Random Outtakes

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"Get over here, idiots!"

Leroy, Jenkins, David and Roxy all picked up their pace even further as their Overlord stopped in front of a number of Hideki's soldiers.

"We're sorry!" Roxy yelped, her short legs making her drop behind the others. "We're coming, Your Wor--"

"Just get over here!"

The two prinnies, the ghost and the hellcat all skidded to a halt just behind Ixos. His sturdy-bladed, figure eight-guarded katzbalger sword was already in his hand.

"What do you require, Your Worship?" David looked toward the group of foes that they had stumbled upon. These ones seemed a good deal stronger than the previous encounters had proved to be. "We will fight tooth and nail to our deaths, of course, Your Worship."

"Yeah, that's nice, you'd better." Instead of ordering them to attack in his usual gruff way, though, Ixos reached down and clamped one hand around Leroy's beak. The prinny flailed silently, his mouth held shut, as Ixos lifted him into the air. The Overlord's tangerine eyes snapped back and forth from the prinny to the group of defenders, as if planning.

"Mister Overlord, dood--!" Jenkins hopped up and down, reaching for Leroy's dangling peg-leg, but was just too short to reach. Ixos raised the prinny he held higher to make sure that Jenkins wouldn't be able to pull Leroy free.

"Stand back!" he snapped at his ragtag army. Roxy and David both grabbed hold of Jenkins and dragged him back, well out of the way of their Overlord. The prinny strained against their grasp, but could only watch as his duplicate fought against Ixos's grip, which was rapidly becoming painful. The first grin since the beginning of the campaign slipped across Ixos's face, and the cigarette wiggled around as if it had picked up on his delight.

"FIRE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOLE!"

Ixos hurled Leroy straight up into the air and brought his sword around behind him. The prinny turned over and over as he reached the top of the arc, and then he began to fall. Jenkins, David and Roxy watched in horror as Ixos swung the blade forward. His timing was absolutely impeccable; the flat of the sword slapped against Leroy's side, sending him flying toward the group of enemies.

"LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY!" the other prinny howled in agony as he watched his best friend go soaring toward his doom.

"JENNNNNKIIIINS!" Leroy screeched back, his voice rapidly fading as he fell toward the enemy group.

The explosion sent Ixos stumbling a step back. The shockwave tore at his hair, his jacket, his pants and his sleeves, and threw black dust into his eyes. He raised one arm to shield his face, but the nicotene-blackened smile only grew wider.

Suddenly, the fires died, and all went quiet. The only sound was Ixos's boots slamming on the stone as he charged forward, the katzbalger in both hands, chopping forcefully through the air to reach for the floating green skull.

"Well?! What the hell are you waiting for?!" he shouted back at Jenkins, Roxy and David, who were staring blankly at him. "Get them! Forget Salerio or Leroy or whatever, he's gone! Live in the now! Get them!"

Reluctantly, Roxy waved for the other two to stay behind while she hurried into the battle. David and Jenkins remained behind, the pain of their loss still fresh on their faces.
And now, it's time for Twi and Asator's... METAL REVIEW!

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Asator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNvnzAiHkZg
Asator: That song, at least, reminds me quite a bit of Romanticide
Asator: Then again, it also reminds me of some of Megadeth's stuff, which is also awesome.
Twi: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessag...&topic=38613919
Twi: This is interesting
Twi: @The song:
Twi: It starts out a lot darker than a lot of Nightwish's songs usually do
Twi: Quite the change of pace
Twi: Hmm
Asator: I'm pretty sure it's directed at Tarja's husband
Twi: Marco's voice hasn't changed a bit, but it seems quite... cliche metal.
Twi: The reason it worked in the songs before
Twi: Is because Tarja's high voice offset it perfectly
Twi: But since I can't hear much of the new girl in this song, I can't tell if it's a working combination...
Twi: Their style of making the music hasn't changed much, though. The vocals still take center stage when they're present, yet the background is pleasant enough when they're not to keep the song flowing well
Asator: I haven't found one where they're both singing yet.
Twi: ...Jesus christ, did I just psychoanalyze Nightwish's music?
Twi: O.o
Asator: yes you did
Asator: The thing is with this song, put some insane solo work in there and they could substitute for Megadeth.  Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Twi: It's a bad thing.
Twi: The song is very, very cliche metal
Twi: The thing that set Nightwish apart was their music was always this bastard child mix between symphonic and heavy metal leaning towards the symphonic side most of the time
Twi: Also, yeah, it does seem like it's directed at Tarja's husband
Twi: Greed, your master passion unseen
the mouth debating, never!
But we ate all the message
Break up your lives and say:

Seek her, seduce her, tame her,
Blame her, hang her, kill her
Seek her, seduce her, tame her
Blame her, hang her, kill her
Seek her, seduce her, tame her
Blame her, hang her, kill her
Seek her, seduce her, tame her
Blame her, hang her, kill her

^----This verse especially.
Asator: yeah
Asator: that's the verse I was thinking of
Twi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL9VKDaVz2o...related&search=
Twi: This is way more of a Nightwish song
Twi: You can tell from the way it starts up
Twi: It starts in with this light, trickling beat, then the guitars pound their way in, quickly taking center stage with orchestration sneaking it's way in somewhere
Asator: Try 7 Days To The Wolves, too.  It's got that vocal combination you were looking for
Twi: Mm
Asator: It's not perfect, but it's still fairly good
Twi: Sahara is a very themed song
Twi: I can tell just from listening to the first verse or so
Twi: The name, the tone...
Twi: It's all got a desert feel.
Demonstar: Twi, permission on a profile detail edit?
Asator: Kinda like how The Siren had an ocean type feel?
Demonstar: i really don't feel like typing this out when it's just a change from 2 to 3 blocks of each color
Demonstar: ;~;
Twi: Mmhm
Twi: Sure
Twi: @7 days to the blah blah blah
Twi: This starts out on an odd note
Twi: The guitars come in first
Twi: Well
Twi: The percussion, I mean
Twi: Then we hear a bit of orchestration
Twi: THEN the Guitars
Twi: Hmm
Twi: What's the new girl's name?
Twi: Annette?
Asator: Anette, yeah
Twi: Her voice doesn't contrast off of Marco's properly
Twi: The moment Marco jumps in, he takes over
Twi: Now, that could just be the microphones not set to proper levels, but that would be a live performance issue, meaning it was either intentional or couldn't be corrected in the song
Twi: If it's the latter, that's not a good thing
Twi: Annoying radio guy is annoying
Asator: radio guy?
Twi: Yeah
Twi: This version of the song has a radio announcer popping in at points
Asator: you got one with the voiceover?
Twi: It's an anti-piracy measure
Asator: I thought Nuclear Blast killed all those versions.
Asator: Well the one I was listening to didn't have it.
Twi: XD
Asator has left.
Twi: >>
Twi: Aw, he left
Twi: D:
Asator has joined.
Asator: no idea what just happened
Twi: Hmm
Twi: Either way
Twi: One moment it's Anette's song
Twi: The next it's Marco basically pushing her out of the way
Asator: Yeah, I'm starting to think my money's better spent on more Dream Theater
Twi: Mm
Twi: PIRACY TIEM?
Asator: College network.  Can't.
Twi: Damn.
Twi: Also
Twi: I just noticed--
Twi: She sounds a bit too much like Within Temptation's singer
Asator: Yeah.  Either that or Lacuna Coil's singer.
Twi: Mm
Twi: Either way
Twi: She's definitely the piece that does not fit
Asator: Actually scratch that, Lacuna Coil isn't that screechy at really high pitches
Twi: True
Twi: Now
Twi: Let's step back for a moment
Twi: LHH, have you got... say, Ever Dream on your PC?
Asator: nope
Twi: Nope?
Twi: Hmm
Twi: Ah, perfect song to compare by:
Twi: Wish I Had An Angel
Twi: You BETTER have that one
Asator: yeah, got that one
Twi: If you listen to that
Twi: Tarja's voice offset's Marco's perfectly
Twi: You can always clearly define both her and Marco's voices when they're singing in tandem
Twi: Whereas with Anette, her voice gets overwhelmed and all you hear is Marco.
Asator: Unless Anette gets all screechy, which still isn't a good effect
Twi: *Offsets
Twi: Mm.

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Cherry: ISP strikes back,.
PaladinGC: oh yeah?
PaladinGC: *publishes a sequel called Return of the Paladin*
PaladinGC: *makes millions*
PaladinGC: *gets disconnected again anyway*
  Disconnected.


And return I did, for 7 more disconnects in less than 10 minutes. DX

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Mietallika: XD
Mietallika: AM BIDOOF.
Mietallika: AM GR8.
English_Ninja: Bidoof + Vegas + lawl.
English_Ninja: = lawl, rather.
English_Ninja: My equation was incorrect.
Mietallika: Bidoof + Vegas > lawl
English_Ninja: Bidoof + Vegas + lawl = No, there is an elephant in the way
Mietallika: lawl > trout
PaladinGC: XD
Mietallika: trout > smaller trout
English_Ninja: I'm gonna write that on one of my math tests this year, guys.
English_Ninja: Promise.
Mietallika: smaller trout > Failman
Mietallika: Failman > himself
Yourshoes: ...
Demonstar: oo;
English_Ninja: = paradox
Demonstar: DIVIDE BY ZERO
Yourshoes: Wait a moment...
Demonstar: ABANDON CHAT
English_Ninja: = end of universe
Mietallika: ABANDON CAT.
Yourshoes: ...
Mietallika: SORRY, GEM, THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR US!
English_Ninja: = Ninja goes crazy and mass-kicks everyone
Yourshoes: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST EN!
Yourshoes: D:
English_Ninja: [mouse sneaks toward Admin Panel]
Demonstar: Draw Frag first!
Mietallika: <bats it away>
Mietallika: NO.
Demonstar: Draw, then kick!
Yourshoes: EN, I have fire powers!
Mietallika: BAD EMO LADY.
English_Ninja: [kicks Miek to the ground]
English_Ninja: [lunges for Admin Panel]
Demonstar: oo;
PaladinGC: *blink*
Mietallika: <trips Lawr>
Demonstar: *sneak attack grapple!*
English_Ninja: [falls on face]
English_Ninja: [sends Panel spinning out of reach[
Asator: NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST
PaladinGC: *has an epic idea*
English_Ninja: HA......
English_Ninja: HAHAH.....
Mietallika: I WON'T LET YOU STEAL THE LIGHT OF THE CITY!
English_Ninja: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
English_Ninja: YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP ME...!
Asator: *catches panel*
Mietallika: FOR JUSTICE!
Demonstar: *PINS*
Mietallika: AND FOR MY FRIENDS!
English_Ninja: [goes to Users tab]
English_Ninja: [lunges on it and presses the Users button]
Mietallika: NOOOOO!
Mietallika: FINAL FORM!
Mietallika: MIEK WITH A TAIL!
Asator: *is already in the process of kicking Lori*
English_Ninja: [pushes Brian out of the way]
English_Ninja has left.
Yourshoes: D:
Asator: oops, too late
Mietallika: JUSTICE PREVAILS!
English_Ninja has joined.
Yourshoes: HOW COULD YOU!
Mietallika: <credits roll>
Heat_Sonata: How annoying that I don't have access to the NHK raws.
Mietallika: Someone quote this.
Demonstar: Epic lulz.
English_Ninja: [climbs back up from the bottom of the cliff that she was kicked over]
English_Ninja: I'm...better....now.
Heat_Sonata: The sounds I have access to end up pretty limited as a result
English_Ninja: [flops over]
English_Ninja: [bleeds]
Mietallika: What's that? Sparta?
Yourshoes: *Heals EN*
Heat_Sonata: The episodes I have downloaded don't work in WMM
English_Ninja: Pointy...rocks.
Mietallika: Ragdoll-ized.
English_Ninja: [leaps u]
English_Ninja: [up*]
Asator: yeah, those cliff bottoms can do that to you
English_Ninja: [rushes toward Panel]
English_Ninja: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mietallika: That's what you get for maneuvering like a cow in a shopping cart.
English_Ninja: FOOOOOOOOSL
Mietallika: OH NO!
Asator: OH SNAP
Asator has left.
Mietallika: ...
Asator has joined.
English_Ninja: I'VE BANISHED YOUR PROTECTOR
Asator has left.
Mietallika: Famous last words.
Mietallika: XD
English_Ninja:  I'VE BANISHED YOUR PROTECTOR
Asator has joined.
Mietallika: AND HE WON'T STAY GONE.
Asator: Sorry, what?
Asator has left.
English_Ninja:  I'VE BANISHED YOUR PROTECTOR
Mietallika: XD
PaladinGC: XD
Asator has joined.
English_Ninja has left.
Mietallika: I'm loling right now.
Asator: AHAHAHAHAA
English_Ninja has joined.
PaladinGC: *pulls out bat*
English_Ninja has left.
Mietallika: Someone fucking quote this.
English_Ninja has joined.
English_Ninja: [waves white flag]
Asator: Admin war, wheee
Mietallika: QUOTE THIS, FOOLZ.
English_Ninja: Quote plox.
Mietallika: FOR CHINA!
Asator: can't copy from chat

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"Thank's for standin' still, ya wanker!"
...
Epic win you guys.

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Chatroom at about 9:30 or so PM my time
*skips over the random stuff about the old RECN stuffs*
Shin:OSHIT
Shin:...
Shin:I have the annoying personcontact me again? What I do?
Me:*Summons a mermaid that can live on land*
Me:Who?
Shin:Just...an annoying person
Shin:who stalks me at school
Me:Ouch
Shin:And thinks i'm his friend
LHH:Swing's current design is based on a mix of recently dropped sig system and the RECN ability to get away with just about anything
Me:kick him in the nuts and run.
Shin:Although i have told him repeatedly that he isn't
Shin:tried that
Shin:didn't work D:
Me:Lol, he's the unbeatable demon in anoying mode.
Shin:Oh yeah! have i told you the story of how I OVERLORDED HIS FACE OFF?*skips some of the chat of me and LHH saying him to do it*
Shin:so last wednesday
Shin:We were bickering over the running of anime society
Shin:and he was being an asshole and not being reasonable
Shin:So i got up.
Shin:Tried to control myself
Shin:since i was in the classroom mind you
Shin:Then suddenly
Shin:I uncontrollably grabed his face
Shin:and ripped it off while burnning the rest of his body and sliceing it to pieces with some odd variety of invisible sword cutting useing some weapon that i didn't know existed
Shin:Then blood flew everywhere so i had to clean that up
LHH:MWA HA HA
Shin:Then i somehow had to make him come back to life
Shin:Which I unfortunately Succeded at
Shin:Wanted the bastard still dead
Me:we need to quote this shit.

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Chatroom at about 9:30 or so PM my time
*skips over the random stuff about the old RECN stuffs*
Shin:OSHIT
Shin:...
Shin:I have the annoying person contact me again? What I do?
Me:*Summons a mermaid that can live on land*
Me:Who?
Shin:Just...an annoying person
Shin:who stalks me at school
Me:Ouch
Shin:And thinks I'm his friend
LHH:Swing's current design is based on a mix of recently dropped sig system and the RECN ability to get away with just about anything
Me:kick him in the nuts and run.
Shin:Although i have told him repeatedly that he isn't
Shin:tried that
Shin:didn't work D:
Me:Lol, he's the unbeatable demon in annoying mode.
Shin:Oh yeah! have i told you the story of how I OVERLORDED HIS FACE OFF?*skips some of the chat of me and LHH saying him to do it*
Shin:so last wednesday
Shin:We were bickering over the running of anime society
Shin:and he was being an asshole and not being reasonable
Shin:So I got up.
Shin:Tried to control myself
Shin:since i was in the classroom mind you
Shin:Then suddenly
Shin:I uncontrollably grabbed his face
Shin:and ripped it off while burning the rest of his body and slicing it to pieces with some odd variety of invisible sword cutting using some weapon that i didn't know existed, THEN EXPLODED HIS FACE INTO OBLIVION AND STABBED HIS HEAD WITH FORESAID INVISIBLE WEAPON AND KICKED HIS CORPSE MANY TIMES!
Shin:Then blood flew everywhere so i had to clean that up
LHH:MWA HA HA
Shin:Then I somehow had to make him come back to life
Shin:Which I unfortunately succeeded at
Shin:Wanted the bastard still dead
Me:we need to quote this shit.

Fixed

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Master_Gundaim: .... What the HL? There's nobody here at all? D:
Master_Gundaim: Not even HotHead?
Master_Gundaim: ........
Master_Gundaim: *waves arms around crazily*
Master_Gundaim: Well poop.


Murgle blurgle.
You know what the funny part about that is, Aim?

I was there.

Well, sort of. Invisible and wouldn't have responded, but still.

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Harbin: Convert.
Harbin:
Demonstar: It's the only one
Demonstar: isn't it ironic?
Demonstar: just like clerics
Demonstar: XD
Harbin: XDXD
Demonstar: And arguably
Demonstar: it's the strongest one
Demonstar: out of all the abilities
Demonstar: XD
Harbin: Eh, wind comes pretty close
Harbin: but then again, wind is just a druid
Harbin:
Demonstar: yea...
Demonstar: good lord
Demonstar: we created CoDzilla.
Demonstar: WHY
Harbin: XD
Demonstar: ;~;

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naix: thats the sound a heartless makes GTFO!!!
naix: NOW
Super_Miek: ;>>
SpaceMonkeySteve: Featuring, what else? Government conspiracy, and using technology that supposedly doesn't exist.
Shurlha: NO U.
naix: I'm not kidding
Super_Miek: Heartless make no sound.
naix: get out now
Voldo: ...
Super_Miek: They dance about until you hit them.
Shurlha: One does not command the Miek to get out.
naix: when you summon one you tell me
Super_Miek: And then they hit you.
Shurlha: Only I have such power.
naix: trust me
Voldo: Miek, I kindly ask you to get out without commanding you to.
Super_Miek: Niax, you're digging yourself down to Darkrai-esque levels of fail with this whole "I-can-summon-darklings-in-real-life-and-also-have-psychic-powers-too" bit.
Shurlha: He's been like that when he arrived on RERN.
Shurlha: XD
Shurlha: He claims he can walk in dreams too.
naix: phycic powers was a joke
Shurlha: In the dreams of others, mind you.
Overlord-DNrolgia: XD
Super_Miek: Hm.
Voldo: ...Commen is the dream walker Shury'
Super_Miek: I seem to remember he was cooler than this.
Shurlha: Yeah?
SpaceMonkeySteve: featuring an awesome climactic battle of Druidman fighting DruidmanZERO, the horrible mutation that has become of the orginal Druidman.
Shurlha: Aren't they both?
Super_Miek: And Heartless summoning wasn't, Niax?
Shurlha: Druidman...
naix: but the heartless thing was paradox magic I foun on the internet half a year ago
Super_Miek: ;>>
Shurlha: Mutation...
Super_Miek: ...
Super_Miek: PARADOX magic?
Super_Miek: Uberfail.
Shurlha: DRUIDMAN + TOXIC WASTE.
Super_Miek: You can think of better names than that.
Shurlha: Oh my god.
Shurlha: OH MY GOD.
Shurlha: I suddenly had the most awesome vision ever.
Overlord-DNrolgia: Druidman Zero?
Overlord-DNrolgia: Damn thats conspiratastic
Super_Miek: I need to quote this. :'D
Shurlha: Druidman VS Druidman Zero would be like Captain Planet fight the Anti Captain Planet. :'D
naix: it's called reality hacking by the site, but it whent down
Super_Miek: ...
Super_Miek: Suuuuuuure.
Voldo: ...Chess must strike down other Navis with great power
Overlord-DNrolgia: I WANNA BE HEART
Super_Miek: Escapism does you no good.
Super_Miek: ;>>
naix: no fucking kidding, get out now
Voldo: ...
Super_Miek: You're throwing me out?
Shurlha: I'll be fire. >:
Super_Miek: Alright.
Super_Miek: If you know paradox magic...
Voldo: Miek, I kindly ask you to beat up Naix
Super_Miek: Summon something to me.
Super_Miek: A single carrot.
Super_Miek: By my bedside.
Super_Miek: A carrot should be simple.
Super_Miek: It is not sentient.
Super_Miek: It is not complex.
Voldo: ...With a name engraved in it?
Shurlha: Come on, Miek.
Super_Miek: No, I think a carrot appearing by my bed is proof enough.
naix: no I mean leave where ever you are and go someplace else with more people they don't attack groups unless they outnumber
Shurlha: You're making this too easy for him.
Super_Miek: I wouldn't be able to explain that away.
Shurlha: ....
Super_Miek: ... "They?"
SpaceMonkeySteve: But yeah, he'll look all weird and lopsided and melty-like, with fire and lightning shooting out everywhere, or somesuch.
Super_Miek: Niax, I'm fine.
Shurlha: He's talking about Terrorists, Miek. XD
Super_Miek: I have a fencing sword no more thant two feet away.
Shurlha: They dress up like ninjas and have black skin.
Voldo: ...What is the deal with this currpt stuff?
Super_Miek: In a hidden panel by my bed.
Shurlha: He just mistakes them for Heartless.
Voldo: What does it do machinicly?
Super_Miek: And unlike you, I'm being truthful.
naix: that's why it called reality hacking, you have to override other people's belife, plus I need a way to connect
Super_Miek: ...
Voldo: ...Pic Miek?
Shurlha: I've got a way to connect.
Super_Miek: WHAT
Super_Miek: THE FUCK
Overlord-DNrolgia: Duude I wish I had a part in that
Shurlha: Metal rod in your ass.
Shurlha: : D
Overlord-DNrolgia: "I wanna help Big buddy!"
Super_Miek: I don't have a pic, but I can get one like tomorrow.
Voldo: K
Super_Miek: My dad was a fencer.
Overlord-DNrolgia: "... Against but buddy"
Overlord-DNrolgia: Big*
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Overlord-DNrolgia: "... Is anybody confused?"
Voldo: ...I have a min frige in my room
Shurlha: Fencing looks awesome.
Voldo: That count as coolish?
Shurlha: I tried it myself once.
Overlord-DNrolgia: "Cause I sure am!"
Shurlha: I phailed horrible.
Super_Miek: Ityes.
Shurlha: *y
Super_Miek: Yes.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Oh, you'll tell the difference between them.
Super_Miek: Fill it with vodka.
Super_Miek: And invite me over.
naix: I have never been more truthful in my life I put up with one of them for 2 weeks, you don't want to
Overlord-DNrolgia: "I'll just call you mister Zero!"
Voldo: ...I'm 18
Shurlha: Druidman: "Relax man... I'm doing fine..."
Voldo: In three years I can drink
Super_Miek: Niax, you're failing.
Shurlha: DruidmanZERO: "BLAARH BLAARGHHGG ALBLAAAARGH"
Overlord-DNrolgia: "Nobody has that name right!?"
Voldo: ...Wait, drinking age in Canaga?
Voldo: Canada"
Super_Miek: 18.
Super_Miek: Move here.
Voldo: ...And you are 16?
Super_Miek: We'll be drunked studs.
Super_Miek: Yes, I am.
Super_Miek: Drunken*
naix: I don't care about failing, don't turn out the lights...
Super_Miek: MEDIC AND I, WE ARE MANLY DRUNKEN STUDS.
Shurlha: You can legally drink here when you're 16. >_>
Super_Miek: HEY, VAC.
naix: And where in the world are you
Voldo: ...in two years I'll drag the mini frige up there and have it filled with Russia alcoholic drinks
SpaceMonkeySteve: lol, naix is a silly emo
Super_Miek: I'm sitting in complete darkness right now.
naix: fuck...
Voldo: ...Your comp gives no light Miek?
Shurlha: MIEK. YOU COMPUTER SCREEN SCARES THEM!
SpaceMonkeySteve: fornicate?
Super_Miek: Oh, right.
Super_Miek: Just a sec.
Voldo: ...
Shurlha: *In the darkness: "hissssss..." *
Voldo: I demand... a Waffle
naix: no, they just don't like direct attacks
Super_Miek: Nothing happened~
naix: especially if they alone
Shurlha: They don't like direct attacks...
Shurlha: OH!
Shurlha: They do it like you? Over the internet? : D
Shurlha: I CAST MUTE ON NAIX.
Voldo: ...
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Super_Miek: Trust me, I'm probably more attuned to darkness than I am to light anyway, if your crazy ideals of KH escapism are more than BS.
naix: no, they gank him when afk(sleeping)
Voldo: Shury has the power
SpaceMonkeySteve: laim emo child
Shurlha: I CAST BURN ON NAIX.
Voldo: ...Steve, attack
Super_Miek: Niax, I've slept in complete darkness the past couple of nights.
naix: fine, get killed...
Shurlha: I AM CHALKING A PENTAGRAM ON MY LAPTOP'S SCREEN.
Super_Miek: Go fuck your mother.
SpaceMonkeySteve: I use my awesome afro magic to make you cool.
Shurlha: YOU WILL BURN IN HELL.
Super_Miek: I am casting ICE-8
naix: but you diddn't hear the sound before now
Shurlha: What sound?
Shurlha: ._.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Wait, afro magic is poweful, but I'm afraid that there is no cure for emo.
Super_Miek: The sound?
Shurlha: Afro magic?
Super_Miek: It was my friend's dog.
Super_Miek: : D
Shurlha: They have MAGIC in those things!?
Shurlha: I want an afro.
Overlord-DNrolgia: Wait
SpaceMonkeySteve: Yeah, and I don't have an afro anymore.
Super_Miek: Trust me, Niax, lemme tell you something.
Overlord-DNrolgia: ONLY AFROCASTER IT ME
Overlord-DNrolgia: IS*
Shurlha: AFRO CANNON!
Shurlha: I'm a Neko Mancer. :3
Shurlha: *summons undead kitties*
Super_Miek: I'm probably one of the only ones in this toom what unnerstands magic the slightest bit. :'D
Super_Miek: room*
Shurlha: Miek practices voodoo.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Necco wafers?
Super_Miek: My sister's Wiccan, and that's as fucking close as it gets to magic in reality.
Shurlha: I've tried Tarot once, but that's not really a kind of magic.
Super_Miek: I sneek a peek at the books.
Super_Miek: But I lack spell components. D:
Shurlha: Breasts, Miek?
Voldo has left.
Super_Miek: Little to speak of.
Super_Miek: She's 13. ;>>
Shurlha: >_>
Undead_Neko has joined.
Undead_Neko: Meow?
Shurlha: HAH!
SpaceMonkeySteve: ZOMG SHUR HAS THE POWER
Shurlha: My magic works better than that of Naix. >: D
Undead_Neko: *Looks like a normal Neko*
Shurlha: AND IT'S INDIRECT AS HE SAID IT WOULD BE!
naix: I know elementalism, creating servitors, and reality hacking
Shurlha: ....
SpaceMonkeySteve: That's because naix is an emo wannbe or something.
Super_Miek: ... Elementalism.
Undead_Neko: *Curls up in Shury's lap*
Super_Miek: Explain.
Super_Miek: In detail.
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Super_Miek: I'm intrigued.
naix: basically contol of the elements, but the only one I know is elemtnal healing
Super_Miek: ... I said in detail.
Undead_Neko: *Wants to be petted*
Super_Miek: the HOWS and WHATS.
Super_Miek: I, for instance, live in an area greatly attuned with fire, earth, and wind.
Super_Miek: What would this grant me?
SpaceMonkeySteve: 'elemental healing?'
naix: earth is bones and muschel, fire is blood and brains, wind is lugs and ears...
naix: water is internal organs and eyes
SpaceMonkeySteve: what's a muschel?
Undead_Neko: *Wants some fish*
Shurlha: I think it's a dog.
Super_Miek: Blood is fire, phlegm is water.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Ah, the four bodily fluids.
Super_Miek: Bile is earth.
SpaceMonkeySteve: or was it five?
Super_Miek: I think I'm getting the four humours wrong, actually.
Super_Miek: Four, I believe.
Super_Miek: ... No, maybe five...
Super_Miek: No, I think four.
naix: basically you focus the corrisponding element, into the body part that needs healing
Super_Miek: ... I'll 'Kipedia it.
SpaceMonkeySteve: yeah, humours is the word
Super_Miek: Four.
Shurlha: Where do you get this junk anyway, Naix?
Super_Miek: There are four humours.
naix: it's not fliids it's the parts of your body
Shurlha: Give us a link.
Super_Miek: Niax: You're BSing, we're not.
naix: irreality.net
Shurlha: Is that a working link? -.-
SpaceMonkeySteve: yeah, blood, bile, hmmm
SpaceMonkeySteve: I don't recall the last two.
Shurlha: It doesn't load for me.
Super_Miek: Pleghm.
naix: but the site is dead, if you google, you'll see people who used to knopw the site
Super_Miek: And...
Shurlha: Or do I need magic to make it appear?
Super_Miek: ... Hm...
SpaceMonkeySteve: niax, use your intarweb magicks!
naix: hold on
SpaceMonkeySteve: I wanna say salive, but I'm pretty sure that's wrong.
Super_Miek: Yeah, I think so too.
Super_Miek: Blood, pleghm, black bile, and yellow bile.
Super_Miek: That's it.
SpaceMonkeySteve: oh yeah
naix: \http://www.wicca.com/celtic/elements/elements.htm
SpaceMonkeySteve: that's right.
SpaceMonkeySteve: two biles.
Shurlha: Virtual Irreality.
naix: was the first site I whent to
naix: http://www.wicca.com/celtic/elements/elements.htm
SpaceMonkeySteve: It's been a yah since I took the class.
naix: that;'s it!!
naix: sauce
Super_Miek: The Ancients?
Shurlha: I'm so Yin.
Super_Miek: MY LIFE IS A BAD RPG.
SpaceMonkeySteve: so, your magic is google based?
Shurlha: XD
Shurlha: GOOGLE MAGICK!
Shurlha: NEW CLASS IN FINAL FANTASY!
Undead_Neko: ...
Shurlha: GOOGLE MAGE!
Super_Miek: Okay.
naix: no, used to know 2 wiccans
Super_Miek: First off.
Super_Miek: Djinn are attuned with WIND, not fire.
SpaceMonkeySteve: so that means you have th epower now?
naix: they told me the site
Super_Miek: This guy is BS.
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD, loser poser emo punk.
Super_Miek: They were wicca posers, it seems, if this site is their informant.
naix: that's the wrong site I think...
Super_Miek: Efreeti are indeed fire, but...
Super_Miek: The other elemental spirits are just collected from folklore around the world.
Shurlha: Harpies being of water? I thought they were wind...
Seraph: Elementals are usually only visible to those with clairvoyant sight and are more likely to be seen at night in the mountains or country away from cities -- especially if you are tired or sleepy.
Super_Miek: If it was truly based on ancient Wicca, it wouldn't have mythology from say, Africa.
Seraph: Yeah, more like HALLUCINATING
Seraph: >:0
Shurlha: In the end, we're all convinced Naix does some heavy duty DRUGS.
Super_Miek: I've known a good couple of witches in my life, Niax, and I'm dead serious about this.
Shurlha: And he doesn't want to share.
Shurlha: D:<
SpaceMonkeySteve: well, any way you slice it, naix is a pile of fail.
Shurlha: Yeah.
Super_Miek: Magic isn't flashbang. It's simple.
Shurlha: He's always been like that though.
naix: I'm serous 2, but...
Undead_Neko: ...
Shurlha: He's now happy he's getting a lot of attention.
Super_Miek: ... Serious like I'm serious about being saiyan.
SpaceMonkeySteve: hey, wanna see a cool banishment power?
naix: no, but...
Shurlha: I'm a Saiyan already. D:<
Super_Miek: Yeah, me too.
Super_Miek: And half Namek.
Shurlha: 
SpaceMonkeySteve: you know, how you were telling meik to get out earier?
naix: fine...
naix has left.


Naix is trying to persuade us he actually knows 'magic'. Epic lulz are to be had. XD

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naix: fine...
naix has left.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Want me to try it on you? *smiles eviliy*
Undead_Neko: And I am a undead cat
Super_Miek: Good riddance.
Shurlha: NON-BELIEVERS!
Super_Miek: Thanks to him Bill Mylan is rolling in his grave.
Undead_Neko: WHO DEMANDS TO BE PETTED!
SpaceMonkeySteve: wow, I didn't even get to kick him.
Shurlha: You can summon dead people too, Miek? o:
Super_Miek: [/he's the witch I was talking about]
Super_Miek: Why yes.
Super_Miek: BILL! GETCHA ASS OVER HERE!
Super_Miek: ... I can SUMMON them, but they don't come.
Super_Miek: D:
Super_Miek: It's like summoning a rock.
Super_Miek: It stays put.
Super_Miek: Wont' so much as move an inch to where you summon it. D:<
Super_Miek: Lazy rocks.
Undead_Neko: ...
Super_Miek: Anyway, I got some spells to cast.
Undead_Neko: *Jumps off of Shury to get a fish*
Undead_Neko: *Gets fish*
Undead_Neko: *places it in Miek's lap*
Shurlha: At least I got to quote it all. XD
Overlord-DNrolgia: I can summon too!
Shurlha: Epic lulz.
Overlord-DNrolgia: Cadavers!
Super_Miek: :'D
Super_Miek: Shur wins.
Undead_Neko: *Eats fish*
Super_Miek: Liek u totally win
Super_Miek: That was actually kinda fun.
Shurlha: In the end... Whatever the discussion is. Whoever is talking. Shuryou always wins.
Super_Miek: Even if he's not involved.
SpaceMonkeySteve: yeah
naix has joined.
Shurlha: Somehow... Someway... He wins.
Shurlha: And there are those who lose.
naix: how do I upload pdf?
SpaceMonkeySteve: MAGIC!
Shurlha: Alt + F4.
Super_Miek: www.imageshack.us
naix: lol
naix: i'm on a mac
SpaceMonkeySteve: MAC MAGIC
Shurlha: DEVIL'S CHILD!
Super_Miek: Then paste the link it gives you.
Shurlha: *crosses fingers*
SpaceMonkeySteve: HEATHEN
Super_Miek: You can't spell magic without Mac~
Shurlha: >_>
Shurlha: Macgic?
Super_Miek: Yes.
Super_Miek: Exactly.
Shurlha: Shurtainly.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Well, Macgic is broken into three schools.
Undead_Neko: Neko
SpaceMonkeySteve: summoning, making shit up, and emoland.
naix: no, I need a site for an E-book
Undead_Neko: Dog
Super_Miek: E-book?
Undead_Neko: ...
Undead_Neko: Where is Neko magic D:
Super_Miek: Upload it one page at a time.
Shurlha: Those who know Macgic can summon 'Apples'.
Super_Miek: ;>>
naix: a pdf file that has mutiple images
Super_Miek: Multiple PDF files.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Neko Magic is only on linux based systems.
Shurlha: I'm a Neko Mancer. D:
Undead_Neko: ...Alright
Super_Miek: Niax, I've read that thing...
Undead_Neko: What is so bad about that Shury?
naix: no, they are all in one file that I can't seperate
Shurlha: I don't use Linux. o:
Super_Miek: And it seems that it's just one person's mashing together of all civilizations' take on magic.
SpaceMonkeySteve: why not cast a seperation charm? it's only a level 2 basic spell/
Super_Miek: Wicca does not include Yin and Yang.
Undead_Neko: You are so skilled, you do not need linux
naix: a complete guide to creating magical entities?
Shurlha: Hey Niax. What's your level?
naix: of fail? currently over 9000
Shurlha: And rising.
Super_Miek: Niax: Try uploading it anyway.
Super_Miek: It might work.
SpaceMonkeySteve: I think you're a few zeros short.
Super_Miek: True.
naix: it says bad file type
Undead_Neko: His current lvl of win, under -9000
Super_Miek: Alright, then.
Shurlha: CHATROOM casts BURN on NAIX.
Super_Miek: Whatever.
Super_Miek: What's in the book?
SpaceMonkeySteve: Look at all those flames!
naix: how do I do mega upload?
Super_Miek: ... MegaUpload is a SITE.
Shurlha: How do I shot web?
Super_Miek: D:<
Undead_Neko: SHURY casts RISE NEKO on NEKO CORPSE
Super_Miek: YOU CRAZY MADMAN.
Super_Miek: Google it.
Shurlha: *sigh
Shurlha: I need to relog.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Why, you must cahnnel the severnth phase of the moonstars into a corpearl form over the gravmetric axis!
Undead_Neko: ...
naix: basically it's a guide to creating magical entities, or suvitors
Shurlha: I downloaded a Japanese game and I have to relog my computer to get the Japanese language up. XD
naix: servitiors
Super_Miek: Where'd you get it?
Super_Miek: ;>>
SpaceMonkeySteve: Barnes and Noble.
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
naix: the irreality site
Super_Miek: This Irreality site is total BS, you know that?
Shurlha has left.
Super_Miek: It's just someone mashing together pieces of mythology and tying it together with smoke, mirrors, and mysticism.
SpaceMonkeySteve: and google.
Super_Miek: I believe in magic, don't get me wrong. I just don't believe in RPG-style magic.
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Super_Miek: You can't summon beasts or shoot fire from your hands.
Super_Miek: You can't make wounds dissapear in an instant.
Super_Miek: You can't bend reality, unless you're a god.
Undead_Neko: ...If I smash your leg hardenought, that cutmark would be gon
Undead_Neko: gone"
naix: that was a different site, the irreality site is gone
Super_Miek: But from what I've heard about irreality, it's BS. ;>>
naix: no, that spell is for aches and pains
Super_Miek: Unless you've actually summoned a servitor.
Super_Miek: And in that case,
Super_Miek: PICS OR GTFO.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Which you haven't, because you're a dumb emo kid.
naix: what do you think the heartless was?
Super_Miek: BS.
Super_Miek: Which is short for bullshit, by the way.
SpaceMonkeySteve: A MADE UP THING FROM A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, YOU STUPID DIPSHIT.
Undead_Neko: ...
Undead_Neko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrMYBWsfDnw&NR=1
Super_Miek: HEARTS ARE ORGANS.
Super_Miek: YOU CANNOT MAKE A MONSTER FROM AN ORGAN.
SpaceMonkeySteve: A HEARTLESS WOULD BE A GODDAMN CORPSE
Super_Miek: PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
Super_Miek: IT WOULD BE A HEART.
Super_Miek: PAINTED BLACK.
Super_Miek: WITH A RED FACE.
SpaceMonkeySteve: OMG, I'M SCARED
Super_Miek: AND YOU'D THROW IT AT PEOPLE.
Overlord-DNrolgia: Hey!
Super_Miek: And their clothes would get ruined.
Super_Miek: D:
SpaceMonkeySteve: PHEAR THE EMONESS!
Overlord-DNrolgia: I"m the one that Throw Hearts!
Undead_Neko: ...
Overlord-DNrolgia: I'm a DOCTOR
Super_Miek: Oh, right you are.
SpaceMonkeySteve: OMG, DNR has the POWER
Super_Miek: DNR IS THE ONE!
Super_Miek: :0
SpaceMonkeySteve: ARISE, DNR PRIME!
Super_Miek: THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL THESE YEARS!
Super_Miek: COME, MY CHILD!
Undead_Neko: I need to get my brain to not be sleeoy
Overlord-DNrolgia: *Comes*
Super_Miek: WE MUST REPAIR THE BROKEN WORLD!
Super_Miek: ...
Super_Miek: XD
Super_Miek: Sorry, dirty mind.
SpaceMonkeySteve: AND PURGE DUMBASS EMO KIDS FROM THIS WORLD!
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Super_Miek: Oh, I have my swiss army knife for that.
Super_Miek: See, it has "STEAMPUNK" written on it.
Super_Miek: I'm so hardcore.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Is it a... MAGIC Swiss army knife?
Super_Miek: Yes.
Super_Miek: +2 vorpal.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Vorpal? Now THAT'S magic.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Hey, Naix!
Super_Miek: Chya.
SpaceMonkeySteve: What the hell does 'Vorpal' mean?
Super_Miek: Nothing better come whiffling through the tulgy woods at ME, nosir!
Super_Miek: (Vorpal cuts off your head)
Super_Miek: (Wait, you know that)
Super_Miek: (You know DnD, after all.)
Super_Miek: (I fail, it seems.)
SpaceMonkeySteve: (I know, I'm asking Niax, so he can tell me it's something from using too much materia in a mako reactor or something.)
Super_Miek: (Oh, right.
Super_Miek: Well, then.)
Super_Miek: (Wait, and he can't hear us as long as we type in brackets?)
Super_Miek: (That's tight.)
Super_Miek: (Like Aim's mom.)
Undead_Neko: ...
SpaceMonkeySteve: (Well, he'll forget, becuase the GF he has junctioned to him will eat that part of his memory.)
Super_Miek: (Anyway, I gotta brush my teeth.)
Undead_Neko: (I think your mom is tight Miek)
Super_Miek: (I'll attack any Heartless that amush me with my razor.
Super_Miek: Chya.)
Undead_Neko: (*Smacks self silly*
Shurvivor has joined.
Undead_Neko: (Later)
Super_Miek: Hey, Shur.
Shurvivor: Yoh.
Shurvivor: Still at it with the magic?
Super_Miek: I think Niax is gone, photoshopping a picture of a Heartless so he can prove he summoned one.
Shurvivor: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Shurvivor: I should do the same.
Super_Miek: Give him a couple minutes.
Super_Miek: Me too. : D
Super_Miek: Take that Emo Miek pic...
Super_Miek: And put a Heartless over my shoulder.
Super_Miek: The FACE OF DEATH ITSELF one.
SpaceMonkeySteve: I should photoshop myself like, giving him the finger.


More magical mayhem!
Lulz were had, but shortly afterward I found a couple Heartless behind the sliding panel behind my bed. I had to dispatch them using a lighter and some spray Lysol.
I'm a witch too! My power is that I can turn crap into tinfoil!

But seriously, I was lulzing the whole time. Naix is now, in my mind, officially Darkrai-level fail.
I had the same problem as Miek, but fortunately, I had remembered to use my extra luck sphere when junctioning my GF's this morning, so I already had like, three pieces of mastered light materia in my armor, so I managed to fend them off with my keyblade.
Steve always junctions his girlfriends.

It's how he can keep track of them all.
goddamit, screw the 50 dollars, I don't fricken care about the stupid bet anymore...

stuppid thing was rigged from the start...
Someone on the forums was gonna pay you fifty bucks to fail? XD

More fail. Sir, you are worse at lying than I am.
...
Does slight levitation count as magic?
Nah, probably not.