A 1,000,001 Uses

Sj

Well, I'll give it a shot here too.

There's only two rules:

(1) Number your post.

(2) NO DUPLICATES!!!

Let's begin:

1) Taking off your pants.

Twi

2: Killing the above poster for starting this topic.

Marchand

4. Admire Shuryou's marvelous beard.

Asator

3. Killing Twi.

Sj

5) Breaking the law of gravity

Goroke

6. Cut off Shur's CoH/V Subscription.

Howitzer

7. Correcting faulty grammar.

planeswalking fieldmedic

9) Being a Spy.

Bomber

8. Correcting faulty faces.

Howitzer

10. Spychecking.

Goroke

11. Laugh at EN for her height.

Guest

12. To even the playing field between the army of viruses and Red & Mach.

planeswalking fieldmedic

Breaking the rules.

Von Dare

13. To achieve new heights.

RevivedSin

14: To solve personal problems, because, remember kids, there are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Hiko

15. Remember remember the fifth of November...

Von Dare

16. Getting away with it.

Kemix1006

17: For exploding shur's face.

Morrowlife

18: Ending a relationship.

Leiquan

19. Exploding more dynamite