Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Guest

You get a lightbulb perpetually above your head. Just shows how many ideas you have.

I insert a pair of boxers.

Kemix1006

you get killed my boxerman.

i put in megaman.exe

ZeroSaber

Bass.exe comes out and Earthbreakers your ass.

I put in Enker.

Guest

You get an Enkerchief, the only hanky available that cleans your nose by inserting a pointy stick inside to pick around.

I insert King's awesome little penguin.

RevivedSin

Prinnies come out and explode in your face. Better go to the hospital to get that fixed.

I insert Roll.exe

Aim

You get MagnetMan v3! How'd that get in there?

I insert a Death Ball.

Guest

You get Darth Vader. Don't ask.

I insert the drawing skills of Fenix, lunar, D-Forte, Heat Sonata, King, Xenolo, basically all our good artists, and darkstar.

RevivedSin

You get a level of awesomeness that is just one below the highest.

I insert the game Disgaea 2.

Guest

You get me.

I insert the Blue Man Group.

Kemix1006

you get a friggen sweet new dagger that stabs you in the spleen.

i put in sephiroth.

Guest

You get a doughnut. WTM?

I give the machine a healthy whack to the side.

Guest

You get ninja'd by me.

I insert a Chuck Norris poster.

Guest

The machine gives you a healthy whack into the sun.

I insert a buncha Forte scrap parts.

Howitzer

You receieve a TMNT one.

I insert a Wiimote.

Aim

You get a PS3 controller. PUM PUM PUM!

I insert 599$ in US currency.

RevivedSin

The machine laughs at you, text appearing across it's screen saying, "Silly Human! I sell no PS3s! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

I insert a pig.

Kemix1006

you get bacon!

i put in 250$.

Howitzer

You get a Canadian quarter.

I insert a carton of chocolate milk.

Guest

The machine moos. I think you won a Yaris... It's a cryin' shame you didn't win a car that, y'know, works.

I insert five, ten, fifteen, twenty.

ZeroSaber

You get zero.

I insert a :ph43r: .