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Quote (Tom)

"Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting..." The sounds of Dr. Steinman's work echoed throughout the room as his nurse pleaded with him. "Get me the chief of surgery!" The cutting sounds grew louder, more forced. "Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!" The sound ended abruptly as the casette tape ran out... and Dr. Steinman stepped around the corner. He was covered in blood, the blood of his latest patient and that of his own, blood I had spilled. He'd destroyed the security bot and I'd run out of time.

He glared at me as he leveled his machine gun. "You're just. So. Ugly," he hissed.

(An excerpt from my time with Bioshock)

Then from the ceiling came a person clad in a bodysuit and a stick in his hand, kneeled down on the ground with a cloud of dust surrounding him from the debris. "Someone... Called me?" spoke the figure softly and stood up, his appearance still clouded by the dust. Soft steps were heard from his position as he moved his feet to move out of his hiding place. A pluck of white hair adorned his head, covering one eye, and a silly grin on his face. He had destroyed the person who was in control of him since he had found the crazy pills.

He glared at the doctor as energy flowed from the stick in his hand, creating a dual-sided energy scalpel. "Martha, the hippos have swallowed another midget. Send the trampoline to the hospital for further controls," he hissed.

I fail.
Yay, Bioshock!

Yay, man-eating hippos!

Yay, crazy, albino drugged guys with weapons from the 50s!
A cloaked figure-

My mom ruined my mojo, so I can't post shit. D:<
<throws a bomb at the Random Chat topic>
Posting from school. Checkin' mah IP here. >:
(I saw Anchorman recently, so...)

LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISE ES!

Where did you get the grendae?

I don't know.

Did you see that I threw a trident and I killed a guy.

Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to lay low for a while, as you're probably wanted for murder.

NEWS TEAM, ASSEMBLE!!!!
There is a new tournament? or did I miss this one too...

I demand to know when it will take place, so I have time to get my totally hax sigs....
People! I have registered my Lvl 3 Signature Attack, making me the first to do so. I ask that you all read over it and tell me.... HOW MANY OF YOU WANT JUNIOR CROSS NOW!?
SEXY PARTY SPIN ON!
WHOO~, SEXY PARTY!

But I think I'll pass on JuniorCross.
I'll pass. Try to imagine Binary in boxer shorts. Amusing, maybe, but not worth it. Plus, I doubt Junior would approve of Binary anyway: too loud, no sense of humor, and has no gender.

Although I really want to see Daisy's reaction to Sexy Party.

Wait, I thought of something. Imagine Binary in Teethcross. Minimal speech program COMBINED with Teethspeak = mad wicked.
You know, my factionizer thing in my sig is funny and all, but half the stuff it says can't be true, since I'm a girl. The 'whole nine yards' one was actually a bit disturbing.

I did however like the following ones:
1) Jesus once wore a shirt that said Zolem was his homeGIRL.
2) Zolem knows a word that rhymes with orange.
3) For a compleate list of Zolems enemies, see a list of extinct speceis.
4) In order to express a new level of anger, Zolem invented a new curse word, but nobody else who has ever heard it has survived.
5) Zolem has counted to infinity. Twice.
6) Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's what Zolem calls the pile of ninjas in her backyard.
7) Once Zolem created a person out of clay. His name was Adam.
and finnally
8) Zolem decided that lime and coconut should be together.
i KNOW i want a junior cross, but i'll finish it up once me and kuj are done busting together.......i'm a cross whore, wanting the data of many navis in the form of a cross........*killed*
XD

Cheshire has cat ears; fanservice runs in her blood.

They were MADE for each other, man. :'D

Remember, though, the copyright for the SEXYBEAM is still held by me (due to acts of psychonautic idea theft) and the gents at Starmen.net.

So don't get no ideas, Mister. D:<
I'm playing Tingle's DS game and it's gay to the max. D:
Tingle's Magical Rose-Coloured Rupee Land or whatever?

XD

An import, right? 'Tendo doesn't have the chutzpah to localize anything that won't be a resounding success.
You'd be surprised Miek. I got it with my R4, but eh... It's already for sale in Europe. DX
Double post for additional lulz. There's a person in the cartoon X-Men Evolution called 'Principal Darkholme'. I lol'd. Slly Mystique.

Quote (Shuryou)

Double post for additional lulz. There's a person in the cartoon X-Men Evolution called 'Principal Darkholme'. I lol'd. Slly Mystique.

That cartoon sucked.
As Marvel fan, I enjoy it. It's not the best, but fun.

Quote (Shuryou)

As Marvel fan, I enjoy it. It's not the best, but fun.

I'm a Marvel fan to. I'm curious, what do you think of Moonknight?