Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

The machine nearly explodes and you get a paper saying, "Idiot! Are you trying to blow me up?" It's heavily charred.

I put in

You get it back, but like this: :angry:

I put in the Forte battlechip.

You get a Condom battlechip next...AKA the super-guard.

I put in my liver.

You get back a spleen.

I put in Nalerenn.

(It's Nalerenn, btw.)

You receive a broken forum.

I put in Seraphim.

I put in my spleen...and steal my liver back. ((no organ exchange!))

((I think Yahiko got ninja'd))

@Eon: ((Since it's the most logical choice))
You receive .hack//G.U. Volume 3 and you can completely understand it. Good for you.

I insert an X-ray machine.

you get some bones

I put in the Demon Ferret

The Demon Ferret breaks out of the vending machine and rips out your heart.

I put planeswalking fieldmedic's heart in the vending machine.

You get nothing. What heart?

I put in myself.

It rips you appart and you die....

I put in monkey D luffy

You get a horrible 4kids-rendered version of him...michael jackson and O.J. simpson in a blender.

I put in a 1up.

You lose a life, but in return you receive a power flower. Score.

I insert my credit card.

An identity theif steals your identity.

I put in the identity I just stole.

You get chunks of glass. Ouch.

I insert...ZA WARUDO!

You get a note card that says "sucks to be that guy"

I insert a glass pyramid.

Tom, now convieniently situated behind a chair in 'Snack Machine Rewards Center', looks over the inserted item. "...What the hell is this?" After a quick search of google, it is revealed that google has no freaking clue what 'Za Warudo' is either. Tom, exasperated, pushes a button.

Rather than receiving anything, a flashing light flares saying, "Please insert appropriate change."

Tom steps out of the machine and inserts all the bills he's suddenly getting for stuff he never bought.

You receive PAID BILLS! Hallelujah!

I insert Shuilong.exe.

You get nothing except a message: "What in hell is that?"

I insert pr0n.

You get a note, saying "If you're going to look at it, spell it correctly you stupid f***!"

Ooh. Touchy vending machine.

I insert Adolf Hitler.