Train of Thought

V Is a member of the...

FANTASTIC FOUR
V which causes me to shout

FLAME ON.
Which is-

Gay.
V A disease contracted by...

IXOS
V who was created by

EN
V who is really a

90 YEAR OLD MAN
V Unlike my

GRANDMOTHER
V who is not a

LANDLADY.
V Who made Will Ferrell cry like a

BITCH
V Which sounds like the

SEASIDE
V where there could not possibly reside a

MANSION.
V Which, upon entry, makes you feel all

BOURGEOIS
V kind of like

BRUCE WAYNE.
V Who is afraid of

BATS
V Which are used in...

Baseball.
Which is sometimes played by...

VAMPIRES

(In stupid books)
Which have a craving for your...

Blood.
Which can sometimes manifest as...

ACID
Which can lead to a pretty funky

TRIP
Boy you must really hate those funky bystanders, perhaps enough to spray...

BROMOBUTANE