Train of Thought

V which are highly
DELECTABLE
V And rarely make good...

DETECTIVES
^Neither would any of you, because no one seemed to realise I was

KIDDING
V kind of like

IKUTSUKI-SAN
Who sucked as a...

BAD GUY
Of which a truly epic one could be

MAGIC CEREAL
Who valiantly killed...

CAPN' CRUNCH
Which is a popular condiment that goes with...

PINKBERRY
Which is way less awesome than

RAWBERRY
Which is good, but not as good as-

GUN.
V which is something you use to

FIRE SHOCKOLATE.
Straight into a...

BABY'S MOUTH
V because otherwise it won't stop

SCREAMING IN A HIGHLY IRRITATING FASHION
^like

MY SISTER
V Who, misleadingly, is not a...

NUN
V Which when you think about chaining two of them together, you get...

*SHOT*
V Unless you're a

HOBBIT

((I mean, come on! There's no guns in Middle Earth!))
((There are crossbows though. And normal bows.))

V who are really

SHORT.
V Like...

THIS
V THING