A little game a member from ToNE started :3
1. Don't worry about falling, you'll end up at the place you fell from after a while.
2. Jellyfish are actually floating, transparant, brain-sucking monsters.
3. God has given us 3 chances to live. When you die all three times, it's game over.
4. **** eating greens to become big and strong, have some mushrooms.
5. Enemies are defeated by flattening them by jumping on them and then flattening them.
6. Turtle shells are very handy weapons.
7. With enough chi energy, you're capable of setting your fist, and somebody else ablaze.
8. Firing fireballs of energy is indeed possible, hell, you can even fire beams!
9. Women aren neccessarily big-breasted, fine-assed damsels in distress. They can also be big-breasted, fine-assed damsels with guns.
10. Run for your ****ing life when you hear FINISH HIM!
11. The person you always see wearing red is your rival (look at most of the partners in capcom games. Ken, Zero, Blues, they's all in red).
12. You simple backpack can contain 99 potions, 99 phoenix downs, 10 grand swords, 99 ether, and goes on...
13. When you engage in battle, always remember to stand in a row. Be polite, your enemy will follow the same rule.
Things That Movies/Anime/Games Have Taught Us
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Muskateers beat Lumberjacks.
Even if you have a cannon the size of Jupiter, a sword is always stronger.
Even if you have a cannon the size of Jupiter, a sword is always stronger.
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16. Two swords are always better than one.
17. Magic is possible. Don't deny it.
18. Aliens exist. They comes in many shapes and forms, but they friggin' exist.
19. When an important event happens, you MUST randomly burst into song and dance with everyone around you who magically know the lyrics and the dance.
20. Adults shouldn't trust cute little girls. They may kill you with a machete when you least expect it.
21. Metal Baseball Bats are effective weapons against Machetes
22. Becoming really angry allows you to unleash massive amounts of overkill.
17. Magic is possible. Don't deny it.
18. Aliens exist. They comes in many shapes and forms, but they friggin' exist.
19. When an important event happens, you MUST randomly burst into song and dance with everyone around you who magically know the lyrics and the dance.
20. Adults shouldn't trust cute little girls. They may kill you with a machete when you least expect it.
21. Metal Baseball Bats are effective weapons against Machetes
22. Becoming really angry allows you to unleash massive amounts of overkill.
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23. Of course all the creatures in the world suddenly have the ability to say their scientific name and ONLY THEIR SCIENTIFIC NAME.
24. Never, ever, worry about tripping. All in a day's work for a hero.
25. Most maids 18- tend to ACTUALLY be robots equipped for any sort of battle.
26. Explosions do nothing but make you black with ash.
27. Don't worry about dying. If your family can get the dragon balls, its a-ok!
24. Never, ever, worry about tripping. All in a day's work for a hero.
25. Most maids 18- tend to ACTUALLY be robots equipped for any sort of battle.
26. Explosions do nothing but make you black with ash.
27. Don't worry about dying. If your family can get the dragon balls, its a-ok!
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29. You don't need to go to the bathroom, you don't eat or drink anything anyway.
30. Bicycles can be stored in undersized backpacks.
31. Giant Flying Objects and Giant Boats can be stored in your pants pockets. Old Navy just made the Big Pockets have a dimension of storage.
32. Giant robots are Japanese. End of story.
30. Bicycles can be stored in undersized backpacks.
31. Giant Flying Objects and Giant Boats can be stored in your pants pockets. Old Navy just made the Big Pockets have a dimension of storage.
32. Giant robots are Japanese. End of story.
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33. when you are blind. You gain superpowers that make you able to dodge things better than you were seeing.
34. Pinks are the new blondes
34. Pinks are the new blondes
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36. Your next-door neighbour might very well be the servant of the ultimate evil. Better kill him just in case.
37. Coffee and tea send you into a drug-induced coma in which the spirits of the departed congratulate you on your work so far.
38. A mouse's intuition is never wrong.
39. Pizza is always delivered on foot, and always arrives within 3 minutes.
40. Zombies are very talkative, and speak with perfect enunciation. Their only weakess is getting stuck to the floor.
41. Passwords are outdated. Determine authenticity by how long the suspect waits outside the door.
42. If you meet a strange alien doctor living in a garbage can and he offers you surgery for free, accept. All ailments, physical or otherwise, will go away, and your skin won't even come close to seeing a scalpel.
43. Photographers can fly. No exceptions.
37. Coffee and tea send you into a drug-induced coma in which the spirits of the departed congratulate you on your work so far.
38. A mouse's intuition is never wrong.
39. Pizza is always delivered on foot, and always arrives within 3 minutes.
40. Zombies are very talkative, and speak with perfect enunciation. Their only weakess is getting stuck to the floor.
41. Passwords are outdated. Determine authenticity by how long the suspect waits outside the door.
42. If you meet a strange alien doctor living in a garbage can and he offers you surgery for free, accept. All ailments, physical or otherwise, will go away, and your skin won't even come close to seeing a scalpel.
43. Photographers can fly. No exceptions.
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44. Your sword can be bigger than you are, but its still as light as air.
45. Scantly clad women in RPGs are normal, so get over it.
46. Swords can sometimes shoot bullets! : D
45. Scantly clad women in RPGs are normal, so get over it.
46. Swords can sometimes shoot bullets! : D
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36. Your next-door neighbour might very well be th servant of the ultimate evil. Better kill him just in case.
37. Coffee and tea send you into a drug-induced coma in which the spirits of the departed congratulate you on your work so far.
38. A mouse's intuition is never wrong.
39. Pizza is always delivered on foot, and always arrives within 3 minutes.
40. Zombies are very talkative, and speak with perfect enunciation. Their only weakess is getting stuck to the floor.
41. Passwords are outdated. Determine authenticity by how long the suspect waits outside the door.
42. If you meet a strange alien doctor living in a garbage can and he offers you surgery for free, accept. All ailments, physical or otherwise, will go away, and your skin won't even come close to seeing a scalpel.
43. Photographers can fly. No exceptions.
XD XD XD WIN
EARTHBOUND.
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47. All good card games were actually ancheint games of magic, and that gives you the authority to challenge anyone to said card game (no matter how childish it is) for any reason.
48. A bowl of Easy Mac brings back the dead
49. Fleas give superpowers
50. Rice thingies count as pokemon
51. The only people who can kill that which has no life is those which have no lives.
52. you cant hide from your Demon overlord. Not even in another dimension.
53. Little kids have powerful monster pals
54. The guys with bad attitudes are always the second best. The best happens to be their polar opposite that appears later.
55. All nations will accept the currency of a small, backwater country, no matter what.
56. Even when given the chance, The troops ordered to defect to the enemy side will NOT stop attacking you, even when you kill their commander right then they say "Maybe we should be attacking YOU".
57. IF you kill them just when they go to the dark side, they will apologize.
58. the 10-year old always wins
59. This is just like a bad fanfiction
60. ???
61. Profit
48. A bowl of Easy Mac brings back the dead
49. Fleas give superpowers
50. Rice thingies count as pokemon
51. The only people who can kill that which has no life is those which have no lives.
52. you cant hide from your Demon overlord. Not even in another dimension.
53. Little kids have powerful monster pals
54. The guys with bad attitudes are always the second best. The best happens to be their polar opposite that appears later.
55. All nations will accept the currency of a small, backwater country, no matter what.
56. Even when given the chance, The troops ordered to defect to the enemy side will NOT stop attacking you, even when you kill their commander right then they say "Maybe we should be attacking YOU".
57. IF you kill them just when they go to the dark side, they will apologize.
58. the 10-year old always wins
59. This is just like a bad fanfiction
60. ???
61. Profit
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62. Blue hedgehogs exist and are very fast.
63. Having three eyes is actually quite normal. Same for having four arms.
64. Even humans can learn to shoot energy in the form of beams.
65. Just because you have a mustache doesn't mean you're a man.
66. Monsters can be your friends if you're a man.
67. Goofy Goobers rock.
68. Bowling is done with a remote control.
69. You're in a conspiracy.
70. Pururin is a magical girl that wants to turn everyone into useless bums.
71. Mutants exist.
72. These are not the droids you're looking for.
63. Having three eyes is actually quite normal. Same for having four arms.
64. Even humans can learn to shoot energy in the form of beams.
65. Just because you have a mustache doesn't mean you're a man.
66. Monsters can be your friends if you're a man.
67. Goofy Goobers rock.
68. Bowling is done with a remote control.
69. You're in a conspiracy.
70. Pururin is a magical girl that wants to turn everyone into useless bums.
71. Mutants exist.
72. These are not the droids you're looking for.
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74. If your first set of magic granting balls is inaccessible, don't use the Black Star ones.
75. Just because your enemy forms an entire strategy based on the fact that you can't breathe in space doesn't mean you can't do it. You can still survive without lair stranded somewhere in space.
76. The Red Ribbon Army never runs out of hidden stuff.
77. Your appearance actually becomes LESS masculine as you become stronger forms of yourself.
78. When eating one's opponents, one must make certain they are actually dead.
79. There are always Gundams waiting to be stolen.
80. Red paint makes you move three times faster.
75. Just because your enemy forms an entire strategy based on the fact that you can't breathe in space doesn't mean you can't do it. You can still survive without lair stranded somewhere in space.
76. The Red Ribbon Army never runs out of hidden stuff.
77. Your appearance actually becomes LESS masculine as you become stronger forms of yourself.
78. When eating one's opponents, one must make certain they are actually dead.
79. There are always Gundams waiting to be stolen.
80. Red paint makes you move three times faster.
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81. Don't worry if you get shot and are bleeding. A strange-colored liquid will make it all better!
82. The spikier your hair, the higher the chance you're a main character.
83. The longer your hair, the higher the chance you're the main villain.
84. If you find a strange object that talks to you, chances are it's on your side. Hell, it'll probably help you, too.
85. Ph33r teh bishies...
82. The spikier your hair, the higher the chance you're a main character.
83. The longer your hair, the higher the chance you're the main villain.
84. If you find a strange object that talks to you, chances are it's on your side. Hell, it'll probably help you, too.
85. Ph33r teh bishies...
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82. The spikier your hair, the higher the chance you're a main character.
83. The longer your hair, the higher the chance you're the main villain.
Lilz, FFVII.
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86. you can go into ANYONE'S house and they will tell what you want to know!
87. if you die, don't worry, the pheonix will supply your allies with magical feathers that revive you, NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU HAVE DIED FOR!
88. always buy things that have no use, they will become magical and help you!
87. if you die, don't worry, the pheonix will supply your allies with magical feathers that revive you, NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU HAVE DIED FOR!
88. always buy things that have no use, they will become magical and help you!
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87. if you die, don't worry, the pheonix will supply your allies with magical feathers that revive you, NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU HAVE DIED FOR!
87b. This, however, does not apply if you die in a story. Then you stay dead. People won't even attempt using a Phoenix Down.
