Controversial Argument

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[posts query asking why the hell everyone's posting in a topic that died almost a year ago]

[puts blame on self, then use alt account to post 4chan picture completely relevant to the argument everyone forgot]
*Accidentally posts part of an R-Rated literature work instead of a witty remark including salmon, the Battle of Gettysburg and the broadside of a barn*
[flames excessively]
[brings up blatant stereotypes and falsified information in an attempt to derail into an endless flame war revolving around bacon]
*rages about bacon*
[argues about the pros and cons of bacon, then attempts to derail the conversation to pie instead]
[Brings up a totally irrelevant point, then switches to an argument someone has already used]
[image dump]
[makes several impertinent yet offensive racist comments related to peoples of Middle Eastern descent]
*says he'd rather keep out of the argument due to a lack of intelligence on his side*
[attributes lack of intelligence in thread to absence of manly-talk]
*Wait, what the hell am I doing in this thread, anyways?*