Random Outtakes

Quote (darkstar1006)

*holsters gunblade* HAH! Having a 255 point in accuracy is great when you can get this thing to actually fire bullets once in a while.

Don't you need to hold R2 while slashing me to effectively kill me or damage me?

Also, I'm a zombie.

And we're getting off topic.

I mean, I'd have outtakes, BUUUUUUT I'm banned. Again.

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Don't you need to hold R2 while slashing me to effectively kill me or damage me?

Also, I'm a zombie.

And we're getting off topic.

I mean, I'd have outtakes, BUUUUUUT I'm banned. Again.


You reap what you sow kuj.

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Aim: It's time for me to summon back to mind
Harbin: finishing off the miniboss : D
Aim: The very foundation of RERN itself
Aim: The strength of our forefathers is within me
Aim: I must reach into the depths of my knowledge and pull forth the answer
Aim: METOOLS
Aim: DEAL
Aim: 10
Aim: DAMAGE
Aim: Correct?
Harbin: No
Harbin: 200
Harbin: : D
Aim: D: D: D: D:
Harbin: we upped the ante
Aim: *seppuku*
Aim: I guess it's a good thing you didn't let any attack last match :'D
Harbin: Yeah
Harbin: I knew I'd have to take care of them
Harbin: so I left the 400 elec attack scarecrows to you
Aim: : D

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English_Ninja: I'm going to screech like a little fangirl


That is all.
It was in conjunction with a Persona 4 Galactic Punt.

I daresay the screeching is justified.








Also, Bomber, you stink.

Quote (Chatroom)


Shurvivor: Actually...
Shurvivor: <,
PaladinGC: Hey, Grim, you have 10 points left. Why not add it to your original sig?
Shurvivor: PantsuMan just wants to see them in underwear.
Shurvivor: That's all he wants. >,>
Bombeer: Shur, I'm impressed.
Leon: His sig shoud involve blowing clothes off women.
Shin: NORTHWIND
Leon: : D
Bombeer: Between Djinni, your NPCs, and the chat, you always have some stupidity to share.
Bombeer: You're like the Santa Claus of retardation.
Harbin: Northwind
Shin: Ho Ho Ho
Shurvivor: BoxersWoman has a Sig which rips apart a Navi's armor, only to have him wear a boxer short.
Harbin: does not exist
Harbin: anymore
Shurvivor: It's called 'Undressing Crow'.
Harbin: >:0
Shurvivor: And yes. I'm pretty idiotic. XD
Leon: xD
Bombeer: Flying around the world on April Fool's Day in your magic sleigh pulled by dodo birds.
Shin: ...........................................................
Shin: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Harbin: You should quote that one, Shur
Harbin: that's comedy gold right there
Shurvivor: Working on it.
Bombeer: Granted sane young children the gift of stupity so they fall for half-baked pranks.
Bombeer: It just wouldn't be a holiday without you.
Harbin: stupity : D
Shurvivor: Let the man finish first.
Bombeer: I'm done.
Shin: Ok, I can't breathe. XD

HO HO HO, MERRY RETARDATION!

Quote (Good job)

Aim: Going downstairs to get lunch, be back soon
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: Seeya.
Twi: And to a lesser extent, Aim.
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: I had a bagel. ^^
Twi: ...
Twi: SANDVICH
DNRRND: XD
Twi: SAAAANDVICH
Aim: I think at this point I stay stupid perverted sh*t even more than Shur does >,>
Twi: [Goes to make one]
Twi: Yes
dark: *eats twi's sandvich*
Twi: You do.
Twi: ...
Twi: I haven't made it yet
DNRRND: Apparently I was berated for doing this
DNRRND: Last night o.o
Twi: Enjoy your empty air
dark: I ate it from the future.
Twi: Oh
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: Wow, dark just made me chuckle.
Twi: Well I'll have to make it poisoned then
Valis: He ate your sandvich....from the future!
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: Apocalypse now? .__.
Valis: Aww...too slow
Twi: YOU CAN'T STOP IT NOW IF YOU WANTED TO
dark: like how zetta time travels into the past to fight overlords.
Twi: IT IS INEVITABLE
Twi: YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN THE SANDWICH
Twi: ALL I HAVE TO DO IT POISON IT
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: *Sandvich
Twi: *Sandvich
dark: *shoots twi's parents*
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: >_<
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: >_____________<
Twi: So you shot a jar of ash and some guy I don't know.
Twi: Thanks.
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: You better have a witty comeback for this, Twi.
Rock_N_Roll_Fantasy: Good.
Twi: [Goes to get food]
Valis: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080916.jpg
Twi: And while I'm gone-
Twi: (Feb 07-08:11) Twi: #gag dark
(Feb 07-08:11) The user has been gagged.

Heh.

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AimMan: I like RPing my guys getting f*cked, really. XD


Pfft, context.

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dark: yoh, shur!
Samurai: I just have the entire profile in my head.
Harbin: [trips aim]
Samurai: YOH DARK.
AimMan: I made it the very first day you even said you were going to have such an RP
AimMan: *is tripped*
Samurai: DARKYOH.
Harbin: [kicks]
AimMan: *is kicked*
dark: *points at navi shop* you know what you must do.
AimMan: Wait D:
Samurai: Yes.
AimMan: kicked like physically
Samurai: I know what to do.
AimMan: Not like from chat
Samurai: Bomber, it's all yours. : D
Harbin: Physically
Harbin: : D
AimMan: lol Shur
Harbin: BOMBER
dark: YOU DICK! D:<
Harbin: GO FORTH
Harbin: AND DO YOUR DUTY
MagicCereal: D:
Samurai: : D
Harbin: YOU CAN DO IT
Bomber: I only take orders of 20000z or more.
Harbin: WE HAVE FAITH IN YOU
dark: >:
Harbin: ouch, burn
Bomber: AFFLUENCE
Harbin: I need 25k
Bomber: I HAVE IT
Bomber: YOU DON'T
dark: you are a bigger dick bomber.
Bomber: *snooty laugh*
Harbin: more like Apathy
Bomber: Yeah, that too.
dark: *stabs bomber in the legs*
Samurai: I might mod you tomorrow, Dark.
Samurai: But not now. >:
Samurai: Y'see, I'm pregnant. But it'll be over tomorrow.
dark: then get an abortion.
Samurai: BUT I WANT THE CHILD!
dark: YOU ARE UNDESERVING!
MagicCereal: but you're the father D:
Samurai: I'm also the mother.
dark: Yeano.
Samurai: *thumbs up*
Bomber: Shur's asexual.
Samurai: I'm Jesus.
Bomber: Same thing.
Bomber: *smited*
Samurai: IF JESUS CAN GET A WOMAN PREGNANT WITHOUT SEXUAL CONTACT, THEN I CAN MAKE MYSELF PREGNANT.
dark: No. Your jesus junior. just like joshua.
Samurai: I'm calling him Wollywoznot.
dark: you don't have such a power until you rank up to become jesus.
Samurai: He'll be the new head of the new religion.
Bomber: Will he be a citizen of Whazzap?
Samurai: Wollywoznotism.
DNRRND: XD
Samurai: And it'll be so lame, that no one will care about religion anymore.
DNRRND: SHURY
DNRRND: I THINK I'M PREGNANT
Samurai: And all trouble in the world will be over.
dark: must...quote...


Today is a good day for chat quotes. myess.

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Aim: That's weird
Asator: (at least this lets me focus on Greco's request, though
Asator: )
Aim: Pocket's fighting Bashers, but I don't see them on the list of Netopia viruses >,>
Asator: Magnum
Mog: >__>
PaladinGC: Magnum
Aim: Oh
Mog: Magnum
Aim: Thanks, Goroke
Dead_Heat: Magnum
Bomber: XD
PaladinGC: XD
Mog: Magnum
PaladinGC: XDXD
Bomber: ...
Bomber: Thanks guys.
Asator: *smacks Heat and Goroke*
Bomber: *headdesk*
PaladinGC: XD


Magnum

Quote (A Healthy Nautical Conversation)

Shin: <slams hand on deck>
Dead_Heat: You pervert D:<
Aim: ....
Aim: Can we not touch your ship without being a pervert?
Dead_Heat: Have to use this joke a lot today
MagicCereal: call us names, but no matter what we'll just sail along
Dead_Heat: because by tomorrow it's old
Dead_Heat: and sexually abusing Ship will be normal
Shin: I'm pretty sure that was dirdeckted to me
Pocket: I WANT TO DOCK IN HER PORT AND SINK MY ANCHOR.
Hiko: I want to poop on her deck.
Dead_Heat: Wow, this time legitimately
Aim: I WANT TO MOUNT HER BACK AND THROW OUT MY DHINGY
MagicCereal: your anchor is covered in algae >:0
Hiko: xD
Shin: ....
Pocket: UNLOAD ALL MY SEA<people>
Aim: XD
Aim: XDXDXD
Shin: *monkies
Dead_Heat: You guys are... eh
Raigingeki: XD
Dead_Heat: I guess calling that perverted would be reading too much into it, right?
Dead_Heat: It's just regular sea terms

Quote (Dysfunctional Siblings)

Dead_Heat: I'm not feeling a bond here, Aim.
Dead_Heat: Your Link power isn't very high
Aim: :[
Shin: Build that S-Link better, will you? <<;
Aim: BUT THINK OF EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU
Aim: I MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR NAVI
Aim: I REFUSED TO WATCH THE VIDEOS YOU SENT ME
Aim: I FORCED YOU TO DO THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO
Dead_Heat: EVERYONE DOES ALL OF THOSE THINGS, AIM
Aim: :<
Shin: ....
Shin: Quoted.

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(Feb 13-09:46) Asator: hm...
(Feb 13-09:46) Asator: Hey Steve, is it true there's a haunted residence hall out there at your school?
(Feb 13-09:47) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: ...
(Feb 13-09:47) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: Yugioh GX?
(Feb 13-09:48) Asator: except maybe not a load of shit?
(Feb 13-09:49) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: Yes of course
(Feb 13-09:50) SpaceMonkeySteve: Yep.
(Feb 13-09:50) SpaceMonkeySteve: Dearmont.
(Feb 13-09:51) SpaceMonkeySteve: Supposedly, a girl drowned herself in a bathtub.
(Feb 13-09:51) SpaceMonkeySteve: And the legend goes that the SEMO people were too lazy to pull the tub out of the building, so they built a shelf over it.
(Feb 13-09:52) SpaceMonkeySteve: The theatre hall is haunted too. My mother actually saw the ghost there when she went to school there.
(Feb 13-09:52) Asator: They...built a shelf over it...
(Feb 13-09:52) SpaceMonkeySteve: That's how the story goes.
(Feb 13-09:52) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: Picj
(Feb 13-09:52) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: Damn Friday the 13th
(Feb 13-09:53) Asator: So someone could go around smashing shelves and maybe eventually find it?
(Feb 13-09:53) SpaceMonkeySteve: I suppose.
(Feb 13-09:54) SpaceMonkeySteve: Dearmont is the oldest, crappiest residence hall though, so I'm sure that there are plenty of lazy 'renovations' like that.
(Feb 13-09:54) SpaceMonkeySteve: Those are the two big ones, Dearmont and Rose Theatre.
(Feb 13-09:55) SpaceMonkeySteve: Like I said, my mom actually saw the ghost in Rose Theatre.
(Feb 13-09:55) Asator: awesome
(Feb 13-09:55) Raigingeki: later all
(Feb 13-09:55) Asator: Incidentally, would Dearmont be the hall they shunt all the new students into before they can transfer to less crappy ones?
(Feb 13-09:56) Raigingeki has left.
(Feb 13-09:56) SpaceMonkeySteve: pretty much.
(Feb 13-09:56) Asator: called it
(Feb 13-09:56) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: XD
(Feb 13-09:56) SpaceMonkeySteve: Oh, my appologies, it was Cheney hall, not Dearmont.
(Feb 13-09:56) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: We have those too
(Feb 13-09:56) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: XD
(Feb 13-09:56) SpaceMonkeySteve: Cheny is pretty old, too.
(Feb 13-09:56) SpaceMonkeySteve: http://www2.semo.edu/apo/Public%20Relation...08/APOsle_2.ppt
(Feb 13-09:57) SpaceMonkeySteve: it's on the second page
(Feb 13-09:57) SpaceMonkeySteve: My mom saw the first ghost in Rose Theatre.
(Feb 13-09:57) SpaceMonkeySteve: The woman.
(Feb 13-09:58) Asator: SEMO is officially awesome
(Feb 13-09:59) SpaceMonkeySteve: She was going into the theatre with two other students to set some stuff up after hours.
(Feb 13-09:59) SpaceMonkeySteve: And the doors were locked.
(Feb 13-09:59) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: Heheh
(Feb 13-09:59) SpaceMonkeySteve: So my mom went to check the other set of doors
(Feb 13-09:59) Theressuchathingasshadowfury: This sounds like a friday the 13th movie
(Feb 13-10:00) Asator: stop interrupting story time, longass
(Feb 13-10:00) SpaceMonkeySteve: They were unlocked, and when she went in, she thought she saw one of the other students come through the other set of doors.
(Feb 13-10:00) SpaceMonkeySteve: She called out to her, but she ignored her.
(Feb 13-10:00) SpaceMonkeySteve: Enventually, she stopped at a point in the rows, looked up at my mom, and vanished into thin air.
(Feb 13-10:01) SpaceMonkeySteve: So my mom freaked, ran back out, got the other two girls, explained what she saw, and then the three of them went back to where they saw her dissappear.
(Feb 13-10:01) SpaceMonkeySteve: HELP was written in masking tape on the floor exactly where the girl vanished.
(Feb 13-10:01) SpaceMonkeySteve: So yeah.
(Feb 13-10:02) Asator: Help...
(Feb 13-10:02) SpaceMonkeySteve: Most older universities have at least a couple places that are haunted, though.
(Feb 13-10:02) Asator: Always wondered why a ghost would cry for help
(Feb 13-10:02) SpaceMonkeySteve: Since they are so old and so many people go through tere.
(Feb 13-10:02) SpaceMonkeySteve: Search me.
(Feb 13-10:02) SpaceMonkeySteve: I've actually been to Rose theatre by myself before, nothing.
(Feb 13-10:08) SpaceMonkeySteve: So that's the paranomal activity at my school.
(Feb 13-10:08) SpaceMonkeySteve: I have to fight ghosts, computors, and ghost computors.
(Feb 13-10:08) SpaceMonkeySteve: Just to get to class.


Not really an outtake, but a cool chat ghost story for Friday the 13th.

Quote (No Jews on RE:RN)

Hiko: Oh lord.
Hiko: I officially love nerfs now.
Dead_Shuryou: Just as God nerfed your face?
Hiko: That's "adonai" to you.
Dead_Shuryou: ...
Dead_Shuryou: Who are you referring to?
Hiko: Learn 2 Judaism?
Hiko: : D
Dead_Shuryou: Eh, no.
Hiko: It's basically an unpronounceable word spelled with two yuds in Hebrew.
Hiko: You say 'adonai' as 'our lord.' It's not even really a word.
Dead_Shuryou: I call him 'dad'.
MagicCereal: ...and when you first said it I thought it was Japanese or something XD;
Hiko: :'D

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Knight2421: It's to lure usinfidels into their trap
PaladinGC: less pizza
PaladinGC: moar spacebar
Knight2421: Hey
Knight2421: I only missed one
Bomber5366: XD
Knight2421: I'm getting better at this
PaladinGC: XD
Bomber5366: No you're not. D:
PaladinGC: XD
Knight2421: Yes I am
Knight2421: See?
PaladinGC: What bomber said
Bomber5366: ...That last line didn't even need spaces. D:
PaladinGC: XD
Knight2421: All it takes is some concentration.
Knight2421: And strong thumbs.
RevivedSin: Admit it Knight, you're almost as screwed as Pally when it comes to keyboards
Bomber5366: Which is what Pally's been saying the whole time.
Bomber5366: Less pizza, more spacebar. XD
Dutch_Gundam: YesIam
RevivedSin: YES, MY LORD
Knight2421: ...
RevivedSin: Ok
Knight2421: LEDOUCHE VI BRITANNIA
RevivedSin: I'll post some ideas later or something
PaladinGC: XD
RevivedSin: ....
Dutch_Gundam: Traitor.
Knight2421: ...
PaladinGC: I hate this keyboard
PaladinGC: hate it hate it
RevivedSin: C-can I quote that, Knight? XD

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PA_Master: No, it was all part of the scheme.
PA_Master: Believe it or not, Harbin, people are capable of autonomous action.
Hiko: I want a TreeBomb.
Hiko: ;_;
Harbin: capable of autonomous action is why I say
Dead_Shuryou: I want a TeethBomb.
Harbin: 'jumped on the bandwagon
Harbin: '
Harbin: rather than
Harbin: 'they followed me like the mindless sheep they are'
Aim: You're so polite Harbin

Quote (Chatroom;M:tG)

Grim: Mach would be a 8/5 White Monster
Hiko: My deck is a spell deck, right?
Enrique: It could be Wind/Plant.
Enrique: It's not fun when you make your own characters awfully strong. <,<;
Grim: First Strike, Haste.
Hiko: gelectrode: 0/1. when you tap, it does 1 damage to a player.
Hiko: or monster
Hiko: And when you play a sorcery or instant
Hiko: it untaps
Hiko: :'D
Hiko: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
PaladinGC: Broadside would be a play set of cards. XD
Hiko: Izzet Chronarch: when it comes into play, you take a sorcery or instant back from the graveyard
Grim: Aera:  4/3 White monster.  Tap to grant Machman +1/+3
Hiko: And wait wait wait
Enrique: I'd tap Aera.
Hiko: this is the best one
Hiko: Wee Dragonauts
Hiko: 1/3, flying
Grim: *smacks shur*
PaladinGC: XD
Enrique: XD
Hiko: whenever you play an instant or sorcery, it gets +2/+0
Grim: DX


*taps*

Quote (Ship.EXE)

Valis: I think it's a neat idea for a navi.....*Ponders*
Valis: Though if she's a cruise ship she must be huge
Asator: ...
Asator: oh, what the hell, Merrick...
Asator: Creating replicators?
Enrique: Merrick?
Asator: sorry, watching Stargate: The Ark of Truth
MagicCereal: you would >:0
Tarkya has joined.
Enrique: *suddenly thinks of Ship.EXE as the Ark of Noah*
DNRND: XD
Mog: ...
Mog: I bet there would be a time when all of us navis goes inside Ship >___>
Grim: hm... now I need to find some sprites with curly hair...
Valis: Dude....wandering around the ship...which is technically her.....that's like...a whole freakin' mind field of innuendo
Mog: exactly~
Valis: *Runs hand sensually down a railing on a stair case* XP
Valis: Dear god don't fondle the curtains!
Grim: Hm... did heat give an idea as to Ship's (humanoid form) age, height, etc.?
DNRND: XD
Grim: *trying to find an appropriate sprite base*
Valis: Doesn't look like there's any size specification
Enrique: (She's a loli)
Grim: ah...
Valis: Oh god that's even worse
Grim: well, that makes it easier.
Asator: haha oh wow
Valis: I can see the engine room of the ship with a huge sealed, impenitrable door marked "Private"
English_Ninja: .....
Grim: since most little sprites have less to work on.
Enrique: AkA chastity 'lock'.
Valis: X3
Valis: Bahahahaha
English_Ninja: you..people.
English_Ninja: .....
Grim: hey, I'm just trying to sprite her, not get into her bridge...
Valis: Sorry, can't help it, I blame my imagination
Valis: It latches onto something and goes nuts


Great start for Heat.

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Mog: I cam
Mog: e

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Mog: From modstrubating


Whee~ Context.

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Bomber: GOROKE, YOU LIAR
Bomber: YOU ARE AT YOUR DESK
Mog: SO ARE YOU
Bomber: I DIDN'T CLAIM TO NOT BE
Mog: YOU CLAIM TO BE A BOMBER, BUT HAVE YOU EVER BOMBED SOEMTHIN?
darkstar: *bombs bomber*
Bomber: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT?
Mog: NO
Mog: AND STOP WITH THE CAPLOCK
Bomber: ALRIGHT THEN
Mog: FINE
Enrique: OK, so...
Bomber: YOU TOO
Mog: GOOD
Bomber: XD

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Lux: I think...
Lux: That this may be an oppurtune time to go and eat lunch.
Lux: As the conversation seems to have arrived at a ...
PaladinGC has joined.
Bomber: Standstill?
Lux: momentary lull...
Bomber: INTERVENTION
Lux: Drat.
Lux: Hello Greco.
Bomber: HERE COMES THE PALLY
Grim has joined.
Bomber: AND THE GRIM
Lux: AND GRIM?
Bomber: YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT, LUX.
Lux: Hello Grim.
Lux: GREAT|
Bomber: NO LUNCH FOR YOU


>:3