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This has got to be one of the most clever
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!
DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS
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Having fun? There's more~ :3
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A Visit to the Vet
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope
and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head sadly and said; "I'm sorry, your duck (Cuddles) has
passed away."
The distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure.
The duck is dead." replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't
done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a
coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and
left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador
Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his
hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the
duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of
the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on
the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The
cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and
strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm
sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead
duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still
in
shock, took the bill. $150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell me
my duck is dead!?"
The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for
it, the bill would have been $20, but.....with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, it's now $150.
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And now for your Cheese
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