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Shin: STOP
Shin: TALKING
Shin: IN
Rysan_Marquise: hah
Shin: JAPANESE
Rysan_Marquise: I figured out my virus
Aim: STOP
Aim: TALKING
Aim: IN SEPERATE
Aim: LINES
Void: STOP
Rysan_Marquise: STOP
Void: TALKING
Rysan_Marquise: TALKING
Void: IN
Rysan_Marquise: IN
Rysan_Marquise: CAPS
Void: CAPITALS
Shin: Hypocrite.
Shin: ....
Void: STOP TALKING IN STERIO!
Quote (Chat)
Qubeley: It's funny how our avatars seem to work together.
PaladinGC: I noticed.
PaladinGC: I laughed.
Qubeley: Same. :'D
PaladinGC: your avatar is very very GRRR
Qubeley: Your avatar is very very EHHH
PaladinGC: XD
PaladinGC: Yes, yes it is.
Qubeley: Kind of like "What did I do?"
Qubeley: And that character in my avatar...
Qubeley: Taiga.
Qubeley: It was so scary this morning when I headed for school.
Qubeley: I encountered a REAL LIFE TAIGA.
PaladinGC: Erm.
PaladinGC: The guy in my Avatar is Taiga. XD
Qubeley: ...
Qubeley: No.
Qubeley: Mine is.
Qubeley: D:<
PaladinGC: lulz
Qubeley: They're both called Taiga. The irony. XD
PaladinGC: XD
Qubeley: Mx0 > Taiga Kuzumi (九澄大賀, Kuzumi Taiga?)
Qubeley: ToraDora > Taiga Aisaka (逢坂 大河, Aisaka Taiga?)
Qubeley: X_X
Qubeley: THE IRONY.
PaladinGC: XD
Qubeley: Good lord. XD
PaladinGC: XDXDXD
PaladinGC: lulz, related.
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Lunar: PSSST
Lunar: PSSSST
dark: no, i'm NO WHERE near the point where I play with others.
Lux: And also, do you get quest stuuff done?
Lunar: pssssssssssst
Asator: <<;
Lux: Yeah?
Lunar: SHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
Lunar: Dark will hear us!
dark: I really don't care for quests either unless they get me through the game's story.
Lux: *yeah?*
Lunar: ......I think he's onto us
dark: hey, lulu, go suck a dick.
dark has left.
Lux: *i think so too*
Lunar: *looks around*
Lunar: NOW TO PLAN DARKS PARTY
Lux: IS IT HIS BIRTHDAY?
Lunar: I'm guessin it is
Majin: well that was kind of vulgar... in any case, did he leave or did you do that, McGee?
Lunar: we are going to give him a razor cake
Lunar: with dark frosting
Lux: I feel like that won't go over well...
Lux: The Razor cake.
Lunar: and ummmmm....a pinata shaped like Shurszhurf
Lunar: that way he can vent all his anger on it
Majin: cant be any worse than Murderface's cake with mercury icning
Lux: With his razor?
Lunar: YEAH!
Lunar: no bats
Lunar: RAZORS
Lunar: you cut the pinata
Lux: I FEEL LIKE
Lux: THAT GAME WOULD BE OVER MORE QUICKLY
Lux: Unless you're still blindfolded and spun...
Lunar: but your blindfolded
Lux: In which case it'd be more dangerous...
Lunar: and you spin
Lunar: around a crowd of annoying Hikos
Lux: Like, hitting people with a bat is humourous when blindfolded...
Lunar: you cut a Hiko you loose a turn
Lux: Slicing people open isn't...
Lux: Oh, I suppose...
Lunar: Hiko clones
Lunar: OH!
Lux: Though I still wouldn't be amused.
Lunar: Darkrai
Lunar: even better
Lux: Perhaps.
Lunar: But to be fair to the razor wielders, the Darkrais say stuff darkrai says
Lunar: like his fanfictions
Lux: So they have an easier time finding him blindfolded?
Lux: But the goal is to slice the pinata open, isn't it?
Lux: Also, what's inside the Pinata?
Lunar: candy!
Lunar: and I guess modding
Lux: Hoorah.
Lux: That last part would make him happy.
Lunar: thats where it all went
Lunar: and we shall serve chips and soda too!
Lunar: who's goanna bring this shit in here?
Lux: I can't.
Lux: I have to go soon.
Lux: Saving power for the generator and what not.
Majin: that sucks
Lux: Yeah, that leaves you 4 to bring all the stuff...
Lux: And I don't think Robotek's even here.
Majin: by the way, should I just assume that Steve will intiate the whole mod trial thing or do you think he doesnt realize that Saturday is over?
Lux: Hm...
Lux: I dunno, I haven't been paying much attention to stuff since thursday.
Lux: You mean, Should you ask him if he forgot or not, since he might think you're being impatient?
Lux: Or something entirely different?
Majin: not sure if I say, "well, the deadline for apps is past, so someone (ahem, Steve) should probably make choices based on what everyone said" would be helpful or just sound like I'm being an impatient smartass
Lux: I don't think it'll help yet, and could possibley get people thinking the latter.
Lux: Not that I would or anything, but it's possible.
dark has joined.
Majin: fine, then I'll remind them of the date
Lunar: 1
Lunar: 2
Lux: Ok.
Lunar: 3
Lunar: .....SURPRISE!
dark: ...
Majin: in your pants
Lunar: DAMN YOU MAJTAJ
Lunar: you are ruining the party!
dark: *uses a reverse trap on lulu*
Lunar: ???
Majin: so you want it in her pants rather than yours?
Lunar: EWWW
dark: oh god, i'd sooner become an it than have sex with lulu.
Lux: WAIT DARK, THIS IS A PARTY FOR YOU.
Lux: And the first few things you get seem to be funny and meant to poke fun at you...
Lux: But the last one is pretty nice, and not deragtory at all.
Lunar: YEAH!
Lunar: I was planning it all along!
dark: screw it. why the hell did I come back here.
dark has left.
Lux: BUT DARK
Lux: DAMN IT
Lux: IT WAS IN JEST
Quote (Heated Argument)
Enigmatic Soldier -ll-: WHADDYA MEAN I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD?
Enigmatic Soldier -ll-: I TALK TO HIM EVERY DAY.
ProjectZeta: I MEAN THAT THAT BACON IS STALE
ProjectZeta: FAGGOT
Enigmatic Soldier -ll-: WHADDYA MEAN I DON'T SUPPORT YOUR SYSTEM?
Enigmatic Soldier -ll-: I GO TO COURT WHEN I HAVE TO
ProjectZeta: I MEAN THAT THE WINDMILL FELL OVER
ProjectZeta: YOU SHOULD WEAR TIES MORE OFTEN
Quote (Chat)
PaladinGC: I'll go ahead with Bunker Buster >:'D
PaladinGC: It only does a piddling 20 damage....
PaladinGC: Makes you wonder where the other hundred-n-twenty points went. >:'D
Pirate: For Djinni's Sigs I prefer damage over effects.
PaladinGC: Oh, this wig will do huge damage
PaladinGC: sig*
PaladinGC: lo wig
Pirate: ...
PaladinGC: lol*
Pirate: *thinks*
Pirate: Broadside with a wig.
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PaladinGC: So, we have a 40% metal wood/sword Navi with bronze gear
PaladinGC: who flies ~♪
PaladinGC: with yoyos of death. :'D
English_Ninja: [facepalm]
English_Ninja: quote time
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Bomber: In any case, chasing that brilliant horizon has led to me to stumble upon a shower on the way.
Bomber: So, I think I'll partake in that.
Bomber: Be back in a bit.
Shin: kay....
Shin: ....
Shin: <Definitely quoting that out of context>
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English_Ninja: fisting everything in the wasteland
Harbin: AND TEARS
English_Ninja: FISTING
Shin: ....
English_Ninja: FISTING
Shin: Erotic
English_Ninja: that's the point
Bomber: XD
English_Ninja: Dogmeat helps too sometimes
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Bomber: Where is Shur, anyway?
English_Ninja: I slaughtered him.
English_Ninja: Horribly.
Bomber: Pfft.
English_Ninja: Bitch had it coming.
Bomber: If you were ever actually going to do that, it would've happened a LONG time ago.
THIS_CHAIR: You...
English_Ninja: (I think ToS2 got him.)
THIS_CHAIR: Murdered my grandson!
THIS_CHAIR: >:0
Shin: ....
THIS_CHAIR: With gaming!
Bomber: ... Ahhh.
English_Ninja: stfu grandpa
Shin: Wait
THIS_CHAIR: I TOLD YOU HE WAS WRONG FOR HIM WHEN HE MARRIED YOU
English_Ninja: you old faggot
Shin: Isn't Twi
THIS_CHAIR: I TOLD HIM YOU'D KILL HIM!
Shin: Shuryou's dad?
THIS_CHAIR: [Shakes cane]
English_Ninja: HE DIDN'T MARRY ME OF HIS OWN VOLITION
English_Ninja: THE GOVERNMENT MADE US DO IT
THIS_CHAIR: [Mutters crazily]
English_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: I MEAN
English_Ninja: WOW THAT SURE DID COME OUT WRONG
English_Ninja has left.
Shin: ....
Bomber: XDXDXD
Shin: <laughing hard>
THIS_CHAIR: [Laughing harder]
Shin: Ok, if that isn't quoteworthy, I don't know what is. XD
Bomber: DO IT.
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Sora-Chan: also maybe you can answer something for me...
Sora-Chan: why does it feel like its wrong...
=(e)= Harbin: ?
Sora-Chan: when playing L4D....
Sora-Chan: on christmas eve...
Sora-Chan: while eating jelly beans?
=(e)= Harbin: ...
=(e)= Harbin: Because you don't have christmas skins
=(e)= Harbin: for the special infected.
Sora-Chan: *imagines someone making a mod of L4D... that has boomers look like santa that spews out tensile... hunters look like reindear... smokers look like nutcrackers with popcorn tree decoration coming out of their mouths... tanks look like the abonable from the old classic Rudolf.. witches that look like Misses Clause... and ordinary infected as little santa elves*
Quote (HOLY SH*T)
Sweet_Set_of_Wheels: DimensionMech VS Broadside.
Shin: Oh holy shit. XD
Shin: Sorry, hold on, I need to quote that.
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Synchryou: ...
Synchryou: OK.
Synchryou: Now I'm 100% sure this 'dictionary' is fake. XD
Synchryou: Queen of England n. a particularly exceptional arcade game. "Bud, check out this Queen of England!"
Sage: ...
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: ...
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: XD
Shin: .....................................................................
Sage: Fine then, put in Sage.
Shin: <commence laughing here>
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: LET US SEE WHAT WE GET
Lux: YOU CAN PUT IN LUX
Synchryou: Sage n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same. "Hey there, Jackie - Sage?" "Sage."
MonkeymadnessDNR: XD
Sage: ...
Shin: ....
MonkeymadnessDNR: Put in DNR
Sage: The fux?
Shin: I'M SAGE
Leon: Put in loserface.
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Twi
Synchryou: Typical.
Synchryou: DNR n. a boy, particularly a famous one. "Dawg, that DNR is famous!"
Sage: NO, I'M SAGE.
Synchryou: You got the same one. XD
Synchryou: Lux n. an old-school term for money. "Want some Lux, bud?"
Shin: ....
Harbin: twee
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/DNR
Shin: =___=
Synchryou: Valis n. an exclamation of surprise. "Valis!"
Sage: OH VALIS!
Shin: ....
Valis: Two of our techs at work were arguing on how to pronounce things the other day, one was from Newfoundland and the other was from Lebanon....I was trying so very hard not to laugh.
Lux: CLICK HEAR ON THAT, TWI
Shin: VALIS! <shocks, gasp>
Lux: THERE'S A BUTTON
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Lux
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: [Learns new word]
Sage: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Sage
Shin: oh
Sage: Huzzah.
Shin: hey
Lux: Your Talky guy sounds cooler than mine.
Shin: That's where I remember it from
Synchryou: ...
Synchryou: PAUL.
Shin: I thought "Lux" sounded familiar
Synchryou: ARE YOU THERE?
Synchryou: PAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUL!
Synchryou: Does anyone know if he's there?
Sage: LUX ULTIMAAAAAAAAAA~
Valis: You must now all put an exclimation point behind my name when addressing me.
Synchryou: Or really gone?
Synchryou: Valis!
Lux: Lux Is a game, a unit of measurement, one of many latin words for Light, and a old brand of soap.
Synchryou: Paul interj. phrase suggesting that someone have sex with something. "Fool - Paul!"
RAINBOW-COLORED-PLANET-BUSTER: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Shur
Asator: bargle
Leon: Giggity.
Leon: I like where this is goin~
Lux: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale_University
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: Asator interj. expression of disbelief. "Bud, I just saw Nigel and Jose, going to relax with a unit of currency!" "Asator!"
Lux: Yale's Latin Motto...
Shin: ....
Shin: put in "Red Riding Hood" and see what happens
MonkeymadnessDNR: That makes sense
Synchryou: Darkstar n. hair. "Got some Darkstar?" "Yeah, I'm your man for Darkstar, Reggie."
Synchryou: n_n
Shin: n_n
Lux: Got some hair? yeah, i'm your man for hair, Reggie.
Valis: o_o
Lux: What???
Synchryou: Red Riding Hood adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier. "That male is Red Riding Hood-loud, Grandma."
Shin: ....
Asator: >>
Shin: AWESOME
Synchryou: XD
Asator: lame
Valis: Man these phrases don't even make sense with normal words
Synchryou: Yeah. XD
Lux: It's implying that it's a swear.
Synchryou: English Ninja v. to intentionally disrespect a radio. "If you don't English Ninja, dude, I will."
Shin: ....
Shin: That sounds horribly fitting too. XD
Asator: <<
Lux: IF YOU DON'T DISRESPECT THAT RADIO, I WILL.
Synchryou: OH MY GOD.
Synchryou: THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Shin: I AM PREPARED TO GRAB YOUR CROTCH
Synchryou: THAT DRUIDMAN WANTS TO BANG ALL FEMALE NAVIS.
Synchryou: Space Monkey Steve adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone. "Is it true that Mom and Reggie are Space Monkey Steve?"
Shin: .....................................
Lux: OH GOD
Grim: what
Shin: <FACE>
Shin: <PALM>
Valis: Nice
Shin: <commence laughing>
Valis: *Thumbs up*
Lux: SHURYOU AND EN ARE ACTUALLY SPACE MONKEY STEVE?
Synchryou: Grim Reaper n. a stolen or desirable friend. "My friend, where's my Grim Reaper?"
Shin: ....
Shin: Kind of works...
Lux: "My friend, where's my stolen and desirable friend?"
Shin: TRY ROBOTEK
Leon has left.
Synchryou: Robotek adj. small. "I need a Robotek television programme, and I need it now, dude."
Shin: ....
Lux: THESE
Lux: ARE
Shin: Lunarlion
Synchryou: Broadside is not Robotek.
Lux: HORRIBLE
Lux: EXAMPLE SENTENCES
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: Lunarlion n. a sexy club. "Check out that Lunarlion, dude!"
Shin: .........................................
Shin: Oh gosh. XD
Shin: DX
Lux: IS IT A ROBOTEK LUNARLION?
Grim: do Machman
Synchryou: Capuchin interj. phrase suggesting that someone talk to something. "Man - Capuchin!"
Lux: IS MY GRIM REAPER GUNNA GET IN A SPACE MONKEY STEVE IN THAT LUNARLION?
Synchryou: ...
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: Machman n. 1. a friend. 2. cocaine. "So I was like 'Machman?', and Kelly was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Jesse was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"
Synchryou: WITH MACHMAN, LUX.
Shin: .....
Synchryou: HE'S PAYING FOR IT WITH LUX.
Lux: OH MY
Grim: "er, what?"
Synchryou: XD
Synchryou: Yes.
Lux: I MEAN
Grim: they were so, like, yeah....
Lux: NOT OH MY
Synchryou: Bomber interj. a statement of strong disagreement. "Billie, can I chase your knife?" "Bomber!"
Lux: ASATOR!
Synchryou: VALIS!
Harbin: BOMBER!
Lux: THAT'S RED RIDING HOOD CRAZY!
Synchryou: I am laughing... Too much here... XD
Synchryou: My lungs...
Lux: (Dec 30-21:25) Synchryou: Asator interj. expression of disbelief.
Shin: Quoted.
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(Dec 31-00:40) Valis: Well I do hope I've brought some interesting conversation in with me
(Dec 31-00:40) PaladinGC: Indeed.
(Dec 31-00:40) PaladinGC: <-- actually chatting for once
(Dec 31-00:40) Valis: Allegedly retina burning text aside
(Dec 31-00:41) Prinny_Ninja_Raikou: lmao
(Dec 31-00:42) PA_Master: True, Pally, that's odd.
(Dec 31-00:42) PA_Master: You're PARTICIPATINg.
(Dec 31-00:42) PaladinGC: Inorite?
(Dec 31-00:42) PA_Master: Next thing you know, you'll be getting all buddy-buddy with the grunts.
(Dec 31-00:42) Bomber: Well, this is a total nerd conversation.
(Dec 31-00:42) Bomber: Of course Pally would be all over it.
(Dec 31-00:43) PaladinGC: inori--.... <__<
(Dec 31-00:43) Bomber: XD
(Dec 31-00:43) Prinny_Ninja_Raikou: XD
(Dec 31-00:45) Valis: >.>
(Dec 31-00:45) PA_Master: XD XD XD
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Mog: I'm hungry...
Mog: Shur, make me a sandwhich
Medic: ...Don't you need a compasiter of some kind as well?
Knight: Fluxcondensator I think...
Shuryou_2009: Shush, Goroke.
Shuryou_2009: I'm in the 2009.
Medic: ...There is a fear of being tickled by feathers.
Shuryou_2009: You're still in 2008.
Shuryou_2009: I couldn't even reach you with this sandwich from the future.
Lux: His technology is superior.
Medic: You could have it waiting untill he hits 2009
Mog: D:
Mog: my sandwhich...
Shuryou_2009: In 2009, sandwiches have made a huge evolutionary leap.
Medic: He never said he needed the sandwhich now
Shuryou_2009: They're sentient and only those who want to get eaten are eaten.
Lux: His Sandwhiches would be too much for your puny 2008 body to take.
Lux: Besides, Sandwhiches have bread.
Mog: ...what?
Lux: And you're bread.
Lux: That's like, Cannibalism.
Mog: with a mix
Shuryou_2009: Luckily their life goal is to get eaten as fast as possible. They've practically made a annual race for sandwiches to see which one would get eaten first.
Knight: And Shur is butter.
Mog: quoting~
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(Jan 01-20:49) Lux: I THINK
(Jan 01-20:49) Lux: THAT EVERYONE
(Jan 01-20:49) Lux: SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRY AND GET MISSIONS
(Jan 01-20:49) Knight: Eh, you'd have to ask for one from the source, and no changing colors mid mission!
(Jan 01-20:49) Knight: ...
(Jan 01-20:49) Lux: Like, "Jimmy Bursts into the NetMafia run Pub. 'Hey, who here's needs some work done. I'm game, for a price.""
(Jan 01-20:50) Knight: or whatever, I don't know anymore XD
(Jan 01-20:50) Knight: "Put on your badge, nub"
(Jan 01-20:50) Lux: "I don't have one, I'm here to join."
(Jan 01-20:51) Knight: "... Join what?"
(Jan 01-20:51) Lux: "This legitamate establishment is serving as a front for the NetMafia, right?"
(Jan 01-20:51) Knight: "We don't know what you are talking about. Scam."
(Jan 01-20:51) Lux: "But...."
(Jan 01-20:53) Knight: *bartender sighs, and calls Jimmy over* "Here, do a favor for me and find this guy. His tab is enormous. Maybe we can have a gppd talk after that."
(Jan 01-20:53) Knight: *good
(Jan 01-20:53) Lux: "HOORAY! I'M REALLY WORKING FOR THE NETMAFIA NOW!"
(Jan 01-20:53) Knight: ...
(Jan 01-20:53) Lux: *Hurries out door to find guy*
(Jan 01-20:54) Knight: "I give him.... 2 days"
(Jan 01-20:54) Knight: "Three"
(Jan 01-20:54) Knight: "Three Days?"
(Jan 01-20:54) Knight: "Hours"
(Jan 01-20:54) Lux: *Comes Back two weeks later*
(Jan 01-20:55) Lux: "Hey, you have any idea where he;d be? I can't find him."
(Jan 01-20:55) Knight: "Who are you talking about?"
(Jan 01-20:56) Lux: "Remember, You told me to go find this guy with a big tab."
(Jan 01-20:56) Lux: "It's my first mission for the NetMafia."
(Jan 01-20:56) Knight: "I don't remember ever talking to you. Now get out."
(Jan 01-20:56) Lux: "But..."
(Jan 01-20:56) Knight: "..."
(Jan 01-20:56) Lux: "You sure I can't join the NetMafia?"
(Jan 01-20:57) Knight: "You can join the NetSweepers. They are closely related. Your work will be to get rid of... things."
(Jan 01-20:58) Lux: "Like things that are 'getting in our way'?"
(Jan 01-20:58) Knight: "Yes"
(Jan 01-20:58) Lux: (ASIDE)*They're like totally gunna make me a hitman*
(Jan 01-20:59) Knight: "For example, the bins are full of rubbish."
(Jan 01-20:59) Knight: "Frankly, it's hard to move around."
(Jan 01-20:59) Knight: "Your first assignement is to take the garbage to the selective disposal."
(Jan 01-21:00) Lux: "Oh, code words, I get it."
(Jan 01-21:00) Lux: "Yeah, 'garbage' to 'selective disposal.'
(Jan 01-21:00) Lux: "So, what's this 'garbage' look like? What's he go by?"
(Jan 01-21:01) Knight: "Yes... the 'grabage' is in these black bags. He goes... went by the name rubbish."
(Jan 01-21:01) Lux: "Weird name." (ASIDE) *I'm not the hitman, I just deal with the bodies... Oh well, close enough.*
(Jan 01-21:02) Knight: "Take it to the cyber-waste disposal facility. Just dump it in, the people there will know what to do with it."
(Jan 01-21:02) Lux: "Whoah, you got inside guys, too? Neat."
(Jan 01-21:02) Lux: "YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!"
(Jan 01-21:03) Knight: *one of the thugs drinks down as the boy leaves*"gosh, Barry, you are such a dick."
(Jan 01-21:04) Knight: "I'd like to remind you that we ARE criminals..."
(Jan 01-21:04) Knight: "No, i mean, you forgot to tell him to take the blue bags to the recycle facility. Now he'll have to take turns."
(Jan 01-21:05) Lux: *Runs Back in* "I'M SO SORRY!"
(Jan 01-21:05) Knight: "... What?"
(Jan 01-21:05) Lux: "They asked me what I was doing, and it just slipped!"
(Jan 01-21:06) Lux: "I think they followed me back here!"
(Jan 01-21:06) Knight: "..."
(Jan 01-21:06) Knight: *sigh*
(Jan 01-21:06) Knight: "Alright, I'll tell you what to do."
(Jan 01-21:06) Lux: "Okay."
(Jan 01-21:07) Knight: "We must get rid of the evidence. Quick, grab this tool. Use it to clean everything in the club so they can't find any fingerprints."
(Jan 01-21:07) Lux: "Where do you want me to put the bag?"
(Jan 01-21:07) Knight: "And then grab the mop and clean the ground too..."
(Jan 01-21:08) Knight: "...A senior sweeper will take care of it. I shouldn't have given you such a hard task."
(Jan 01-21:08) Lux: "I'm sorry I let you down. I'll get right on the Evidence disposal."
(Jan 01-21:08) Lux: *Starts cleaning up*
(Jan 01-21:09) Knight: "Move those arms! Put some elbow into it."
(Jan 01-21:09) Lux: "YES SIR!"
(Jan 01-21:10) Lux: *Cleans very enthusaistically*
(Jan 01-21:10) Lux: (THOUGHT)*This may finally be my chance to prove I can be a real useful member of the NetMafia.
(Jan 01-21:11) Knight: "Alright... that is enough..."
(Jan 01-21:11) Lux: "Really?"
(Jan 01-21:12) Knight: "Yes... I deem you worthy to join our... organization."
(Jan 01-21:12) Lux: "Thanks."
(Jan 01-21:12) Lux: "I always knew I was."
(Jan 01-21:12) Knight: "I'll give you the instructions."
(Jan 01-21:12) Lux: "Ok."
(Jan 01-21:17) Knight: "You go out the pub, down the street. You'll see a large building. There will be some people in front of it. Policemen. No need to be afraid, they are our agents. You go into the building, step to the first counter, and you say to the lady behind it : 'I want to join' . Say any more or less and you will be rejected. There will be other policemen inside, but they are also ours. Fill out the forms and you will be on your way to join our ranks. Oh and... Never come back here. We must avoid suspicion."
(Jan 01-21:18) Lux: "So I'm like, working undercover in a Police Station for you guys?"
(Jan 01-21:18) Knight: "Yes, exactly. Act just like as you were a police agent."
(Jan 01-21:19) Lux: "I can do that."
(Jan 01-21:19) Lux: *Begins leaving*
(Jan 01-21:19) Lux: "Oh, and thanks again for letting me join."
(Jan 01-21:19) Knight: "Hey, I saw you were capable the moment you entered the pub."
(Jan 01-21:20) Lux: *Smiles, and then walks to Police station and signs up*
(Jan 01-21:20) Knight: "Barry, that was the most horrid thing i ever saw."
(Jan 01-21:20) Knight: "Thanks Mike."
(Jan 01-21:20) Knight: "You are welcome."
(Jan 01-21:21) Lux: And that is the tale of how Jimmy Joined the NetPolice.
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(Jan 01-21:30) Knight: EPILOGUE
(Jan 01-21:30) Knight: "SIR!"
(Jan 01-21:30) Knight: "Yes, Cadet Jimmy?"
(Jan 01-21:30) Knight: "I successfuly infiltrated the NetMafia!"
(Jan 01-21:31) Knight: "... then what the hell are you doing here CadetJimy?"
(Jan 01-21:31) Knight: "They sent me to infiltrate the NetPolice"
(Jan 01-21:31) Knight: "... those bastards."
(Jan 01-21:32) Knight: THE END
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(Jan 02-01:55) SpaceMonkeySteve: So, I think I'll put Druidman into ACDC Net.
(Jan 02-01:55) SpaceMonkeySteve: Just for shits and grins.
(Jan 02-01:56) Bomber: As in... You'll be grinning as ACDC Net shits itself?
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PA_Master has joined.
PA_Master: My god, I can't see the chat at all.
PA_Master: But it's working.
PA_Master: Oh dear christ, what's goin gon.
PA_Master: IF you can see this, quote it.
PA_Master: Because holy hell, I don't believe it.
PA_Master has left.
Lux: ...
Lux: That was strange.
Heat: ...
Heat: WE HAVE TO RESCUE HIM.
Asator: --Group2-- [In Lava, off to one side, beyond Group1]
VolcanoA: 110
VolcanoB: 110
VolcanoC: 110
VolcanoD: 110
Can someone say DEATH?
Heat: *pushes Lux into a TV*
Harbin: Quick
Harbin: get to the closet
Harbin: we need to let him out
Heat: FORGET HIM
Heat: GO TO THE SAFE ROOM
Heat: IT'S TOO LATE NOW
Harbin: NO D:
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(Jan 07-02:13) Chat-Admin: Nar'kal is wielding a +1 Masterwork Greataxe. (1d12 +1 damage) (+2 to attack rolls)
SHORTCUT SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK EVERY TIME: Attack roll: +2. Damage roll: +8
(Jan 07-02:14) Chat-Admin: (I checked that number multiple times, BTW)
(Jan 07-02:14) Chat-Admin: (It's correct)
(Jan 07-02:14) Marius: +6 to attack?
(Jan 07-02:14) Marius: 22 strength?
(Jan 07-02:14) Marius: what the fuck?
(Jan 07-02:14) Chat-Admin: 21
(Jan 07-02:14) Marius: that's... +5 damage
One lengthy conversation later...
(Jan 07-02:25) Chat-Admin: (Jan 07-02:22) Chat-Admin: Two-Handed
Two hands are required to use a two-handed melee weapon effectively. Apply 1½ times the character's Strength bonus to damage rolls for melee attacks with such a weapon.
(Jan 07-02:22) Chat-Admin: One and a half times
(Jan 07-02:23) Chat-Admin: So
(Jan 07-02:24) Chat-Admin: How much does this come out to?
(Jan 07-02:24) Marius: um
(Jan 07-02:24) Marius: another +2 to damage.
(Jan 07-02:24) Chat-Admin: So...
(Jan 07-02:24) Marius: +10 +8
(Jan 07-02:24) Chat-Admin: I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL
(Jan 07-02:24) Chat-Admin: YOU FUCKER
(Jan 07-02:24) Chat-Admin: D:<
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SpaceMonkeySteve: I imagine Pally was a large stack of Navis, cackling whilst looking at the forum, twirling his handlebar mustace.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Which I imagine he grows out just to look at the site.
Bomber: XDXDXD
SpaceMonkeySteve: At least the RnD parts.
Bomber: Shit just got quoted.