Happy Birthday EN.

I SEE THAT LOOKING BACK NOBODY CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY.

...except Legoroy.

I owe him a hug.

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*holsters gunblade* HAH! Having a 255 point in accuracy is great when you can get this thing to actually fire bullets once in a while.

Don't you need to hold R2 while slashing me to effectively kill me or damage me?

Also, I'm a zombie.

And we're getting off topic.

I mean, I'd have outtakes, BUUUUUUT I'm banned. Again.

I find how many of the recent outtakes are alot about me and stuff kinda funny. And disturbing, in a way.

I GUESS YOU GUYS REALLY DO LIKE ME AFTE-*shot*

Hey, a new guy! Welcome to the board, man! (And another 15 year old at that!)

Take it from me, this is a pretty good board. I've been here.. maybe.... a few years? I dunno. Enjoy your stay.

Hitokiri falls to the ground from the impact of colliding with the Spikey. He hops up, returning to his circle of swords. The result of the attact was just was he was looking for.

"Now for the master plan to come into affect".

Glenn was a bit puzzled. He hadn't been paying much attention, reading a small manga book. Hitokiri screamed

"What the heck are you doing!? Get your head in the game!"

Glenn, who had his legs up on his desk and was leaning back, jumped in his seat and the chair tipped backwards. The navi heard a loud "CRACK!" as it hit the floor. "...Sorry.." Glenn apologized.

"It's just that, you do really well in battles that I don't feel I need to assist you except to slot in."

"That's nonsense" Hitokiri reassured him. "Now let's do this like a team."

"Alright." After a quick scan of the area, Glenn knew Hitokiri's plan. A shotgun was put in the chamber in no time, and it was already materializing on Hitokiri's arm. He aimed, prepared for kickback, made sure not to miss, and fired. The bullet sailed through the air, towards his enemies. The intention was to hit one of the previously hit Fishys and pierce back to the other. Glenn then began to imput the code for Hitokiri's signature move: Blade Wheel.

Each sword shone brightly in the air, reading the code and reacting to it. They floated down to Hitokiri's hight, moved outward and began spinning. Hitokiri pointed his finger straight in the air. A grin spread quickly across his face, and each blade was spinning, as well as orbiting around him. "Take this! BLADE WHEEL!" He pointed at the nearest Metool. The blades responded to this command, rising up lightning fast and flying towards his adversary.

The blades return to Hitokiri, slowing down, and halting mid air above Hitokiri in their former place. He prepared for any retaliations once again. A safe navi is a good navi.

OVERVIEW:
Shotgun to FishyA - 50dmg (Pierce to FishyB - 50dmg)
Blade Wheel to MetoolA - 60dmg
Dodge

Yeah. I checked out Whirled once. It has some decent games, and I like the whole "Make your own avatar" or buy from people who have made avatars. This results in HOLY SHIT sized avatars though.

I like that little beat 'em up too.

Also I rickroll everything.

What, by raping you?

Nah, it ended because Leon got bored, and I got bored.

ALSO STOP USING 4CHAN QUOTES.

((THIS THREAD IS ONLY JUST UNDER A YEAR OLD. AM I TOO LATE!?))

"That was quicker than expected", Hitokiri said. His swords just began to slip out. In a heartbeat, there they were. Each and every one gleaming as though they had never endured a battle. Glenn thought they were a bit of programming genius, but he had seen better. He just wanted an excuse to see his navi above all others. Programming genious or not, a personality error made him seem so unperfect. Glenn was bugged by this, being a perfectionist. (Eh. It keeps him happy.) Glenn thought to himself. But what could be pinned under that joyful emotion?

Immediately, a blade began to shine white among it's bretheren. Hitokiri knew that the sword chip had just been slotted in. Glenn didn't need to let Hitokiri know, because once he got his hands on it, he knew what to do. The sword began to move into motion, swinging around. It stopped infront of Hitokiri, and then pointed inbetween two of the three Fishy virii. Hitokiri commanded it with his mind, and with a small command, it flew. Twirling in a neat circle, it curved to the right, at an attempt to take out two stones with one bird.

The blade then reached its target. The attack was nearly at it's climax. The blade swung itself at the Fishy's, and then returned to it's master. It neatly replaced its former place amongst the swords of Hitokiri. They then each floated with eachother. Hitokiri then readied himself for the oncoming attack from the virii.

OVERVIEW:
Sword to FishyA - 80 dmg
Sword to FishyB - 80 dmg
Dodge

http://kotaku.com/5088096/turkish-solid-sn...s-out-of-prison

This guy probably played way too much MGS.

I actually just came up with another idea.

Scrapping the "virii don't always attack" thing that Heat disagreed with, I see why. A more, fast paced battle seems a tad bit better. Thought what we could do is give the mod.. a sort of resource that could be renamed better (Bandwith, data, etc. etc.) that he can use. Mods could use this to alter the area for players, one at a time or both, could use both of those techniques. The resources could also bring more enemies to battle, or enhance them, and pretty much everything bad in the book for the players. So then, the Mod can't go FULL OUT OMG UR GONNA DIEEEZZZZ (Which I think Twi will dislike not having that power xD) but they will still be able to dish out some things, and keep it fast-paced and the players on their feet. This would also get rid of the whole "pick crummy virii and not die" because the player himself would get bad chips, and then the mod could just say "It's your fault for trying to cheat the rules" and crush them.

With the resource system, mods could have weaker tier cards for little amounts of resources/data/bandwith/whatever to god tier cards for large amounts. So then you'd know if the mod isn't making many moves, he could be saving up for DE BANHAMMER. The Mod could maybe have "chance cards" that give him extra resources, subtract resources, maybe freeze him from movement, give him access to certain cards and such, so pretty much being a 50/50 thing.

Keep note, I was writing this while recovering from a small bit of writer's block.
That or just tired hands.

EDIT: Also, to Heat's post, with the Law Neutral Mafia system, isn't that alot like the DnD system, with characters being Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic? That being said, good idea. Maybe you could add in chips or other things that work better when you're more mafia, or good. Maybe even areas could work with this. Say when you're put in an undernet style stage, Mafia characters would work better there, but they wouldn't work as well in some place like Netopia or AC/DC.