You get the corpse of Kim Jong Il, with a note attached: "You're next, Chavez".
I insert a non-refundable product.
Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!
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You get one of my cats. The one that I f***ing hate.
I put in five dollars, then push a few numbered and lettered buttons.
I put in five dollars, then push a few numbered and lettered buttons.
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You receive a bag of Cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew, a Lasagna T.V. Dinner, a pack of Juicy Fruit gum and a package containing medicine for stomache aches and pains. You also get two quarters in change.
Tom inserts a poor dead mouse that his cat brought home.
Tom inserts a poor dead mouse that his cat brought home.
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A massive amount of encyclopedias pop out and hit you, hopefully you're not drowning.
I insert a Pokeball.
I insert a Pokeball.
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You get a confused Hiko. Who's Count Edgar?
I insert four psychotic girls...who get high off themselves. (real life link)
I insert four psychotic girls...who get high off themselves. (real life link)
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Christian Children books come out and hit you in the head.
I insert my school directory.
I insert my school directory.
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you get the address of the bitchiest girl in school.
I insert those Catholic books...with Stars of David drawn all over them.
I insert those Catholic books...with Stars of David drawn all over them.
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You get one pissed catholic preist who beats you to death with candles.
I insert a bonsai tree.
I insert a bonsai tree.
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You get the shriveled, dry, dead one that currently resides in your room.
I insert Zero.(saber)
I insert Zero.(saber)
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You receive OneSaber.
I insert cafeine. Straight up. Like, into the machine's veins, y'know, if it actually had veins.
I insert cafeine. Straight up. Like, into the machine's veins, y'know, if it actually had veins.
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The machine spazzes and starts firing random items out, somethering you.
I insert an Ipod.
I insert an Ipod.