Simple Life
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Prepare your +20 Great Plunger of Garuda and begin an epic battle for bathroom dominance
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Quote (Shuryou)
????: *HIGH FIVE!*
(Oh man I chuckled)
???: Take a moment of thought to reflect on what combat prowess you possess
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PAUSE
OBSERVE SELF
OBSERVE INVENTORY
OBSERVE EQUIPMENT
OBSERVE ABILITIES
LOOK SELF
LOOK POCKETS
LOOK SKILLS
ME
*plays guess the word*
EDIT: (if inventory is unavailable)
RUN AWAY
OBSERVE SELF
OBSERVE INVENTORY
OBSERVE EQUIPMENT
OBSERVE ABILITIES
LOOK SELF
LOOK POCKETS
LOOK SKILLS
ME
*plays guess the word*
EDIT: (if inventory is unavailable)
RUN AWAY
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[Summon Avatar to fight in your place. Ability activated due to extreme stress and shock]
You don't know what this "SUMMONING" is, but it sounds like a load of bullshit to you. Maybe you should BELIEVE first.
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Prepare your +20 Great Plunger of Garuda and begin an epic battle for bathroom dominance
Wielding the GREAT PLUNGER OF GARUDA +20 requires a rank of A in WEAPON HANDLING: MELEE, which you don't even know yet.
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????: *HIGH FIVE!*
The Physical Skill HIGH-FIVE is available only to those with enough in their AWESOME stat. Your AWESOME stat is hidden, but you somehow know that it's way too low for this action.
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???: Take a moment of thought to reflect on what combat prowess you possess
You disregard all these stray thoughts and pause for a moment to access your STATUSVENTORIUM.
[PAUSE]
From the STATUSVENTORIUM, you immediately head to the STATUS screen, and access your statistics.
From here, you can see that you are of a Rank F Undefined class, your Health Points are 100, your Action Points are nil. You are of level 1, and you are devoid of Experience Points. Your Offense and Defense in a Physical perspective are of rank D and E respectively. Your Agility is D, your Resistance is C, and your Recovery is D. You are of skill level F in Physical Skills, which means you have no skills at all.
Your inventory is decidedly empty.
Your equipment is spartan. You decide to examine your white shirt for kicks, but you'd rather not do the same for your pants. Understandable, since not many people see giant morbid hands of death spring out of their toilet bowls very often.
