Things That Movies/Anime/Games Have Taught Us
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91. Treasure chests everywhere are free game. Even if they're in someone's house. No, it's not stealing. Just take it already.
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90. Take as long as you want to transform into a more powerful form. The enemy will wait for your transformation to complete before attacking, no matter what.
90b. Unless your enemy is GaoGaiGar. He will even sucker punch you when you're trying to regenerate.
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90. Take as long as you want to transform into a more powerful form. The enemy will wait for your transformation to complete before attacking, no matter what.
90b. Unless your enemy is GaoGaiGar. He will even sucker punch you when you're trying to regenerate.
90c. If your enemy consists of sexy demon beauty queens named Etna, or an awesome demon Overlord name Laharl. They won't give you sufficient time to transform. They'll friggin' blast you to death and slice your intestines open, gouge your eyes out, etc.
Addendum: Sometimes, the enemy is allowing you to power up because they're powering up at the same time.
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92: Don't worry about any damage done to a building or city, it will magically be fixed the next time you go back.
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93. Take as long as you want when you transform. The enemy won't mind~
94. Colored Smokes are spontaneous when you transform
95. Explosions are pink in space
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96.ANONYMOUS ROBOTS/OBJECTS CAN TELEPORT THROUGH A WARP GATE, VIA YOUR HEAD, ALL DUE TO A FREAK GUITAR ACCIDENT
94. Colored Smokes are spontaneous when you transform
95. Explosions are pink in space
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96.ANONYMOUS ROBOTS/OBJECTS CAN TELEPORT THROUGH A WARP GATE, VIA YOUR HEAD, ALL DUE TO A FREAK GUITAR ACCIDENT
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97.Heaven is some village that's filled with newbs.
98.Stimulants wear off after 120 seconds and somehow make you smarter and more powerful
99.Mana is the stuff that stars are made of
100.Eating items brings back health
101.Spells take 3 seconds to cast but over 400 hours to train to the highest level of magic
102.Some are...veryodd...
103.Farming only takes 40 minutes
104.28 sharks can fit inside a backpack
105.The sun is in my room collecting dust.
106.Taking turns fighting is proper.
(almost all of thses facts are from Runescape)
98.Stimulants wear off after 120 seconds and somehow make you smarter and more powerful
99.Mana is the stuff that stars are made of
100.Eating items brings back health
101.Spells take 3 seconds to cast but over 400 hours to train to the highest level of magic
102.Some are...veryodd...
103.Farming only takes 40 minutes
104.28 sharks can fit inside a backpack
105.The sun is in my room collecting dust.
106.Taking turns fighting is proper.
(almost all of thses facts are from Runescape)
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108. Through any form of grunts, moans, screaming, or even silence, everyone ALWAYS knows exactly what you are trying to say.
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109. Just 'cause you're a mute doesn't mean that you can't speak.
110. YOU CANNOT MINE FOR MANA!
110. YOU CANNOT MINE FOR MANA!
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111. When you say your attack in Japanese, it makes you attack 55% stronger.
112. Of course one single soldier can single-handedly crush an entire opposing force. Happens all the time.
113. The bigger, the better. NO EXCEPTIONS.
114. When you catch on fire due to angriness, it can't hurt you.
115. There is never, ever a spoon.
112. Of course one single soldier can single-handedly crush an entire opposing force. Happens all the time.
113. The bigger, the better. NO EXCEPTIONS.
114. When you catch on fire due to angriness, it can't hurt you.
115. There is never, ever a spoon.
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117. If you have horrible, outlandish fashion sense, then chances are you're the protagonist.
118. If you're not, then you are required to walk in place whenever the real protagonists are in town.
119. Bats, frying pans, martial arts, and guns cobbled together from junk are perfectly useful against complex alien life-forms and their war machines.
120. If you meet a blues band, rest assured that they will help you a great many times before the day is out.
121. Ghosts hate blues and pizza.
122. If you discover a hidden area, look around; no matter where it is, there will always be a powerful item to reward you.
123. Women are all proficient in magic.
123b. Men are all proficient with bladed weapons.
123c. Animals are unable to use either, but their base stats are so ludicrously high that they're still useful.
124. The economy of any given town is directly proportionate to its distance from your home; while there may be a castle at your doorstep, the weapons and armor it has to offer are greatly inferior to those you'll find in the small hamlet over the mountain range. The castle's inferior goods will be less expensive, too. This is because proximity to a potential hero's hometown is a boon to the tourist industry, and as a result smithing is often neglected.
125. Powerful magic items are easy to find, even in simple farming villages. Your chances of finding one increase as you move farther from your hometown. (See #124.)
126. The final boss is always expecting you.
127. The more sugary a treat, the more medically useful it is. Put down that broccoli and eat a flan; they're good for you, you know.
127b. Do NOT eat a flan if you encounter it in battle. Toast it with magic, then eat it.
128. If you keep something with you for long enough, it'll turn out to be magical. No exceptions.
129. Though that race of aliens with strange accents, stranger architecture, and tendencies to shout such nonsense as "DAKOTA" may seem useless and mentally inept, they are in fact brilliant scientists and powerful allies out of battle.
130. If there is an eye painted on something, it is cursed or evil, or both.
131. The final boss, if capable of speech, will often plead his case, and state his reasons for what he did. This will always tug the protagonist's heartstrings and put the villian in a positive light, regardless of how many innocent lives he claimed/worlds he destroyed/worlds he planned to destroy/mockeries of nature came into being by his hand.
118. If you're not, then you are required to walk in place whenever the real protagonists are in town.
119. Bats, frying pans, martial arts, and guns cobbled together from junk are perfectly useful against complex alien life-forms and their war machines.
120. If you meet a blues band, rest assured that they will help you a great many times before the day is out.
121. Ghosts hate blues and pizza.
122. If you discover a hidden area, look around; no matter where it is, there will always be a powerful item to reward you.
123. Women are all proficient in magic.
123b. Men are all proficient with bladed weapons.
123c. Animals are unable to use either, but their base stats are so ludicrously high that they're still useful.
124. The economy of any given town is directly proportionate to its distance from your home; while there may be a castle at your doorstep, the weapons and armor it has to offer are greatly inferior to those you'll find in the small hamlet over the mountain range. The castle's inferior goods will be less expensive, too. This is because proximity to a potential hero's hometown is a boon to the tourist industry, and as a result smithing is often neglected.
125. Powerful magic items are easy to find, even in simple farming villages. Your chances of finding one increase as you move farther from your hometown. (See #124.)
126. The final boss is always expecting you.
127. The more sugary a treat, the more medically useful it is. Put down that broccoli and eat a flan; they're good for you, you know.
127b. Do NOT eat a flan if you encounter it in battle. Toast it with magic, then eat it.
128. If you keep something with you for long enough, it'll turn out to be magical. No exceptions.
129. Though that race of aliens with strange accents, stranger architecture, and tendencies to shout such nonsense as "DAKOTA" may seem useless and mentally inept, they are in fact brilliant scientists and powerful allies out of battle.
130. If there is an eye painted on something, it is cursed or evil, or both.
131. The final boss, if capable of speech, will often plead his case, and state his reasons for what he did. This will always tug the protagonist's heartstrings and put the villian in a positive light, regardless of how many innocent lives he claimed/worlds he destroyed/worlds he planned to destroy/mockeries of nature came into being by his hand.
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132. Of COURSE two unarmored protagonists can kill thirty-two soldiers with home-made napalm, two rifles, and a pistol!
133. Pokemon is COMPLETELY ethical! Forcing little animals into fighting each other to the point of near-death and then healing them for your own financial gain and glory isn't bad at all!
133. Pokemon is COMPLETELY ethical! Forcing little animals into fighting each other to the point of near-death and then healing them for your own financial gain and glory isn't bad at all!
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134. While they can survive an assassination attempt by an intergalactic "starman", alien bees are extremely weak to the weapon known as the fly swatter.
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135. Teddy bears are always attacked first by enemies if they are taken with.
136. Said teddy bears can and will follow behind the hero and his companions, with no visible signs of being dragged along.
137. Krakens<Baseball Bats
138. Yes, Poo is a royal name.
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135. Teddy bears are always attacked first by enemies if they are taken with.
136. Said teddy bears can and will follow behind the hero and his companions, with no visible signs of being dragged along.
137. Krakens<Baseball Bats
138. Yes, Poo is a royal name.
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134. While they can survive an assassination attempt by an intergalactic "starman", alien bees are extremely weak to the weapon known as the fly swatter.
134b. They are also easy to mistake for dung beetles.
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139. if you fight an evil from the future named Gygas, PRAY, it will kill it with 8-9 prays.
140. KILL EVERY LITTLE THING YOU CAN, you get valuable EXP to get stronger.
140. KILL EVERY LITTLE THING YOU CAN, you get valuable EXP to get stronger.
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141. When you drop from a cliff, you never get to see yourself hit the ground and go splat.
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142. If your poodle is between a horde of zombies it is not wise to go there to get this poodle.
143. A Servbot mask is necessary when fighting zombies.
143b. A Megaman X helmet is good too.
144. You fall on your ass if you walk over a banana peel.
144b. Not even cars are resistant to this force.
145. Annie is not OK.
146. You've been struck by a smooth criminal. You just don't realize it yet.
147. Getting struck by a bullet means you die, unless you have regrets.
148. There is no challenge. Doctor Wily and Eggman are equally awesome.
149. Megaman was created to save little boys.
150. There is no such thing as 'ToonTown'. Stop looking for it.
143. A Servbot mask is necessary when fighting zombies.
143b. A Megaman X helmet is good too.
144. You fall on your ass if you walk over a banana peel.
144b. Not even cars are resistant to this force.
145. Annie is not OK.
146. You've been struck by a smooth criminal. You just don't realize it yet.
147. Getting struck by a bullet means you die, unless you have regrets.
148. There is no challenge. Doctor Wily and Eggman are equally awesome.
149. Megaman was created to save little boys.
150. There is no such thing as 'ToonTown'. Stop looking for it.