Random Outtakes

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Blue: Asshole.
Chat-Admin: Bitch. :'D
Blue: I should really learn to shut my trap.
Blue: WHORE.
Chat-Admin: You know it.

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ZeroSaber: No one but Blue know's my name.
ZeroSaber: Or my identity!
Aim: But wouldn't that mean he can know stuff that's supposed to be secret? D:<
Aim: That's not good
Blue: Zero, I may tell everyone.
Medic: ...He can miss details
ZeroSaber: D:
Blue: Just to be a bitch.
ZeroSaber: NUUUUU
Heat_Makes_a_Mean_BLT: LIKE THE SECRET BEHIND CINAMMON TOAST CRUNCH?
Asator: still hax
Heat_Makes_a_Mean_BLT: AS TO WHY KIDS LOVE IT?
Medic: And I was going to ask you if it was alright if he says that.
ZeroSaber: Cause its got rad tan lines?
Medic: BECAUSE IT HAS CINAMMON IN IT!
Heat_Makes_a_Mean_BLT: NO, OF COURSE NOT, IT'S THE FREAKING CINAMMON SWIRLS.
Medic: IN EVERY BITE!
ZeroSaber: NO WAI
Blue: There are cinammon sugar swirls in every bite!
ZeroSaber: D:
Blue:  A HEALTHY PART OF THIS COMPLETE BREAKFAST!
ZeroSaber: INCREDIBLE.
Medic: AND BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP< OR LET YOU DOWN!
Heat_Makes_a_Mean_BLT: *storms out in disgusted rage*
ZeroSaber: On all of those commercials, they show the cereal, toast, a fruit or two, a glass of orange juice, and ANOTHER cup of milk.
Aim: Or clown around and hurt me? : D
Medic: And Aim, remember who he has in his basement
Blue: Kay, I'm quoting this.
ZeroSaber: Good.

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Chat-Admin: Hmm?
Chat-Admin: Also
Chat-Admin: Asator
Chat-Admin: Can you recommend 5 songs?
Asator: Any particular band?
Chat-Admin: Nope, just songs you think I'd enjoy
Asator: Well, most of the stuff I listen to you've recommended to me
Blue: Spice Girls.
PaladinGC: ...
Blue: *shot*
Asator: eww, no
PaladinGC: *puts away gun*
Asator: *puts gun away*
Blue: XD
Chat-Admin: *Frowns*
Chat-Admin: *Puts bazooka away*
Chat-Admin: They got to it before me
Chat-Admin: ;~;

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Blue: Sweet, now everyone knows they have a hit out on me.
Asator: hehe, nice
PaladinGC: It's just a random moment in the chat.
Blue: A RANDOM MURDEROUS MOMENT.
Blue: Anyway, brb.
PaladinGC: Who said I was using a lethal gun? :'D
Asator: ...
Asator: I was...
PaladinGC: *holds up Nerf gun* =P
Asator: *holds up Heartforger*
PaladinGC: You win. D:
Bacon_has_a_Domineering_Fetish: XD
Blue: Why do you want to kill me, Asator?
Asator: I want to kill everyone.
PaladinGC: He's like that to everyone.
Asator: You're not special.
Blue: No shit.
PaladinGC: Even I'm on his shit-list. :'D
Chat-Admin: I'm not on Asator's kill list.
Chat-Admin: But that's because we share musical tastes.
PaladinGC: Yes you are.
Asator: *aims Heartforger*  Wanna bet?  Even Pally's on it, why should you be free?
Chat-Admin: Because I have this. *Holds up Banhammer*
Chat-Admin: :'D
Asator: ...
Asator: Later, Twi...later...
PaladinGC: ....that's what is called... pulling rank.
Chat-Admin: *Smacks a random Sheep*
Asator: Sheep: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-stard
PaladinGC: XD

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Twi: Also
Twi: I ever have a son
Harbin: The other one isn't as long as this one
Harbin: ;;>>
Twi: I'm naming him Luke
Twi: Then on my deathbed-
Harbin: See, this is why you're not going to have a son
Harbin: >:0
Twi: "Luke... I'm not your real Mother."
Twi: And he'd be like 'Wait, what?'
Twi: And I'd laugh.
Twi: And I would die, forever remembered as 'Captain Obvious'
Twi: You know you'd pull something on your next in line on your deathbed if you could
Twi: Something that'd let you laugh all the way to hell
Twi: (Because let's face it, none of us are going up if there is an afterlife)
Harbin: Why would you think that?
Twi: Because we're all assholes?
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Twi: Ooh, good (If incredibly evil) prank to pull on your deathbed: Make it so you can 'flatline' at will by messing with the machine...
Twi: Then fake your death and scare the living shit out of the people in the room
Twi: 'Beep... beep... beeeeeeeeee.....'
Twi: '......'
Twi: '.....'
Twi: "D-da-" "RARRR!"
Bomber: I... I'm pretty sure I missed the context, but that's still funny as hell.
Asator: That would be an epic.
Asator: (how'd that an get in there?)
Asator: bah
Asator: That would be epic.
Twi: An epic prank, mebbe?
Asator: Perhaps.
Twi: "Alright, I'm going for real now. Later."
Asator: Note to self, learn how to do that.
Twi: *Beeeee....*
Twi: You know they'd at least have one last laugh about it
Bomber: All you should have to do is take out the receiver.
Bomber: Or whatever they're using to moniter your heart.
Twi: And do it without alerting them to you doing so.
Bomber: Just do it under your bedsheet?
Twi: Yeah.
Asator: Heh
Twi: You could do it enough times that they'd be sick of you faking, even, and be like 'just die already!'
Twi: And then they wouldn't be entirely sad about you going.
Twi: That'd be the one best reason to pull one final prank
Twi: It'd lighten the mood afterward.
Twi: If only slightly.
Bomber: Or irony could slap you in the face and you'd actually die after the first fake. <__<
Twi: Yeah, but that'd be funny too
Twi: Especially if you flatlined for real, then came back to life all 'I'm awake, dammit!'
Bomber: It could happen. *writes that down*
Twi: Oh man
Twi: If you die and come back enough times
Twi: You could be all "I've outdone Jesus! Hah!"
Asator: hehe
Twi: (You'd have to do it- three times, I think, if the rapture'll count)
Asator: "I've learned how to respawn!"
Twi: XD
Twi: "Infinity is mine!"
Twi: *Beeeeeeee......*
Asator: <In the afterlife> "...fuck!"
Twi: XD
Twi: Oh man
Twi: Imagine if you could keep pissing off the angel of death by slipping back into your body
Bomber: I wonder how many people would think it's the second coming of Jesus?
Twi: "Hey what's that?" *Slip*
Twi: You wouldn't be afraid of death, exactly
Twi: You'd just be wanting to piss some people off and have a laugh before you go
Asator: Yup.
Asator: And that sounds...so very like me
Twi: Yeah.
Twi: :'D
Twi: And if you had no family, you could piss off the doctors
Twi: :'D
Asator: Then when you come back, Death says something like "going somewhere?"
Asator: "Shut up and let me have my fun."
Twi: Yeah
Twi: It'd be awesome
Twi: :'D
Bomber: It probably wouldn't look good for you once they finally drag you into limbo, though. <__<
Asator: Would totally be worth it.
Twi: You know Death would have a good chuckle about it, at least
Asator: Yup
Twi: He (or she) (or it) would have to have something of a sense of humor after all this time
Bomber: Yeah, reaping's gotta get old after a few thousand millenia...
Asator: Yeah.  At the very least, he's probably learned to laugh at the idiots.
Asator: "*chuckle*  You died doing WHAT?!"
Twi: "I swear to god, I thought putting my head under the lawnmower seemed like a good idea at the time!"

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Medic: Hiko is my mom.
Aim: D:
Aim: Nevermind
Aim: But still, brb
Hiko: This is news to me.
Medic: Yes, you are my mom even though you are younger then me, and male.
Hiko: Hm.
Hiko: I see.
Hiko: Who's the father?
Blue: The Chat has one fucked up family tree.
Hiko: Or... mother... >.>;;
Blue: SAY 'BLUE' AND DIE.
Hiko: Wait, can I be lesbian?
Medic: Blue is the father... I was adopted.
Hiko: Sweet.
Blue: That's it.
Asator: hahaha
Medic: And Blue is a wife beater.
Hiko: D:
Hiko: I can see that.
Hiko: XD
Hiko: A lesbian wifebeater.
Medic has left.
Hiko: I want a divorce!
Hiko: D:
Blue: I'll kick you yoo.
Medic has joined.
Blue: *too
Medic: Yes Blue, I probably deserved that kick
Hiko: XD
Hiko: While you were out, Medic:
Hiko: Hiko: I want a divorce!
Hiko: D:
Blue: I'll kick you yoo.
Blue: I am not I wife beater.
Blue: I would be the wife.
Hiko: Not if you were lesbian.
Hiko: XD
Medic: No, you are the father figure
Medic: Hiko is the mother figure
Hiko: -stands with hands on hips-
Hiko: WHAT were you doing out so late at that bar?
Medic: And since I don't obay the mother figure
Blue: Me?
Blue: Or medic?
Hiko: No, obviously Twi. YES YOU.
Hiko: -has attitude-
Hiko: XD
Chat-Admin: I'd be the hot guy she'd be having the affair with.
Medic: Blue, give into your wife beating mode.
Blue: ...
Blue: No.
Chat-Admin: *Chuckles darkly*
Medic: Beat up Hiko
Blue: Violence is unnesessary.
Blue: ...
Chat-Admin: Roofies are handy.
Hiko: It's OK, Twi, I want a divorce anyways.
Medic: You know you want to father.
Blue: UNLESS ITS AN EXCUSE TO EBAT UP HIKO.
Blue: Sorry, but like I said at lunch.
Hiko: I'm calling the cops!
Blue: 'Target practice"
Hiko: What, you in H3?
Chat-Admin: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Hiko: WOAH
Hiko: WOAH
Hiko: What if you combined
Hiko: Facepalm + Headdesk
Hiko: ._.
Shin: ...
Saeg: FACEDESK.
Hiko: XD
Saeg: HEADPALM.
Majin: Selphire is out of his element, Nekogabbey is decent, and Karin did a pretty good job with her profile
Saeg:   
Hiko: Facedesk. XD
Saeg: *properly facedesks*
Shin: Palmdesk more like it
Hiko: Sweet.
Hiko: Lemmings, this is our new term. :'D
Hiko: PALMDESK!
Hiko: -palms desk-
Hiko: Palm strike! Yeearghhh!
Saeg: OBJECTION.
Saeg: *palmdesks*
Hiko: Deskface?
Hiko: :0
Saeg: YESH.
Shin: See, you covers your face with your hands, then you slam your face, covered by hands toward desk.
Hiko: Smash a desk into someone's face.
Hiko: :'D
Shin: ....
Saeg: You've got it!
Hiko: I approve... and quoted.
Shin: Only Meleeman is capable of doing something crazy like that.

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PaladinGC: eh?
PaladinGC: You wanted panels to fly, I made it happen.

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Maarten: Hungarian food is often spicy. It frequently uses paprika, black pepper and onions. Potatoes are also commonly used in many dishes. Hungarians are passionate about their soups, desserts and stuffed pancakes, with fierce rivalries between regional variations of the same dish, e.g. the fish soups cooked differently on the banks of Hungary's two main rivers: the Danube (Duna) and the Tisza.
Knight: Brazilian?
Maarten: PASSIONATE SOUP. PASSIONATE DESSERT. PASSIONATE STUFFED PANCAKES.
Knight: Oh yes
Knight: fishsoup
Knight: ..
Knight: AND PASSION
Shin: ...
Maarten: TAKE THIS! MY SOUP! MY DESSERT! AND ALL OF MY STUFFED PANCAKES! ERUPTING PASSION FINGER!
Shin: PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Knight: Don't forget wine
Shin: ....
Shin: ...
Shin: ...
Shin: Quoted
Knight: DON'T YOU FORGET THE WINE

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PaladinGC: You could make objects that emulate a virus, but you couldn't actually make a virus.
void: more asking is there a cost for trhe objects to move, or if they are stationary
PaladinGC: They're still objects, no matter what they look or act like.
PaladinGC: Yes, you can make objects move, attack, dodge....
PaladinGC: block... whatever.
PaladinGC: It gets expensive very quickly, though.
Lunar: byebye
Lunar: it the chatty admin on still?
PaladinGC: Yus.
void: and can an object make another object? obviously you'd have to pay the full cost of another object, and still only have one of each object at a time
PaladinGC: Yes, they can.
Lunar: wich chat admin is it?
void: like if you pay the cost twice, has=ve a object summon an object to replace it on death
PaladinGC: Dunno.
PaladinGC: Actually...
Lunar: this will be very strange                                                                                            ITS ME!
PaladinGC: to have an object generate another object, you'd have to create the second object as an effect of the first.
void: yeah, thats what I ment, but since uit only happens once, you don't have to triple the cost right?
PaladinGC: Correct.
void: allright, were good
PaladinGC: But only if it only happens once.
PaladinGC: If it's a once-a-turn thing, it's tripple.
void: cogjammer, haxxor, sara nade, spider queen, and shaper are all marked for brawl/tourney
void: but even if it's once a turn, there can only be one each round right?
PaladinGC: .......it's not quite that absolute. :'D
PaladinGC: You have more options than that.
void: so you can do something simmaler to the spider egs in magic the gathering?
PaladinGC: Dunno that card.
void: or the slime token genorator in yugioh?
Chat-Admin: http://www.onemanga.com/Soul_Eater/0/b-11/
Chat-Admin: I see what you meant about the Sun, Shur.
PaladinGC: ......more like the Sliver Queen, I'd suppose.
void: now there is one I don't know
PaladinGC: pay 2, generate a 1/1 artifact sliver. (no tapping necessary)
void: yeah, but the spider one I was thinking was, "tap extra green, each extra green tapped during summon lets you genorate a 1/1 spider token per turn"
PaladinGC: I collect the little buggers. :'D
PaladinGC: Anyways.
void: so if you make an object that spawns 10 hp 10 damage per round (40 points each) you could have a small army quickly
PaladinGC: Yep.
PaladinGC: well, eventually.
void: it's cost all of your ponits, but you could do it
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void: spider = 40 points * 3 = 120 * 3 (per round) = 360 +60 hp + ((20)barrier * 3(per round)) = 480 points
PaladinGC: 3 per round...
PaladinGC: multiply THAT by 3.
void: plus by the time you get to the point you could make this, you could have 3 of these sigs
PaladinGC: Yup.
PaladinGC: Like I said, it gets expensive.
PaladinGC: Fast.
void: yeah, but also you'd have 9 new enimies each turn, and each doing ten damage. plus to clear them all out you'd need 3 boomerangs each turn
PaladinGC: Or be Skyrender with an elecreel....
void: damn you... wait, how does that work?
PaladinGC: Being him? Forget it. :'D [/flippant]
void: lol
PaladinGC: Elecreel?
PaladinGC: It hits all for 100 Elec, but it's accuracy isn't the best.
void: that'd be funny though, "It's been 3 turns of dodging and weak attacks from you, and I have 25 spiders now, you can't win!!!" "elecreel" "DAMNIT!!!"
PaladinGC: Poltergeist would really make you cry.
void: lol
void: /stratagy
PaladinGC: I have 25 spiders!
PaladinGC: .....why are they flying at my fac--- *death*
void: + the spawners
PaladinGC: .....crushed under an avalanche of your own making... *shudder*
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void: one last question, can you auto destroy one of your own objects to trigger a seperate sig? like "absorb" and object to use sig cool?
void: *an object
PaladinGC: err....no.
PaladinGC: I can already see where that would become a problem.
void: where?
void: *there diagonally!*
PaladinGC: Besides, once an object is generated, it's like any other object: It's public domain.
void: pretty snaeky sis
void: ok, didn't know that
PaladinGC: It doesn't mean someone can just tell your own objects to turn on you and help them.
PaladinGC: They still do whatever they were programmed to do.
void: that helps for antoher idea though
PaladinGC: But anyone can intersct with them normally.
PaladinGC: interact*
void: so like if you make a bomb, and you'rer still standing by it, you'll still get hurt
PaladinGC: .....duh.
PaladinGC: :'D
void: well if darkrai was here
Marorin_Repulsa: XD
PaladinGC: Count bomb....
PaladinGC: assumes you summoned the bomb AWAY from yourself.
PaladinGC: Ergo
PaladinGC: You're not standing ON it when it goes off.
Lunar: OOoOOoooooo
void: I assumed all bomb chips you throw at the start
PaladinGC: Count Bombs aren't thrown.
PaladinGC: they're summoned in place/
PaladinGC: They're objects.
void: well I know that now
PaladinGC: I was using it as an example. XD
PaladinGC: No biggie.
PaladinGC: .......
PaladinGC: >>
PaladinGC: <<
PaladinGC: I'll let you in on a secret....
PaladinGC: No-one expects anyone else to remember all this shit. :'D
PaladinGC: It's simply too much. :'D
void: it would help if I played through a megaman.exe game though
PaladinGC: Yes, yes it would.
void: emulators don't play fair
PaladinGC: Though we do try to make it so you don't have to play the games to play here.... it does help alot.
PaladinGC: I'd like to note
void: I KNOW one of them was messing with me too, in the game flash man would say'exicute system crash' and the game would crash
PaladinGC: that there are things in this game that will hurt you... that wont in MMBN.
void: mods
PaladinGC: XD

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Hiko: Do I lose anything for losing a round?
Hiko: Like, HL?
Passion_Flute: Your pride.
Passion_Flute: Cuz the tournament pays professionals to graffitti your world.
Hiko: I don't care, I like graffiti. As long as it isn't cocks.
Passion_Flute: Then it will ALL be cocks.
Passion_Flute: Urgh...
Hiko: Then Dorian will murder them. >.>;;
Passion_Flute: That's some sight...
Hiko: COCKWORLD!
Passion_Flute: XD

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Aim: Also, the only thing worse than being trapped in a dark maze with a guy that wants to rape you...
Blue: Is the chat.
Blue: Or 4chan/.
Marchand: Porn of the Living Dead?
Chat_wont_let_me_join_as_Medic: Is being raped by the guy
Blue: or my school.
Aim: Is being trapped in an infinite looping mazing with an infinite amount of the same guy wanting to rape you
Marchand: Oh yeah, I've seen that one.
Karin: ...
Marchand: It was horribly done. XD
Blue: ...
Chat_wont_let_me_join_as_Medic: ...
Blue: QUOTE THAT.
Blue: OH PLEASE.
Blue: Bye guys.
Karin: oh wow
SpaceMonkeySteve: Where the chicks all bite off the guys dicks when they're finished? XD

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Which reminds me of a new movie coming out called Teeth....Vaginal teeth!

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Snotland: Captain Legoroy!
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: What is it, Micky McMickers?
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: We have a level 4.5682918 emergency!
Snotland: Level 4.5682918 emrgency?! Thats... abreviating without full stops!
System_Of_A_Frown has joined.
System_Of_A_Frown: Nyekyekyekyekyek! I, of the DOODSW will knock you all down!
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: Sweet Salty Shaking Summer Pool Full Of Landmines! He'll ruin the whole show!
System_Of_A_Frown: Take this! Fist Of Doing Stuff Wrong!
System_Of_A_Frown: *Eats custard with chewing gum*
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: You're doing it wrong!
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: *Eats chewing gum with custard*
Snotland: Look! It's a Star!
A_Star has joined.
A_Star: Yo.
A_Star: *Kicks ass*
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: YEAH!
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: *Rawks out on guitar*
A_Passionate_Medical_Disaster: *Stage explodes. Everyone blasts off again*
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Snotland has left.
You logged off.

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*face palms in amusement*

You hillarious idiots!