.

i put in goku
You get a leetle plastic action figure with a note attached. "Stop putting in DBZ stuff."

I insert Ethyol.
your soul is eaten.

i put in an orange.
You get orange juice.

((I've interuppted the spam war))

I insert an eraser
you get a pencil.

I insert
You get Protoman!

Now then, I insert Darkness Power, Dragonfire, and the Hordes Weapons.