Grand Unveiling!

"should we.....?"
"i don't know."

"Oh... oh God. Remind me never to do that again," MeleeMan cringed, still clutching his gut.

"Why didn't you just stick your finger into your mouth like everyone else?" Rania asked, confused. Suddenly, she pictured MeleeMan releasing a huge gush of steam inside his own throat by accident while reaching his gauntlets inside his enormously stretched mouth. "That's not such a pretty picture," she admitted to herself. "I guess I can see his reasoning."

"Hah! They think smoke will extinguish my spirit! Not likely!" MeleeMan scoffed, looking from side to side without turning his head.

"... But MeleeMan, you can't see either, can you?" Rania inquired interestedly.

"No... No, I can't," he admitted. "I can smell their fear though. They're afraid of my soulful fists!"

"But they don't seem scared at all! I can hear them laughing!" Rania exclaimed. "You're clueless, you know?"

Pretending he hadn't heard, MeleeMan pumped smoke out of one of his gauntlets, thickening the air around him to an even greater extent. "The smoke doesn't bother me," he laughed, looking to and fro for his opponents. Unfortunately, despite his bluff, he was as blinded as everyone else...

"Did you see where Rass went? Make sure not to hurt him!" Rania pointed out, worried that MeleeMan might rush to brash behavior.

"Hmph. You don't need to worry about that. I'll be careful," MeleeMan assured her, although his gruff, battle-hungry voice didn't offer much consolence.

1) Search for enemies
2) Dodge
3) Dodge
4) Dodge

Tenshi chuckled as the programs fell harmlessly around him "Is that the best you can do? Surely one of your brillience can do better???" Looking around he grinned "Don't be overconfident Tenshi you old fool!" But Tenshi was done listening.... Opening his eyes wide, he activated his sight programs in an attempt to find the enemy through the fog before giving up. "WIND HEAR MY CRY!!" Winding his sword back, it started to glow a strange color as the air around it distorted. "Tenshi No! We don't know what's going on... there's too much commotion, we have to wait..." Slowly putting the sword down, Tenshi immediatly jumped backwards before swinging out, a wide burst of wind blowing over the fog. Most likely into any enemy trying to home in on their location.

"You child-like navi, stay near me." Tenshi moved in front of the navi before putting the sword in front of him "Dammit Tenshi, there goes our options."

(Turn recap because I like doing so
1-3 wind burst, most likely to any bastards trying to attack
move over to Voltman and protect)

Gotta keep healing, gotta keep healing, gotta keep healing... The medical mantra kept playing throughout Rass' head as he dashed from one injured program to another, issuing bursts of pink light from his palms to everyone he saw. His fluidlike arms began to ache from the effort, but Rass knew he couldn't stop at this point. After all, he was the only recovery-type navi in sight. It was his responsibility to make sure that...

Rasshole, what do you think you're doing? demanded a rather irate Argo, forming into a green patch on Rass' shoulder, Healing like some pussy, that's what it looks like. You know that's what little girly navis do.

That's not true, thought Rass huffily, It's not the year 200X you know. Suien says that lots of respectable male navis are recov-

Bah, you're hopeless, growled Argo, "Suien says this," and "Suien says that..." when the hell are you going to grow up?

W...what?

Look around you! You can either heal like some little girl, or you can man up and go try to find what's causing this commotion! said Argo, Well, "man up" is a relative term. Not like you'll ever be manly at this rate.

Rass thought for a moment, then looked into the smokey cloud that seemed to encompass the entire arena. Well, he thought, noticing MeleeMan's progress into the fray, Suien *did* say to stick with people I can trust... and I guess he's the only one I can trust at this rate, so... Rass walked forward into the smoke, eyes nervously darting around as he searched for the unseen assailants.

"Ugh....i'm not waiting any longer." Nikko said as she started running on all fours twords the fog.
"W...WAIT! NIKKO! think this through." Timmy said as nikko rushed in. "damn it."
"i hope that i can help, maybe i'll get a nice reward for this. who knows."

Moonlight peered out from the collum, noticing the disaster was somewhat over. Upon spotting the heelnavis, he considered some options. I should have figured. I could turn tail...Ah, the hell with that. If it's a fight, I'm in. He ran up to the shell-looking navi, keeping an eye out for things while maintaining a low run until reaching his target. Upon halting his run, Moonlight spoke to it from behind. "Hm, looks like you could use some backup. Well, count me in. I'll watch your back..."

"Hey, wait!" Raiden yelled as the cat-like Navi went tearing past him, heading for the fog that was spitting out HeelNavis. "Wait until they completely reveal themselves!"

However, it was no use. He resolved himself to watching worriedly instead, occasionally checking the golden shields to see where they were.

As Ayumi finally realized what was going on, she rolled onto her back as Soulman protected her. "Well, hello there," she said sarcastically, "fancy meeting you here."

She squirmed and tried to peek over his shoulder to see what was going on, but wasn't able to see anything because of the smoke. "Damnit, I can't see a thing. This sucks." She poked Soulman in the side with her finger, attempting to make sure she had his attention. "Thanks for the cover, but don't get any ideas."

"What are you waiting for?" The black HeelNavi hisses, as they approached the ground--"Activate the protocol!"

"At once!" The burly HeelNavi drops his Guard, a control panel with a pie-shaped button in his hand--"Just try to move!" He slammed the button, and--

"It's time. One of the NetPolice Navis suddenly declare, as his eyes flash a menacing red. The Navis around him turn, but it's too late--"Stay still." He growls, as he blacks them out, a giant magnet in his hand. Around him, four other "NetPolice" shed their GMOs, striking down the remaining NetPolice Navis...

"Get them." The NetPolice impersonators turn towards the unsuspecting crowd, peppering the Navis distracted from above with a hail of green energy disks--

Meanwhile, the pies, whether left on the table, or regurgitated on the floor, suddenly begin to glow white! Attacked from both sides, the crowd attempt to retreat from the strange change in pastry--but before they could make a move, the pies explode, encasing the area in paralyzing energy! Helpless, the Navis slowly fall one by one, as the smog fades over them...

Unable to move, their vision obscured by the cloud, only the sense of sound is still available to them.

"I'll be taking that..." the black HeelNavi's distinctive voice meets their ears... the last thing they hear before they black out.

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2 minutes later...

The first of the Navis stir, finding the smoke long dissipated--and the intruders vanished. The giant pile of prizes had disappeared, and the golden NormalNavi, upon seeing the sight, screams--waking the rest of the crowd up.

"THEY DIDN'T!" He bawls, his green eyes glistening with tears. "They couldn't... why would they..." He falls to his knees, slamming his fists on the ground in inexpressible rage.

Ayumi awoke to feel a huge weight on top of her. She looked and quickly realized that Soulman had fallen asleep on top of her, and had drooled a little in his sleep. "Gross!" she said, pushing Soulman not-so-gently off of her. At least it wasn't on my good clothes," she said, sitting up and looking about at the results of what had happened.

"So they stole something?" she said to herself. "I guess we'll just have to let them go then... they could be anywhere by now..."

"Ayumi, it was only two minutes. They can't have gotten all that far," Leon replied in a flat voice.

Ayumi gritted her teeth, letting a small amount of anger well up inside her. She replied to Leon with a sharp tone in her voice, one that he always hated hearing. "Fine. I'll go find the idiots. On my one day that I can enjoy myself. Thanks."

Leon shrugged nonchalantly. "Oh well, you could use the time on the net anyways. It's been a while since you were on the net for more than a half hour anyways."

Kobo wakes up, awfully dazed on how quickly they finished him off, or so he thought. No, just the prizes all gone, typical. Battle Kobo switched back to normal Kobo, who began to panick. He ran round and round in circles saying "No no no no not the prizes why the prizes what were those prizes why why-" "Kobo! your under attack by a giant pink elephant! it has cloaking be careful!" that was enough for serious Kobo to come back, but only for a very short amount of time "Tch, I can't believe I actually even considered a giant pink elephant attacking me, there's nothing more those thieves want than a pile of prizes probably worth a lot of money. The authorities probably can't handle this but neither can we" And so, normal Kobo and his endless ranting returned once again.

Anti's voice was hoarse. She had spent the first twenty seconds yelling at her Navi to get up, and the next forty going through his coding, looking for any irregularities, and often slamming her hand down on her desk with a wordless shout. Her father had disappeared off to somewhere again, so he wasn't around to ask. She found herself standing by the window, glaring out into the ElecTown afternoon.

".........Anti.............?"

She whirled around and dashed back to her desk, throwing herself back into her chair. Raiden was just starting to get up, holding his head, looking around as though he wasn't exactly sure where he was. Everyone else around him had been knocked down for the count, too, and all of the HeelNavis were gone. So were the prizes that had littered the booth.

"Wow..." he muttered, looking around. He took note of the sobbing golden Navi, and then suddenly realized that the monkey Navi was lying on the ground with the pole just next to her. He had dropped her when everyone had been stunned...shoot.

Raiden raced over to the monkey-Navi, holding out one hand to help her to her feet if she needed it. "Are you okay?! I'm sorry, I really didn't meant to drop you."

Then another thought hit him, and he turned around to call to the golden Navi. "Hey! You! Mr. Organizer! Just what did those guys take, anyway? Was it worth anything?"

By the golden Navi's reaction, it had been worth quite a bit.

Voltman woke up to the screaming, still belching smoke from the pies.
Mmmm... spicy pies...
Then, he walked over to the Golden navi, careful to avoid his fists.
Um... mister? Are you okay? What did the bad men steal? He coughed, letting out more smoke, but that appeared to be the last of it. He waited patiently, something new for MiniVolt, for an answer to his questions.

ALPHONSE.EXE TRANSFER COMPLETE

Alphonse appeared in the main gate of Internet city, with his casual expression. "...I guess I should buy some more novels." He turned and walked deeper into the friendly city, hoping for some action to past his boring day.

Tenshi got up slowly before groaning "Ugh.... what the hell fell on my wings.... oh... I did...." Standing up straight, he stretched his wings out, making a HORRIBLE cracking sound. Looking around he shrugged eliciting more cracks "The joints get a little off sometimes" Suddenly a loud voice reached his ears causing Tenshi to wince in pain "----SHI TENSHI! GOD DAMMIT THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR TWO FRACKING HOURS!" "Old TV references aside sir, they got away" A sigh came from the private wire "I was afraid of that, dammit..... that plan was way to smart for any normal terrorists. We need to contact the netpolice as those guys were obviously imposters...."

"You know we can't do that sir, besides their incompentant" Moving over to the child-like navi he picked up him up "You alright, what's your name?" "Tenshi! Avoid all contact dammit!!!" He's not listening... dammit we're gonna get caught, at least this gives us a cover story...

Moonlight came to a sluggish rise "Damn...Feels like I was assaulted by jello." Upon noticing the missing goods, he sighed. "Ah hell, it figures..."

"Ugh..." groaned Stringer, slowly sitting up. As he began to regain his senses, he realizes his operator hadn't said a thing since he should up at the NetSquare. Opening up a window to his PET, he looked to see nobody there. "Donell? Jeez, he's so useless."

"What did you just say, Stringer?!" roared Donell, snatching up the PET in his hand. "Forget that," yelled back Stringer, "where did you go?!"

"I was hungry, so I went to get some dinner," responded Donell bluntly. Stringer paused for a moment, then said, "So... You didn't see anything of what happened?"

"Nope," replied Donell simply. Stringer sighed, and then realized that all the prizes were gone. "That's what they were after? How important could a bunch of freebies be?" though Stringer aloud as he got up, walking over to the golden NormalNavi in hopes of getting some answers.

Voltman coughed smoke into Tenshi's face, before answering.
My name's Voltman, I'm fine despite the spicy pies, and I was trying to find out what those people stole! The sad navi covering the floor in tears should be able to answer my question!

Raiden looked over at the winged Navi, remembering what he had done not so long ago.

"Uh..sorry for accusing you of...well...being responsible for this," he said, shrugging. "I should have thought before I started yelling."

(....either I'm stupid or your getting your lines fed by demon XD I like the first one personally)

Looking at the navi he merely nodded before turning back to voltman

"Well then let's go talk shall we?" Tenshi walked over to the navi before kneeling down "What the hell was stolen, why is it important, and a redundent question because I can, why the hell should I care?"

(I wanna adopt your posting style XD it seems easier)