Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

The characters "ph43r" become permanently tattooed to your forehead.

I put in 7 of the 8 legendary Gitaroo.

You get the last one

I insert a ghost that can posses people without scaring them, therefore breaking the ghost rules :3

The ghost posses the machine and spits out naked people at you.

I insert an exorcist.

You get a fit man.(Exorcist? EXERCISIST? Ha Ha Ha.)

I insert The Beatles.

A small, bug shaped car flies into you.

I insert a quarter.

you get 25 pennies......the machine hates you for no reason.

i put in bartz and faris

you get a card that says "Who the hell are bartz and faris?"

I insert Tostitos chips.

you get nothing

I put in Alexander Anderson the Paladin

A lance comes out and nearly impales you in thae face. Whew! That was close!

I insert an infinite storage picnic basket. :lol:

You get infinate spiders that want your magical picnic basket

I insert... um... My laptop computer.

You get a new Windows Infinity XP

Now then, I shall Insert a Dragon-Type Pokemon

You get Magma Dragoon from MegamanX4.

I push button A, then twiddle knob B.

Someone, somewhere, dies.

I insert .hack//G.U.

You get some strange fan-made anime called 'Fun Times with Piggle-Wiggle the Raccoon.'

I insert a very large Buster Sword.

cloud comes out an rapes you for he is gay.

i put in a chocobo and firaga

You get fried chicken

I insert too many puppies.

You get a slip of paper proudly bearing the address of your local pet shelter.
And on the back is emblazoned the address of your local taxidermist.
The choice is yours.

I insert an infinite number of monkeys and one penguin with infinity plus one typewriters for an infinite number of time, working through lunch break.

You get a huge army of Monkeys, ready to conquer the world!

Now I shall Insert the N64 Code, R R R R R R R then Left on the Control pad

The machine revs up and you get a small piece of paper..."Cheater! You LOSE!"

I insert aviator glasses. Purple ones.

You get back a sign saying "Why purple?"

I put in Voltman.