I lost the first part of the quote, but suffice to say that Subwoofer (Twi) and Harbin were giving me a run for my money when it came to testing my newfound optimism found late last night.
Quote (After taking a sudden turn of niceness and giving Twi and Harbin my dorm room)
Subwoofer: : D
Subwoofer: [Stunguns PA]
Subwoofer: [Steals all his blankets]
erMas_PAt: *Sits in the hall*
erMas_PAt: I'll still be alright.
erMas_PAt: It's not that bad.
Subwoofer: ...
Harbin: [steals the shirt off PA's back]
Subwoofer: While I'm at it
Subwoofer: [Stunguns PA]
Subwoofer: [Steals all of PA's pants/shorts]
erMas_PAt: So, I'm naked in the hallway.
erMas_PAt: ...
erMas_PAt: It could be worse, I suppose.
Subwoofer: No
Subwoofer: Underwear
Subwoofer: : D
erMas_PAt: I should be thankful.
Harbin: [tranqs PA]
Subwoofer: [Steals all the underwear too]
Harbin: [steals kidney]
Subwoofer: [Replaces it with one single skirt]
Harbin: [sells on blackmarket]
erMas_PAt: *Ignores the skirt*
Subwoofer: [A pink skirt]
Subwoofer: [That's cut short]
erMas_PAt: I'd rather walk around naked.
Subwoofer: [Ang surgically attached to PA's waist]
Subwoofer: *and
Subwoofer: WE DID IT AT THE SAME TIME AS THE KIDNEY
Subwoofer: : D
erMas_PAt: *Sits in the hallway, with a surgically grafted skirt, and a missing kidney*
erMas_PAt: It could still be worse.
erMas_PAt: I should appreciate what i have left.
Subwoofer: We took your internet connection too
Harbin: ...
Harbin: I got 50,000 for one kidney, Twi
erMas_PAt: Oh no, Twi, you took that when I gave you my room.
Harbin: :[]
Subwoofer: No no
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Subwoofer: No no, PA
Subwoofer: We made it so that if you come within 20 feet of a working internet connection
Subwoofer: It shorts out
Subwoofer: : D
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: oh, alright then.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I couldn't access it anyways.
Harbin: Also
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: No computer.
Harbin: PA
Harbin: you want 25k?
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Hrm?
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I suppose, sure.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: That's most kind of you.
Harbin: okay
Subwoofer: [Takes PA's half of the money]
Subwoofer: [Sets it on fire]
Harbin: proceeds from your kidney
Subwoofer: : D
Harbin: you're enti-
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Alright then.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: At least I can use the fire to keep warm.
Subwoofer: : D
Subwoofer: BRIGHT SIDE TO EVERYTHING
Subwoofer: : D
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Yep.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: It could always be worse.
Subwoofer: (Also, paper burns fast)
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Yeah, I know.
Harbin: [gives PA a lightsaber]
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: ...
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Well this is nice.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: *Carves off most of the skirt*
Subwoofer: [Made of plastic]
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: ...
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Oh.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Well that didn't work so well.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Ah, well.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I can use my imagination to have fake lightsaber battles, now.
Subwoofer: Oh
Subwoofer: Why didn't I think of this in the first place?
Subwoofer: [Takes PA's hope]
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: ...
Greco: SAFSAFDSDAFGSFGSDafsdafgedagfdsfgsadg
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Nope, hope is infinite! There's enough for you to take and me to keep!
chardes: sdsaddsasadsdasda
Subwoofer: ^Saw that coming
Harbin: Hi Pally
Harbin: how's your day going
Subwoofer: Not if I physically remove the part of your brain
Subwoofer: That allows you to feel that emotion
Subwoofer: : D
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: You could just take the rest of it, too. 
Harbin: then he wouldn't feel any emotion
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I'm sure you could find good use for it.
Harbin: because that's all in the amygdala
Harbin: and that would end up making him emotionless
Harbin: he simply wouldn't care.
Subwoofer: Hmm
Subwoofer: Well
Subwoofer: He doesn't care now
Harbin: that's the thing about free will
Subwoofer: AND he's chipper
Subwoofer: So I guess it would be a step up
Subwoofer: : D
Harbin: you don't know when you don't have it
Harbin: I need a Gif of April dropping her bomb
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Oh, my free will was null and void the second I stepped into a chatroom with Twi. Mods hold the power, after all.
Harbin: and then the dudes opening the door
Harbin: and getting owned
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: The best I can do is live my life as best I can despite.
Harbin: because it's like a demoman setting off stickies
Harbin: right into their faces
Greco: Just fought Silver Trizo
Harbin: of course you can always hit that exit button
Harbin: :[]
Subwoofer: Oh yeah, PA
Subwoofer: [Gives PA a girlfriend who has a specific fetish for men with pink skirts and one kidney that are homeless]
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: hrm.
Greco: Got bombs
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: This improves situations considerably.
Subwoofer: At least until you get the skirt removed!
Subwoofer: : D
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Absolutely so.
Greco: .....I had to resort to a realy cheap AI exploit to kill it.
Harbin: wow though
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: But she might just stick with me afterwards for my personality, Twi.
Harbin: that was a clever way
Harbin: to kill a guy with superspeed
Harbin: I must say that much
Greco: It took....
Harbin: and you get to see his 'OHSHIT' expression
Harbin: very nice and clearly
Greco: well over 100 beam shots and 30 missile hits to kill what was supposed to be the very first real boss fight in the game.
Greco: That version of the Trizo has some seriously jacked up power. D:
Greco: ......
Greco: And after killing the boss
Greco: I find the cute little hidden platform I could have sniped at it from without having to fight it. XD
Greco: Oh well. :'D
Harbin: XD
Greco: I FOUGHT IT THE MANLY WAY
Greco: FACE 2 FACE
Knight has joined.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: That's quite skillful of you, Greco.
Harbin: Still sad April died
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: *Waves at knight, wearing nothing but a small pink skirt that's surgically grafted to his waist, all while missing a kidney, while Twi and Harbin sit in his dorm room*
Harbin: :<
Subwoofer: Wait
Harbin: she was really awesome
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: How goes, Knight?
Greco: Hell no I abused the f*ck out of it's programmed attack pattern to stay alive long enough to hit it with 700 damage. D:
Subwoofer: What cute little platform?
Harbin: Hey I'm not in your dorm room
Harbin: I just took the AC
Subwoofer: Also
Subwoofer: PA
Subwoofer: You forgot
Subwoofer: 'While a hot chick who's into guys with pink skirts, no home, and one kidney sits next to me'
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Ah, very true.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Twi was kind enough to grant me that boon.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: It could always be worse.
Subwoofer: Lose:
Subwoofer: Home
Subwoofer: Clothes
Subwoofer: Kidney
Knight: ...
Subwoofer: Ability to ever use the internet ever
Subwoofer: Get: Surgically-attached pink skirt, girlfriend
Subwoofer: THAT'S AN EVEN TRADE, RIGHT?
Harbin: Man I wish I had environment powers
Subwoofer: :'D
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Don't worry, Knight, this will be quoted for posterity.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: In the Outtakes.
Harbin: I'd use it permanently
Harbin: to make the temperature around me
Harbin: 75 degrees
Harbin: or 70
Subwoofer: If I had environmental powers
Harbin: with no dust and very little humidity
Subwoofer: I would be...
Subwoofer: ULTIMATE CHEF
Subwoofer: [Perfectly and evenly heats burger to 125 degrees]
Subwoofer: [And then cools it to edible temperature]
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: If I had environmental powers, I'd use them to keep the people around me comfortable.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: : )
Subwoofer: You could also use them
Harbin: I don't have anyone around me to keep comfortable
Subwoofer: TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING
Harbin: so I'll just keep myself comfortable
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Absolutely!
Subwoofer: ONE 5-FOOT SPHERE AT A TIME
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: That's a good idea, Twi.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I'll get right on that, when I get environmental powers.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: oh crap.
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Harbin, is your text still smaller?
Harbin: I will just keep myself nice and cool DX
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: I've lost the beginning of this thread.
Harbin: Yes but not that small
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: F*ck
Harbin: Ah well
Harbin: :/
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: It couldn't be worse.
Harbin: XD
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: Officially.
Harbin: It could
Harbin: you could have 14 size text
Harbin: and I could have 16
That_Guy_In_The_Hallway: ...You're right, you're right.
Harbin: and twi could have 32 because of his cataracts
