3-Chip Trader Machine

Suien inserted the chips, turned the knob, and out popped...

*THUNK*

A CactBall2 chip!

Suien LOSE: Minibomb, Magbomb1, Shotgun
Suien GET: CactBall2
Zanzo shuffled through his chips a bit before gathering together a total of nine. He inserted them in sets of three, cranking as he went...

((Inserting MiniBomb x7, HeatShot x1, VariTails x1))
Three chips plop out.

Zanzo LOSE: MiniBomb x7, HeatShot x1, VariTails x1
Zanzo GET: Minibomb, RollArrow1, EnergyBomb
"Ooo, RollArrow1. Cool. Others could've been better though..." Zanzo said. shuffling through his folder, he pulled out another trio. "One more try..."

((Guard1, VariTails1 and MaruBlaster1 this time.))
A tornado erupts from the chip trader, swallowing Zanzo's chips and splashing him in the face, one swirly looking chip landing on the receptacle.

Zanzo LOSE: Guard1, VariTails2, MaruBlaster1
Zanzo GET: Aquawhirl1
"Heh, cool. Guess I ought to be on my way now..." Zanzo said, making his way out the door...
Slowly approaching the chip trader, Marius' pocket rustled with chips he was about to trade in. Swallowing a mouthful of anxiety down his throat, the operator began to put his chips inside the trader and twisted the dial...

Chip Trades:
2x Shotgun
1x MiniBomb
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3x Firehit
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2x Guard
1x MiniBomb
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1x Powershot
1x Cannon
1x MiniBomb
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1x Heatshot
1x Dblbomb
1x MiniBomb
People give Marius funny looks as he loads an ungodly number of chips into the machine, what would be half a folder for the average person.

Marius LOSE: Shotgun x2, Minibomb x4, Firehit x3, Guard1 x2, Powershot x1, Cannon x1, Heatshot x1, DblBomb x1
Marius GET: Aquaneedle1, Snakeegg2, Guard1, Vulcan1, Recover10
Seeing the five chips come out, Marius was dissatisfied with three extremely common chips coming out. However, the other two was decent enough for later use. Taking the three common chip, Marius decided to test his luck once more.

Chip Trades:
1x Guard1
1x Vulcan1
1x Recov10
People dance around, getting antsy as they wait to use the chip trader. In the mean time, Marius pulls the lever yet again.

Marius LOSE: Guard1, Vulcan1, Recov10
Marius GET: Arrow1
At least this had a happy end, thought Marius. He stood up, finding himself surrounded by number of people. "...Well...I'm off." Finding himself out of the crowd, Marius began walking back to his apartment...
Walking up to the trader machine, Harke looked at it with slight anticipation. Quickly, he took out three of his useless chips and inserted them into the input slot.

[Guard1] [RageClaw1] [Recover10]

Please be good...
And with a flick of the lever, a chip entirely unlike the three inserted appeared at the bottom.

Harke LOSE: Guard1, RageClaw1, Recover10
Harke GET: ZapRing1
Harke looked at the chip in the output, with slight disdain. Now he understood why people loathed (and loved) this machine. He walked out the store, stuffing the obtained chip into his pocket.
Aha! Time to continue her eternal battle. Whipping out a couple of chips she never used to go with her new MiniBomb, Sabrina silently placed them into the machine, pulled the lever, and started thinking positive thoughts.

[Order of Insertion:
1-MiniBomb, Quake1, AquaWhirl1]
Whirrrrrr. Click. Thud.

The sounds of evil at work.

Sabrina LOSE: MiniBomb, Quake1, AquaWhirl1
Sabrina GET: Thunder1
"...You win again, chip trader..." Grumbling over her latest defeat, Sabrina stormed out of the shop, never to be seen again...until the next time she entered the shop, in which case she would.

(to ACDC proper!)
Approaching her mortal enemy once more, Sabrina whipped out three spare chips, slammed them into the chip machine, and pulled the lever. "C'mon, something not terrible!"

[Order of Insertion:
1-Cannon, Shotgun, Thunder1]
*Clank*

In exchange for Sabrina's three chips, a Recov10 plopped down in the return slot.
"Grr!!" Sabrina looked at her new chip with great scorn, before deciding to see if the machine was expecting Round 2: placing the new Recover10 in the device, alongside two other chips. Let's see if it can handle things AGAIN.

[Order of Insertion:
1-Recover10, Bubbler, DoubleNeedle]