Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

I am re-creating all the old, loved threads for everyone. joy!
FIRST!
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I have nothing completely random to say, therefore I shall now go on a long ramble.
OMG SITE DIED!
OMG SITE REBORN!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
<is slapped>
???
Ow! That hurt!
Meanies! :angry:
Apparently this isn't the time to stand and fight, it's more like time to run away.
OMGWTFBBQSAUCE

Discretion is the better part of valor?

My face is the better part of your fist, you say? Oh snap.
Victim defined as far-ranged veriety. Engaging now.

Oh shnap! Got hit by a shotgun.

Apparently the mass winnage has dissappeared.
And from the deep seas. Comes, AquaWooga. The king of three seas, not the seven seas, only three of them. AquaWooga.
And from the fiery depths of the volcanoes come Donpatch, complete with lava blasting action!
And from the darkdepths of the Uraden comes the King of Darkness himself! FORTE!
Forte: GODDAMMMIT! STOP SUMMONING LIKE THAT IT'S ANNOYING! DARKNESS OVERLOAD! <blast RS far far away>
AquaWooga: I have enhanced endurance while underwater. What do you guys do?
LavaPatch: I bad lava breath of doom!
-blows breath in AW's face-
See?
Forte: I control the frickin' darkness...
It feels... good.
Heh, at least we're still altogether. ONWARD, PEOPLE!
Revenge.EXE: ...I am going to rip all of your spleens. one by one. Until none of you have anymore spleens. Which then I am going t-

*Gets hammar'd by Forte*

Forte: That's my role, dummy! no one gets it!
Silver.EXE: *rips out Revenge's inner system* "You were saying...?"

Yay for crazy new Navi and Operator.
*Revenge.EXE's backup data kicks in.*
*Revenge.EXE rips off furry boy's spleen and devours it. bathing it the blood.*
My new Operator is ill, yano.
Ill? That's nothing.

Mine was forced to participate in Pedophilia Films and forced to rape/murder other children. O_O
Voltman turns to look at the room this is in, sees what's happening, and keeps on turning. He leaves.
Holy hell! Someone turned off the post count! SILLY!!!!
BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES! BLUE MEANIES!

YELLOW SUBMARINE, EXPLOSION, GLOVE, BLUE MEANIES!
Honey is bee spit.

Figs are full of wasps.