Random Outtakes

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You have joined room: Lobby
You are invisible in the room.
This song is growing on HARBIN. http://lamda.bluelaguna.net/blue-dragon-os...ed%20Flight.mp3
You are a site admin.
shury_doll: Hey guys, I just finished writing up my new charecter...
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: What the fuck is this shit?
sora-chan_doll: oh really?
shury_doll has left.
sora-chan_doll has left.
aim_doll has left.
twi_doll has left.
void: nopthingf!
Chat-Admin: ...
void: oh look my bus!
void has left.
Chat-Admin: ......

ok, I was planning that...

one day I got bored cause noone is on chat when I am on mondays and weekends, but there is always one person who frogets to log off...

plus I watched space balls 3 days ago...

anyways, twi walked in just after the intro... me logging out was ending one, here is the full version...

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Void: im bored...
Void: <.<
Void: >.>
*shury doll joins*
*sora-chan doll joins*
*twi doll joins*
*aim doll joins*
shury doll: hey guys, I just finished writing up my new charecter design
sora-chan doll: really?
shury doll: yeah this note book I found really helps me come up with new ideas.
aim doll: what does it look like?
shury doll: well I found it in the cafitiria, cause someone spilled juce on the cover, but it's still in good shape.
shury doll: it has a black cover and it's full of these names. but I just use it for writing my ideas.
aim doll:...
sora-chan doll:......
shury doll:... it's a death note isn't it...
void: now we know why shury's charecters all have such short lives, lol
twi doll: shut up, you suck.
sora-chan doll: yeah, you are a crappy drawer/writer
aim doll: I stopped modding you cvause you suck so much and bug me every 10 seconds.
shury doll: I don't know what I was thinking making a cross with you.
Void: wait.. whats going on?
aim doll: twi, you know what to do.
*void has left*
*Void doll has joined*
Void doll: hi
Void doll: do you think they suspect anything yet?
twi doll: no, no-one will stop us...
shury_doll has left.
sora-chan_doll has left.
aim_doll has left.
twi_doll has left.
Void_doll has left.

That's ridiculous. But in a good way. .________.

The Inconvenient Truth.

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Chat-Admin: HEY BITCH
Aim: Hey Twi : D
Chat-Admin: *Grabs Plot*
DarkZero: The son of a bit*?
Plot: WE MUST GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE MOTOR SEATS!
Chat-Admin: *Pimpsmacks*
Plot: Like the ones that the walmart has
Aim: GET ME TO THE MOTOR SEAT
Plot: for FAT PEOPLE
Chat-Admin: ...
Aim: Oh, are you Lunar?
Chat-Admin: One: Ignoring me is a bad idea
Plot: Yes
Chat-Admin: Two: THE PLOT IS MY BITCH
Plot: *plots*
Aim: Ignoring me is a punishable offense in about 5 states.
Plot: Oh hell no
Aim: Because I emit sulfur dioxide. : D
Plot: I'm no ones bitch
Aim: It erodes metal.
DarkZero: *Grabs a Plot sandwich*
Aim: corrodes*
Chat-Admin: That's what you think
Chat-Admin: :'D
Plot: Aim wins a prize
Chat-Admin: *Continues writing*
Plot: oh hell no
Chat-Admin: I MAKE the plot my bitch
Plot: You are MY BITCH
Aim: Nobel Prize? I've wanted that for weeks. :'D
Chat-Admin: Ha ha
Aim: Or...
Chat-Admin: Ha ha
Chat-Admin: Ha
Aim: Months.
Aim: Years.
Chat-Admin: No.
Plot: you have to work for me or I dont do shit
Aim: Lives.
Plot: displease me and this plot wont go anywhere
Majin: eh, it really depends on your point of view, who works for who....
Plot: *snap snap snap fingers*
Chat-Admin: Heh
Chat-Admin: Heh heh
Plot: I own you
Chat-Admin: HEH HAH HAH HA HA HA HA
Plot: You are smallfry
Chat-Admin: HA HA HA
DarkZero: Interesting
Chat-Admin: HAAAAH
Plot: see
Chat-Admin: I make the plot.
Chat-Admin: I write it.
Chat-Admin: The plot is my bitch, because without me, it wouldn't exist.
Plot: ever hear of creations turning on their own masters
Plot: yeah
Plot: NOW GET ME PUDDING!
Chat-Admin: An inanimate object can't turn on me.
Plot: And a wheely car
Chat-Admin: Ooh, sorry
Chat-Admin: All out of those
Chat-Admin: I've got this nice big hammer here though!
Plot: then what are you good for?
Chat-Admin: This.
Plot has left.
DarkZero: lol

I was expecting a Karnak Show reference.

Or thickening.

You know, something funny.

You mean the fat guy who rolled down a hill?

Anyway...

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The_Bean_Bagger: : D
Marquis_Don_Maori: Could you please? :3
The_Bean_Bagger: Then I could do all the wiggin out I could make up!
Jan: Scribble, scribble.
Marquis_Don_Maori: Sorry Lego, I do the wigging here in RERN
The_Bean_Bagger: Do wha?!
Jan: *nods* It's true.
The_Bean_Bagger: Since when?
Marquis_Don_Maori: Since I made DNR
Jan: *nods* I don't know.
Jan: :3
The_Bean_Bagger: *turns into a train*
The_Bean_Bagger: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
The_Bean_Bagger: SEAKING SUPER SLIMY SAILOR SQUAD!
The_Bean_Bagger: ADVANCE!
A_Bag_of_Seakings: F*CK YEAH!!
Jan: *sticks a pack of dynamite under the train*
A_Bag_of_Seakings: *eats the dynamite*
A_Bag_of_Seakings: F*CK YE- *KA_KROOM*
A_Bag_of_Seakings has left.
A_Bag_of_Pencils has joined.
A_Bag_of_Pencils: We'll draw your destiny!
The_Bean_Bagger: CHU CHU ROCKET!
Jan: *grabs a pencil from the bag*
The_Bean_Bagger: *starts spewing mice*
Majin: so who is A Bag?
A_Bag_of_Pencils: IT'S THE SHARPENER!
A_Bag_of_Pencils: RUN! RUN! EVERY GRAPHITE FOR THEMSELF!
A_Bag_of_Pencils has left.
The_Bean_Bagger: COWARDS!
The_Bean_Bagger: Grarr...
The_Bean_Bagger: *combs hair*
Majin has left.
The_Bean_Bagger: Agh! My comb's made of spice!
The_Bean_Bagger: *starts rawking out with spice*
The_Bean_Bagger: *stage explodes*
The_Bean_Bagger: *again*
Jan: *headbangs*
You logged off.
You have joined room: Lobby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzFooLMKYn0 <-Awesome
Flaggon_Quest: Must! Get! Fresh! ALE!
Flaggon_Quest: *starts eating baseballs*
Flaggon_Quest: Oh look! TWEWY is on!
Flaggon_Quest: *watches fishtank*
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank has joined.
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: Ugh! Pervert!
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: RISING FISH TACKLE!
Jan: O_o
Flaggon_Quest: SWIMMING UPPERCUT!
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: *deals cards*
Flaggon_Quest: *plays poker*
Jan: *shoots the crap out of the strange people with a 600mm rotary cannon*
Flaggon_Quest: I raise you three cans of whoop-ass.
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: Mmm.
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: You know you have about 3-Trillion bullet holes in your head?
Flaggon_Quest: Their not bullet holes!
Flaggon_Quest: They're golf holes!
Flaggon_Quest: FOUR!
Flaggon_Quest: *picks nose*
Jan: *is on the verge of insanity*
Jan: So... much...
Jan: DRAMA...
Flaggon_Quest: THAT'S "WIGGIN" TO YOU, ALFRED HITCHCOCK!
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank: Oh tjord! An eclipse!
Frier_Luck_The_Fishtank has left.
Flaggon_Quest: NOOO!
Flaggon_Quest: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!
Flaggon_Quest: *despair*
Jan: "Mommy... please make it stop..."
Jan: "Momma? Where are you momma? MOMMA?!"
Flaggon_Quest: Your momma is on the MOOOON!
Flaggon_Quest: *throws Jan at the moon*
M.C._Moony has joined.
Jan: "I'M COMING MOMMA!"
M.C._Moony: Ow!
M.C._Moony: What the hell?
Jan: *smashes into a passenger plane*
M.C._Moony: *consumes stars like Pac-man*
Flaggon_Quest: He'll destroy the GALAXY!!!!
M.C._Moony: Wakka wakka wakka wakka!
Asator: gah, finally modded Zan
Jan: Asator...
Mario has joined.
Jan: WHO ARE THESE HORRIBLE PEOPLE?! o?_O
Mario: *kicks ass*
Jan: o_O*
M.C._Moony: Oh blast!
M.C._Moony has left.
Mario: *nods*
Mario has left.
Flaggon_Quest: Ah...
Flaggon_Quest: That felt good.

Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out! Wig Out!

*Cracks up until he becomes a million Diva-Licious pieces that run around laughing their butt's off*

Quote (PA being weird)

HikoKun337 (10:12:10 PM): Nooo. For camp.
HikoKun337 (10:12:13 PM): Month-long.
VoltWatt (10:12:15 PM): Caaamp.
HikoKun337 (10:12:16 PM): Then after that
HikoKun337 (10:12:18 PM): BAND CAMP
HikoKun337 (10:12:19 PM): :'D
HikoKun337 (10:12:21 PM): After that--
VoltWatt (10:12:22 PM): Band caaamp.
HikoKun337 (10:12:23 PM): HIGHSCHOOL STARTS
HikoKun337 (10:12:26 PM): Inactivity galore.
VoltWatt (10:12:28 PM): School caaamp.

XD

Not laugh out loud funny, but nevertheless, funny...I guess.

Not all that funny at all, really.

...
You guys are hatin', cuz I go to caaamp. XD

No, it's just dumb.

...
-___-
My (nonexistent) God, can't I crack a joke around here, man?
Liven up or don't spoil my mood. D:

I'm with Asator.

You can crack a joke, but I don't see how that WAS a joke... It needs more crappy photoshops.

;~;
I thought it was funny because PA reminded me of Zero.
-__-

I apologize for the double-post, but here is another funny outtake.

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HikoKun337 (9:56:57 PM): -sniff-
VoltWatt (9:56:58 PM): CRY ME A RIVER, BUILD ME A BRIDGE, AND WALK IT OFF.
HikoKun337 (9:56:59 PM): ;_;
VoltWatt (9:57:11 PM): REAL MEN STOP CRYING WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (9:57:25 PM): REAL MEN KICK WITH THEIR FISTS!
VoltWatt (9:57:38 PM): REAL MEN WALK EVERYTHING OFF.
VoltWatt (9:57:40 PM): ...
VoltWatt (9:57:43 PM): WITH THEIR FISTS.
VoltWatt (9:58:01 PM): ...
HikoKun337 (9:58:02 PM): REAL MEN WATCH TEENAGE PREGNANT SHEMALE FISTING PORN.
HikoKun337 (9:58:05 PM): WITH THEIR FISTS.
VoltWatt (9:58:09 PM): ...
VoltWatt (9:58:15 PM): REAL MEN ARE DISGUSTED BY THIS WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (9:58:26 PM): REAL MEN TYPE WITH THEIR FISTS>
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VoltWatt (9:59:15 PM): Resalk m,ewn rtype ewiltjh tyh4i5t fidstdfs;.
VoltWatt (9:59:23 PM): REAL MEN ACTUALLY TRY TO TYPE WITH THEIR FISTS.
VoltWatt (9:59:27 PM): LIKE THAT.
HikoKun337 (9:59:37 PM): REAL MEN ACTUALLY DID TRY TO TALK WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (9:59:44 PM): REAL MEN WERE SHOT FOR THIS WITH THEIR FISTS
VoltWatt (9:59:44 PM): AND FAILED.
VoltWatt (9:59:57 PM): BECAUSE REAL MEN, WITH THEIR FISTS, DO NOT EXIST.
VoltWatt (10:00:07 PM): BUT THEY DON'T EXIST WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (10:00:11 PM): REAL MEN WERE TRANSPORTED THROUGH TIME AND CREATED A PARADOX.
HikoKun337 (10:00:13 PM): WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (10:00:55 PM): ... I'm tempted to quote this.
VoltWatt (10:01:03 PM): REAL MEN QUOTE WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (10:01:14 PM): REAL MEN TELL OTHER REAL MEN TO QUOTE WITH THEIR FISTS WITH THEIR FISTS.
VoltWatt (10:01:35 PM): REAL MEN TELL OTHERS TO SHUT UP AND QUOTE IT WITH THEIR FISTS, ALREADY... WITH THEIR FISTS.
HikoKun337 (10:01:47 PM): REAL MEN ALREADY QUOTED TWICE WITH THEIR FISTS!
VoltWatt (10:01:58 PM): OH REALLY?
VoltWatt (10:02:04 PM): Right, then.
VoltWatt (10:02:07 PM): I can talk normally?
HikoKun337 (10:02:09 PM): Yes.
VoltWatt (10:02:34 PM): THE DOG DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE STEALING HIS THIRD PERSON.
HikoKun337 (10:03:19 PM): AND I DEMAND THAT I AM HIKO!
VoltWatt (10:03:33 PM): THE DOG TELLS YOU TO SHUT IT.
VoltWatt (10:03:44 PM): AND TO GET THE DOG A MEAT SANDWICH.
VoltWatt (10:03:52 PM): WITH EXTRA MANLY, FOR THE DOG'S EXTREME MANLINESS.
HikoKun337 (10:03:57 PM): ALL RIGHT! I AM HIKO, AND THAT IS NOT A DEMAND.  THAT IS SOLID FACT. WHAT WE DEMAND IS SOLID FACTS.
HikoKun337 (10:04:08 PM): I ALSO DEMAND TO KNOW HOW A DOG CAN BE MANLY.
HikoKun337 (10:04:28 PM): I ALSO DEMAND THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE HIKO.
VoltWatt (10:04:33 PM): THE DOG TELLS YOU TO COME UP WITH DECENT HUMOR, HGttG READER.
VoltWatt (10:04:44 PM): THE DOG WANTS YOU TO STOP READING.
VoltWatt (10:04:48 PM): EAT MORE MEAT.
HikoKun337 (10:05:02 PM): BUT HIKO ALREADY ATE.
HikoKun337 (10:05:06 PM): CHICKEN.
VoltWatt (10:05:20 PM): THE DOG SAYS CHICKEN ISN'T REAL MEAT.
HikoKun337 (10:05:24 PM): THE DOG IS RIGHT.
VoltWatt (10:05:31 PM): THE DOG SAYS TO EAT REAL MEAT.
HikoKun337 (10:05:34 PM): HIKO SAYS CHICKEN IS POULTRY.
VoltWatt (10:05:40 PM): ARE YOU MOCKING THE DOG?
HikoKun337 (10:05:43 PM): HIKO SAYS HE ISN'T HUNGRY AND WOULD MUCH PREFER COOKIES.
VoltWatt (10:05:57 PM): THE DOG SAYS COOKIES ARE FOR THE WEAK AND UNMANLY!
VoltWatt (10:06:05 PM): THE DOG SAYS YOU ARE UNMANLY!
HikoKun337 (10:06:08 PM): HIKO SAYS HE IS STRONG PRIMARILY BECAUSE OF COOKIES.
VoltWatt (10:06:09 PM): *Tazer'z*
VoltWatt (10:06:19 PM): THE DOG TELLS YOU TO SHUT UP!
HikoKun337 (10:06:26 PM): HIKO OBEYS.
HikoKun337 (10:06:30 PM): QUIETLY.
HikoKun337 (10:06:39 PM): AND WITHOUT YELLING.
VoltWatt (10:06:47 PM): THE DOG TELLS HIS SUBORDINATE, THE ONE TYPING THIS, TO GO EAT SOME UNMANLY ICE CREAM.
HikoKun337 (10:06:57 PM): HIKO WILL GET FAT IF HE EATS ICE CREAM.
VoltWatt (10:06:59 PM): THE DOG IS GOING TO MAKE SURE HE IS SUFFICIENTLY HUMILIATED.
VoltWatt (10:07:13 PM): THE DOG WANTS TO SEE HIS SUBORDINATES CRY.
VoltWatt (10:07:22 PM): THE DOG IS DONE CONVERSING WITH YOU!
VoltWatt (10:07:28 PM): *Goes to eat ice cream*

REAL MEN DON'T USE CAPS LOCK FOR CAPS LOCK WITH THEIR FISTS!

Okay, now this is better.

*slow claps and stuff*

I've brainwashed you PA. You can thank Albel for that. XD

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raikou: hey knight? can i gets a brief descrip of that "problem solving" you did last night?
raikou: i'm very curious xD
Knight: I have a feeling you will, soon XD
PaladinGC: Start with the words 'Train Wreck' and go from there. That's a fqair aproximation of how we work at this. XD
raikou: XD
raikou: 1. train wreck 2. attempt to fix 3. ??? 4 profit. something like that? XD
PaladinGC: ....exactly like that.
Knight: yes
Knight: Actually, very yes
raikou: lmao

Raikou nailed it, dead-on.

Follow the bold to follow the line of conversation, kids!

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Harbin: I would have shot the kunoichi in the back
Harbin: >:0
Harbin: ninjas are always up to no good
Harbin: obviously
Chat-Admin: Let's put it this way
Chat-Admin: Who would you prefer to take your chances with?
Chat-Admin: The cute female ninja who you can most likely bargain with to get your shit back?
Chat-Admin: Or the guys WITH WEAPONS  that are chasing her?
Harbin: She's only got 170 HP
Harbin: and
Harbin: "My shot is faster."
Chat-Admin: Take a step back from logic for a moment.
Chat-Admin: Fight or flight instincts.
Chat-Admin: Three of them
Chat-Admin: One of you
Chat-Admin: Besides
Chat-Admin: Like Soundman and Trenn are really going to help *heelnavis*
Chat-Admin: I mean come on
Chat-Admin: These are navis that are known widely to belong to criminal scum
Harbin: Okay
Harbin: they're all in your computer
Chat-Admin: (Which makes one believe that only the stupid criminals use them)
Chat-Admin: Also-
Harbin: I'd say killing the custom navi is more likely to help
Chat-Admin: I considered just unplugging it
Chat-Admin: :'D
Harbin: because only smart people get customnavis, apparently
Harbin: ...XD
Chat-Admin: Circumventing the whole plot and trapping them all in there
Chat-Admin: "What? Strange navis in the computer?!"
Chat-Admin: *Unplugs*
Chat-Admin: *Takes PC to the Netpolice*
Chat-Admin: "
Chat-Admin: "I think I found your data thief :'D"
Chat-Admin: It was SORELY tempting
Chat-Admin: Because there's no way Pally could stop it or get around it
Chat-Admin: I mean
Chat-Admin: I literally had to go 'Now do I want to do this the SMART way, or the way that Pally actually planned for?'
Chat-Admin: "Choices..."
Harbin: xD
Harbin: that might actually wipe it
Chat-Admin: True
Chat-Admin: Which is the main reason I didn't unplug it
Chat-Admin: The times you've lost posts because of your dad turning the PC off came to mind
Chat-Admin: :'D
Chat-Admin: So I was like "Ehh, better just jack in like that idiot Lan would do."
Chat-Admin: Seriously.
Chat-Admin: The kid's never heard of unplugging a damned machine that's on the fritz.
Chat-Admin: *post copypasta*
Chat-Admin: Better?
Harbin: Yeah
Harbin: But uh
Harbin: *turns on avast*
Harbin: :'D
Chat-Admin: XD