NEWS FLASH

AT THIS VERY MOMENT... AS I WRITE THIS POST... I AM IN THE BATH... COMPLETELY NAKED.

THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL.
Kinky. As I write this, I am currently in the family room wearing nothing but my underwear and a bath robe.
...I have a blister on the right side of my right middle finger. From playing a Marimba (Type of Xylophone) too hard with 2 mallets on each hand...And... ...I just ripped off the dead skin as of right now.
And now I am sitting wearing thin cotton pajama pants and no underwear, with the computer on my lap ^^
I'm fully clothed, save for a nasty case of bedhead.
You silly fools. ;D
I'm running out the door as we speak. Fully clothed.
i just got home from out in the sleeting rain, a mile away from the school I started my trek at. Normally I walk, but this time my frien'd gave me a ride. ;P
Woo! Gumtree!
Your trek in the sleeting rain? You exaggerate, slave!
I spent about a half an hour destroying the melting snow and ice.
Yay for destroying stuff!!!
Baka. Did you not read that I got a ride? Oh, and I had to destroy Ice too.
[nosebleed]

CLOTHES PEOPLE. IT'S WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
And now I am sitting wearing thin cotton pajama pants and no underwear, with the computer on my lap ^^

If you keep doing that the heat of the battery of the laptop makes your weener and balls to warm, so your sperm wil die and your package..won't work anymore....
...I was expecting you got laid. Post again when you got better news...
I have now been dryhumped by my nanny-caretaker-dude. He's 23.
Yeah. Dryhumped.
"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven."
I'm wearing pants. I'm the odd one out here.
And a shirt.
And underwear.
That all pushes me further away from normality here...
O.o
That is just plain wrong.
I am currently returned from getting X-Rayed 5 times in a row.
God damn Barium.
I have my genitals out. More at 7!
My penis is feeling the wind...Glenn Beck describes the sight at 8!!
I seem to have given myself a minor heart attack.