NEWS FLASH

Colbert Report...obsession! Jon Stewart reports at 9.

The Colbert Report is your life.

Papa Bear!

I have currently returned from owning 7 people in tennis with just one shot.

I've done this 10 times to each of those seven people.

Pedo Bear is revealed to be.......MY SISTER!

PedoBear is also revealed to have satanic red demon eyes and feast on the flesh of small children. While raping them. And giggling. And drooling.
More at 7!

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Pedo Bear is revealed to be.......MY SISTER!

HOLY SHIT

Tis' be true. I've seen her pic too. HER. She's another member on another forum. ^^

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Pedo Bear is revealed to be.......MY SISTER!

Your sister is hawt. Too bad I'm probably not younger than her or she would've used her pedophile powers.

In other news.....Yahiko is to be executed for pissing me off! HOW DARE HE MOCK MY FAMILY!!!!!!

And Lolly only signed up as Pedobear as a joke so NO! She doesn't do it with children and NO she isn't an evil demon......but she will devour your sooooooooul since you insulted her. FEAR HER WRATH!!!! AND MINE TOOOO!

See my wrath at 7!

NEWS FLASH!!!

I'm listening to the main theme of Katamari Damacy. Again. On repeat mode. Again.

That's great Phoenix, this is RS reporting live from California.

Apparently our governor is a <censored> and won't give up his <censored> position. More at 6. Back to you Lunar.

BREAKING NEWS:

I just found the last Poe Soul in TP. How I find the time to do this, I have no idea. More at 5, PST. Back to somebody.