Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

You get a TimeLord

I insert some corn.
you get a farmer

I put in the TARDIS
You get a time paradox.

I put the time paradox back in.
You get it back moments before you insert it.

I insert a black hole.
You get Bukteban.

I insert a star.
You get a solar flare.


I insert Awesomesauce.
You get an awesome burger.

I insert a gigabyte of hentai.
Naked women come out and glomp you.
Hopefully you don't die from lack of air.

I insert a dollar.
Your cash gets eaten, and the machine laughs at you.

I insert the Rockman.exe movie.
ForteCross Rockman blows the machine up from inside.

I replace the machine and put in a pair of smelly socks.
You get a sweaty basketball player.

I insert my cousin's custom-made 'Watch for Oncoming Idiots' road sign.
And an idiot comes out and dumbs all over you.

I insert a peppermint.
You get Steppermint: The only candy that can increase your dancing skill tenfold!

I insert a floppy disc.
You get a cupon for a new computoer

I insert pi divided by 0
You get a whole pie. Don't ask questions.

I insert a ton of empty mountain dew cans, one after another.
You get a mountain... and another... and another.... and another...

I insert the fires of hell.
You get a two winged angel.... a nude female two winged angel!!!

I insert the devil's bitch slap mark.
the devil comes out and bitch slaps you to death.

i put in a one winged angel.
(YAY FOR ME!)

sephiroth appears and rips your spleen out.

i put in....HENTI!
Yaoi and Yuri pops out and... does stuff to you... yeah...

I insert a lamp.