Mrrrrrr.

Run along, nothing of importance here. Just a guy passing through.

*smites with modly lightning* Welcome newbie. Follow the rules, axe for help if needed, blah blah freakin blah.

Yort.

*dropkicks dark* How many times have I told you to not smite the newbies?

.. What's that? None you say..?

Very well then, carry on.

Hey, welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy your stay and have fun being here. ^^

OK

*Runs along*

...

*Runs back*

How did you manage to come across this site?

I forgot. I think it was saintzero. I think. x_=

*drops a note*

"Nothing to see here, just a note for the new guy:

Welcome."