"Her attack of whorpedos left me defenseless, lonely, and dancing alone in the corner."
"They actually had the nerve to sing Silent Night. That's the worst caroling song ever. No, assholes, the night is not silent. Maybe if all you obese failed rockstars would get off my porch and stop polluting the air with rhyming Christian propaganda, then the night might be silent. All is not calm, all is not bright. If you were bright at all, you'd know to skip this house and I'd be calm. But no, and now I'm flailing eggs at you. Sleep in heavenly peace the fuck out."
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