Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

You get pie in your face



I put in silver
a ware wolf pops out and mawls you.

i put in spelling bear.
He hops back out and kills you several times over, for managing to misspell werewolf, maul, and even your navi's name.

I put in Vice President Richard Hawk.
You get a clone of the president


I put in gold
You get some sweet moolah.

I insert my little sister.
Your parents jump out and ground you. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I insert everything.
You get a big, fat, juicy nothing.

I put in Rufus!
You receive a bullet in the head for putting Shuryou's favourite Final Fantasy character into a goddamn Snack Machine. >:0

I insert Beavis and Butthead.
You get a warty, hairy ass right in your face. And it smells really, really bad.

I insert those artistic nudes in the back of my parents' closet.

You get a Playgirl.

I put in 42.

-Twi
=TRUE

I put in my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!
you get a slip of paper saying 'what are these things you put in?'

i put in 2 cents.
The machine laughs and says it can't give you anything for so little money.

I insert Adolf Hitler
all jews die. they haunt you till you die.

i put in hair-care products.
You get a buster sword...In the gut.

I insert all of MY love, my anger and all of my sorrow and hope for an answer that makes sense.
You get a Shining Finger to the face. D:<

I insert a kaiser bun.
Well...At least it made sense. You get a war between Prussian and Austria-Hungary.


I insert...3 Spiritual Pendants.
You get three colorful decoder rings.

I put in this website.

You are buried under a wall of text.

I insert a christmas tree.
santa comes and gives you a random gift.

i put in this picture.