Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Marchand

You get a disturbing yaoi Doujin with Naruto and Gaara.

I insert all that is holy.

Kemix1006

you get holyed, a lot.

i put in sephiroth.

Marchand

You receive concentrated emo in a bottle.

I insert a rock.

Wooga

You get Fred Flintstone.

I insert a whopper.

Heat Sonata

You get a Whopper Jr. with concessions inside. D: SEX MAKES BABIES?!

I insert the illegitimate burger-child Wooga helped bring into the world.

Wooga

((Why did you steal my whopper Jr.?))

Guest

You get smacked by Wooga's Whopper for taking its kid.

I stick darkstar on the top of the insanity tree.

Wooga

You get a Wooga as a proffessional Lightweight Boxer

I insert my hopes and dreams.

((I guess I am, I remember the last time I put myself into that machine.))

Heat Sonata

((Cause I was hungry. D: Really hungry. Like, you-were-turning-into-a-burger hungry.
It was either you or the kid. You should be grateful. :3))

RevivedSin

The machine zaps you and makes you emo.

I insert that crown thingy that Sora always wears.

Guest

You get Sora_Chan.

I insert the insanity tree.

Wooga

You get Darkstar's better half.

I insert American in his Rambo outfit.

Strikeman

You get crappy b-movies.

I insert this thread!

Wooga

You get a piece of thread.

I insert Sylvester Stallone.

Kemix1006

you get a punch in the face for no reason.

i put in rocky and bullwinkle.

Guest

You get the wrong hat.

I put in Odin's beard.

Heat Sonata

You get Odin's eye. >: D So that's where it went!

I insert a Persian emissary.

Cindy

You get a second Odin's eye, only it was made of plastic.

I insert diamond.

Guest

You get rock.

I insert calamari.

Cindy

You get coal from Santa.

I insert some Ghosts.