Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Superchild17

You get Banana Split.

Now I shall Insert the Kid in Disguises

Guest

You get the Cat in the Hat.

I insert a sideshow caller, lalalalala!

Aim

You get an auctioneer! Do I hear 2, 2 auctioneers, anyone got 2 auctioneers, 2 auctioneers!

I put in a pack of playing cards.

planeswalking fieldmedic

you get a house of cards

I put in bobobo bobo bobo

Urmean15

You get hit by the fist of the nosehair.

I put in teh interweb.

Aim

Silly Urmean, the internets are clogged! I mean, they're a series of tubes. Those tubes can get filled up, and and and...

I put in Ted Stevens.

Braden

A shoe kicks you in the face... a DISEMBODIED SHOEEEE OHHHHH OW! Bastard shoe!

I insert my heartless soul.... wait... DAMMIT! I insert my soul de hear... DAMMIT! I Insert my lack of soul! there we go!

Marchand

You get air.

I put in the heart of a newborn kitten.

commondragon

You get a button, that smacks you in the crotch, that sends you to hell, were you get raped by big harry guys named Sue 24/7

I insert yo momma

planeswalking fieldmedic

you get a bad joke

I instert Ozho

RevivedSin

Some arrows fly out and pierce you in the face.

I insert a plasma grenade and run the hell away.

planeswalking fieldmedic

you get smoke

I put in RevivedSin

RevivedSin

An asian man pops out of the machine and kung-fu kicks you in the face.

I put in some yuri pics.

Strikeman

You get yaoi instead. : (

I put in a TV. (How unoriginal! : ) )

Kazuhiro

You get Bart Simpson.

I insert a finger.

Kazuhiro

You get Kemix.

I insert Jophiel.

Guest

You get stuffed grape leaves. Those things look sorta like fingers.

I insert Fenrir.

Strikeman

You get a fat man named Joe.

I insert a popsicle.

Guest

You get a walking stick with a roasted marshmallow on the end.

I insert the legendary wolf Fenrir. Not the Forteman Fenrir.

commondragon

you get a melted popcicle

I insert a kirby