Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1
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ALRIGHT, SOME COOL SIGNPOSTS.
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These were actually posted - in various cities around
the World....
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF
DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE
MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT
THEIR OWN GRAVES .
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING
BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel , Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF
THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel , Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN
AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT
THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE
THAT PEOPLE
OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE
TOGETHER IN ONE
TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS
PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR
THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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These were actually posted - in various cities around
the World....
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF
DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge , Norway : LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE
MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT
THEIR OWN GRAVES .
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING
BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel , Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF
THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel , Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN
AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT
THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE
THAT PEOPLE
OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE
TOGETHER IN ONE
TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS
PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR
THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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I was bored...
Name: Runeknight.Exe
Element: Fire
Subtype: Break
Gender: Male
Faction: NetPolice
Physical Description: Runeknight is tall for a Navi, standing at the Net Equivalent of 6'3 and weighing around 230lbs. Runeknight is a fully armored Navi, clad in steel blacker than the darkest night. The armor is less European and more futuristic in nature, fitting his body perfectly. Cobalt embellishments adorn the armor at the edges of each individual plate of armor and he wears a cobalt cloth around his waist that hangs in front of him, down to his knees. His helmet is black with a visor that seems to be made of cobalt energy. The visor juts out like the beak of a bird of prey, covering Runeknight's face entirely. Runeknight wears a cobalt cape that hangs to just above his ankles. In black thread, at the center of the cape, is Runeknight's emblem, three interconnecting spirals of energy. Runeknight's weapon of choice is a spear, creatively dubbed the Rune Spear, designed with a serrated tip with small spikes jutting out to either side to prevent the weapon from getting caught and a smaller spike on the opposite end to serve as a counter weight and allow for Runeknight to brace himself against charging foes. Several runic markings adorn the metal shaft of the spear, the runes glowing with a cobalt light when Runeknight enchants his spells.
Emblem: Embroidered on his cape and also on a medallion in the center of his chest: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v405/Lar...rrent=Auram.jpg
Background: See here for History before RECN: http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNe...?showtopic=3837
Personality: Runeknight is much like Zanallen in his views of the world. He holds the concepts of honor and chivalry above all else and fights in defense of these beliefs. Runeknight prides himself as a knightly Navi, and lives his life to protect those that cannot protect themselves, especially female Navi is distress. As a current NetPolice Navi, Runeknight believes that it is his duty to seek out injustice and halt the evils caused by such notorious villains as Drakkas and the chaotic Cybeasts. Despite the length of time that he has had to get over his former hardships, Runeknight still holds a kernel of sadness and regret over the loss of Maya and the betrayal of his former commander, Tobalis. He is more willing to make friends, but it still requires a large effort to let anyone past his armor. For the most part, Runeknight has retained his stoic nature, regarding most with a polite, but distant air. He respects Zan as more than a friend, having more of a knight/liege relationship and even going so far as to refer to Zan as "Sire".
Custom Weapon: Rune Spear
Current Level: 21
HP: 300
Actions: 6
Buster: 2/1/2
NC: (40/40)
Undershirt
Attack +1
Charge +1
HP +100
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Folder: RuneFolder.Dat
Folder Total: 30/30
Chip Total: 35
Unused Total: 5
Gun Chips: (9)
Shotgun(x1) 50 DMG/Spread to two targets
Vulcan2(x1) 5x10 DMG/Spread to two targets
Heatshot(x2) 40 Fire DMG/Spread to two targets
PhoenixShot(x2) 70 Fire DMG/Three targets
Bubbler(x2) 50 Aqua DMG/Spread to two targets
Thunder2(x1) 80 Electric DMG/Stun/Homing to one target
Melee Chips: (2)
BigHammer(x1) 160 DMG/Breaking/Single Target
GutStraight(x1) 100 DMG/Impact/Knockback/Piercing/Single target/One action charge for two targets/Breaks after 8 swings
Sword Chips: (5)
WideSword(x1) 80 DMG/Three targets/Breaks after 6 swings
Aquaknife(x1) 60 DMG/Single Target/Breaks after
RageClaw(x1) 40 DMG/Single target, 20 DMG/Two targets
FireSword(x1) 80 DMG/Slashing/Three Targets/Breaks after 6 swings
Kunai1(x1) 30x3/Slashing/Single Target/Single Use
Ground Chips: (4)
Flameline1(x2) 70 Fire DMG/Three targets
RingLog(x1) 50 Wood DMG/Spread to two targets
Cactiball(x1) 3x20 Wood DMG/Single target
Defense/Recovery Chips: (3)
Recover30(x1) 30 Heal/Self or single target
Guard1(x2) Blocks/Repels/Max 60 DMG/Self or single target
Bomb Chips: (1)
CornShot1(x1) 50 DMG to up to two targets.
Support Chips: (1)
AreaGrab(x1) Teleport/Dodge/Accuracy+/Self
Object Chips: (2)
Needler1(x1) HP: 60/Properties: FloatShoes, Mobile/Object Damage: 60 Null + Impact + Break/Damage Method: Ramming attack, Telekinesis, Throw/Attack Damage: 30 Null x 3 Targets/Duration: Until destroyed
Knight(x1) HP: 100/Properties: Normal, Iron Body/Object Damage: 100 + Impact/Damage Method: Telekinesis, Knockback, Throw/Attack Damage: 100 + Impact + Splash 2/Duration: 3 turns, or until destroyed./Special: IronBody: Only Break attacks will damage it.
Other Chips: (3)
IceWave1(x1) 80 Water DMG/Single target
DBLBeam(x2) 40 DMG/All targets or 30 Heal/All allies/Mod choice
Unused Chips: (5)
Recover10(x1) 10 Heal/Self or single target
Guard1(x1) Blocks/Repels/Max 60 DMG/Self or single target
Cannon(x1) 40 DMG/Single target
Vulcan1(x1) 3x10 DMG/Spread to two targets
Sword(x1) 80 DMG/Single target/Multiple use/Breaks after 18 swings
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Sigs: 220 (330) / 35
Points: 900/900
- Rune Blast - Deals 4 hits of 50 Fire DMG (200 DMG total). The first hit smashes through the target's defenses (Break). ((220 points, 6TCD))
- Rune Purge - Deals 100 Fire DMG to an opponent and heals Runeknight by 100 (200 Drain). ((200 points, 5 TCD))
- Armored Soul - 4 hit shield. ((80 points, 2 TCD))
- Lord's Judgment - 100 Elec DMG. ((120 points, 3 TCD))
- Rune of Vigor - Passive 15hp regeneration. ((80 points))
- Rune Gatling - Fires 10 weak fireballs, meant to shock and blind the opponent more than damage them. (10 DMG, inflicts Blind and Stun) ((100 points, 3 TCD))
- Rune of Vanishing - Gives Runeknight two free dodges and creates a decoy. ((100 points, 3 TCD))
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Support Programs:
Runehorse.sp "Arion"
Element/Subtype: Normal/Shield
Level: 18
HP: 100
Attack: 30
Actions: 2
Ability: Mobility Junction
Runegirl.sp "Ashlynn"
Element/Subtype: Aqua/Recover
Level: 0
HP: 40
Attack: 10
Actions: 1
Name: Runeknight.Exe
Element: Fire
Subtype: Break
Gender: Male
Faction: NetPolice
Physical Description: Runeknight is tall for a Navi, standing at the Net Equivalent of 6'3 and weighing around 230lbs. Runeknight is a fully armored Navi, clad in steel blacker than the darkest night. The armor is less European and more futuristic in nature, fitting his body perfectly. Cobalt embellishments adorn the armor at the edges of each individual plate of armor and he wears a cobalt cloth around his waist that hangs in front of him, down to his knees. His helmet is black with a visor that seems to be made of cobalt energy. The visor juts out like the beak of a bird of prey, covering Runeknight's face entirely. Runeknight wears a cobalt cape that hangs to just above his ankles. In black thread, at the center of the cape, is Runeknight's emblem, three interconnecting spirals of energy. Runeknight's weapon of choice is a spear, creatively dubbed the Rune Spear, designed with a serrated tip with small spikes jutting out to either side to prevent the weapon from getting caught and a smaller spike on the opposite end to serve as a counter weight and allow for Runeknight to brace himself against charging foes. Several runic markings adorn the metal shaft of the spear, the runes glowing with a cobalt light when Runeknight enchants his spells.
Emblem: Embroidered on his cape and also on a medallion in the center of his chest: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v405/Lar...rrent=Auram.jpg
Background: See here for History before RECN: http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNe...?showtopic=3837
Personality: Runeknight is much like Zanallen in his views of the world. He holds the concepts of honor and chivalry above all else and fights in defense of these beliefs. Runeknight prides himself as a knightly Navi, and lives his life to protect those that cannot protect themselves, especially female Navi is distress. As a current NetPolice Navi, Runeknight believes that it is his duty to seek out injustice and halt the evils caused by such notorious villains as Drakkas and the chaotic Cybeasts. Despite the length of time that he has had to get over his former hardships, Runeknight still holds a kernel of sadness and regret over the loss of Maya and the betrayal of his former commander, Tobalis. He is more willing to make friends, but it still requires a large effort to let anyone past his armor. For the most part, Runeknight has retained his stoic nature, regarding most with a polite, but distant air. He respects Zan as more than a friend, having more of a knight/liege relationship and even going so far as to refer to Zan as "Sire".
Custom Weapon: Rune Spear
Current Level: 21
HP: 300
Actions: 6
Buster: 2/1/2
NC: (40/40)
Undershirt
Attack +1
Charge +1
HP +100
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Folder: RuneFolder.Dat
Folder Total: 30/30
Chip Total: 35
Unused Total: 5
Gun Chips: (9)
Shotgun(x1) 50 DMG/Spread to two targets
Vulcan2(x1) 5x10 DMG/Spread to two targets
Heatshot(x2) 40 Fire DMG/Spread to two targets
PhoenixShot(x2) 70 Fire DMG/Three targets
Bubbler(x2) 50 Aqua DMG/Spread to two targets
Thunder2(x1) 80 Electric DMG/Stun/Homing to one target
Melee Chips: (2)
BigHammer(x1) 160 DMG/Breaking/Single Target
GutStraight(x1) 100 DMG/Impact/Knockback/Piercing/Single target/One action charge for two targets/Breaks after 8 swings
Sword Chips: (5)
WideSword(x1) 80 DMG/Three targets/Breaks after 6 swings
Aquaknife(x1) 60 DMG/Single Target/Breaks after
RageClaw(x1) 40 DMG/Single target, 20 DMG/Two targets
FireSword(x1) 80 DMG/Slashing/Three Targets/Breaks after 6 swings
Kunai1(x1) 30x3/Slashing/Single Target/Single Use
Ground Chips: (4)
Flameline1(x2) 70 Fire DMG/Three targets
RingLog(x1) 50 Wood DMG/Spread to two targets
Cactiball(x1) 3x20 Wood DMG/Single target
Defense/Recovery Chips: (3)
Recover30(x1) 30 Heal/Self or single target
Guard1(x2) Blocks/Repels/Max 60 DMG/Self or single target
Bomb Chips: (1)
CornShot1(x1) 50 DMG to up to two targets.
Support Chips: (1)
AreaGrab(x1) Teleport/Dodge/Accuracy+/Self
Object Chips: (2)
Needler1(x1) HP: 60/Properties: FloatShoes, Mobile/Object Damage: 60 Null + Impact + Break/Damage Method: Ramming attack, Telekinesis, Throw/Attack Damage: 30 Null x 3 Targets/Duration: Until destroyed
Knight(x1) HP: 100/Properties: Normal, Iron Body/Object Damage: 100 + Impact/Damage Method: Telekinesis, Knockback, Throw/Attack Damage: 100 + Impact + Splash 2/Duration: 3 turns, or until destroyed./Special: IronBody: Only Break attacks will damage it.
Other Chips: (3)
IceWave1(x1) 80 Water DMG/Single target
DBLBeam(x2) 40 DMG/All targets or 30 Heal/All allies/Mod choice
Unused Chips: (5)
Recover10(x1) 10 Heal/Self or single target
Guard1(x1) Blocks/Repels/Max 60 DMG/Self or single target
Cannon(x1) 40 DMG/Single target
Vulcan1(x1) 3x10 DMG/Spread to two targets
Sword(x1) 80 DMG/Single target/Multiple use/Breaks after 18 swings
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Sigs: 220 (330) / 35
Points: 900/900
- Rune Blast - Deals 4 hits of 50 Fire DMG (200 DMG total). The first hit smashes through the target's defenses (Break). ((220 points, 6TCD))
- Rune Purge - Deals 100 Fire DMG to an opponent and heals Runeknight by 100 (200 Drain). ((200 points, 5 TCD))
- Armored Soul - 4 hit shield. ((80 points, 2 TCD))
- Lord's Judgment - 100 Elec DMG. ((120 points, 3 TCD))
- Rune of Vigor - Passive 15hp regeneration. ((80 points))
- Rune Gatling - Fires 10 weak fireballs, meant to shock and blind the opponent more than damage them. (10 DMG, inflicts Blind and Stun) ((100 points, 3 TCD))
- Rune of Vanishing - Gives Runeknight two free dodges and creates a decoy. ((100 points, 3 TCD))
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Support Programs:
Runehorse.sp "Arion"
Element/Subtype: Normal/Shield
Level: 18
HP: 100
Attack: 30
Actions: 2
Ability: Mobility Junction
Runegirl.sp "Ashlynn"
Element/Subtype: Aqua/Recover
Level: 0
HP: 40
Attack: 10
Actions: 1
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Quote (Aurion)
...foes. Several runic markings adorn the metal shaft of the spear, the runes glowing with a cobalt light when Runeknight enchants his spells.
Background:
Personality: Runeknight is much like Zanallen in his views of the world. He holds the concepts of honor and chivalry above all else and fights in defense of these beliefs. Runeknight prides himself...
I was bored too.
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Quote (Kotaku)
Nintendo Power: Tatsunoko vs Capcom Coming To US
Much requested crossover fighter Tatsunoko vs Capcom is coming to the U.S., according to a NeoGaf poster and magazine scan sent to Kotaku.
*falls on his knees and raises his arms to the sky*
Although I've got the Japanese one, this is pretty dang interesting news.
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Grim: Machman's RedCross would just be him in a red, hooded trenchcoat.
Shin: ....
Grim: But I need to make a .GMO for Aera for RedCross.
Medic: ...She turns into the Lady Dracula.
Medic: So girls, keep away from her castle
Shin: I hope the boss in our Yumland thread is Wood elemental
Grim: I'm thinking "older red"
Medic: Or you will be dead
Medic: Na, new navi I was going to make
Shin: otherwise you wasted a perfectly good excuse for a XIIICross execution
Makaizer_X: Grim's getting pervetd thoughts.
Grim: what?
Makaizer_X: *perverted
Medic: If he goes for a REdcross, I was going to base it on another of the Grim tales
Shin: ....
Grim: an older red doesn't have to be perverted.
Shin: I already have an older Red .GMO
GuyFear: but it must!
Medic: Give that older Red a iron Corset
Makaizer_X: Except you want her in the same size outfit!
HeadAcheMog: But never uses it
Shin: You have to do Teenage Red
Grim: unless Red.GMO is still wearing the same sized clothes as Red.EXE.... kekekeke...
Shin: ....
Shin: really happy, cheery, teenage Red
Makaizer_X: See!
Attempt to think of a non-perverted Red.GMO for Aera: FAILED
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I had a scary/random thought today...
whenever you think of fangirls, they can always overpower and steal stuff/kisses from their 'target', or destroy anything that threatens it.
if pyramid head is unstoppable, what are his fangirls like...
whenever you think of fangirls, they can always overpower and steal stuff/kisses from their 'target', or destroy anything that threatens it.
if pyramid head is unstoppable, what are his fangirls like...
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On the last episodes of Bleach: The Bold and the Beautiful...
Aizen reveals he is actually president for 'Hueco Mundo', once known as the failing fashion house 'Hollow Fashions' that was mysteriously bought out several months ago. However, the heads of Soul Society Inc are oblivious whilst bringing Rukia to trial for allegedly breaking her contract and trying to create her own fashion brand without their consent. Models Ichigo, Orihime, Chad, and designer Ishida interrupt the trial and succeed in getting a company merger - as long as Rukia isn't sent to jail and blacklisted from the industry.
Aizen used the chaos to steal an encrypted device (cleverly hidden in a necklace given to Rukia by Urahara) detailing company trade secrets before proceeding to poach top designer Tousen (head of urban wear) and taking his secretary Gin along with him. His collection of models and designers, called 'Espada' then debuted into the world of fashion. And using bribery and blackmail, Aizen was also able to poach Orihime with the intent of sabotaging SS Inc's future participation in industry shows.
Ichigo has currently been kept from joining the Winter Fashion Collection by being challenged to Walk-Offs from Espada members Grimmjow and Ulquiorra. Despite breaking Orihime's contract with Azien, Ichigo suffered a fall on the runway only to be saved by Orihime's yells to get up and Ishida throwing him a long-haired wig to enhance his image.
With Hitsugaya currently facing off against Halle Berry and having similar themes in their clothing, will Ichigo make it in time to save the big show?!
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What is this, I don't even-
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http://bb.ohsk.net/uploads/ful%20och.mp3
http://bb.ohsk.net/uploads/rydell.mp3
man super multifaros makes some alright chiptunes
I say this as a chiptunes kind of guy
http://bb.ohsk.net/uploads/rydell.mp3
man super multifaros makes some alright chiptunes
I say this as a chiptunes kind of guy
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The world will end,
We all will die,
No need to fear,
Or run or cry,
The end will come,
For that I'm sure,
No one is spared,
Nor rich or poor,
Now leave this place,
Enjoy your time,
For now at least,
All will be fine...
I'm filled with a sense of despair...
We all will die,
No need to fear,
Or run or cry,
The end will come,
For that I'm sure,
No one is spared,
Nor rich or poor,
Now leave this place,
Enjoy your time,
For now at least,
All will be fine...
I'm filled with a sense of despair...
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Quote (Leiquan)
I'm filled with a sense of despair...
Ode on the Mammoth Cheese
We have seen the Queen of cheese,
Laying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze --
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial Show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
Cows numerous as a swarm of bees --
Or as the leaves upon the trees --
It did require to make thee please,
And stand unrivalled Queen of Cheese.
May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to send you off as far as
The great World's show at Paris.
Of the youth -- beware of these --
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek; then songs or glees
We could not sing o' Queen of Cheese.
We'rt thou suspended from baloon,
You'd cast a shade, even at noon;
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.
---
I am filled with a sense of mirth...
or cheese, I get the 2 mixed up...
