Random Outtakes

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You have joined room: Lobby
Next up: St. Patrick's Day.
Mog: Meh
Mog: Found out how to Alt tab the tab XD
Live_Heat: Uh, but yeah, I like it when that happens at bowling allies
Live_Heat: *alleys
MagicCereal: :0
Mog: BEHIND THE BOWLING ALLEYS?
Mog: YEA, DO THAT STUFF, HEAT
Live_Heat: :3
Live_Heat: THAT'S WHERE I TAKE MY VICTIMS
Mog: YEA!...wait what?
Live_Heat: : D
Mog: I guess we're not in the same sync here, Heat
Live_Heat: SORRY
Live_Heat: I MISTYPED
Live_Heat: I MEANT FLY HONIES
Live_Heat: NOT VICTIMS
Mog: OH
Mog: OK
Mog: AWESOME
Mog: KEEP IT UP
Aim: ....
Aim: Don't you think him taking them behind the bowling alley
Aim: Is still a little suspicious?
Mog: Not at all
Mog: That's where I take all of my Fly Honies
Live_Heat: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NONE :I
Live_Heat: Is it "Honeys?"
Live_Heat: WHO CARES HOW YOU SPELL EM
Live_Heat: LONG AS THEY FLY
Mog: FUCK YEA
MagicCereal: (throws a Jar of Fly Honey at Heat)
Mog: FLYING

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(Feb 16-01:45) Asator: Also, when you're done modding, I should make an announcement that hell has frozen over and an ice skating rink is under construction.
(Feb 16-01:45) PaladinGC: XD
(Feb 16-01:45) Asator: And the forcast calls for a slight chance of donuts raining from the sky.
(Feb 16-01:46) PaladinGC: May I ask...
(Feb 16-01:46) PaladinGC: why?
(Feb 16-01:46) Asator: the donuts?  Random thing I've added to "when hell freezes over" occasionally.
(Feb 16-01:46) PaladinGC: I meant about the whole thing XD
(Feb 16-01:47) Asator: oh, because you'll have modded three times and I'll have posted twice in the span of only two days.
(Feb 16-01:48) MagicCereal: I always thought it was RollingLog
(Feb 16-01:48) MagicCereal: D:
(Feb 16-01:48) Shin: ....
(Feb 16-01:48) Shin: HOLY SHIT
(Feb 16-01:49) Asator: catch those donuts while you can
(Feb 16-01:49) Shin: ....
(Feb 16-01:49) Aim: : D
(Feb 16-01:49) Shin:
(Feb 16-01:49) PaladinGC: So quoted.

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(11:38:55 AM) Sora-Chan: yes i just have about a responce to everything
(11:39:54 AM) Drakim: no you don't
(11:39:59 AM) Drakim: THE NEXT STATEMENT IS FALSE
(11:40:08 AM) Sora-Chan: the previous statement is true
(11:40:12 AM) Drakim: DX
(11:40:15 AM) Sora-Chan:
(11:40:17 AM) Drakim: hmmmmmmm
(11:40:58 AM) Drakim: Colorless green dreams sleep furiously
(11:41:45 AM) Sora-Chan: ah but the crying hyena plays the Cello
(11:41:52 AM) Drakim: failure
(11:41:56 AM) Drakim: mine is actually something
(11:41:59 AM) Drakim: google it
(11:42:01 AM) Drakim: : D
(11:42:14 AM) Sora-Chan: um.. its not a failure since it sstill a responce
(11:42:18 AM) Sora-Chan: so ha
(11:42:21 AM) Drakim: yeah but your is meaningless
(11:42:27 AM) Drakim: >:
(11:42:27 AM) Sora-Chan: not really
(11:42:32 AM) Drakim: mine has historical context
(11:42:36 AM) Sora-Chan: it has very deep meaning
(11:42:41 AM) Sora-Chan: in a poetic kind of way
(11:42:47 AM) Drakim: DX
(11:43:07 AM) Drakim: next try
(11:43:15 AM) Drakim: Have you stopped being an asshole? y/n
(11:43:58 AM) Sora-Chan: responce: i hate ____
(11:44:15 AM) Sora-Chan: (11:43:37 AM) Raptor: Drakim.. YOU CAN"T WIN
(11:43:40 AM) Raptor: I"VE TRIED
(11:44:29 AM) Sora-Chan: listen to the man with experiance
(11:45:18 AM) Drakim: nevar
(11:45:32 AM) Drakim: Sora's next statement will be reversed only if it's negative towards Drakim
(11:46:12 AM) Sora-Chan: drakim really really hates fish
(11:46:22 AM) Drakim: hah
(11:46:27 AM) Sora-Chan: >.>
(11:46:29 AM) Drakim: I really really love fish
(11:46:33 AM) Drakim: and I do in RL
(11:46:35 AM) Drakim: so you fail
(11:46:52 AM) Sora-Chan: ah but heres the thing! its reversed so that means sora really really likes fish
(11:46:58 AM) Drakim: what
(11:46:59 AM) Sora-Chan: due to the fact it is negative!
(11:47:02 AM) Drakim: that's not reversed D:
(11:47:05 AM) Drakim: that's revised!
(11:47:12 AM) Sora-Chan: nope
(11:47:38 AM) Drakim: >:
(11:47:45 AM) Drakim: Sora's next statement is mu
(11:48:17 AM) Sora-Chan: Mu is a character i used to play, along with Nu
(11:48:29 AM) Sora-Chan: true story
(11:48:37 AM) Drakim: <<
(11:48:38 AM) Drakim: too bad
(11:48:45 AM) Drakim: Mu is a word, not a name
(11:48:56 AM) Sora-Chan: ah but Mu can be a name
(11:49:05 AM) Sora-Chan: it is a greek letter
(11:49:08 AM) Drakim: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(negative)
(11:49:14 AM) Sora-Chan: and the characters were named after the letters
(11:49:34 AM) Sora-Chan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_(letter)
(11:49:38 AM) Sora-Chan: so ha
(11:49:42 AM) Drakim: >:
(11:50:21 AM) Drakim: for each statement after this one, this statement morphs. The statement morphs into a direct, yet witty, counter to the statement that morphed it.
(11:50:37 AM) Sora-Chan: i have been morphed, there for i am
(11:51:03 AM) Sora-Chan: (11:50:53 AM) Raptor: SERIOUSLY
(11:50:57 AM) Raptor: STOP HURTING YOURSELF!
(11:51:15 AM) Drakim: nyhahah
(11:51:18 AM) Drakim:                 
(11:51:45 AM) Sora-Chan: i see blank, all hail the blank of blank!
(11:52:38 AM) Drakim: >:
(11:59:36 AM) Sora-Chan: give up?
(12:00:30 PM) Drakim: nyhahaha
(12:00:46 PM) Sora-Chan: nice evil cat girl laugh you got there
(12:00:48 PM) Drakim: Should this statement be countered, then Sora will have mondays forever!
(12:02:02 PM) Sora-Chan: ah but to have mondays there must be other days as well otherwise there would be no name for the day it is. monday is always right after sunday and right before tuesday! there for your statement to make me have mondays creates a paradox which cancels out your statement
(12:08:11 PM) Drakim: ah, sure
(12:08:12 PM) Drakim: but
(12:08:24 PM) Drakim: that doesn't mean that monday can't be really long
(12:08:28 PM) Drakim: as long as there are other days
(12:08:34 PM) Drakim: so I declare 2009 the monday year
(12:09:41 PM) Sora-Chan: a year where its the same day as time has frozen? sweet, on a very nice day too! nice and clear outsidea nd nice and cool too
(12:09:55 PM) Drakim: but it's still monday
(12:10:00 PM) Drakim: you have to go to work every single day
(12:11:04 PM) Sora-Chan: ah you just tripped over yourself you said you made monday really long, meaning it cant change to another day meaning it has to stay before midnight the whole year through, there for its not every single day since the whole year is just one day total
(12:11:19 PM) Drakim: hmmmmm
(12:11:28 PM) Drakim: but then nothing of your stuff will come out
(12:11:34 PM) Drakim: no new TV shows
(12:11:35 PM) Drakim: etc
(12:11:50 PM) Sora-Chan: who cares? i have the internet
(12:11:59 PM) Drakim: which will remain the same forever
(12:12:03 PM) Drakim: no new youtubes
(12:12:10 PM) Sora-Chan: heres the thing
(12:12:10 PM) Drakim: no new posts on the forums
(12:12:12 PM) Sora-Chan: its not forever
(12:12:14 PM) Sora-Chan: just for the year
(12:12:15 PM) Sora-Chan: also
(12:12:24 PM) Sora-Chan: theres enough stuff on youtube right now to last a few good years
(12:12:36 PM) Sora-Chan: of constant watching
(12:12:40 PM) Sora-Chan: and thats just youtube
(12:12:47 PM) Sora-Chan: i could also go to niconico
(12:12:53 PM) Drakim: ...
(12:12:54 PM) Sora-Chan: and what not for enough content to last me the whole year
(12:12:56 PM) Drakim: oh yeah?
(12:13:06 PM) Drakim: MIRROR PLUS ONE NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
(12:13:33 PM) Sora-Chan: drakim evil clone equals negative one
(12:14:05 PM) Sora-Chan: or in better terms for you....
(12:14:23 PM) Sora-Chan: var DrakimEvilClone = -1;
(12:14:28 PM) Drakim: hahahahahah
(12:14:29 PM) Drakim: I win
(12:14:33 PM) Drakim: Drakim's evil clone
(12:14:33 PM) Sora-Chan: nope
(12:14:34 PM) Drakim: what a joke
(12:14:35 PM) Drakim: >:
(12:14:51 PM) Drakim: Sora's girl clone! She is Sora, but a GIRL
(12:14:54 PM) Drakim: how amazing
(12:15:08 PM) Sora-Chan: ah! but heres the whole mirror thing
(12:15:24 PM) Sora-Chan: it reflects back at me but my evil clone, which means my evil clone has a value of -1
(12:15:27 PM) Drakim: Look behind you! A three headed monkey!
(12:15:35 PM) Sora-Chan: plus 1 makes my evil clone have a value of 0
(12:15:39 PM) Sora-Chan: there for non existant
(12:15:54 PM) Sora-Chan: also i see your three headed monkey and raise you a cerberus
(12:16:14 PM) Sora-Chan: with one of the three heads being a poodle!
(12:16:48 PM) Drakim: Look not at the monkey, for the monkey will surely look back at you
(12:17:20 PM) Sora-Chan: ah but i'm playing a gameboy and you know the old saying, monkey see, monkey do
(12:17:59 PM) Drakim: I really should write a bot to argue with you
(12:18:08 PM) Sora-Chan: i'd probably end up breaking it

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ProjectZeta -ll-: Hoshit scout update
ProjectZeta -ll-: lol j/k
[DAFT] Enigmatic`Soldier -ll-: ... -fell for it-
ProjectZeta -ll-: :3

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Harbin has left.
English_Ninja: TF2 isn't even booting for me XD
Lux: HOW WILL I PLAY SPY WITH ALL THE SCOUTS RUNNIN AROUND?
English_Ninja: YOU WON'T
The_Scout has joined.
English_Ninja: HA HA
Lux: THEY'RE TOO FAST
English_Ninja: PLAY SCOUT
English_Ninja: ....
Shin: ....
MagicCereal: WHEE I'M BACK
Lux: IT'LL GIVE ME AWAY
The_Scout: Bonk.
Lux: :  (
English_Ninja has left.
Shin: >:
The_Pyro has joined.
Shin: ...........................
Raigingeki has left.
The_Pyro: Mmmmmph!
The_Pyro: MMMMMHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHH!
Shin: Oh the hell? DX
The_Pyro: [hoists flamethrower]
The_Demoman has joined.
The_Pyro: ....
The_Pyro: How is the Demoman even vaguely a counter...?
The_Pyro: Somebody go Natascha Heavy
The_Scout: [hits EN with the sandman]
The_Pyro: @_@
Shin: The_Pyro has joined.
Shin: ...........................
Raigingeki has left.
The_Pyro: Mmmmmph!
The_Pyro: MMMMMHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHH!
Shin: Oh the hell? DX
The_Pyro: [hoists flamethrower]
The_Demoman has joined.
The_Scout: [hits EN with force-a-nature]
The_Pyro: ...
The_Pyro: Steam's telling me that my shit is defragged
The_Pyro: err
The_Pyro: fragmented
The_Pyro: And that I should defrag
The_Pyro: I am suspicious
The_Pyro: and vaguely afraid
Shin: I
Shin: am going to eat
Shin: an apple
Shin: bye guys
MagicCereal: D:
Lux: Bye
The_Pyro: ...whatever, I have the backup discs somewhere
The_Medic has joined.
Shin: ..........................
Pocket has joined.
The_Pyro: :0
The_Medic: *Walks behind Medic*
Aim: Hey Medic : D
The_Medic: *Heals*
The_Spy has joined.
The_Medic has left.
The_Spy: Just kidding
DNRRND: Damn you TF2
The_Spy: *Stab*
Pocket: THE MEDIC WAS A SPY
The_Spy has left.
DNRRND: What have your wroth!?
The_Pyro: He never really was on our side!
Shin: ....
The_Scout: THAT SPY AIN'T ONE' A US!
MagicCereal has left.
Lux: Darn font
Shin: Spy sappin' mah sentry
The_Pyro: OH GOD
Lux: It was a dead giveaway
Aim has left.
Shin: ...........................................................
The_Pyro: MY INTERNAL DATA FRAGMENTATION IS AT 33916120%
The_Scout: ...
The_Pyro: ACCORDING TO STEAM
The_Scout: [cough]
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage has joined.
The_Pyro: OH LAAAWRD
Shin: What? <<;
The_Pyro: XDXD
The_Scout: This does not look good here, people.
The_Pyro: [bows to the Train God]
The_Demoman: XD
The_Scout: [rides the train]
The_Pyro: mhmhmmmmhph.
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame has joined.
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: >:[
The_Pyro: [high-fives]
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: : (
The_Scout: [high fives]
Shin: ............................................................................................................
The_Scout: EN and I found out how to ride the train
The_Scout: : D
The_Scout: It's awesome
The_Pyro: : D
The_Demoman: [does not high five]
The_Pyro: It was...a failed suicide
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: >:[
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: D:
The_Pyro: Eon missed the front of the train
The_Pyro: and landed on the side instead
The_Scout: : D
The_Pyro: ...
The_Scout: and then it was a failure turned epic
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: Heat's beating his head in with his own fists
The_Pyro: You do realize that the instant Asator reappears he's going to wig out and boot us all
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: :0
Lux: HOW DOES A TRAIN KNOW THIS?
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: True
The_Pyro: ALL-KNOWING TRAIN GOD
The_Pyro: SNUFFS LIVES AT WILL
The_Pyro: OR INSTANTLY TRANSPORTS THE BLESSED TO HIGHER REALMS
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: : D
The_Pyro: SUCH AS FLOATING GLITCHES
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: he better not boot me, since I'm just making fun of it >:0
The_Demoman: *chorus of heavenly voices*
The_Pyro: The Train God is almighty
The_Pyro: Nobody fucks with the Train God
Shin: How are you even talking? <<;
Lux: Language
The_Pyro: ...
The_Pyro: Mask's off
The_Pyro: [flamethrowers Lux]
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: Except Sabin and Cyan :<
The_Scout: Lux, go mod someone >:0
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: They f*ck with the train God
Lux: *Was A spy all along*
The_Pyro: [Axetinguishes]
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: and Shadow : (
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: lol
The_Scout: I wonder
The_Scout: how the sandman
The_Scout: is going to work on heavies
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: I killed a Demoman with a Bonesaw once
Corrupted_Child has joined.
Shin: Hrm
The_Scout: I hope their miniguns spin down
Lux: Hello.
The_Scout: : D
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: That was the height of my TF2 experience
The_Demoman: http://fc64.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/139..._by_Endling.jpg
Corrupted_Child: I have posted.  I feel happy.
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: :0
Shin: Poor Pyro
Shin: D:
Corrupted_Child: What's with all the "The" people?
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: beats me
The_Pyro: TF2 update.
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: I'm just poking fun at it with this name
Shin: It's from TF2 being updated
The_Pyro: We're getting into the spirit of it.
The_Scout: I killed a heavy with the machete
The_Scout: : D
The_Scout: while he was spun up
The_Pyro: My defrag is still at 33 million %
Lux: I Backstabbed 2 people in one life.
The_Pyro: I think Steam's having an attack
Corrupted_Child: That'd be cool if I could still tell who you were.
Shin: Shit
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: The only two classes I could play were Soldier and Medic, lol
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: D:
Lux: Language, Shin
Corrupted_Child: I don't recognize the typesets.
Shin: Shut up, Lux
The_Pyro: [flamethrowers Lux]
Lux: No.
The_Pyro: [flamethrowers Shin]
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: YES
Lux: :  (
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: >:0
The_Pyro: Huddahhuh.
Shin: <burns>
Corrupted_Child: You don't disobey Lux, or the owl eats you.
Shin: ....
Corrupted_Child: Or someting like that.
Lux: Nah
The_Demoman: Way to go... you burned the intel
Lux: Ow;s unrelated
Shin: <<;
The_Pyro: You don't disobey Lux, or EN gets you.
Lux: Owls*
Corrupted_Child: I know.
Lux: :  )
Corrupted_Child: I just like the owl.
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: You don't disobey Lux or he'll
Corrupted_Child: O RLY?
Shin: Anyway, can I quote this madness?
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: Summon something D:
Shin: <<;
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: What would you quote?
Lux: *Summons EN*
The_Pyro: RAAAAAAAAAAUGH
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: he'll summon censorship bars over your mouth D:
Corrupted_Child: I want to be in the wuote.
Corrupted_Child: quote.
The_Pyro: I mean
The_Pyro: MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMPH
Corrupted_Child: For epic misspellings.
The_Scout: Batter Up: Perform 1000 double jumps.
The_Scout: Lulz
The_Pyro: ....
The_Pyro: Sounds like spam to me!
The_Pyro: [ruins her spacebar]
Corrupted_Child: My theory continues to prove true.
Corrupted_Child: My theory continues to prove true.
Lux: Just imagine the Server dedicated to that achievement
Lux: How productive
The_Train_on_that_One_Stage: brb
The_Pyro: They're called achievement servers.
Lux: It must be.
The_Pyro: They exist.
Shin: Whatever, quoting anyway
Corrupted_Child: Well, The_Pyro's apparently a girl.  Other than that, I have no clue who these people are.
The_Scout: Race for the Pennant: Run 25 kilometers.
The_Pyro: They skew your stats out the nearest window.
The_Pyro: ...
The_Scout: Pyro is male
The_Pyro: The Pyro is not a girl D:
The_Pyro: But I am : D
The_Pyro: ...for better or worse
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: LIEZ
The_Pyro: :|
Corrupted_Child: [Ruins her spacebar]
Corrupted_Child: sorry.
The_Scout: Oh
The_Pyro: It's EN.
Lux: EN is Pyro
Corrupted_Child: Oh.
The_Scout: I'm Harbin
The_Pyro: EN = no Y chromosome.
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: also
The_Scout: Steam servers
Lux: Nah
The_Scout: are still clogged XD
Corrupted_Child: Wait, what?
The_Pyro: EN = manliest girl ever.
Lux: Just a bigger and better Y chromosome
The_SirNotAppearingInThisGame: HOW DARE YOU BE UNABLE TO TELL WHO I AM >:0
The_Pyro: Yeah, I'm still stuck in the middle of my defrag.
Lux: Called the X chromosome
Corrupted_Child: You said The_Pyro isn't a girl.

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The_Chat has joined.
Sora_The_Hamster_Pirate: ........
Sora_The_Hamster_Pirate: *noms on the chat*
The_Chat: Egad!
The_Chat has left.
Shurnelius: SPIT IT OUT, SORA.
Sora_The_Hamster_Pirate: ... ew it tastes like sweaty unwashed male virgins! *spits it out*
The_Chat has joined.
The_Chat: I saw my life flash before my eyes D:

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MagicCereal: (juggles his new balls : D)
Adam: I am on top. : )
Adam: : o

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Grim: *never smoked... anything*
English_Ninja: wrong DX
PaladinGC: Ditto, stay sober/// much more amusing when everyone else is wasted.
Grim: well, i did smoke beef once.
Grim: very tasty.
English_Ninja: Marajuana for medicinal purposes is available on only very limited cases
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: what?
English_Ninja: you...what?
English_Ninja: How 'buzzed' were you?
SpaceMonkeySteve: If I really want to have some fun, I'll hang out with my friends when they drink, or occasionally smoke weed.
Grim: smoked beef..
Grim: its a flavor goddamnit.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Then I can have lots of fun watching them be idiots.
PaladinGC: XD
Grim: jeebus people.
PaladinGC: XDXD
SpaceMonkeySteve: One time my friend smoked coffee.
Grim: its not like i rolled it in paper and smoked it like a cigar.
SpaceMonkeySteve: And tea.
English_Ninja: ....
PaladinGC: XD
Grim: i put it on a grill.
PaladinGC: XDXDXDXD
English_Ninja: although that would be admittedly hilarious
SpaceMonkeySteve: I laughed at him.
Grim: someone quote that.
English_Ninja: on it
PaladinGC: wow
SpaceMonkeySteve: One of my other friends was so obsessed with smoking weed back in junior high, but he didn't know where to get any.
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: Junior  high?
PaladinGC: lulz
English_Ninja: Like, seventh and eighth grade?
SpaceMonkeySteve: So he dried lawn clippings and rolled it in notebook paper.
SpaceMonkeySteve: And smoked it.
English_Ninja: ...........
SpaceMonkeySteve: Right in front of me.
English_Ninja: whaaaaaaa
PaladinGC: ..............
PaladinGC: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
SpaceMonkeySteve: Yeah, 8th grade.
English_Ninja: QUOTING THAT TOO
PaladinGC: he smoked WEEDS
SpaceMonkeySteve: I laughed at him for a good long while.
English_Ninja: XDXDXDXDXDXD
English_Ninja: weeds XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: Then his smoke detectors started going off.
PaladinGC: XDXDXD
Grim: wow.
Grim: fail

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Darkstar: we are plotting your death CC.
PaladinGC: that comes later.
PaladinGC: but yeah go ahead
Corrupted_Child: Well that's obvious.
Corrupted_Child: Ah, the cave.
Corrupted_Child: I remember my time there well.
Corrupted_Child: I kept suggesting a licence system to keep noobs out of the Undernet.
Corrupted_Child: The current system works too, though.
PaladinGC: now we let n00bs into the undernet
PaladinGC: ....they never come back out though.
Corrupted_Child: No one's posted there at all, unless it's invisible.
Darkstar: OMEGA VIRUSES!
Corrupted_Child: Ah Sgt. Porter.
Corrupted_Child: I don't remember him fondly.
Braden: heh
Corrupted_Child: POINT BLANK!
PaladinGC: The n00bs see no-one has posted there and generally wait to find out why the level 30+ characters have stayed out of it.
Darkstar: Sgt. Porter is steve.
Corrupted_Child: !!!!!!!!!
Corrupted_Child: jk
Corrupted_Child: lol
Shurnelius: No, it's true.
Corrupted_Child: So there actually are threads there?
PaladinGC: the answer is simple: Omega Viruses.
PaladinGC: :'D
Braden: btw
Braden: if noobs want to go down ther
Corrupted_Child: Those don't even appear normally in-game.....
Braden: they should
Darkstar: they have the ability to ass rape.
Braden: so they can die
Braden: btw love your modding darkstar
Braden: XD
Corrupted_Child: Omega viruses are only in Omega navi battles in like, BN3.
Shurnelius: I really think Dark is doing pretty fucking well as Moderator.
Braden: Yea
PaladinGC: well
Braden: his posts are comical, methodical, and well rounded as a moderator
PaladinGC: the only thing in the undernet are omega class viruses.
Corrupted_Child: Language, please.
Corrupted_Child: : D
Braden: xd
PaladinGC: things*
Darkstar: METRAPE OMEGA!
Braden: hrh
Darkstar: :'D
Braden: heh
PaladinGC: XD
Corrupted_Child: XD
Corrupted_Child: Rogue Undernet.
Corrupted_Child: What would be there?
Braden: EVERYTHING, that you wished didn't
Braden: everything that you know exists
Corrupted_Child: LifeVirusx16
Darkstar: THAT is a battle 5 in the undernet. a battle 20 is probably a giant cybeast that will eat your head.
Braden: everything that crushes all your hopes and dreams
PaladinGC: the area below the undernet?
Corrupted_Child: Ooh, battle 20 in the Undernet...
PaladinGC: meta viruses. :'D
Corrupted_Child: *shudder*
Darkstar: I thought the undernet was a far as we could go.
PaladinGC: meta as in combination viruses.
Lux: That scary ShadowHellNavi dude?
Corrupted_Child: So what's the recommended level for the Undernet, then?
PaladinGC: 60+
Lux: Infinity
Lux: Fine
Lux: I still think
Lux: If we gathered all the coolest dudes on the site
Lux: They could finish a battle in the Undernet
PaladinGC: maybe one
PaladinGC: maybe
Darkstar: Undernet battle 20 with cybeast item: OMFG IT'S OVER 9000 CYBEAST!
Corrupted_Child: As I've said before, I miss my FireBlade.
Corrupted_Child: Over 100 damage love....
Corrupted_Child: Per swing.
Darkstar: I had a LONGblade with Ona...I miss it so.
Corrupted_Child: <3
Lux: If a newb wandered into the undernet
Lux: Got a battle
Lux: And realized they were dead
Lux: Would we be nice enough to let them try and escape?
Corrupted_Child: No.
Corrupted_Child: Never.
Lux: Or do they die anyway?
Corrupted_Child: Ever.
Lux: What if they weren't a bda newb?
Darkstar: they die.
Corrupted_Child: Kill them then reprimand them.
Lux: bad*
Corrupted_Child: Or ignore them!
PaladinGC: Depends on how fast they decided they needed to GTFO
Corrupted_Child: Ignore them!
Lux: Like
Lux: "Hey look, Viruses" says modpost
Corrupted_Child: Completely ignore them.
Lux: "OH DARN"
Lux: Says player
Lux: And then they run
Darkstar: COMPLETELY KILL CC!
Corrupted_Child: For what reason, I might ask?
Lux: Also, do Newbs get EJOd or Deleted?
Lux: In Undernet?
PaladinGC: I give then a 1 in 4 chance of outrunning a met.
Darkstar: *quotes Tink's subponia* Your Existance.
Corrupted_Child: subpoena?
Darkstar: *points at Disgaea 2*
Corrupted_Child: *looks at Disgaea 2*
PaladinGC: XD
PaladinGC: lol your very existance is a crime XD
Corrupted_Child: Oh, oh, I know how to deal with newbs in Undernet:  lotsa type coming.
Corrupted_Child: Newb enters Undernet.
Darkstar: For me its...
Corrupted_Child: Viruses appear.  Scary ones.  Really big ones.
Darkstar: Step 1: noob enters uranet
Darkstar: Step 2: Omega Metools appear
Corrupted_Child: Health: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*BEEEEEEEEEEP*
PaladinGC: XD
Aim: lol
Darkstar: Step 3: Noob tries to run
Corrupted_Child: Game has errored, please turn off the console and try again.
Darkstar: Step 4: Noob dies.
Corrupted_Child: : D
Corrupted_Child: I like mine better.
Corrupted_Child: ERROR
Corrupted_Child: Please reset.
Corrupted_Child: ((Stay the hell out.))
Braden: Better
Braden: Cybeast comes
Darkstar: Step 5: Navi is EJO'ed if I feel nice. Navi is deleted If I feel like being a complete dick.
Braden: Get an inf sign symbol
Braden: place it next to HEALTH
DNRND: Damn Cybeast
Braden: and then reset game here
English_Ninja: HP: ???
English_Ninja: You know you're screwed WHEN
Braden: say "No matter what you do in life, don't piss off the F***** Cybeast"
Corrupted_Child: That indicates they have a hope in hell.
Darkstar: HP: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Aim: Your entire battle
Aim: Has that HP
Corrupted_Child: XD
Aim: :'D
Aim: [/tarps over all enemies]
Braden: heh
Corrupted_Child: XD
Darkstar: Or...alternitively...
Braden: First mod post for undernet
Braden: GOD!
Braden: IS!
Braden: PISSED!
Braden: Cybeast *all four of em*:
PaladinGC: XD
Corrupted_Child: XD
Braden: HP: YOU'RE SO SCREWED
Darkstar: Cybeast: "I EAT YOU!"
Corrupted_Child: XDXD
Corrupted_Child: Someone quote this, it won't let me
Braden: Lol
PaladinGC: ....
Braden: Put it in the rules section
Braden: DONT ENTER THE FUCKING UNDERNET
Darkstar: I'LL QUOTE IT!

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English_Ninja: HOW MANY LANGUAGE COPS DO WE HAVE NOW
Braden: sry, but tbh can you come up with a synonym that would be totally appropriate for that situation?
Corrupted_Child: Languagecoptow: Population: 2? (We don't know, we're too lazy to count)
Corrupted_Child: *town
Braden: Does that mean you're also too lazy to do your jobs? *say yes*
PaladinGC: So yeah...
Corrupted_Child: Not a chance, Braden.
DNRND: XD
Aim: NOT A CHANCE
Aim: Anyways, I'm going to go get something to eat
Braden: heh
Aim: Be back soon
Braden: see ya aim
Corrupted_Child: Later.
Corrupted_Child: Lux is gone for now.
Corrupted_Child: I wonder if he minds me doing this?
Corrupted_Child: Oh, I know.
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
Countdown until ONB tournament: 2
LuxV2: RAWR
PaladinGC: XD
LuxV2: Wait, does "Do NOT imitate others" refer to repeating peoples' words or imitating their names?
Darkstar: Undernet battle 1 for noobs: CybeastX99999 HP: ITS OVER 9000000!!!
LuxV2: Well, I guess I'm not actually pretending to be Lux, so...
LuxV2: Darkstar, you freaking mod'd the other two threads and skipped mine.
LuxV2: I call lazy on that.
LuxV2: No, wait.
PaladinGC: brb
LuxV2: PREJUDICE
LuxV2: Okay.
Shin has joined.
Shin: LUX V2? :0
Lux has left.
LuxV3 has joined.
LuxV3: :  (
Shin: LUX V3
LuxV3: There seems to be a me copy here.
LuxV2: Um, no there isn't.
Shin: Can I ki- I mean, take it to the trash heap? : D
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
Countdown until ONB tournament: 2
Shin: ....
Lux has joined.
Corrupted_Child: What copy you?
Lux: Possibly.
Shin: ....
Lux: Like if you wanted to poike fun at me
Lux: For my noble profession
Shin: LuxV3: :  (
LuxV3: There seems to be a me copy here.
Shin: Can I ki- I mean, take it to the trash heap? : D
LuxV2: Um, no there isn't.
LuxV2 has left.
LuxV3 has left.
Shin: ....
Corrupted_Child has joined.
Lux has joined.
Corrupted_Child: What copy you?
Corrupted_Child: Oh sh*t, my font.
Lux: Yeah.
Shin: BUSTED
Lux: HEY
Lux: SPOILER CC
Corrupted_Child: I repeat, what copy you?
Lux: I KNOW HOW TO SCROLL
Corrupted_Child: XD
PaladinGC: XD
Shin: YOUR SHENANIGANS ARE USELESS AGAINST LUX'S SCROLLING

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Enigma_Train: There are about twelve people viewing that topic.
Enigma_Train: Stop giving him so much attention D:<
English_Ninja: ...
DNRRND: Its like a train wreck
English_Ninja: Hiko, have you ever read historical accounts of a public hanging?
Enigma_Train: xD

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English_Ninja: He's ganking his Operator from an ecchi anime.
DNRRND: I used parts of Dr. Cox from Scrubs?
Twi: ...
Grim: eh?
Twi: And you know this
Harbin: What anime?
English_Ninja: Name and age are different; sprite and appearance are direct rips.
Twi: How?
English_Ninja: ...
Asator: Is there something you're not telling us?
English_Ninja: Right click sprite sheet > Properties > File name > Wiki file name > protagonist of ecchi anime.
Asator: oh
Enigma_Train: xD
PA_Master: XD
Enigma_Train: Nice.
English_Ninja: Elementary.
English_Ninja: ...
MagicCereal: D:
PA_Master: AHAHAHA.
English_Ninja: Jesus christ
English_Ninja: you children
PA_Master: DEDUCTION.
Aim: XD
Bomber: That's disappointing. D:

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(Mar 02-10:10) Twi: My goal:
(Mar 02-10:10) PaladinGC: He booked before the character interactions could take place after that hideous battle.
(Mar 02-10:10) Twi: Get to final match of tournament
(Mar 02-10:10) Lux: HAH
(Mar 02-10:10) Bomber: *steps on Twi's goal*
(Mar 02-10:10) Twi: Pop Runecross
(Mar 02-10:10) Bomber: *moves on to the next round*
(Mar 02-10:10) Lux: YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT BOMBER
(Mar 02-10:10) Lux: AND ME
(Mar 02-10:10) Lux: ASSUMING I BEAT GOROKE
(Mar 02-10:10) PaladinGC: XD
(Mar 02-10:11) PaladinGC: lol smack talk
(Mar 02-10:11) Twi: Roleplay epic enough to get a cross upgrade in front of (presumably) thousands of people
(Mar 02-10:11) Bomber: No tourney is complete without talking shit.
(Mar 02-10:11) PaladinGC: XD
(Mar 02-10:11) Lux: *weewooweewoo*
(Mar 02-10:11) Twi: Literally the only way I could possibly upgrade Runecross
(Mar 02-10:11) Twi: Is by doing something stupidly epic with it
(Mar 02-10:11) Bomber: XD
(Mar 02-10:11) Lux: Like winning the tourney
(Mar 02-10:11) Twi: Because RUNEKNIGHT NO LONGER EXISTS
(Mar 02-10:11) PaladinGC: It's true
(Mar 02-10:12) PaladinGC: you can upgrade a cross by doing stuff like that.
(Mar 02-10:12) Twi: And you have to admit
(Mar 02-10:12) Twi: That would be awesome
(Mar 02-10:12) Bomber: ... Seriously?
(Mar 02-10:12) Lux: Where is this written?
(Mar 02-10:12) PaladinGC: Yeah, someone did it before.
(Mar 02-10:12) Bomber: Wow, Sky really should've Crossed out before all his monologues.
(Mar 02-10:12) Twi: Winning the final match and having the cross upgrade on live broadcast
(Mar 02-10:12) Bomber: He'd have more level 5 Crosses than we could count. XD
(Mar 02-10:12) Lux: (I sense a secret rule)
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: I WILL get that cross to level 5 eventually
(Mar 02-10:13) Lux: (That Twi and Greco know about)
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: I promised Zan I would, even if he left
(Mar 02-10:13) PaladinGC: It only works for crosses with absent Navis.
(Mar 02-10:13) PaladinGC: like RK
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: I told him
(Mar 02-10:13) Bomber: RK transcends absence. <__<
(Mar 02-10:13) PaladinGC: or Divinity
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: I'd get it to level 5
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: And he'd come back some day
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: And I'd say
(Mar 02-10:13) Twi: "Hey. You've been here this whole time."
(Mar 02-10:14) Bomber: manga'd/10
(Mar 02-10:14) Twi: Fighting right along with me.
(Mar 02-10:14) PaladinGC: XD
(Mar 02-10:14) Twi: Magna'd/10
(Mar 02-10:14) PaladinGC: XD
(Mar 02-10:14) Twi: [Still has that conversation saved]
(Mar 02-10:15) PaladinGC: While that's how it worked in the past... I don't know if we still allow it now. =/
(Mar 02-10:15) Twi: The only thing that irks me if that I'd have to whup a ton of viruses for Wiz to get even one special ability
(Mar 02-10:15) Twi: And a ton more for him to fly
(Mar 02-10:15) Bomber: Until someone says no, it's still allowed. XD
(Mar 02-10:15) Medic: Aim, are you really there?
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: Harbin, if I recall, consistently b*tched at me whenever I brought it up
(Mar 02-10:16) PaladinGC: I'd check with the other admins and officials to be sure.
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: >_>;
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: But he's the only one
(Mar 02-10:16) PaladinGC: I'm not confident in my memory on this.
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: Also
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: It worked like so
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: Navi has sufficient FXP to upgrade cross
(Mar 02-10:16) Twi: Other member of cross is absent
(Mar 02-10:17) Twi: Navi can upgrade cross anyway
(Mar 02-10:17) Twi: So the problem for me is gaining FXP
(Mar 02-10:17) Twi: Without Runeknight
(Mar 02-10:17) Bomber: Well...
(Mar 02-10:17) Bomber: Working with the logic...
(Mar 02-10:17) Bomber: So long as you're in RuneCross, you'd be building up RuneKnight's name.
(Mar 02-10:17) Bomber: I'd think that'd be FXP worthy.
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: Especially if I did it, as said, in the final match of the tourney
(Mar 02-10:18) PaladinGC: have luchador dreams and upgrade that S-link? XD
(Mar 02-10:18) Bomber: lol
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: Where there'd be thousands of people watching
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: [Wrestles with pally in a dream]
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: [With luchador masks]
(Mar 02-10:18) Bomber: Counterinfectionalism?
(Mar 02-10:18) Bomber: Pfft.
(Mar 02-10:18) PaladinGC: D:
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: [Improves relationship]
(Mar 02-10:18) Bomber: SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF RUNEKNIGHT.
(Mar 02-10:18) PaladinGC: XDXD
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: If I do get to the final match of the tourney
(Mar 02-10:18) Twi: That will be what I'll do
(Mar 02-10:19) Twi: First turn
(Mar 02-10:19) Twi: Call out Runeknight's name
(Mar 02-10:19) Twi: Cross
(Mar 02-10:19) PaladinGC: ^ Soundman doth simply rock into Mordor. (try and stop him, b*tch)
(Mar 02-10:19) Bomber: XDXDXD
(Mar 02-10:19) Twi: Bomber will be
(Mar 02-10:19) Twi: DX
(Mar 02-10:19) Medic: *Tries to stop him*
(Mar 02-10:20) Aim: MORDOR HAS BAD ACCOUSTICS
(Mar 02-10:20) Aim: D:
(Mar 02-10:20) Bomber: I want to see a shop of this so badly.
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: XD
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: Soundman rocking into mordor?
(Mar 02-10:20) Bomber: Yes.
(Mar 02-10:20) Medic: Aim, my busy happens in the first 10 mins of the game
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: I kind of do too
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: XD
(Mar 02-10:20) PaladinGC: in rune cross
(Mar 02-10:20) PaladinGC: that's the only way it'll work
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: Yep
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: With fire and runes blazing all around him
(Mar 02-10:20) Twi: And him holding this spear/guitar
(Mar 02-10:21) Twi: SPEARTAR
(Mar 02-10:21) Twi: [Rocks out and stabs you]
(Mar 02-10:21) Medic: "One does not simply rock into Mordor!" *Soundman rocks into Mordor* "...It appears I was wrong."

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Harbin: I'll get started
Harbin: on the RP more
Harbin: after this week
Harbin: this week I have a *lot* of stuff to finish XD
Heat: ah
Heat: LAST WEEK WAS MY BUSY WEEK. PLEASE SYNCHRONIZE YOUR BUSINESS WITH MY OWN.
Harbin: ...
Harbin: [resets his watch]
Heat: Uh, although
Harbin: [for heat savings times]
Heat: nvm
Harbin: after this week, it'll be the end of the third quarter
Harbin: which'll mean it'll get really slow for a while
Harbin: thus giving me *plenty* of time
Heat: *plenty*
Heat: I see
Harbin: Yes : D
Heat: THE ASTERICKS FILL ME WITH HOPE
Heat: I THINK
Snowy_Enigma: ... Asterisks... that just looks weird...
Heat: WITH *PLENTY* OF TIME
Heat: MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE
Snowy_Enigma: xD

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Bomber: Anyway, a fun story:
Mog: amazing~ I have over two days worth of movies
Bomber: My school got shut down because an escaped prisoner was running around on it. XD
Mog: ...
Mog: ...............................
Mog: nice
Bomber: Got to skip my last class because of it, so I didn't complain. XD
Corrupted_Child: Wow.  I wonder where the closest prison is to my house?
Corrupted_Child: *Gets out jackhammer*
Bomber: Well, this guy escaped from a police car.
Corrupted_Child: "Go run around the school, and you can be free."
Bomber: The officer stopped at the Waffle House across the street to get something to eat. <__<
Corrupted_Child: So dedicated. >_>
MagicCereal: gj officer
Corrupted_Child: He almost deserved to get away.
Bomber: He's apparently a really good carjacker, so it didn't take him long to get the handcuffs out and get out of the police car. XD
Corrupted_Child: Even better. >_> Applause for the cop.
Corrupted_Child: XD
Bomber: And for icing on the cake, the guy was dressed in regular clothes.
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Bomber: Could blend in perfectly with everyone on campus. XD
Corrupted_Child: Faith in the police force=dropping.
Corrupted_Child: Hello, Kazu.
Bomber: It was some officer from some hick county.
Bomber: He was transporting the dude from Florida to Tennessee.
Bomber: Georgia had nothing to do with the entire case, but the officer still managed to screw up here. XD
Corrupted_Child: XD
Bomber: And just across the street from a major college campus.
Bomber: A job well done, I'd say. XD
Corrupted_Child: Well done indeed. XD
Corrupted_Child: Did they find the guy?
Bomber: Nope.
Kazuhiro: what's this?
Bomber: They're still searching the campus, but he's probably long gone. XD
Kazuhiro: ... do I get a feat at level 5...?
Kazuhiro: I'm not sure...
Corrupted_Child: feat?
Kazuhiro: Anyway.
Bomber: DnD talk.
Kazuhiro: What's going on?
Bomber: My campus got shut down in a police manhunt. XD
Kazuhiro: ...
Kazuhiro: um, wow
Bomber: So I got to skip Latin today.
Bomber: It was nice.

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Shin: I'm having a hard time trying NOT to tentacle rape my own characters

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Shin: His special weapon, a Caster gun, fires special Caster shells; magic bullets that are effective against Tao priests and other entities protected against normal weaponry. Caster shells are projectile capsules containing a spell cast by a wizard which have been contained, allowing non-magic users to fire the spell from a gun. Caster shells are also numbered by power level (although not incrementally), the three most powerful being 4, 9, and 13 (in Japanese culture, the numbers 4 and 9 are considered bad luck, and in western culture, the number 13 is considered bad luck).
PA_Master: YEAH.
PA_Master: XD
PA_Master: OH GOD, I LOLD AT 1% FAIL
Aim: D:
Mog: !!
Aim: *hides Exorcist*
Shin: I think the Red Shell is a number 4, actually
Shin: <<;
PA_Master: WELL, OFF TO BED.
PA_Master: RAGE MORE TOMORROW.
Shin: Night PA
Aim: Night
PA_Master has left.
Mog: Caster Gun, ideal weapon against Exorcist
Mog: *throws orthos one*
PaladinGC: ...
Bomber: *guns hits the ground because Orthos isn't there*
Aim: XD
PaladinGC: XD
Mog: XD
Harbin: XD
Pocket: XD
Aim: I don't know why but Heat and I both lol'd

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SpaceMonkeySteve: Yeah, Druidman banger his mom, too.
PaladinGC: I need posting music to overcome my tiredness so I can post.
Harbin: Majin and Leon's fanfic
SpaceMonkeySteve: banged*
MagicCereal: :0
DNRND: Am I gonna have to bang Druidman too
PaladinGC: else this is going to suck. DX
MagicCereal: SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE
DNRND: Well that explains why their special buddies
SpaceMonkeySteve: And both his grandmas too, technically.
Grim: swithin' computers.
Grim: *switchin'
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Pocket: I don't know why Druidman doesn't have a "Big Bang Force"
English_Ninja: ....
PaladinGC: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: ...
DNRND: XD
PaladinGC: wow
Braden: ......
SpaceMonkeySteve: Pocket, you are a god amoung men.
English_Ninja: So he could write huge, grandoise posts every time he uses it
English_Ninja: ...
Braden: .......
English_Ninja: HOSHIT
DNRND: That should be his ultimate move
English_Ninja: HE'S HEADING FOR SIG ATTACK REGISTRATION
Braden: that didn't come out right did it EN?
English_Ninja: SOMEBODY STOP HIM
Braden: OH GOD NOW
Braden: NOW WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED!
Braden: HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
SpaceMonkeySteve: *edits all sigs together*
English_Ninja: ...
Braden: XD
English_Ninja: >:
Kazuhiro has joined.
Pocket: Its base power rises everyime he bangs someone new.
English_Ninja: [calls hacks
English_Ninja: ]
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: [grabs Beatnik and RUNS]
Braden: XD
English_Ninja: Okay, needs moar TF2.
DNRND: Beatnik's a girl?
Braden: you're not helping pocket
English_Ninja: .......
English_Ninja: Beatni
English_Ninja: k
English_Ninja: is a girl
English_Ninja: yes
SpaceMonkeySteve: XDXDXD
Braden: ..... that name + druidman=hilarity
Pocket: EN, your high speed battle is slow.
English_Ninja: Yeah, I know >:
SpaceMonkeySteve: I bet I could work something that gets a boost for every FXP I have witha  member of the opposite sex.
Pocket: You mean FXXXP
SpaceMonkeySteve: AW YEA
Aim: XD
DNRND: XD
DNRND: Your awesomeness is obviously why everybody is so slow in the tournament

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Shin: Steve's SP is probably something bangable
SpaceMonkeySteve: I'm thinking a wolf or similar animal companion.

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(Mar 11-03:37) Chat-Admin: Damn
(Mar 11-03:37) Chat-Admin: Someone
(Mar 11-03:37) Chat-Admin: Must've pressed B