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I claim this page in the name of animated dalmations

Also, This has been the 2,000th reply. I feel special.

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.........


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'


August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

August 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


August 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

August 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

September 4:

Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

September 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

October 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

October 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

October 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

October 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

October 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

*attempts to reply but can't due to uncontrollable laughter*

*replies from beyond the grave*

*zombie robots fight alien dinosaurs*

*a fly finds his meaning in life*

*bad singers save the planet*

*the entire economy of the planet collapses*

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>.>

>.<

*hilarity ensues*

PROFIT

These aren't jet packs! It's a god-damn rocket!

BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDD MACHIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!

Why is it, that wherever I go, I get RAPED with uber-hard bosses?
XD
I HAVE TO FIGHT THE RAMPAGING ... SNORG... THING. D:
I'm scared. ;~;

In all reality, it's your fault for not reading what was really going on in the thread, loser.

Pfft, I saw what was going on.
I just sort of realized now it's going to be a bitch. XD

since PM's are down, I'm gonna post this here. yestrday in chat, someone pointed out dimensionman reported all of my kills in the event in his news post,and that I killed 4 out of the 5 people on the list. because of this, I have become tempted to post a mocking reply...

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Dear NP scum,

I was one of two navis who killed your friends; although I must admit, I enjoyed deleting your female comrade the most. her tear filled pleads for mercy warm my heart to this day, especially the horrified look as I ended her pathetic life. your other friends I don't recall, they were merely stepping stones on my way to power.

That navi I was with was actually going to help that pathetic officer, but when he saw how quickly the lower rank officers went down, he made the right choice.

I must admit though, I did feel disappointing when I found out your precious girlfriend was unable to be saved. A pity, if only because I wanted to hear her sweet sweet screams once more.

However, if you have a retarded urge to avenge her, I'll meet you on the ACDC network. I'll make sure you'll see her again.

love, kitsune.

ps. I'll have doughnuts, you might as well get your favorite meal one last time.

the only thing stopping me from posting this, since kitsune's player is no longer active and has since reregistered a new navi, is that dimensionman might track me IC. although it is a BBS and people only put their names if they want...

I dunno...

I think you're mixing up names. Soulman=my navi(s), who never met or heard of you ever
Dimensionman=Don's navi, who posted about someone killing his female apprentice

I didn't mention the wrong name >.>;

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yestrday in chat, someone pointed out soulman reported all of my kills in the event in his news post,and that I killed 4 out of the 5 people on the list.

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someone pointed out soulman reported all

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pointed out soulman

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soulman

wow, ok, not only did I do it, I did it several times

too bad this gets caught in the "video game" filter at school

"Wife gets charged for virtually illing her maplestory husband."
http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/online...l-hubby/1259111

Post 666 get.

Wish I could lock this in forever.

I got the Random Images one...
>_>;;

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too bad this gets caught in the "video game" filter at school

"Wife gets charged for virtually illing her maplestory husband."
http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/online...l-hubby/1259111

Hate to break it to you, Common, but we've had that story as the chat's greeting message for about- what, 5 days now?

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OH DEAR GOD WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!

what could this horrifying chemical be?

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OH DEAR GOD WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!

what could this horrifying chemical be?

._.

Are you serious.

Naix: Proving to be King of Fail Over and Over Again.