If you were a superhero,what are your 2 powers?

Shoot bullets from my fingers. Shoot bullets from my toes.
How bout the power... to move you?
Superpower: Ability to grant wishes without limit.

Instant win.

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Superpower: Ability to grant wishes without limit.

Instant win.

And the power to wish for 9000 sandwiches.

/lol

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Superpower: Ability to grant wishes without limit.

Instant win.

INFINITE COSMIC POWER!

Iiity bitty living space.

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Dual Swords and Martial Arts.

Munitions Force is the way. I don't know what you're smoking, Heat.
Space and Time Manipulation and uh, body-cell manipulation. :/
Blood manipulation and the ability to not have a stupid glaring weakness.
I wouldn't mind being a Genie, I would think.

As for the powers: Telekinetics and Immortality.
Immortality, and the ability to give immortality. So when I find someone who loves me, I could make them immortal with me. And we WOULD live happily ever after...
And there would be much shagging. ^_~
Regeneration and being able to change my entire body.

That way, I can "die" and turn into something else. Oh the stunts I can pull.
... Where is immortality?

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... Where is immortality?

Other.
Immortality and the ability to make money that is real. I COULD SINGLEHANDEDLY BRING THE WORLD OUT OF IT'S "Ression".
THE POWER TO HAVE AND USE EVERY POWER.
EVEN THE ONES THAT CONTRADICT THE OTHER ONES
Well, I do have the Navi that turns into a jet... *checks "Flying" option*
Mind control and telepathy, though I'd be a super villain....
I'd settle for portal powers and, uh, control over spacial dimensions.

PUNCH YOU WITH YOUR OWN PUNCHES! NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS! >: D
I'd want the power to... like, grow yams. Really fast. Unnaturally fast. Like, BOOM, ZOOM, YAMS. Yeah.

Oh, and for the other one... Hrm, I GUESS I'd have to go with the power to make a person's legs fall asleep. Iduno, it's a toss up between that and being able to speak to flamingos.
Looney Man! *fanfare*