Merry Christmas

Hey everyone. Tom here. I don't know, maybe the other night owls have decided to tuck in early, are sleeping soundly in their beds with dreams of what Christmas might bring, but it would appear that I'm the first awake to welcome this glorious day here on RERN.

So let's make it simple and sweet.

Merry Christmas RERN.
and a happy Pule to youz tooz

Gift Cards
Barnes / Nobles: 100$
iTunes: 25$
Abercrombie/Fitch: 100$ O_O

Fun Stuff
Red Sox Paraphernalia
Food Items

Merry Christmas!

And as the great Peter Griffin once said on a very drunk Christmas:
Seven Maids a' milkin'!
Six Maids a' milkin'!

I got clothes and munny. I'm too old for toys.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy this year while it lasts!

I recieved:
Tippmann A-5 Flatline barrel
Tippmann A-5 extending stock
Yes. marry X-mas. NOW. cue robot santa, we need BLOOOOOOOD spilled this holiday season!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the 'Net,
not a creature was stirring, not even a Met.
The inboxes were hung by the hyperlink with care
in hopes that St Lawr soon would be there.

The members were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of Shuryous danced in their heads.
And King in his fedora, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on the main page there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to Announcements I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

The forum skin on the slopes of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear--
but eight tiny hippos, drawing a Bombardier!

With a little driver, her bat at the fore,
I knew in a moment it must be St Lawr.
More rapid than downloads her couriers they came
and she whistled, and bellowed, and called them by name.

"Now DNR! Now, Harbin! Now, Skyrender and Steve!
On, AimMan! On, Legoroy! On Knight and on Twi!
To the top of the Real World! To the depths of the Under!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away like thunder!"

As dry posts that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with a nooblet, mount to the sky.
So up to the board-top the couriers they flew,
With the sleigh full of virus drops, and St Lawr too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
down the hyperlink St Lawr came with a bound.

She was dressed all in denim, from her head to her foot,
and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of drops she had flung on her back.
She looked just like Soryu, just opening her pack.

Her eyes--how they smouldered! Her expression--how deadly!
Her cheeks were like guillotines, her nose a rage medley!
Her little mouth was drawn down, wishing for spilt blood,
and the hair of her head was as brown as the mud.

The stump of a candy cane she held tight in her teeth,
and the wrapper, it encircled her neck like a wreath.
She had a closed face and a solid little build
that shuffled when she walked, like a corpse just killed.

She was narrow and short, a right murderous elf,
and I paled when I saw her, in spite of myself!
A narrow of her eye and a tilt of her head
soon gave me to know I had my life to dread.

She spoke not a word but went straight to her work,
and filled all the inboxes, then turned with a jerk.
And laying her middle finger aside of her nose,
and giving a nod, up the hyperlink she rose!

She sprang to her ride, to her team gave a roar,
and away they all flew like they'd just looted Suitachi's store.
But I heard her exclaim, 'er she drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a friggin' good night!"
ho shit that's cool.
I'm fucking saving that.
Merry Christmas all.
I got:
Chocolate... a lot of chocolate. :'D
$25 to EB games and other related stores
Xenosaga II
A Throwing Dart set. :'D
Two movie ticket coupons.
The Alchemist by Paul Coelho.
Cooking Mama. (lulz)
Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations.
More chocolate.
A sweatshirt with the logo of the college I recently got accepted to.

Apparently, I'm going to have cavities in the new year. XD

*Plays CoD4*
NiGHTS and Copics...I also got a Webkinz plush for no reason!
Post cleared due to hatefulness

(Now you dont need a warning)
Epic shit. XD

By the way, it should be noted I haven't worn me fedora for near on half a year now.

I got, um...

A kewl shirt.

A hundred dollar gift certificate for my favorite gothy store.


A good haul, considering I'm Muslim. >: D


-One Hundred Dollars

-One Zelda Shirt

-One Mario Hat Throw Pillow

-And a 20 dollar gift certificate thiiiiiing!



Gift Cards....lots and lots of Gift cards....approximatley $700 worth.
*DARKSTAR GOT FOR X-MAS:75$ total (50 from my gradparents and 25 from one of my aunts), Pokemon leaf green (gonna go and return), Nintendo wifi adaptor that DOESN'T work with current PC (I KILLED THE LABTOP THAT WAS COMPATIBLE WITH IT! *cries*, so it's gonna get returned), A nintendo DS carrying case, dragon quest 8, Pokemon diamond WITH guide, mario party DS, 25 dollars in a gift card to fred myers, a new COAT *copies auron and is stabbed in nonexistant heart with his weapon of choice*, sweat shirt and matching pants, a couple of shirts, and........SOCKS! this. is. COMPLETE!!!!*

also does someone get about 700$ IN GIFT CARDS!?
Well, we got our gifts today... I got: 1x Transformers DVD, 1x Transformers Official Calendar, 1x Chocolate Santa, 3x Candies For Our Cats (Originally for the cats, but I got to unwrap them : D ), 1x Godly Lemon Soap (Seriously, this is the best soap evar) and 100 euro. The 100 euro is because of my deceased grandpa's inheritance, but since he was chubby like Santa... And had a beard... And loud voice... I'M A RELATIVE OF SANTA! : D

PS: Christmas 2007 is more than meets the eye.
I got a Wii Zapper, along with Paper Mario, Mario Galaxy, and Mario vs. Sonic. And a bunch of gift cards and shit. And a new TV.

Translation: He got Super Paper Mario, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario & Sonic at the Olympics. I was a bit confused by the names, but that's probably because I'm tired. -Twi